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Axl left the house alone and went looking for a drug dealer. He found one. He asked for Subutex and the Drug Dealer smirked at him knowingly.

The Drug Dealer asked,"Are Cake Cream Drug Addicts?" Axl blushed shyly and said,"No."


"Why are you buying Subutex if Cake Cream aren't drug addicts?"

Axl blushed and said he just wanted to buy the Subutex for reasons he wasn't comfortable talking about.

The Drug Dealer agreed to not ask him about why he was buying Subutex and sold him the Subutex. Axl thanked him and was welcomed and he left and went back home.

At home, he told Cake Cream he bought them more presents for protection and they were curious. "Did you buy us more condoms, spermicides, and lubricants?" James asked.

Axl said,"No, but this gift will protect you. "

They were intrigued and asked Axl for the gifts.

Axl gave them the Subutex gifts and they were confused.

"What's Subutex?" They asked Axl

Axl responded,"Subutex is something you take to combat Drug addiction."

Cake Cream all said none of them were Drug Addicts.

Axl said," You guys are huge Rockstars now. You're most likely going to be offered lots of drugs. The Subutex will help combat Drug Addiction if you do decide to take drugs. Take the Subutex as a protective precaution."

They needed his advice and accepted the Subutex gifts just in case.

Axl added,"Remember the movie Mean Girls when Mrs. George said something like,"If you're going to drink, I'd much rather you do it in this house?"

Cake Cream nodded.

Axl said,"If you're going to do drugs, I'd much rather you do drugs only in this house. And preferably not in front of anybody from the music Industry or Fans."

They agreed to do heed what Axl said. Axl smiled.
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Axl and Cake Cream got calls from Claven Records informing them they were up for New Artist Of The Year Award. Axl was wondering how Cake Cream was up for a New Artist Award when they had JUST become huge Rock Stars. Hell, Guns N'Roses were up for New Artist Of The Year 2 years after their Debut, not days after.

Axl told Cake Cream out loud,"Congratulations on being up for New Artist Of The Year. Guns N'Roses wasn't up for New Artist Of The until 1989 two years after our Debut. So already you guys are doing way better than we were." Cake Cream smiled at Axl. Axl smiled back.

Inside, Axl felt a little envious that Cake Cream was already on their way to possibly being much more successful than Guns N'Roses were.

His conscience told him softly, "Be glad you ushered in a successful Band. Be proud of Cake Cream, not jealous."

Axl trying to fight his inner turmoil at Cake Cream's massive success so soon, suggested they go celebrate being up for New Artist Of The Year at the local Italian Restaurant. They agreed and got ready for Dinner.

At the Italian Restaurant, they ordered pasta dishes with chicken and champagne. Cake Cream Fans asked Billy, James, Andy, Jimmy, and Mike for Autographs and not one person asked Axl for his autograph. Axl's stomach churned with resentment,anger, and envy. Cake Cream gave their Fans autographs and Fans were happy. The Fans left.

Their dishes arrived shortly and Axl said,"To Cake Cream, who is up for New Artist Of The Year Award." Cake Cream toasted him back. They ate and drank. Axl was proud of their successes, but feeling like their successes was eclipsing his own successes. After the meal, they paid and went home. On Social Media, Fans were saying they felt Cake Cream was a shoo in to win New Artist Of The Year Award.

Cake Cream was excited.

Axl's resentfulness grew. Deep inside, he knew he should be beyond thrilled that his Protege was up for New Artist Of The Year, but he couldn't help the resentfulness he felt about Cake Cream. Axl admitted to himself that Cake Cream sounded BETTER than Guns N'Roses. Axl thanked God that Cake Cream wasn't around in 1987 or they definitely would have been much bigger Superstars than Guns N'Roses.

The Grammys were going to be in a couple of days. Axl helped Cake Cream get ready as Nominees despite his resentment and envy of them. They were still his Proteges, Friends, Mentorees, and Clients. Axl wrote a speech for them just in case they won.

"We are so honored to be blessed with the New Artist Of The Year Award. Just a little while ago, we were opening Acts and performing in bars and now we have won the New Artist Of The Year Award! We'd like to thank God, Claven Records, Guns N'Roses, Our Fans, The Music Industry in general for this prestigious Award! Thank you all so much!" He gave his written Speech to all of Cake Cream to read and Cake Cream thought Axl's speech looked like they were being arrogant, narcissist, and conceited. They wanted to write their own speech and Axl said,"Okay, go ahead."

