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Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

The stupid old ladies with "That's not a Buick!" "Thaaaat's what I told him!", Liberty Mutual's "you named it....Brad. You loved...Brad."
You're Buick's got wifi?  Whooooooaaaa.  Yea, that old lady bugged the hell out of me.  This is worthy of being nominated as the worst, for sure.
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Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

The stupid old ladies with "That's not a Buick!" "Thaaaat's what I told him!", Liberty Mutual's "you named it....Brad. You loved...Brad."


How on Earth did I forget that damn Buick commercial, and especially that damn crappy tune they use over and over again.

Another one that is way up on my sh*tlist is this Safe Auto ad about "Stacey."


Speaking of auto insurance, Any Drive Time ad can go away also! 

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Some of my additional choices for worst of 2015: Those T Mobile wobble vision Hipster commercials are quite annoying. Bring back the skinny leggy brunette bimbo.

Mainly on the radio:

those obnoxious house flipping commercials starring Nick Vertucci.
The "Get Your Game On" during NFL games.

For some reason earlier the you tube link to this abortion for Royal Titanic Caribbean fizzled but here it is, probably my in my top 3 of worst commercials of 2015.
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^^These are all terrible, each and every one.  My two top horribles in a vast sea of crapitude are the "Milkface" porn show and Geico's Peter Pan gag-a-thon...the stuff of nightmares!  Open the Door Of Hell, and there he is, Peter Pan! "PHIL!!!" 
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Well, I already know what the worst commercials of 2016 are, because Liberty Mutual is still playing those goddamn interview commercials, and especially the f**king Brad one, which is playing more than ever. They also got more dumbasses to interview. Every time I see these commercials I'm getting one step closer to suicide. Angry

Also, in my original post I forgot to mention the "My Milkface" commercial, any commercial for "The General", any commercial for "Credit Karma" and now any commercial for "Drive Time". Drive Time may have been making commercials for years, but 2015 was the first time I saw any of their commercials. 

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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

^^These are all terrible, each and every one.  My two top horribles in a vast sea of crapitude are the "Milkface" porn show and Geico's Peter Pan gag-a-thon...the stuff of nightmares!  Open the Door Of Hell, and there he is, Peter Pan! "PHIL!!!" 

The ultimate kick in the jewels  - there's a show on USA called "Mr. Robot," not a bad show...little odd. Anyway I wanted to watch this unedited on the USA app on my Apple TV. They do have commercial breaks that you cannot skip, which drives me nuts to begin with....there were 5 of them..ALL FIVE was this f'ing Peter Pan Geico crap. 

After the 5th "PHHILLLLLL!" I stopped the playback, turned off the TV. Damn, talk about insulting.
don't need to see the season again, even if it's unedited.
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Ah... here we are again, for our year-end review of horrible... HORRIBLE... commercials. We're in for another lonnnnnnnnng list, alphabetically. If your least-fave isn't here, don't worry about it. Tongue Hardhats on? Good! 'cause here we gooooooooo...

