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    Posted: 19 Jun 2016 at 8:15pm
These commercials just kill me, I had no idea that so many men can't get their winky to work when it needs to.
 
I did a search and found an amusing post from Jimbo last November.
 
 
 
 
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I'm committing a little Thread Necromancy here but I figured it's better than starting a new topic since these commercials are basically all the same, with a different gal with a rotating race/hair color/accent change every month or two narrating the exact same words as the last ten incarnations.

Anyway, this newest one with the wide-eyed gal with the Joker grin and the 14 matching pieces of white luggage is just unbearable to me.

From the second she makes her little "grand entrance" from the taxi, grinning ear-to-ear like a f**king psychopath, you can tell this bitch just SCREAMS "high maintenance" and oozes even more High Maintenance from every pore.  You can tell the reason they're even ON the trip is because it's all about her and all about getting what she wants.
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^  His reward for taking her on the trip is a little bit of sex.  She's probably not even into it (she seems more about her looks and clothing and money), but she knows that's the price she has to pay.
 
 
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He looks too young to have a wonky winkie.  Maybe he's just a little intimidated by his high-maintenance companion all decked out in "Viagra Blue" (all of the women in the Viagra ads wear blue, in honor of The Sacred Pill).     And they are all in great shape.  And they don't seem to have high-stress jobs, or unruly kids, or health problems, or major life responsibilities.And they all have perfect, expectant smiles...and teeth.  

Lots of teeth.  Shocked
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It's 19 days and counting to the tenth anniversary of my decision to cancel my subscribing to a Pay-TV service. (After seeing one of these ads aired Angry DURING A CHILDREN'S SHOW! Angry). Yesterday I purchased three animated series (Atom Ant, Secret Squirrel and Yogi Bear as) "Presents from Me to Myself" (I had to delay my birthday because I was Ouch hospitalized because of a traffic accident). Ouch when they arrive the number of TV shows I own on home video will pass the 1,000 mark. Big smile It's amazing what you can get using the money you've saved by NOT subscribing to Cable/Satellite TV. Shocked
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^^^well that's all nice & fine, Reg - but do you know what this commercial is about and why they even manufacture this medication? Just curious...
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

He looks too young to have a wonky winkie.  Maybe he's just a little intimidated by his high-maintenance companion all decked out in "Viagra Blue" (all of the women in the Viagra ads wear blue, in honor of The Sacred Pill).     And they are all in great shape.  And they don't seem to have high-stress jobs, or unruly kids, or health problems, or major life responsibilities.And they all have perfect, expectant smiles...and teeth.  

Lots of teeth.  Shocked
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Why does she need all of that luggage when the plan is to get naked and have sex?
 
If the boner does not go down in 4 hours, this might require a hospital stay.
One of the side effects that take up more than a half of the goddamned commercial.
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If they ran these kinds of commercials only at times when children are not likely to be watching (10:00 PM to 6:00 AM) I could care less. Problem is they run these ads morning, noon and night. There's no indication an "ED Pill" is about to come on during a show. I can vision parents CRINGING when they are watching something with their Kids goes to a commercial break. Shocked
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

 
If the boner does not go down in 4 hours, this might require a hospital stay.
 
 
For him...or her?
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  His reward for taking her on the trip is a little bit of sex.  She's probably not even into it (she seems more about her looks and clothing and money), but she knows that's the price she has to pay.


He probably paid her in cash.

The trip was probably just to get away from his wife and kids.


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

If the boner does not go down in 4 hours, this might require a hospital stay.


For him...or her?


Given that it would probably be to get treatment from an orthopedic hand surgeon for carpal tunnel syndrome and/or a repetitive strain injury, you can probably figure that one out.





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^...unless, of course, he's tied her to the bed or slipped her a couple of roofies.
 
 
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The poor guy can't unpack the luggage fast enough, and he only brought a single pack? The bed set is to die for - better call down to room service. 
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Is it just me, or does the Viagra Single Pack have the exact same package dimensions as a condom?
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They can't say it's for the married guy on a business trip and the high-priced hooker, So, they make it sound real stupid, but everybody knows what they are talking about.
Yes, it is the same size as the condoms. That way, you can keep them together.
They sorta go hand-in-hand. Gee, I think there's a joke there somewhere.
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***Content Warning! If you are under 18 and reading this, I'm telling on you!***
ConfusedWell...let's talk about the 'Viagra Girls'
Most of them have so much make-up on that the most passionate moment could be reminiscent of 'The Bathtub Scene'. The 'Tree House Girl' has 'psycho eyes' and probably would murder you if you turned on her. A few of the women don't appear so young - kind of like little Joey's 2nd grade teacher and Johnny's 11th grade teacher ("YOU, sir, will be staying after school and cleaning the chalkboard (with my back)!", she says) who looks like she took a bath in Oil Of Olay, but has little black specks all over face.
Yea, for those gents who smoke too many cigs or drink too much, 'Little Juan Johnson' may get tired as the testosterone decreases...so, grab a pill and ask yourself why there aren't any Viagra commercials with Fat Huey taking Stanky Shakinta to Motel 6 with single packs falling out of his pocket?
 
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Also, did you notice. Little blue pill, little blue dress. i'm sure that doesn't mean anything.
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^^^See the 'Dove - Each and Every Day' thread - think that point shows up there,
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ConfusedWell...let's talk about the 'Viagra Girls'
 
 
LOL
Pointing out the elapsed time would have been helpful.
The scene begins at about 2:13.
 
From my vast experience in this area...some women face more challenging grooming issues with the bikini line.  Evil Smile
 
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

He looks too young to have a wonky winkie.  Maybe he's just a little intimidated by his high-maintenance companion all decked out in "Viagra Blue" (all of the women in the Viagra ads wear blue, in honor of The Sacred Pill).     And they are all in great shape.  And they don't seem to have high-stress jobs, or unruly kids, or health problems, or major life responsibilities.And they all have perfect, expectant smiles...and teeth.  

Lots of teeth.  Shocked
 
You're right.  I Googled "Viagra commercial" images, and saw that every woman shown is wearing a blue dress.  The exception is one woman wearing a white football jersey (with blue numbering/trim).
 
I saw one wearing a red dress, but it seems that that one was from a parody.
 
 
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I recall that Viagra Blue was one of Pantone's "Color of the Year".
Been a while, though..
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They also use blue liquid in the demonstrations in absorbant pad ads.  Blue pills, blue clothing, blue liquids.  If they are connected in some way, that must be one hell of a side effect they aren't telling anybody about...  LOL
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I's gots dem Viagra blues.... <twang!>
All hots & sweaty without pants or shoes
'da wimmins don' lub meeeee like 'dey used to
so I guess 'da brokeback hunchback will hafta dooOOOOOO!...
 
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Every time I see 1 of these commercials I'm grateful I don't have children. How do parents explain this?! My question is - is this single pack seriously something men need? How difficult is it to take a packet or bottle of pills along? Just 1 more excuse to keep the airwaves flooded with pecker pills.
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