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    Posted: 10 Jun 2008 at 12:13am
Has anyone seen this one? It has Billy Mays yelling about some new health insurance. I for one would not trust my insurance with a company that has a screaming maniac as its spokesperson.
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Okay, I have got to see this,LOL any proof? any video? 
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Yes, I must see to believe. Good idea for a comedy sketch, but if it's an actual commercial...we're doomed.
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Wonder why they picked the most irritating man on television to endorse their product?
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Well judging by all those posts on this one website he sure seems to be pretty popular among the fat hairy gay guys. I guess maybe they're marketing health insurance for them.
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DAMNIT!!! You guys beat me to the punch!!!!! GOD I HATE BILLY MAYS!!!!!!!
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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I've seen the Billy Mays I Can ad. Maybe for a change of pace, can the GEICO Gecko do a commercial for OxiClean? Or, better yet:will Billy possibly have a primetime TV series soon? (Look what happened to GEICO's Cavemen!) If it does, then Billy should talk to MyNetworkTV.  Better yet, Billy should talk to UPN, the WB, PAX-TV , Odyssey, TNN, OLN and CBS Cable about his new tv series if this insurance ad is successful.  But an animated version of Billy Mays (ala Erin Esurance) will break out TV sets so much it might have more damage than that guy's car after that kid to all that stuff up the  drive-thru chute at the bank (from the Nationwide ads).
 
I wonder what's next for Billy Mays: He's diagnosed with DIABEETUS and pitches Liberty Medical Supply like it was Kaboom!?   Keep it up, Billy, and he may look like Howard Stern (as in King of All Media)...but this would look like a new-look GEICO Caveman! LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Wild Starchild Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jun 2008 at 7:51pm
I wish they made a Billy Mays action figure!! I'd buy them in bulk and live out many a cruel senerio!!!!Evil%20Smile
 
Damn, I just had a thought!! A Billy Mays, Wilford Brumley death match. The could yell at each other till one of them was annoyed to death. I'd love to watch it but I think I'd have to have earplugs to be able to stand it.
 
I wonder if when people die and go to hell, upon entering the gates of fury they are greated with, "HIIIII BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Ooh the things you could do with Wilfred Brimley and Billy Mays action figures

ROFL!!!!!LOL
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   Oh my God.  Instead of going away (which is my choice), he's EVERY-freakin'-WHERE.


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I know he's like a bran muffin turd!!!! He just won't friggin flush!!!!
 
Hey, let's kidnap him, strap his ass down and grab a few thousand gallons of hot wax................and pour it down his throat!!!! HEE HEE You thought I was gonna say yank off his body hair didn't you!! LOL WELL I WAS, but you haven't thought this through have ya. You hear how loud that f**ker is when he's just talking? Can you imaging the decible level of this sum-bitch if you were to hot wax his hairy ass??? DAMN!!!Nuke
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! DO YOU HAVE A TURD THAT WON'T FLUSH? WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE 'CRAP CRUSHER!' JUST STICK MY HEAD IN YOUR TOILET, AND LET MY NATURAL ABILITIES TAKE OVER!Wink
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Originally posted by Wild Starchild Wild Starchild wrote:

I know he's like a bran muffin turd!!!! He just won't friggin flush!!!!
 
 
 
LOL  Too funny Wild!
 
  I didn't catch the whole commercial, but it's true.  He's selling insurance now.  Just when you think you've heard it all.........
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I am amazed that he hasn't been trying to sell....ya ready?  HEARING AIDS.  Wtf, you would think that it would be a logical choice. 
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Can you imagine Billy's poor wife?? She probably sits there with a stiff drink and a bottle of chill pills staring at the clock babbling over and over, "He'll be here soon!! He'll be here soon! He'll be here soon!"
Just  then he burst through the door, "HI HONEY! BIG BILLY'S HERE!!!!!!"
She screams, and runs for the back door, but she gets caught on a Hercules hook, slips on the greasy, overly orange glowed floor and damn near hangs herself.
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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How does a company let an ad agency talk them into using this tool to advertise their wares? I just don't get it.
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Google this bastard!! "THEY" think he's the greatest f**king thing since paper replaced the corncob!!! This sumbitch isn't going  anywhere soon!! But I tell you if I have to hear that asshole many more times, he's gonna need that friggin health insurance!!! That God Damned sqinty-eyed, Al Borland looking, loud mouth bastard needs to Mighty Putty his freaking mouth shut!!!
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Originally posted by DirtyD79 DirtyD79 wrote:

Well judging by all those posts on this one website he sure seems to be pretty popular among the fat hairy gay guys. I guess maybe they're marketing health insurance for them.
 
My wife got pissed at me because I was laughing too loud at that site. Is he really some sort of gay icon?
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Originally posted by Wild Starchild Wild Starchild wrote:

Can you imagine Billy's poor wife?? She probably sits there with a stiff drink and a bottle of chill pills staring at the clock babbling over and over, "He'll be here soon!! He'll be here soon! He'll be here soon!"
Just  then he burst through the door, "HI HONEY! BIG BILLY'S HERE!!!!!!"
She screams, and runs for the back door, but she gets cought on a Hercules hook, slips on the greasy, overly orange glowed floor and damn near hangs herself.


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OR, he breaks open about ten or fifteen sticks of mighty putty and forms a big ole sex toy!! Then he goes home and yells, "HONEY, THIS ONE WON'T BREAK LIKE THAT CHEAP ONE WE BOUGHT OUT OF THAT NUDIE MAG!!! THIS ONE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SHOVE ALL THE WAY DOWN MY THROAT!!!!! IT'S MIGHTY PUTTY!! TOUGH ENOUGH TO TAKE SUCKIN' AND KEEP ON PHUCKIN!!!"
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Originally posted by Skibibbles Skibibbles wrote:

Originally posted by DirtyD79 DirtyD79 wrote:

Well judging by all those posts on this one website he sure seems to be pretty popular among the fat hairy gay guys. I guess maybe they're marketing health insurance for them.
 
My wife got pissed at me because I was laughing too loud at that site. Is he really some sort of gay icon?
 
It's like 50-50 between hating him and loving him. Either way, the things they want to do with him are scary.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Wild Starchild Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Jun 2008 at 9:33am
I think I saw that site once when I Googled him. I didn't follow the link you posted, but is that the one where they refer to him as a 'bear'? It was pretty sickening to think of Billy Mays naked, let alone having sex with anyone!!! I hate to be anywhere within a 50 mile radius when he fired off the baby batter!! Could you imagine how friggin loud that would be?? I swear I bet his wife has the ear doctor on speed dial!!
 
It's funny, but Billy Mays is what brought me to this site many moons ago. I Googled, "I hate billy Mays" and found CIH!!! LOL
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Wild, my wife is really getting pissed at me for laughing too hard at your posts. 
Baby batter! LOL
 
 
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