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    Posted: 27 Dec 2018 at 5:59pm
HELLO FRIENDS!!  I'm going to have to go find the older thread, I think I made some clever comments in that one. Embarrassed


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He's not really my friend.
And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead".
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Well, we know there's a large demographic there that can't read. Or think. Let alone understand science or reasoning. 
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"Try it for 30 days, if you don't feel blessed - get your money back."
Look I'm a Catholic, maybe not a great Catholic...what does "feeling blessed" feel like?

I rather have this version that insults me.

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LOL
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Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

"Try it for 30 days, if you don't feel blessed - get your money back."
Look I'm a Catholic, maybe not a great Catholic...what does "feeling blessed" feel like?...
  
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From one-not-so-grand-Irish Catholic to another Catholic, I can only suggest you 'Take The Quizz'!

Two questions from Paw's 'Feeling Blessed (in other words, it wasn't you) Quizz!'

1.) Name one person who got to go out and pet the kitty cats back at the Roman Coliseum and lived to tell about going back to play with them a second time?

2.) Name that disciple who was nailed to a cross, hung upside-down, and then disemboweled?

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

"Try it for 30 days, if you don't feel blessed - get your money back."
Look I'm a Catholic, maybe not a great Catholic...what does "feeling blessed" feel like?...
  
Wink

From one-not-so-grand-Irish Catholic to another Catholic, I can only suggest you 'Take The Quizz'!

Two questions from Paw's 'Feeling Blessed (in other words, it wasn't you) Quizz!'

1.) Name one person who got to go out and pet the kitty cats back in Roman times at the Coliseum and lived to tell about it?

2.) Name that disciple who was nailed to a cross, hung upside-down, and then disemboweled?


LOL

I grew up Irish Catholic also.

what does "feeling blessed" feel like?

It feels like NOT being molested by your priest! Tongue

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I'm Catholic, and I even went to Catholic school.  While I'm glad I was never molested, I'm just a bit hurt that none of the priests even tried.  What?  Wasn't I cute enough?  I feel scarred.
 
 
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^ LOLLOLLOL

You should have gone after some of the women you found attractive, then you wouldn't feel so left out! Wink

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Every time I see this I can't help but think it's designed to rip off luddites who've never heard of the Internet or smartphones. There are literally a trillion different places you can go to get the Bible read to you.
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Quote LOL

I grew up Irish Catholic also.

what does "feeling blessed" feel like?

It feels like NOT being molested by your priest! Tongue


LOLLOL Well, I feel damn lucky then...not "blessed!" 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I'm Catholic, and I even went to Catholic school.  While I'm glad I was never molested, I'm just a bit hurt that none of the priests even tried.  What?  Wasn't I cute enough?  I feel scarred.
 
 
Calm down....you weren't the only ugly-as-sin child who got ignored by the priests. 
I never had the chance to get accosted by Father Tucker as I got kicked out of Catholic school in the 2nd grade (this is TRUE).

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^  2nd grade?  LOL  Did you lift your leg on the nun's desk?
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^  2nd grade?  LOL  Did you lift your leg on the nun's desk?
If you remember those big green erasers that were about the size of a brick and you also recall my love of God's Sport, Baseball, along with the fact I was an aspiring Pitcher (even in 2nd grade), well...a few of us were playing 'Catch' when I hit Karen French with a FastEraser (by accident, but it WAS a 'Strike', doncha know!). The Nun immediately sent me to the office, but not before I went and grabbed my eraser and winged HER upside the head!
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Like the meme i saw recently with Cheebus and his minions...'what makes you people think I LIKE CROSSES?"
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Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Every time I see this I can't help but think it's designed to rip off luddites who've never heard of the Internet or smartphones. There are literally a trillion different places you can go to get the Bible read to you.


You can even have the bible translated for free on the Internet. But hey, some poor souls gotta work in one of those sweatshops in China making these things. I mentioned earlier on a prior thread about this; Imagine hacking into these things or changing the dialogue to a guy with a deep voice talking insatanic tongue. And the music coming out of this thing could be Black Sabbath or Ozzie Ozborne with black musical notes eminating upward. Hey how about Kevin Spacey instead of Pat Boone talking all creepy.
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Every time I see this I can't help but think it's designed to rip off luddites who've never heard of the Internet or smartphones. There are literally a trillion different places you can go to get the Bible read to you.


You can even have the bible translated for free on the Internet...
Big smileYES INDEED You can! And you also can buy actual translated books from Amazon. But, a piece of advice from a 'repeat offender'? Best it isn't done and then posted or quoted HERE.Wink
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 I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub Embarrassed
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 I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub Embarrassed
...but would you consider a date with Pat in a 2-seat (facing each other) walk in tub where he can share his 'Wonder Bible' with you? Wink(Dead)
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Hello friends I just love to see that spirituality just emanating from that wonder bible. Isn't it wonderful?

"Psalms, Scriptures, and more; now the Wonder Bible Plus has the 'Judgement' button and you can experience Gods wrath, real time!" https://www.biblestudytools.com/passage/?q=ezekiel+7:7-8 -

Ezekiel 7:7-8 

8 I am about to pour out my wrath on you and spend my anger against you. I will judge you according to your conduct and repay you for all your detestable practices.

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Who needs a Wonder Bible? If you don't have the whole Bible memorized, how much do you really love God? Tongue
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Ad Jingle Ad Jingle wrote:

 I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub Embarrassed
...but would you consider a date with Pat in a 2-seat (facing each other) walk in tub where he can share his 'Wonder Bible' with you? Wink(Dead)
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Originally posted by Ad Jingle Ad Jingle wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Ad Jingle Ad Jingle wrote:

 I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub Embarrassed
...but would you consider a date with Pat in a 2-seat (facing each other) walk in tub where he can share his 'Wonder Bible' with you? Wink(Dead)
ewwwww
 
To Each his own. LMAOF But you two could be sitting in the tub in tandem across from each other and digging the Wonder Bible and jam to those inspirational tunes. And musical notes come out of that thing. What a miracle BUT, I MUST PUT IN THE DISCLAIMER...NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE IF EITHER OF YOU DROP YOUR WONDER BIBLE ALONG WITH THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER TUB. MADE IN CHINA YOU TWO COULD LITERALLY GET STRUCK BY LIGHTENING. Electronic gizmo dropping into water.
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