Dead Acura RDX - Chick in car singing "Rapture" by Blondie... shut. up. 
Dead Amazon Prime - "More to Prime!" Bunch of refugees from Broadway singing and dancing.
Dead AT&T/DirecTV merger - Voiceover by Steve "WHY AM I YELLING?!" Carell.
Dead Axe Dry Spray - Creepy guy touching his armpit, vocal fry voiceover by Rashida Jones.
Dead Behr - 1) Behr-footin'. 2) ♫ Color is a beautiful thing, I knowwww ♫
Dead Bic Flex 5 - Lady singing and floating like Mary Poppins. "Time to smooth up!"
Dead Big Lots - Black Friday Woman, a.k.a. "Fat Fugly Women."
Dead Bud Light Lime Ritas - Dorks singing Lionel Richie's "All Night Long."
Dead Burger King - 1) Chicken fries. 2) Trump clone.
Dead Chevrolet - Stupid focus groups.
Dead Coca Cola - "While your tongue is young" series.
Dead Cottonelle - British chick making people on the street "go commando."
Dead Dairy Queen - More singing morons: "I'm a fan of DQ bakes!"
Dead Dish Network - "Dish is how we do it!" *shudder*
Dead Dr. Pepper - 1) Justin "Lil' Sweet" Guarini. 2) The dreaded return of Larry the concessions guy.
Dead FanDuel - Spokesman trying to be "everyman," complete with hoodie and neckbeard.
Dead FarmersOnly.com - Singing pigeons.
Dead Fiat - Viagra pill falls into gas tank.
Dead Fruit of the Loom - 1) Plastic pants. 2) Walker, Texas Ranger.
Dead General Electric - Guy walking sideways talking in gibberish and drinking coffee with Wilma Flintstone.
Dead GEICO - 1) The Final Countdown. 2) Peter Pan.
Dead H&R Block - 1) Old fart with the green bow tie... again. 2) Nine ninety-nine... no... Nine Nine-TEE nine.
Dead Honda - 1) HR-V - people re-shaping their faces. Disgusting. 2) Pilot - brats in car butchering Weezer's "Buddy Holly."
Dead Hotels.com - Captain Obvious exercising. *shudder again*
Dead KFC - Darrell Hammond. Nuff said.
Dead LG V10 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt and others singing.
Dead Liberty Mutual - Another year of people bitching at me about wrecking my car when I didn't. Stop it.
Dead Mattel - Moschino Barbie. Really? ... REALLY?
Dead McDonald's - 1) Archenemies "Love is endless" 2) Jerks speaking in Twitter-ese about the now 24/7 breakfast menu. 3) Series with that twerp talking about "3rd Pounders" and doing annoying things like showing off his fanny pack.
Dead Milky Way - Girl in tattoo parlor not doing her job properly because she's too busy eating a Milky Way.
Dead Miller Lite - Tool who thinks he's a karaoke superstar, doing "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas.
Dead Mountain Dew Kickstart - Jerks dancing in their mommy's basement... oh, sorry, I meant "man cave."
Dead Navy Federal Credit Union - Blatantly phony actors pretending to be veterans.
Dead Old Spice - 1) Creepy singing parents AGAIN. 2) The two black shirtless bozos becoming besties.
Dead Pepsi - Seahawks' Marshawn Lynch moving his lips while nasal-voice blonde reads his lines.
Dead Progressive - The talking box. Again. Wood chipper, beeyotch.
Dead Samsung Galaxy - Bimbo Chrissy Teigen. "Whaddup, YouTube!"
Dead Southwest Airlines - 1) Employees saying the lyrics to the Beach Boys' "Kokomo." 2) Dink singing "I've Been Everywhere."
Dead Sprint - 1) Narwhals song. 2) Slob building time machine.
Dead State Farm - 1) Woman giving her boss a 15-year notice. 2) "We are LIT-RAL-LY out of milk!" 3) Football officials, none of them saw the play. 4) Ginger cheesehead.
Dead Subway - 1) Stop saying "guacomole." 2) "Trophy Talk" - football trophy figure talking to QB Marcus Mariota 3) Dipstick hires a life-coach, who commands him through a football helmet.
Dead Taco Bell - 1) Breakfast Defectors 2) Screaming brats in 1998 opening Christmas presents, and screaming again in 2015 unboxing a Steak Doubledilla.
Dead Toyota - Jan. Again.
Dead Truth - Anti-smoking PSA song: "Left Swipe That"
Dead Velveeta - "Git yer own liquid gold ... GO ON, GIT!"
Dead Vista Print - "It HAS to phenomenal, it HAS to be blah blah blah" ... Dude, it's a stupid business card, shut up.
Dead Volkswagen - 1) ♫ Mama don't let yer babies grow up tuh be cowboys ♫ 2) Michael Peña singing "Please Forgive Me" to Adam Scott. 3) "Can the test drive be over now?"
Dead Walmart - Craig Robinson on electric piano.
Dead Wendy's - The horrifying... "Emojiers."

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My list keeps getting revised.

Previous Samsung babbling rap ad gets bumped to number 2...by a slim margin.
Coming in at the number 1 worst commercial - for me...the Xarelto ad with Arnold Palmer, Vickers, and Nealon (The crypt keeper Chris Bosh was added back in Spring) golfing while discussing about a damn pill for 18 holes, and during lunch.

"Safety first" shut up!

...and brand new for 2016, heres a new one that I just saw. The morons are still golfing, still chatting about the pill. They seemed to add umm, more "comedy(?)" in this. Ouch

Kevin Nealon is such an a$$clown!