Cake Cream wrote," Thank you guys so much for the New Artist Award. We love and strive to make Fans happy and we are honored by the New Artist Award. Thank you Mom, Dad, God, Our Fans, Guns N'Roses, Claven Records, and The Music Industry in general. We wouldn't have this Award if weren't for all of you!"

Axl thought Cake Cream's speech sounded better than his and he told them so. Cake Cream smiled.
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Axl and Cake Cream showered and went to bed.

The next day, Axl and Cake Cream went shopping at the Mall for their upcoming Awards Ceremony tomorrow. Axl and Cake Cream all chose Tuxedos. They paid for the Tuxedos. They left and ate at Burger King. They left and went to the Barbershop. Cake Cream all kept their hair short, so they got haircuts at the Barbershop and paid. Axl kept his hair long, so he went to the Salon and got his long hair washed and styled. His Hair was still Jet Black from his first days in 2022 when he dyed his hair Jet Black to avoid looking so much like himself. He paid and they all left.

They all left and went back home. They chilled until the next day. The next day, they all got ready for the Grammys Ceremony. Axl had them all put on the bulletproof vests and had them wear clear football helmets. To show off their haircuts and Axl's hairstyle while protecting their heads.

They had free front row tickets to the Ceremony since they were up for New Artist Of The Year Award. The Award Show was really fun. When it came time for New Artist Of The Year, there were 5 Nominees including Cake Cream. Cake Cream won New Artist Of The Year Award! There were lots of applause for Cake Cream. Cake Cream went up on stage and Axl stayed in the front row in order to let Cake Cream have all the Spotlight. He smiled at them happily. They smiled back at him. They did their handwritten speech and they got loud applause for it. They all held up the New Artist Of The Year Grammy happily. They were soon done and walked off stage and went back to their seats. Axl was proud of them. They smiled back.

Song Of The Year was soon shown and Cake Cream's All The Right Words was nominated! Axl and Cake Cream thought they were ONLY up for New Artist Of The Year Award which they already won. They weren't even thinking about the Song Of The Year Award! They were pleasantly surprised All The Right Words was nominated for Song Of The Year! Axl won Song Of The Year Award for Songwriting it and they all got lots of applause! They got on stage to accept but didn't have a written Speech for Song Of The Year Award since they weren't expecting the Song Of The Year Award. They made a good Speech on the fly about how thankful they were for the Song Of The Year Award and how they weren't expecting it. They got lots of applause and walked off stage with the Song Of The Year Award.

Record Of The Year was Nominated and Cake Cream was nominated for All The Right Words song. They won again. There was loud applause once again. They got up on stage and accepted The Record Of The Year Award. They soon got off stage.


Album of the Year Award was up and Cake Cream was nominated for All The Sweet Filling and Tasty Cake Reloaded. Cake Cream and Axl couldn't believe they were Nominated for a FOURTH Award. They thought they were Nominated for only ONE award. They were one of the rarest Bands to have their Debut Album and their Sophomore Album be up for Album Of The Year simultaneously. Tasty Cake Reloaded won. Cake Cream once again went up on stage and got the Grammy for Album Of The Year. There were lots of applause once again. Cake Cream said they definitely weren't expecting Album Of The Year and were thankful for it. There was more applause and they once walked off stage. They had FOUR Grammys in just ONE night. Axl was extremely proud of Cake Cream. He couldn't believe his Protege won FOUR Grammys in just ONE night. Cake Cream was happy too.

Best Performance was nominated and Cake Cream was nominated for their Marriott Show Performance. They won the Grammy for Best Performance. They won. They got up once again and accepted the Grammy. They couldn't believe they won another Grammy. There was once again loud applause.

Best Collaboration was next. Axl Rose and Mike Smith of Cake Cream were Nominated for their Duet of All The Right Words at the hotel the other day. Axl and Mike won Best Collaboration. Axl and Mike accepted the Grammy for Best Collaboration. There was once again loud applause. Cake Cream won SIX Grammys in ONE night!


The Grammys were soon over and Cake Cream and Axl celebrated the SIX Grammy wins at a Restaurant and ate, drank, paid, and went home. They were extremely happy about the SIX Grammy wins.
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Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

Ummm, why are you still posting this crap? Weren't you supposed to be leaving along with your puppet CP? Drivel.

