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    Posted: 06 Jan 2009 at 10:58pm
You followin' me camera guy? That's right, it's another horrible infomercial from the feared Scamwow salesman...the Slap Chop (or something like that.) Apparently you slap the button down a bunch of times and it chops stuff up into bits. The worst part was when he uttered the line "Look at this, you're going to love my nuts" and proceded to chop some nuts.
 
Please for the love of God...I'm begging for some Geico cavemen right about now.
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ewwwwwww...Dead

Why can't just they "these nuts" and not include "my"?
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Clap YES! The SlapChop!

I bet is was more of a slip-up than anything.
Closing logos! Now that's something I can watch on TV.
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Are you sure he didn't say "You're going to love THY nuts"??  LOLLOLLOL
"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad
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Not me, I think this one is hilarious!!  First time I saw it I was with my 13yo son and when he said the nuts line, I turned to my son and said "did he just say what I THINK he said?????"  Meanwhile, my son was laughing hysterically...he loves this guy and thinks he's a riot, squinty eye and all.  LOL 
 
I can't believe this got past the censors, too!!  Thumbs%20UpLOL
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Is it just me or does this guy look like a Sham-wow?
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  I saw it and was hoping he'd have an accident- the kind that would dice his hand (or nuts) to bits.
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I just saw this ad.   WTF happened?   It's so fast and out of control.   This Vince guy is insane.  
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Originally posted by Vindicated Vindicated wrote:

Is it just me or does this guy look like a Sham-wow?
 
Same Vince.
 
"You're gonna love my nuts.  You're gonna have an exciting life now."LOL
 
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  He'll be found with his nuts locked in the device if he gets any more bad P.R.
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by Vindicated Vindicated wrote:

Is it just me or does this guy look like a Sham-wow?
 
Same Vince.
 
"You're gonna love my nuts.  You're gonna have an exciting life now."LOL
 


How bad does your life have to suck that a "Seen on TV" food chopper is gonna make your life "exciting"?

I'll bet only a TV product hawker would consider chopping nuts the highlight of their life.    What a tool!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:

Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by Vindicated Vindicated wrote:

Is it just me or does this guy look like a Sham-wow?
 
Same Vince.
 
"You're gonna love my nuts.  You're gonna have an exciting life now."LOL
 



How bad does your life have to suck that a "Seen on TV" food chopper is gonna make your life "exciting"?

I'll bet only a TV product hawker would consider chopping nuts the highlight of their life.    What a tool!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

  I'd put it before love, marriage, children and a career. I was nothing before I bought my chopper.

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Vince gives so much advice about how great your life is going to be with a Slap-Chop he's a cross between Ron Popiel & Dr. Phil.  LOL
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  Ron Popiel has long been an idol of mine and Dr. Phil, well he's in a league above Aristotle. Off hand, there's only one living person a notch above Dr. Phil and that would be Billy Mays. His word is gospel!

    Did I forget to mention David Oreck?

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   Wilford Brimley uses the Slap/Chop as a glucose meter for his di-beat-us.
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I guess his tag line is gonna be "because we cant afford to do this all day"
 
I find this guy entertaining. He's a dipsh*t, but the entertaining, almost likable kind. At least he's better than billy may's beard.
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Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

  Ron Popiel has long been an idol of mine and Dr. Phil, well he's in a league above Aristotle. Off hand, there's only one living person a notch above Dr. Phil and that would be Billy Mays. His word is gospel!

    Did I forget to mention David Oreck?



I really hope this was a joke.    All those people listed are awful.

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Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:

Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

  Ron Popiel has long been an idol of mine and Dr. Phil, well he's in a league above Aristotle. Off hand, there's only one living person a notch above Dr. Phil and that would be Billy Mays. His word is gospel!

    Did I forget to mention David Oreck?



I really hope this was a joke.    All those people listed are awful.

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   Aw c'mon Dizzle. Don't you know me better than that?????????????WinkWink
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Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:

Originally posted by gail gail wrote:

  Ron Popiel has long been an idol of mine and Dr. Phil, well he's in a league above Aristotle. Off hand, there's only one living person a notch above Dr. Phil and that would be Billy Mays. His word is gospel!

    Did I forget to mention David Oreck?



I really hope this was a joke.    All those people listed are awful.

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   Aw c'mon Dizzle. Don't you know me better than that?????????????WinkWink


I guess!!

Popeil is the Poobah of Pricey Products.

(Dr.)Phil is the Pharaoh of Phoney Advice.

Vince the Jerk is the Jizziest Jizzhead in all the land.
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Originally posted by TWCFan TWCFan wrote:

Clap YES! The SlapChop!

I bet is was more of a slip-up than anything.

Doubt it. If you've seen his movie, you'll agree that line was intentional.
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Fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote GoMEAT85 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Jan 2009 at 5:06am
Boo, I totally made a post on this before Cry And no one noticed.

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Try looking at the date stamp on our two posts before complaining ;)
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I  Censored -ing love this commercial. 
Fettucini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini!"  Did Vince have a stroke during the commercial??
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OMFG.  Just saw this on youtube.  shammy-shammy wowow

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