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Originally posted by 70s80s 70s80s wrote:

Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Ah... here we are again, for our year-end review of horrible... HORRIBLE... commercials. We're in for another lonnnnnnnnng list, alphabetically. If your least-fave isn't here, don't worry about it. Tongue Hardhats on? Good! 'cause here we gooooooooo...

Dead Acura RDX - Chick in car singing "Rapture" by Blondie... shut. up. 
Dead Amazon Prime - "More to Prime!" Bunch of refugees from Broadway singing and dancing.
Dead AT&T/DirecTV merger - Voiceover by Steve "WHY AM I YELLING?!" Carell.
Dead Axe Dry Spray - Creepy guy touching his armpit, vocal fry voiceover by Rashida Jones.
Dead Behr - 1) Behr-footin'. 2) ♫ Color is a beautiful thing, I knowwww ♫
Dead Bic Flex 5 - Lady singing and floating like Mary Poppins. "Time to smooth up!"
Dead Big Lots - Black Friday Woman, a.k.a. "Fat Fugly Women."
Dead Bud Light Lime Ritas - Dorks singing Lionel Richie's "All Night Long."
Dead Burger King - 1) Chicken fries. 2) Trump clone.
Dead Chevrolet - Stupid focus groups.
Dead Coca Cola - "While your tongue is young" series.
Dead Cottonelle - British chick making people on the street "go commando."
Dead Dairy Queen - More singing morons: "I'm a fan of DQ bakes!"
Dead Dish Network - "Dish is how we do it!" *shudder*
Dead Dr. Pepper - 1) Justin "Lil' Sweet" Guarini. 2) The dreaded return of Larry the concessions guy.
Dead FanDuel - Spokesman trying to be "everyman," complete with hoodie and neckbeard.
Dead FarmersOnly.com - Singing pigeons.
Dead Fiat - Viagra pill falls into gas tank.
Dead Fruit of the Loom - 1) Plastic pants. 2) Walker, Texas Ranger.
Dead General Electric - Guy walking sideways talking in gibberish and drinking coffee with Wilma Flintstone.
Dead GEICO - 1) The Final Countdown. 2) Peter Pan.
Dead H&R Block - 1) Old fart with the green bow tie... again. 2) Nine ninety-nine... no... Nine Nine-TEE nine.
Dead Honda - 1) HR-V - people re-shaping their faces. Disgusting. 2) Pilot - brats in car butchering Weezer's "Buddy Holly."
Dead Hotels.com - Captain Obvious exercising. *shudder again*
Dead KFC - Darrell Hammond. Nuff said.
Dead LG V10 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt and others singing.
Dead Liberty Mutual - Another year of people bitching at me about wrecking my car when I didn't. Stop it.
Dead Mattel - Moschino Barbie. Really? ... REALLY?
Dead McDonald's - 1) Archenemies "Love is endless" 2) Jerks speaking in Twitter-ese about the now 24/7 breakfast menu. 3) Series with that twerp talking about "3rd Pounders" and doing annoying things like showing off his fanny pack.
Dead Milky Way - Girl in tattoo parlor not doing her job properly because she's too busy eating a Milky Way.
Dead Miller Lite - Tool who thinks he's a karaoke superstar, doing "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas.
Dead Mountain Dew Kickstart - Jerks dancing in their mommy's basement... oh, sorry, I meant "man cave."
Dead Navy Federal Credit Union - Blatantly phony actors pretending to be veterans.
Dead Old Spice - 1) Creepy singing parents AGAIN. 2) The two black shirtless bozos becoming besties.
Dead Pepsi - Seahawks' Marshawn Lynch moving his lips while nasal-voice blonde reads his lines.
Dead Progressive - The talking box. Again. Wood chipper, beeyotch.
Dead Samsung Galaxy - Bimbo Chrissy Teigen. "Whaddup, YouTube!"
Dead Southwest Airlines - 1) Employees saying the lyrics to the Beach Boys' "Kokomo." 2) Dink singing "I've Been Everywhere."
Dead Sprint - 1) Narwhals song. 2) Slob building time machine.
Dead State Farm - 1) Woman giving her boss a 15-year notice. 2) "We are LIT-RAL-LY out of milk!" 3) Football officials, none of them saw the play. 4) Ginger cheesehead.
Dead Subway - 1) Stop saying "guacomole." 2) "Trophy Talk" - football trophy figure talking to QB Marcus Mariota 3) Dipstick hires a life-coach, who commands him through a football helmet.
Dead Taco Bell - 1) Breakfast Defectors 2) Screaming brats in 1998 opening Christmas presents, and screaming again in 2015 unboxing a Steak Doubledilla.
Dead Toyota - Jan. Again.
Dead Truth - Anti-smoking PSA song: "Left Swipe That"
Dead Velveeta - "Git yer own liquid gold ... GO ON, GIT!"
Dead Vista Print - "It HAS to phenomenal, it HAS to be blah blah blah" ... Dude, it's a stupid business card, shut up.
Dead Volkswagen - 1) ♫ Mama don't let yer babies grow up tuh be cowboys ♫ 2) Michael Peña singing "Please Forgive Me" to Adam Scott. 3) "Can the test drive be over now?"
Dead Walmart - Craig Robinson on electric piano.
Dead Wendy's - The horrifying... "Emojiers."