Please! I'm not hurting anyone with my Axl and Cake Cream story!Ouch
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They went to sleep. The next day, their 6 Grammy Win was all over Social Media. They made Grammy History for their 6 Grammy wins. They were excited.

But the Grammy Committee said that Cake Cream was too New to qualify for 5 of the 6 Grammy wins they got and the Grammy Committee said that the majority of the Cake Cream Nominations were supposed to be for 2023, not 2022. The Grammy Committee said that Cake Cream was ONLY up for New Artist Of The Year for 2022. And was accidentally put for Nominations in 2022 when it was supposed to be for 2023.

The Grammy Committee suggested that Cake Cream and Axl give back five Grammys since they were supposed to be for next year's Grammys. But said it was Cake Cream and Axl's choices if they wanted to give back 5 Grammys. The Grammy Committee said they were completely free to keep the New Artist Of The Year Award since it was the ONLY one they truly were qualified for for this year.

Cake Cream and Axl stared at each other incredulously. The Grammy Committee wanted them to give back 5 Grammys? That they JUST won? Cake Cream and Axl had trouble with the choice of giving back 5 Grammys.


Axl weighed the options and told Cake Cream that giving back the 5 Grammys was the right thing to do since they didn't actually qualify this year.

Cake Cream pointed out that they didn't WANT to give back the 5 Grammys. They wanted to keep them. Axl commiserated with them pointing out that he would also lose The Song Of The Year Songwriter Grammy, his ONLY Grammy, but pointed out that they should give back the 5 Grammys to show that they were humble and not egotistical. Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to give back the 5 Grammys. Axl smiled. Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and asked them if they were going to give back the 5 Grammys. They all reluctantly said,"Yes." Axl said he would too.

Claven Records responded, "It's a good thing you're going to give back the 5 Grammys. It sucks, and we do feel sorry for you, but it's the right thing to do. Cake Cream and Axl thanked Claven Records for showing them some kind of sympathy. Claven Records and Cake Cream and Axl chatted a little longer, and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

The Grammy Committee called Cake Cream and Axl and asked them if they were going to give back the 5 Grammys. They all said yes. The Grammy Committee was thrilled.

The Grammy Committee said they would do an emergency Grammy Award Ceremony in a couple of days where Cake Cream and Axl give back the 5 Grammys and whoever got the most votes besides Cake Cream and Axl would be Awarded the Grammys. Cake Cream and Axl didn't like the fact that they had to give back the 5 Grammys, but deep down inside they all knew it was what should be done.

News of Cake Cream and Axl agreeing to give back the 5 Grammys went viral quickly and got a lot of buzz and controversy. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Axl quipped lightheartedly,"Well, you guys are definitely huge Superstars now. Guns N'Roses doesn't have this Grammy dilemma."

Cake Cream chuckled at this. Axl smiled back.

They chilled for the next couple of days and then it was the day of the Emergency Grammy Awards Ceremony.

At the Emergency Grammy Awards Ceremony, Axl suggested Cake Cream and himself each hand the rightful Winner the Grammy after giving back the Grammies . Cake Cream agreed. The Grammy Committee said this was a bold move, but they loved it. The Emergency Grammy Awards Ceremony was underway soon and Mike and Axl gave back the Best Collaboration Grammy and gave it to the rightful Winner. Axl gave back and then gave the Song Of The Year Songwriter Grammy Award to the rightful Winner. This particular one hurt him so bad, but he knew it had to be done. Billy gave back and then gave the Album Of The Year Grammy Award to the Rightful Winner. James gave back and gave the Record Of The Year Grammy Award to the Rightful Winner. Jimmy and Andy gave back and gave The Best Performance Grammy Award to the rightful Winner.

The Grammy Committee apologized to Cake Cream, Axl, and the rightful Winners, and the general Public for accidentally putting Cake Cream Nominations a year to soon. The apologies were accepted.

This was a televised event and many People, including Fans of both Cake Cream and Axl Rose were impressed and liked that Cake Cream and Axl gave back and gave the Grammies to the rightful Winners. There was loud applause. The Rightful Winners gave speeches and thanked Cake Cream and Axl for doing the right things and giving back the Grammies. They thanked the Music Industry for admitting the mistake and asking Cake Cream and Axl to give back the Grammies.

