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    Posted: 08 Jan 2011 at 8:52pm
This commercial should be used as a deterrent for men acting like idiots while overindulging.
It also lets us know that cute women are desperate and easy, especially when alone - when they can't put two gurl brains together to come up with almost one educated decision.
 
...and no, the commercial isn't 'banned'.
 
  
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Maybe she was overwhelmed, Pa. It's not every day one can find a single "professional" dart tosser. Betcha his sponsor is Rigor T. Mortis Funeral Parlor.
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WinkI actually liked this one:
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This commercial is actually pretty funny. I don't mind it.
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I love the darts commercial!  The guy who gets hit with the dart is so priceless.  I laugh out loud every time it comes on.
 
I don't care for the allergies-man one though.  They act like he is such a disgusting loser because his allergies act up when her animals crawl all over him.  Here's a hint: train your dog to not immediately attempt to smother your houseguests the minute they sit down.  Anyone with a big dog should make sure visitors are ok with them, or else keep them outside/in the kitchen/bedroom/whatever; that's just common courtesy.
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Originally posted by molegoddess molegoddess wrote:

I love the darts commercial!  The guy who gets hit with the dart is so priceless.  I laugh out loud every time it comes on.
 
I don't care for the allergies-man one though.  They act like he is such a disgusting loser because his allergies act up when her animals crawl all over him.  Here's a hint: train your dog to not immediately attempt to smother your houseguests the minute they sit down.  Anyone with a big dog should make sure visitors are ok with them, or else keep them outside/in the kitchen/bedroom/whatever; that's just common courtesy.


But haven't you heard? All women want a guy who is perfect without any flaws what-so-ever :)
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It reminds me those undercover dateline things where they catch a pedophile
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I don't mind their commercials so much, but their sales pitch is dangerously stupid.

"Hey didn't your mom/best friend since pre-school/closest relative one time set you up with __________?"

*flashback*

"Nah, I think I'll just stick with Zoosk (because we all know how much more trustworthy dating sites are than people you've known your entire life)."

By the time she realizes his idea of a "long romantic evening" as was stated in his profile is throwing you down into a pit and forcing you to put lotion all over yourself while he's dressed in drag and petting his dog in a creepy sort of way, it will be too late for her.


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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

I don't mind their commercials so much, but their sales pitch is dangerously stupid.

"Hey didn't your mom/best friend since pre-school/closest relative one time set you up with __________?"

*flashback*

"Nah, I think I'll just stick with Zoosk (because we all know how much more trustworthy dating sites are than people you've known your entire life)."

By the time she realizes his idea of a "long romantic evening" as was stated in his profile is throwing you down into a pit and forcing you to put lotion all over yourself while he's dressed in drag and petting his dog in a creepy sort of way, it will be too late for her.


 
it puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again
 
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LOL

I was pretty sure someone would get the Silence/Lambs reference.
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I hate the current one of an "office romance."  There is no romance there, the guy is very unattractive, they are screwing in the copy room 2 feet from other people's desks.  The guy isn't the only mistake date, the girl is pretty damn stupid, too.
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Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

I hate the current one of an "office romance."  There is no romance there, the guy is very unattractive, they are screwing in the copy room 2 feet from other people's desks.  The guy isn't the only mistake date, the girl is pretty damn stupid, too.
 
I don't understand that one.  The copy room sex seemed to work out well for both of them...but the girl decides that she'd do better with Zoosk??  Why??  Seems to me that she did quite well with geek-boy in the copy room.
 
At least in the first one, the couple sustained back injuries.  And in the one this thread's about, the guy was simply embarrassing.  Those made some sorta sense.  The copy-room one, however, just doesn't.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

I hate the current one of an "office romance."  There is no romance there, the guy is very unattractive, they are screwing in the copy room 2 feet from other people's desks.  The guy isn't the only mistake date, the girl is pretty damn stupid, too.
 
I don't understand that one.  The copy room sex seemed to work out well for both of them...but the girl decides that she'd do better with Zoosk??  Why??  Seems to me that she did quite well with geek-boy in the copy room.
 
At least in the first one, the couple sustained back injuries.  And in the one this thread's about, the guy was simply embarrassing.  Those made some sorta sense.  The copy-room one, however, just doesn't.
 
 
 
I think it's implied that she got herpes from the geek boy in the copy room.  That's what I'm going with, at least.
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hmmmm...not seeing that, jerkylips.
 
 
 
But if she did get herpes, I wonder if that'll be mentioned in her Zoosk profile.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

hmmmm...not seeing that, jerkylips.
 
 
 
But if she did get herpes, I wonder if that'll be mentioned in her Zoosk profile.
 
 
 
ha!  I was hoping for at least one reaction...  ;)
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Originally posted by jerkylips jerkylips wrote:

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

I don't mind their commercials so much, but their sales pitch is dangerously stupid.

"Hey didn't your mom/best friend since pre-school/closest relative one time set you up with __________?"

*flashback*

"Nah, I think I'll just stick with Zoosk (because we all know how much more trustworthy dating sites are than people you've known your entire life)."

By the time she realizes his idea of a "long romantic evening" as was stated in his profile is throwing you down into a pit and forcing you to put lotion all over yourself while he's dressed in drag and petting his dog in a creepy sort of way, it will be too late for her.


 
it puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again
 


PUT THE LOTION IN THE F*CKING BASKET!
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These commercials seem to be aimed at vapid women with no depth of personality whatsoever. The commercial I hat the most is the one where the stupid woman says, "I could really go for a little romance," and then it cuts to her making out with Muscly McMuscles F*cktard the Third, who somehow also has cerebral palsy, as he can't seem to keep from dropping the dumb chick constantly and knocking all sorts of sh*t over.  Absolutely nonsensical, pointless, and annoying.  
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

These commercials seem to be aimed at vapid women with no depth of personality whatsoever. The commercial I hat the most is the one where the stupid woman says, "I could really go for a little romance," and then it cuts to her making out with Muscly McMuscles F*cktard the Third, who somehow also has cerebral palsy, as he can't seem to keep from dropping the dumb chick constantly and knocking all sorts of sh*t over.  Absolutely nonsensical, pointless, and annoying.  


I HAVE Cerebral Palsy and I'd be lucky if I could even pick her up. So if he does, I give him credit for that :)
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Originally posted by JasperGretsch JasperGretsch wrote:

Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

These commercials seem to be aimed at vapid women with no depth of personality whatsoever. The commercial I hat the most is the one where the stupid woman says, "I could really go for a little romance," and then it cuts to her making out with Muscly McMuscles F*cktard the Third, who somehow also has cerebral palsy, as he can't seem to keep from dropping the dumb chick constantly and knocking all sorts of sh*t over.  Absolutely nonsensical, pointless, and annoying.  


I HAVE Cerebral Palsy and I'd be lucky if I could even pick her up. So if he does, I give him credit for that :)


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