Congratulations for sticking with me. Happy New Year, and hate on, CIH'ers!  

Best List for the Worst Ads!  Thanks, TripleJ!
 



EXCELLENT list. Subway "its fun to say Guacamole," If this is considered "fun" in your life, you may need to grow up, perhaps reevaluate your pathetic life .

ALL McDonalds commercials..no matter what music they use, Urban, pop, some other noise, can't forget that "Im Lovin It" jingle at the end. If they were smart, they would seriously try a whole new campaign, tag line in 2016. The Im Lovin It is so freggin old and the last time I checked, that company is slumping.

I like Star Wars, but the over-promotion was unreal! (Verizon, Subway, Target, etc etc) No idea what a Dodge/Chrysler/Fiat has to do with the movie. They pulled the same promotion with that Hunger Games movie as well.

AND H & R Block, I saw my first commercial from them this morning!! It didn't have the old loud guy in this one - - it has started. I forgot (more like try to forget) we are now in "Tax Season" - so let the 3 1/2 month ads about taxes begin! Angry

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In the past, those liberty mutual idiots didn't really bother me, but now I'm being inundated with crap from them like they're on overdrive, and they are officially now on my $hit list!

These assclowns will never match the all-out annoyance and BS factor as those geico idiots, but that ain't stopping them from trying.

As for that geico garbage, every time I spot one on TV, it goes to instant mute or channel change. I don't even care that the gecko is back doing stuff, because I know at the end that announcer POS will say the same 15% BS line, which we all heard about 15 million F times! These aholes are on my $hit list forever.
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Those Liberty Mutual adds don't do anything for me good or bad, just blah. The Asian chick that is mooning over Brad is kind of a hottie. Still think the Geico with Peter Pansie and that damn box are much worse for insurance. And Flo needs to get more feminine and show some leggage already. One can hope. Surprised the Royal Titanic Caribbean Jungaroo commercial featuring Skrillex hasn't made others hate list. All the worst trends of commercials in the mid teens. Toddlers surfing, and that stuff they call music. Sounds like a gerbi caught up the poop chute.
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Royal Titanic Caribbean. I can't help wondering what genus inserted "Titanic" in the name of a cruise ship line?LOL
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Why me of course! This company comes off as snotty. Too little time to go into reasons and their advertising goes over or shall I say sinks like the turds of a 450 pound woman who eats Mickey Dees, fried foods and OD's on dougnuts and doesn't drink water though they have troughs for them to graze and drink. Instead opting for sour milk, and alcohol!
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Royal Titanic Caribbean. I can't help wondering what genus inserted "Titanic" in the name of a cruise ship line?LOL
How could I forget for worst commercials those with Payton I fell on my head too many times inbread Manning and his almost orgasmic reactions to fellating a chicken parm sub.
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The Skittle Pox commercial was disgusting.  Made me want to throw up. 
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Peyton's stupid jingle commercial. Another one I forgot, but definitely a honorable mention. Stupid and annoying! Play FOOTBALL, not play jingles Mr. Manning!