Cake Cream and Axl smiled graciously and humbly. They were allowed to keep the New Artist Of The Year Award which they all cherished deeply.

The Awards Ceremony was coming to a close and The Grammy Committee gave Cake Cream and Axl a special Grammy, a "Best Sport," Award that they weren't expecting. They humbly accepted. There was more applause and even the Rightful Winners applauded them too. They were shyly happy.

Soon, the Emergency Grammy Awards Ceremony was over and everybody left. Axl and Cake Cream went home and went to sleep.
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They all woke up the next morning and got ready for the day. They decided they were going to go to the beach and have a day of fun. They ate breakfast and went to the beach. At the beach, they were swimming and splashing around in the ocean and just having fun when Paparazzi begun taking pictures of all of them without their permission. "Hey, how does it feel to be two day 5 Grammy Winners? The Paparazzi taunted them. Axl begun to see red, and wanted to punch the Paparazzi Person's lights out and break his camera, but he remembered the trouble he got in when he punched the other Paparazzi Person's face and broke his camera.

Axl instead came up with a witty retort and snorted,"Feels great. We had 5 Grammys. It's 5 more Grammys than you ever had." The Paparazzi's face dropped and he slunk away at Axl's witty retort. Axl smirked. Cake Cream was glad Axl stood up for all of them with that witty retort. He welcomed them. Cake Cream and Axl had more fun swimming and splashing in the ocean. After having fun in the ocean, they dried off, left, and went to lunch. They had lobster, steak, fries, and soda. They paid and left.

They went home and watched some TV. The News said that Cake Cream and Axl made Grammy History twice in just a few days. The night they won 6 Grammys and the night they gave back 5 Grammys and then gave them back to the Rightful Winners. The News Anchors said that Cake Cream and Axl giving back the 5 Grammys and giving them to the Rightful Winners was the right thing to do. The News Anchors felt it was fuced up that The Grammy Committee accidentally put the 2023 Nominations for 2022 instead. They expressed their sympathy for Cake Cream and Axl's losses.

Cake Cream and Axl smiled at each other. They were getting more and more support.

They went online and Fans of Cake Cream and Axl were FURIOUS that Cake Cream and Axl had to give back the 5 Grammys. Fans said stuff like,"I voted for Cake Cream and Axl for 2022 Grammys because I wanted them to win! Only for them to have to give back the 5 Grammys a couple of days later all because the fucing Grammy Committee put the wrong Nomination year! Fuc the Grammy Committee! At least Cake Cream and Axl handled this with grace, humility, respect. I would have went ballistic multiple times if this happened to me!"

Axl and Cake Cream saw more support for them in more rage filled rants by Fans of Cake Cream and Axl. One particular rant stood out to them. "I've got a message for The Grammy Committee. Here's a $200 Million check. Oops, give it back! We meant to give you only $200!" Fuc the Grammy Committee!"

Cake Cream and Axl loved the support their Fans were giving them over this.
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Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and said NBC wanted to interview them about the whole Grammys thing. And do it at Billy's house.

NBC is a huge Television Network and Cake Cream and Axl were excited that NBC wanted to interview them.

Claven Records said NBC wanted to interview them tomorrow.

Cake Cream and Axl said that tomorrow was awfully short notice, but they were up for it. Claven Records was happy. They all chatted for a bit and hung up.

The next day, Cake Cream and Axl got ready for the NBC Interview. They made the house look really nice, they ate and drank, showered, got ready, practiced.

Soon, NBC knocked on Billy's house and Cake Cream and Axl opened the door for them and let them in. NBC came in and they all chatted for a little while and then the Interview started.


NBC asked them how it felt winning the 6 Grammys.

Billy said,"It felt great. We were extremely happy. We were only expecting to be Nominated for The New Artist Of The Year Grammy Award. So for us to not only be Nominated the New Artist Of The Year but win and also get nominated for 5 other Grammys and win the extra 5 Grammys, oh, it was an incredible rush.

Cake Cream affirmed this.

NBC asked them how it felt when The Grammy Committee told them the other 5 Grammys were for NEXT year, not this year and suggested they give the extra 5 back.

James replied,"We were incredulous. We couldn't believe the Grammy Committee suggested that we give back the 5 Grammys."

