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i feel like i need a shower after i watch these commercials.


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Those young girls don't even have asses yet.
 
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^ THat's 'cause they don't squat.

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Gluteus MAXimus...
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Reminds me of the Vermont Teddy Bear commercials.


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OH...MY...GOD!!!!!
I need more than a shower after watching that.
To quote TED, "This country is imploding"
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I didn't know porn sites did ads?
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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

^ THat's 'cause they don't squat.




Ahhh so many weightlifting double entendres are popping into my head right now Evil Smile




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A good girl knows how to Jerk and clean. :P
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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

A good girl knows how to Jerk and clean. :P
It's been awhile, we used to call that a snatch. Clean and jerk.
Weights up to your chest, you can move your legs to get it over your head, hell I don't remember.
 
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In the commercial, one of the jailbaiters was holding a banana...with a bite taken out of it. Um, less teeth, young'un
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I honestly have not gotten into the Olympic lifts. Too much potential for f**k-ups due to the VERY exacting form they require. The most adventurous I get is some powerlifting moves and form
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Oh Good God y'all...

Will the FBI confiscate my hard drive for watching this? Embarrassed

See, they don't show that stuff here in the Bible Belt.

And re: all these double entendres? For shame..
Now: drop and give me twenty...meanwhile I'll be bench pressing..with the Olympian.. (or is that bench pressing the Olympian..)
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Reminds me of the Vermont Teddy Bear commercials.


those were pretty sleazy, with all the subtlety of being hit with a sledge hammer.



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At 1:27 into the stupid sodding teddy bear commercial, it shows part of the box -- you can see a hole in it and the phrase, "AIR HOLE" printed on it. An AIR HOLE for a stuffed bear for Christ sakes?!? Shocked

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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

A good girl knows how to Jerk and clean. :P
It's been awhile, we used to call that a snatch. Clean and jerk.
Weights up to your chest, you can move your legs to get it over your head, hell I don't remember.
 


And when used suggestively, it's enough to get censored LOL

(Said part is around 1:20, but the whole thing is good)




It's as if that game was made for Brad Sherwood - he has a knack for "mind in the gutter" jokes. I love how Colin and Ryan both had to turn around and walk away LOL





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18 is ok. Why not? Legal age.




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None of them are jailbait. The beautiful blond and the others are porn stars.  The blonde goes by the name Elsa Jean and she can take a black shlong as big as her arm.
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A 5 year old thread?
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Originally posted by MrPink MrPink wrote:

i feel like i need a shower after i watch these commercials.


I usually feel like I need a penicillin shot after I watch them.
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WHY did you resurrect this thread???! 
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All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.
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Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.

You sound like an expert, so I'll ask - is it true that steroids will shrivel up your nads like sun dried tomatoes?
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Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.

You sound like an expert, so I'll ask - is it true that steroids will shrivel up your nads like sun dried tomatoes?
Uh...Kelly is all female!  I wouldn't mess with her!


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.

You sound like an expert, so I'll ask - is it true that steroids will shrivel up your nads like sun dried tomatoes?
Uh...Kelly is all female!  I wouldn't mess with her!



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