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Here are my ten worst of 2015 with the first nine in no particular order


Cinnamon Toast Crunch - “Milkface”

Hershey's Caramels with Fifth Harmony's “Worth It”

Yoplait's “French” chick (can't believe no one mentioned this yet)

Progressive – Flo and Maury

The Liberty Mutual commercials, although I hate “Brad” the most

“QUIET! MOM HAS A HEADACHE!!!!!!” (which you caused, you little bitch)

Big Lots “Black Friday Woman” / “Christmas doesn't happen without me” duo

HLN's Robin Meade promos featuring “You Are the Sunshine of My Life”

Truth “Big tobacco be like...”


But my number one worst of 2015...

Shingles awareness ad featuring Terry Bradshaw. The one commercial this year that required me not only to mute but literally to change the channel, because the close-up picture of a shingles rash was the epitome of disgusting.



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That Quiet Mommy Got Headache is cute. A hoot! Wait till she becomes 12, Daisy Dukes with ass crack showing, mid length tee shirt love pink, A hyper active "prostitot." Then mommy is really going to get a headache. I can't believe I forgot about hipster Yoplait French chick. I'm still surprised nobody has cited that Skrillex Jungaroo crap from Roayl "Titanic" Caribbean.
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Here are my ten worst of 2015 with the first nine in no particular order


Cinnamon Toast Crunch - “Milkface”

Hershey's Caramels with Fifth Harmony's “Worth It”

Yoplait's “French” chick (can't believe no one mentioned this yet)

Progressive – Flo and Maury

The Liberty Mutual commercials, although I hate “Brad” the most

“QUIET! MOM HAS A HEADACHE!!!!!!” (which you caused, you little bitch)

Big Lots “Black Friday Woman” / “Christmas doesn't happen without me” duo

HLN's Robin Meade promos featuring “You Are the Sunshine of My Life”

Truth “Big tobacco be like...”


But my number one worst of 2015...

Shingles awareness ad featuring Terry Bradshaw. The one commercial this year that required me not only to mute but literally to change the channel, because the close-up picture of a shingles rash was the epitome of disgusting.



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Oh...how could I not mention any ad with Papa John.  Dear God, I feel anaphylactic reactions coming on whenever I see those beady laser eyes and hear him brag about his "better" pizza - better than what???   That isn't pizza.

With the playoffs coming up we will be deluged with his ads.   Dead
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

Oh...how could I not mention any ad with Papa John.  Dear God, I feel anaphylactic reactions coming on whenever I see those beady laser eyes and hear him brag about his "better" pizza - better than what???   That isn't pizza.

With the playoffs coming up we will be deluged with his ads.   Dead
 
 
 
Yep, count on short eyes Papa John shilling that crap he calls pizza, Overpriced and sh*t tasting. A lot of it looks like a kitty litter pan after the cat deposits her ploppies. And of course Peyton "Chicken Parm Retarded" Manning will be right with Short Eyes.
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ALL car commercials from the Christmas season Dead
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Originally posted by LARDLOGO LARDLOGO wrote:

ALL car commercials from the Christmas season Dead
 
Just curious.  Why limit it to Christmas?  Smile
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jan 2016 at 3:21pm
Ha! But the Christmas ones are always the worst. Lexus with big bow? Check. Jaguar (pronounced like a douche) with big bow? Check. BMW with big bow. Check. Commercials with people bragging about their new cars versus Christmas decorations? Check. Just a buncha assholes? Check. 
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Hate "QUIET MA HASAHEADAKEEEEEE!!!!!" too. Shut up 4-year-old girl...and go to school for goodness sake. That girl has to be in grade school by now. That boy probably wants to punch her.
One of my honorable mentions has been airing nonstop the past few days - Geico's "Dora and Boots Annoy South Pole Explorers". One of the worst "It's What You Do" commercials so far, and an absolute disgrace to have Dora hawking car insurance.

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The 'Your dad threw an afternoon RAVE' ad...for one thing,
whose DAD throws an ecstasy fueled party with other SENIORS?
For the capper, no one on this ad has ANY emotion in their voice..
except DAD..who sucked down so much E he 'has to take a NAP'

Peter Pan was winning for a while..but this one gets repeated SO
DANG OFTEN and its such a bad, pseudo trendy concept that its just
BUGGING me more
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