Mike responded,"It felt like a huge punch in the gut. It hurt a lot."

Jimmy said,"We wanted to keep the extra 5 Grammys, but Axl told us to give back the 5 Grammys since the 5 Grammys were for next year's Grammys, not this one.

Axl responded,"I didn't tell you guys to give back the 5 Grammys. I told you guys giving back the 5 Grammys was the right thing to do. You guys all agreed that it was the right thing to do. It was a group decision. I never said,"Give back the 5 Grammys."

Billy responded,"Yep, Axl told us giving back the 5 Grammys was the right thing to do and we all agreed with him. He never told us outright to give back the 5 Grammys.

Axl responded,"And I also pointed out that I would lose my Grammy for Song Of The Year Songwriter with the returning of the Grammys.

Andy responded,"Axl also suggested we personally give the Rightful Winners their Grammys." Axl and Cake Cream affirmed this.

NBC asked Axl if he would suggest the 5 Grammys be given back and given to the Rightful Winners if it was Guns N'Roses who had won the 5 Grammys. All of Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.

Axl responded,"Yes, I would suggest that Guns N'Roses give back the 5 Grammys if it were Guns N'Roses who had won.

Cake Cream all smiled.

NBC pointed out that Cake Cream now has a Grammy whereas Guns N'Roses doesn't despite being first and asked Axl how he felt about Cake Cream having a Grammy when Guns N'Roses does not.

Axl responded," Cake Cream deserves the New Artist Of The Year Grammy Award. They're a great Band.

NBC asked if he had any resentment over his Protege having the Grammy.

Axl responded,"No, I don't have any resentment over my Protege having a Grammy. Axl was lying and wished Guns N'Roses had at least one Grammy. But he couldn't say that out loud.

NBC asked Axl,"Who is your favorite Cake Cream Member?"

Axl responded,"Asking me who my favorite Cake Cream Member is like asking a Father who his favorite Child is. Some questions you just don't ask. All of them are my favorite Members." Cake Cream smiled. Axl smiled back.

NBC asked Axl who he preferred out of Cake Cream and Guns N'Roses. Axl responded,"They are both my Bands, so I win both ways. I like both Cake Cream and Guns N'Roses equally. I have two Successful Bands. I am proud of both my successful Bands. " Axl wasn't going to choose a band, especially not in a televised interview. Cake Cream smiled again. Axl smiled back again.

NBC could see they weren't going to get Axl to choose a Band or a Band Member, so they asked a different question. They asked Cake Cream and Axl if they blamed the Grammy Committee for the mix up.

Cake Cream and Axl had contemplating expressions on their faces. Axl suggested NBC give them a camera off break for a few moments and Cake Cream agreed. NBC agreed to give them the camera off break. During the break, Axl said,"Guys, be careful how you answer that question. The Grammy Committee will see this Interview. Be wise with your answer. It could be difference between the Grammy Committee feeling bad for us and the Grammy Committee destroying us. We don't want to piss off the Grammy Committee. Don't blame the Grammy Committee." Cake Cream said they would answer the right way. They would answer they didn't blame the Grammy Committee. Axl smiled and the off camera break was soon over.

Cake Cream and Axl all responded that they didn't blame the Grammy Committee for the mixup.

NBC smiled and chatted a little while with them. The Interview was coming to a close and NBC suggested Cake Cream and Axl do a photoshoot for the Interview. Cake Cream and Axl agreed to this. Axl was on the far left, Billy was the second, Jimmy was the third, Mike was in the center, James was the fifth, Andy was last. They all smiled and NBC took the photo. The Interview was soon over and NBC thanked them for the interview and were welcomed and soon NBC left. Cake Cream and Axl hoped the interview was a success.
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OMFC - are you still here posting this slop? I beg of you - GO AWAY!


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No asswipe, we won't leave you alone.  You moved this trash from creative to off-topic.

Nathan was on a week or so ago, I had hoped he would have deleted this DUPE THREAD.
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Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

OMFC - are you still here posting this slop? I beg of you - GO AWAY!


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Why? You post pages and pages of garbage that a nine year old girl would write. I came to this site for COMMERCIALS I HATE! Not, let's pretend fairy sh*t.
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Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

OMFC - are you still here posting this slop? I beg of you - GO AWAY!


Leave me alone.


