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    Posted: 11 Apr 2018 at 1:31am
There are people who can make you appreciate people you don't like and Verizon's network spokesman is one of them.
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He is definitely a candidate for a good nut-punch!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Apr 2018 at 9:37am
Put your damn phones down!
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The Verizon Hipster becomes more dweeb-like in every new commercial.  At least Paul from Sprint admits that he's gay and generally stays within the boundaries of dorkiness.
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I swear that I saw this guy in a movie as I was flipping channels a few weeks ago.
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I can't stand that horse's patoot at all. I hate Paul too. I don't know where these companies find such losers that make you want to take a whole jar of horse pills.
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Are we talking about the lisping mincing dweeb with the curly hair? The ones where he's slurping cereal? The only good/funny thing is his jammies with flying kittens on it. He's a Guido from where else New Jersey. In a few years he will probably be in a commercial with his boyfriend for whatever the adtards are hawking. That nasal voice with that lisping. I hope he's making some decent money. I bet in Joisy he had it tough getting wedgies and his head shoved in a toilet by the big Jersey Shore Guidos and Guidettes he went to school with. Imagine him on the Jersey Shore blasting Broadway Musical showtunes. Even the sharks would be hurling. If it wasn't for Hollywood calling he could have been swimming with the fishies in the Atlantic off the coast of NJ.
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I really wish someone would put a bullet into the head of Thomas Middletwitch....or whatever his name is. I truly despise him
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Originally posted by mrsteve809 mrsteve809 wrote:

I really wish someone would put a bullet into the head of Thomas Middletwitch....or whatever his name is. I truly despise him
WinkAnd thus when anyone says "mobile network", you WILL think of Verizon as a provider and thus, an option,  because of Thomas Middletwitch, which means they got what they wanted out of the irritating runt.
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