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Virginia Dare
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Inspired by this cute site: http://worstthingieverate.com/ I ask you all the same question? I'll mull over my food history and offer mine later.
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Thor
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Does "drink" count?
There's nothing worse than taking a swig of milk that has texture and twang.
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Synesthesia
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IKURA.
I hate it. It's NASTY And beets and stuff like that, but Ikura is really gross as well as Guiness beer. |
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Virginia Dare
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Virginia Dare
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Uhhh...Yeah!!
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Ooh! Ooh! Can I make a guess?
Does it have anything to do with your... avatar?
Quiche....
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MrTim
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Cold quiche....
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msmadz
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A small, very small bite of conch harvested off the waters of Forked River, New Jersey.
That shot out of my mouth like my lips were a Smith & Wesson.
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Hootman
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Thought I was going to eat it this week in Boston.
The green stuff inside a lobster.
Actually, it was ok.
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aleen
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It wasn't me, it was Mr. Aleen. He ate huitlacoche (aka "corn smut") as a result of me showing him this blog called "Steve, don't eat it!" The "Steve" in question eats all sorts of gross things and blogs about it. Only Mr. Aleen would look at this blog and see it as inspiration! If you're unsure of what huitlacoche looks like and have a strong stomach, do a Google image search. I dare you!
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"Did somebody say 'muffins?'" Hazel from the Magic Bullet infomercial
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Thor
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I just did. I read about it, too.
It's a disease.
That people eat.
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I read that in some cultures that the afterbirth is saved and eaten by the new parents.
After the doc delivered my son, I watched him deliver the afterbirth. I said, "I'll have that to go doc!"
He wasn't amused.
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aleen
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And apparently a delicacy at that... |
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"Did somebody say 'muffins?'" Hazel from the Magic Bullet infomercial
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Thor
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Stay away from all delicacies! If "delicacy" didn't sound so much like "delicate", and were called "creepycacies" or "inediblacies" instead, I doubt there'd be any market whatsoever for them.
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PaWolf
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What's The Worst Thing You Ever Ate?Believe me - you really don't want to ask me that question. |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Virginia Dare
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I can never understand why people dislike quiche so much. I made about 10 different kinds and there's never any left. And yes..I do check the plant pots after everyone's left....
Anyway..the worst thing I ate recently was at a road side rest area in Maryland. We decided "Phillips Seafood" looked ok. So what does dummy here ::: points to self::: order?? A HOT DOG! And yes it tasted like ass (they sure looked good though, twirling on that twirly grill thingy), and the fries with it were cold and rubbery and had black spots on them. I was too hungry to make any changes...so...I burped for hours afterwards. I think I can still taste it and it's been 3 weeks.
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Tiz
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Stewed tomatos. Just looking at that lump of red & white goo on a plate makes my stomach turn.
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Thor
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Well, okay. Then we'll all just have to assume it's feces.
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There was white goo in the container of sliced-up red and green bell peppers that I opened yesterday. Damn, those things go bad fast. I tossed 'em. Then I sliced up some more, and froze 'em.
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I like to freeze chopped peppers too, learning the hard way to put them into heavy duty freezer bags. Green Pepper Flavored Ice Tea isn't very tasty. Same with onions, chopped.
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PaWolf
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Well...o.k., then...but not quite.
Guess I set myself up...and you 'pushed the envelope' right back at me.
I'll 'open it' and tell you a cute little story.
Some years back, I was in Heidelberg, Germany, on business.
Went out with some friends to eat dinner at a little gasthaus (local tavern). It was a family-owned place, on a very old street corner; in my youth, it was a regular hang-out. My 'German' was quite rusty, both reading and speaking - it had been almost 20 years.
I wanted to 'come home' per se...and I really blew it.
I looked at the menu and acted as if it was 'only yesterday', pointed at my selection...and in the worst German I could possibly use, proceeded to send the waiter into a laughing fit, as I ordered "SH*T FLESH STEW"...actually, I was trying to order "Blood Beef Stew" (but I had a totally wrong idea of what I thought I was ordering - and I DIDN'T want "Blood Beef Stew" - I thought it was "sliced beef (marinated in a fine red wine) stew".
Don't ask me why, because I forgotton...probably for all the same reasons one would care to forget some cannibalistic dinner...and no...after about 2 bites (yea, I swallowed), it was over.
Every time I hear the old song, "Timothy", it all bleeds through...need I say more?
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Yiffy
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Urine and beverly soda from Italy omg :P
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msmadz
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A turkey sandwich the other day. I don't know WTf it was, but the turkey smelled like pastrami or something. How does one F up a turkey sandwich? And the deli/store I got it from boasts about its "prime meats"
Prime meats my arse. That sandwich was frickin GROSS. I'll never go there again.
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Thor
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Ha! Similar story...
Years ago, I was sitting at my desk one morning, when an Irish woman I worked with handed me what looked to be a piece of chocolate to eat. I popped it in my mouth, and soon enough, realized it wasn't. I spit it out. Turns out it was homemade blood sausage.
I said "Scab! You just fed me scab!" She thought it was hilarious.
I guess I deserved it. A few days prior, after she left for home, I taped a used cigarette butt to the mouthpiece on her phone so that her first phonecall the next day would put that butt right in her mouth. It went according to plan, and, boy, was she pissed! She hated cigarettes, especially cigarette butts. I guess the blood sausage was her revenge.
We had some fun at that job.
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