Why? You post pages and pages of garbage that a nine year old girl would write. I came to this site for COMMERCIALS I HATE! Not, let's pretend fairy sh*t.


I didn't put it on the Main Commercials I Hate Forum. I put it in Off Topic.
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Donathan's characters are being held hostage in a Chinese clothing factory:

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Are these the exact same posts that I previously read on the creative forum? Why post them on a new thread?
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One way to get rid of it is to turn it into a political thread. 

In the meantime, here's some alternative reading material:

https://www.factinate.com/experience/exp-beh-the-most-disturbing-medical-cases/1
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They ate and drank after the Interview. At night, they watched the Interview and thought they did a good job. They were surprised that the camera was still rolling when Axl gave Cake Cream the advice not to blame The Grammy Committee for the 5 Grammy Fiasco. Axl and Cake Cream couldn't believe it. They thought the camera was shut off.

Axl and Cake Cream hoped this wouldn't make them look bad. They all looked at each other nervously and apprehensively. But the interview did run smoothly.

After the interview, a couple of hours later, it already went viral on YouTube. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl loved it.

An Axl Rose Critic posted something like,"Why is Axl who is 60 hanging out with a bunch of 20 something olds? Cake Cream is young enough to be his GRANDCHILDREN! It's creepy and disturbing!"

The reply was,"Idiot! The Axl hanging out with Cake Cream is 25. Cake Cream and he are around the same age!"

Another reply said," Axl who hangs out with Cake Cream is actually YOUNGER than all of Cake Cream. Cake Cream is all 26. Axl is 25. Do basic math. This isn't creepy and disturbing at all."

The Interview was a success. Cake Cream and Axl just hoped they wouldn't get into any trouble with The Grammy Committee for what was said during what was supposed to be off Camera.

They ate and went to sleep. They got up and ate and got ready for the day. There was a lot of buzz about the Grammy thing that was supposed to be off Camera. NBC admitted that Cake Cream and Axl asked for the Grammy conversation to be off Camera and NBC admitted they told them it would be off camera. But they accidentally left the Camera still rolling.

Fans doubted that the Camera was accidentally left rolling. They wondered if NBC left the Camera rolling on purpose. They posted stuff like,"NBC kept the camera rolling when they told Cake Cream and Axl it would be off? NBC stands for Not Being Cool." NBC tried hard to affirm that the Camera still rolling was an accident, but Fans were still skeptical.

Cake Cream and Axl went to Claven Records and asked Timothy if they could be in trouble with The Grammy Committee.

Timothy said,"You didn't say anything really bad about the Grammy Committee. You just wanted to be sure you didn't offend The Grammy Committee. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.
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Will you be putting this story on cassette so I can listen to it in my car?

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Donathan!  The neighbors made a complaint that you were in the street shrieking and spinning in circles holding a possum. Were you having problems with it, or was the possum having problems with you...?
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Timothy said,"The Grammy Committee MIGHT have a problem with you saying,"Grammy Committee destroying us."

Axl said," That part was supposed to be off Camera and not part of the on air filming."

Cake Cream confirmed this.

Are you guys sorry about saying,"Grammy Committee destroying us," comment?"

Cake Cream and Axl said they were sorry for saying Grammy Committee destroying us.

Timothy said," I can talk to the Grammy Committee for you guys," he said compassionately.

Cake Cream and Axl thanked Timothy and Timothy welcomed them...

Just literally a minute later, Timothy's office phone rang! It was the Grammy Committee! Cake Cream and Axl and Timothy couldn't believe the ironic coincidence!

The Grammy Committee told Timothy that they were a little miffed and offended at the "Grammy Committee destroying us," warning Axl gave Cake Cream during that segment.

Timothy pointed out that Cake Cream and Axl were in Timothy's office right now. And told them Cake Cream and Axl were sorry about the "Grammy Committee destroying us," comment The Grammy Committee told Timothy he wanted to speak with all of them and asked that Timothy put the phone on Speaker. Timothy did.

The Grammy Committee told Cake Cream and Axl,"We didn't like that you said,"Grammy Committee destroying us,"

Cake Cream and Axl said, "That part was never supposed to be on Camera."

The Grammy Committee said," Would you like to do a press Conference where you guys specifically apologize for saying,"Grammy Committee destroying us?" That can rectify what you guys said."

