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    Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 8:01am
VIRTUAL VIDEO STORE FROM HELL!!
 
Hello Kiddies,
I thought in carrying on the tradition of bad band names, we could have our own little Virtual Video store FROM HELL!!! The place where you control what's on the shelves!!
 
The Objective:
Pretend if you will, that you're in a video store looking for a good DVD, paroosing the titles and scanning the descriptions on the back covers. The twist is, YOU make up the titles, and the descriptions!!! If you don't have a description, just a title will do. Maybe someone else can make one up for you. Make sure you list the cast, and give the genre; I.E. Sci-fi, Fiction, Action, romance, kids, westerns, porn, etc.etc.
 
THE RULEZ!!!
Only one!! No calling people racial names like the "N word" or "spic" or other things along those lines. Pick and play on stereotypes all you want, but let this be FUN, not personal!!!
 
NO PUSSIES ALLOWED!!!!! Be as low browed, backstabbing, or as unethical as you want. No bitching and no "him hurwwwt m-m-m-m-y wittle feewings!!!" Let's just lay ourselves bare and let the mosquitoes of depravity suck the blood out of the tit's and penises as they wish!!!
Degrade yourself!!! Let's unleash the dogs, let 'em sh*t on the floor and wipe their asses on the carpet!!! Let's let the cat in the canary cage. f**k the dishes and the laundry!!!! Let the kids have chocolate before bedtime!!! Throw a hair dryer in the fish tank, and last but not least, make sure you try to include annoying TV commercial personalities whenever possible!!!
 HAVE FUN!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Forrest Dump
 
Starring Billy Mays and Martha Stewart
 
Billy and Martha marry and move to the country, away from the hustle and bustle of big city life. Secluded, way back in the woods, in a small cabin, life is wonderful for our intrepid adventurers at first, as Martha gathers her fill of pine cones for centerpieces, and Billy labors to make improvements to his new forrest home. However, trouble begins to brew over the deep wood's new inhabitants, as the animals are being awakened from their hibernations by a mysterious noise. Angered past the point of no return at all the changes, the fur is sure to fly to rid the sticks of these hicks. Will Kaboom, Hercules Hooks and  Mighty Putty be enough to stop the charging Squirrel hordes? Will there be enough throw pillows, high thread count bedsheets and doilies in the house to shield our heroes from the beat down beating down their door? Will the animals be successful in ridding their beloved forrest home of these invaders, or will they wind up being the main course at Martha's Oscar Party?? Laugh out loud (oxy)clean fun that's sure to be a scream!!!
 
 
 
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Just go open the video store!
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Ooooh.  "Navy Seals"!
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