Timothy said he thought this was a good idea and Cake Cream and Axl agreed it was a good idea and agreed to do it. The Grammy Committee, Cake Cream and Axl made plans over the phone. The Grammy Committee said they wanted to do the press Conference in Timothy's office in about an hour. Timothy agreed. They chatted a bit and then all said goodbye and hung up.

After the phone call, Timothy pointed out that Cake Cream and Axl seemed to be getting bad luck. Them winning the 6 Grammys and having to return 5 of them just a couple of days later and the Camera still rolling when it should have been off. He expressed his sympathies. Cake Cream and Axl thanked him for his sympathies and he welcomed them. They all chatted a bit.

Soon, the Grammy Committee was there for the Press Conference.

The Grammy Committee asked Cake Cream and Axl if they were sorry for saying,"Grammy Committee destroying us," and Axl and Cake Cream said they were sorry for saying,"Grammy Committee destroying you,"and The Grammy Committee was satisfied and smiled. The Press Conference was live. Cake Cream and Axl were grateful they looked decent, especially since this was supposed to be just a normal visit to Claven Records. Not a live Press Conference. Soon the Press Conference was over and The Grammy Committee and Camera crew left.

They all chatted with Timothy and Timothy said that them publicly apologizing for the "Grammy Committee destroying us,"comment was a good thing and would make them look really good. They all smiled. They soon left and went home. The Grammy Committee Press Conference was already going viral on YouTube. Fans supported them. They were happy.
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Axl wondered if he should get Izzy and Steven to go back to Current Guns N'Roses. They were all still alive by and now would be a great time to get Steven and Izzy to go back to Guns N'Roses. Axl had found out that Older Axl had fixed AC/DC's problem by filling in for Brian Johnson as Lead Singer. If Older Axl could fix another Band's problems, couldn't Younger Axl fix his own Band's problems?

Axl told Cake Cream his idea and Cake Cream pointed out that Steven was in his very late 50's and Izzy was 60 and might not be a good idea to perform with Guns N'Roses at their older ages.

Axl responded a bit offended,"Older me is still performing and wants to at 60 with Guns N'Roses and is doing a good job at it. I feel a bit offended by what you said. They said, "We didn't mean it offensively."

Axl acknowledged that they didn't mean it offensively.

Axl smiled. Axl still seriously considered getting Steven and Izzy to join Current Guns N'Roses. He said Fans of Guns N'Roses would love to see all original 5 Guns N'Roses on stage again together. Cake Cream agreed that it would be nice to see all 5 of the original Guns N'Roses back on stage. Axl smiled and called Older Axl and asked him what Steven and Izzy's phone numbers were. Older Axl asked if he was missing them.

Axl responded coyly,"Something like that," Older Axl gave him their numbers and Axl thanked him and he welcomed him. They chatted a little while and then both said goodbye and hung up.

Axl called Steven's phone number and Steven chatted with him happily. Axl made up a little white lie and claimed that Older Axl wanted to bury the hatchet with him and Izzy tomorrow at Current Guns N'Roses show. He claimed that Older Axl told him he was sorry about the bad blood between Guns N'Roses and wanted it to be right. He claimed Older Axl wanted the bad blood between them to end.

Steven was excited to get a chance to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood with Older Axl and make it right and agreed to go to Current Guns N'Roses Show tomorrow. Axl smiled. One down, one more to go. They hung up a little while later.

He called Izzy and told Izzy the same thing. That Older Axl wanted to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood with Izzy and Steven at the Guns N'Roses show tomorrow. Izzy was also excited at the chance to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood with Older Axl and Current Guns N'Roses st Current Guns N'Roses show tomorrow and make it right. They chatted for a little while longer and then hung up.

Axl smugly smirked at the fact that both Steven and Izzy were excited for the chance to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood with Older Axl and Current Guns N'Roses.

He told Cake Cream the good news and Cake Cream pointed out that there was one important person he didn't ask if he wanted to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood.

Axl asked,"Who?"

Cake Cream responded,"Older Axl!"

Axl realized that Cake Cream had a valid point. But he reasoned,"If I'm willing to bury the hatchet with Izzy and Steven, Older Axl should be too since we are the same Person."

Cake Cream responded,"Technically, you and Older Axl are two different People. VERY closely related, but two different People.

Axl pondered this and called Older Axl.

Axl asked, "How do you feel about burying the hatchet and ending the bad blood with Izzy and Steven?"

Older Axl chortled bitterly. "Steven sued us in 1993 and Izzy abandoned us for good in 1991. I'm not their biggest fan, that's for sure."

Axl told Older Axl,"I spoke to Steven and Izzy and they are both interested in burying the hatchet and ending the bad blood. "

They said that? "Older Axl replied, softening.

"Yes, Axl replied. Come on, it's been 32 years since Steven was fired left and 29 years since Izzy left. Both of these happened a really long time ago. Izzy and Steven want the hatchet to be buried and the bad blood to end. All you have to do is agree to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood.

Older Axl after some consideration said,"Okay, I'm interested in burying the hatchet with Izzy and Steven and ending the bad blood.When do they want to bury the hatchet and end the bad blood?"

Axl smiled and responded,"Tomorrow at the Guns N'Roses Show."

Older Axl said,"Okay, I'm in." Axl thanked him and was welcomed and they chatted a little while longer and then said goodbye and hung up. Axl was excited that the hatchet was finally going to get buried and the bad blood would end tomorrow!

Cake Cream pointed out that Axl didn't ask Slash, Duff, or any of the Newer Guns N'Roses if they wanted the hatchet to be buried. Axl admitted they had valid points.

He called each of the remaining Guns N'Roses Members and told them that Izzy and Steven wanted to bury the hatchet tomorrow at Current Guns N'Roses Show. Slash and Duff were beyond thrilled. The New Guns N'Roses Members were okay with the idea. Axl soon went to bed, feeling happy.
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Axl woke up the next day. He and Cake Cream got ready for the day. They ate and Axl and Cake Cream went to a Sports Store and bought 15 Motorcycle Helmets. 7 for Current Guns N'Roses Members, 5 for Cake Cream, one for Axl, one for Izzy, one for Steven. They then went to the gun range and bought 9 extra bulletproof vests. They left and went home and later it was almost time for the Current Guns N'Roses Show. They left for the Concert and were soon at the Venue.

At the Venue, Steven and Izzy came early along with Current Guns N'Roses. Current Guns N'Roses and Izzy and Steven looked at each other shyly. Axl and Cake Cream also looked at Current Guns N'Roses shyly and vice versa.

Older Axl said, "Long time no see, Izzy and Steven. He smiled at them. Izzy and Steven said,"It's good to be here with you guys." Older Axl said,"I'm ready to bury the hatchet. It's been a long 31 years." Izzy and Steven said they wanted to bury the hatchet too. Older Axl smiled.

Slash and Duff were also excited to see Izzy and Steven. They also wanted the hatchet buried. The rest of Current Guns N'Roses were nice to Izzy and Steven and vice versa.

Axl had everyone put on the bulletproof vests and the motorcycle helmets to protect them from possible gunshots. They were all protected. They all chatted a bit.. Current Guns N'Roses practiced for their set a little and Steven and Izzy were allowed to practice with them. Soon, the show started and Cake Cream once again opened for Current Guns N'Roses just like before Axl even knew who Cake Cream was. Cake Cream was once again really good and there was loud applause.

Then, Guns N'Roses began their set and Older Axl said," Here's some old Friends who have decided to come back to us! He introduced Steven and Izzy and the crowd went wild as Steven and Izzy came out and played amicably with Current Guns N'Roses. It was a good vibe and Fans loved that Izzy and Steven came back to Current Guns N'Roses. The show was incredibly good. As the show ended, Cake Cream, Current Guns N'Roses, Axl, Steven and Izzy all did a grand send off on stage to thunderous applause. The hatchet was buried and the bad blood over. Fans loved it!

After the show, Cake Cream, Axl, Older Axl, Steven, Izzy, Slash, Duff and the rest of Current Guns N'Roses went to a Restaurant together. Fans at the Restaurant were delighted to see all of them together. They couldn't believe(In A good way) that Izzy and Steven were with Current Guns N'Roses, Axl, and Cake Cream. Fans asked for Autographs and selfies and they all gave it to them and the fans were happy. The Fans went back to their seats. Food and drinks were ordered, ate, and drank and all of them chatted with each other amicably and paid and left.
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Let's just say, this story is coming to an end VERY soon. I promise!
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