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    Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 5:29am
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I have to agree with you. I can't stand those ads!
To make matters worse, I work with a woman who somehow got one of those stupid songs (the one where he buys a used car I think) as her Ringtone!
I just looked at her in disbelief when she "showed off" that to me.
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F-R-E-E, that spells free...credit report dot com, baby!  Angry
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Well I was looking for new car
Which one's me?
A cool convertibleOr an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked
So now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
C-O-S-T-L-Y That's supposed to spell free
Debit report dot com bay bee
Saw their ad on my boob tube
Thought about going but I had to move
So instead of looking fly
And rolling fat
My feet are sticking through the vinyl
And my pussy's getting laughed at
C-O-S-T-L-Y That's supposed to spell free
Debit report dot com bay bee!!!

{Male voiceover, not singing}  Offer enrolls with applyment in Triple Disadvantage
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I married my dream boy I married my dream boy
But he didn't tell me His credit was bad
Instead of moving off to live in San Francisco
We're living in the basement of His ex's pad
No, I can't get a loan
For a respectible home
Because my boy defaulted,
just look at this page
If I had gone to Free Credit Report dot com
I'd be a happy homo with some rats in a cage

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Originally posted by Wild Starchild Wild Starchild wrote:


Nuke I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHA f**kERS!!! Nuke



WS...will 'Homeland Security' be on the lookout for 'Terrorist Starchild' activities at this years 'Picker's Festival'? (I used to go to them in Ashville, Cookeville...) You KNOW the Free Credit Pirates will be there...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Wild Starchild Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 8:31pm
Nope, I Just pretend to delte them with my remote. That's about as fas as I'd ever take it!!! UNLESSWink
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I see this over and over too. Its so ridiculous, if you look closely in the commercial with them all in the car - Yes, the same "pirates" in that car - you will see the pirate hat from the first commercial stuck behind or next to the guy's head in the back. So basically he got hacked and is working at a Pirate themed restaurant and also cant get a cool convertible or an SUV. Wow thats some pretty bad luck there. Lets not forget "I MARRIED MY DREAM GIRL (Repeat once)"

So utterly annoying.
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What I hate the most about the stupid "musical phone numbers" is that you never forget them, ever. Of course that's the point.

Dial 1-900-909-JEFF!
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...just 'cause I KNOW you want it...
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Originally posted by Banquo Banquo wrote:

What I hate the most about the stupid "musical phone numbers" is that you never forget them, ever. Of course that's the point.Dial 1-900-909-JEFF!
...or... Eight hundred five eight eight two three hundred, Empire Today!AngryCryAngry
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Freecreditreport.com singer HATE at 11:39 PM Eastern
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So the message is...unless I sign up with these turds, I am "stupid" and cannot manage my own finances.  Hmmmmm!   As I recall, I tried their "free" report and it wasn't so "free" after all.   Anyone???
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Wild Starchild Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Apr 2008 at 8:26am
Same here!! It's a big f**king scam, and it takes an act of Congress to get off their dumbass plan as my wife found out. You really have to read the fine print, which most folks don't.
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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I usually mute it pretty much in time now, and enjoy imagining myself putting all 3 of their eyes out with my thumbs Angry
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Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

 

I married my dream boy I married my dream boy
But he didn't tell me His credit was bad
Instead of moving off to live in San Francisco
We're living in the basement of His ex's pad
No, I can't get a loan
For a respectible home
Because my boy defaulted,
just look at this page
If I had gone to Free Credit Report dot com
I'd be a happy homo with some rats in a cage

Wink
 
Rats in a cage? doesn't the stereotype of a "homo" usually involve Cats? (and it rhymes with Rats), now we just need to replace "cage" with something....how about:
"I'd be a happy homo with my cats and some sage".....naw. Needs work. 
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Funny, I was just reading this post about those commercials and the stupid credit system behind them.  It turns out that the real free credit report site is annualcreditreport.com.
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So let me get this straight.  All I need to do is go to freecreditreport.com and I can get a cool convertible?  What would that conversation with the Car Salesman look like?

Salesman: Sorry, your credit is too wack to get the Impala.  Let me show you a used gremlin.  That'll match your credit rating much better.

Me: Wait a minute now. I know my credit is wack, but I went to freecreditreport.com baybee.

Salesman: Well, why didn't you say that to begin with? Forget the Impala.  You can have a Cool Corvette!
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Originally posted by SmartAlx SmartAlx wrote:

So let me get this straight.  All I need to do is go to freecreditreport.com and I can get a cool convertible?  What would that conversation with the Car Salesman look like?

Salesman: Sorry, your credit is too wack to get the Impala.  Let me show you a used gremlin.  That'll match your credit rating much better.

Me: Wait a minute now. I know my credit is wack, but I went to freecreditreport.com baybee.

Salesman: Well, why didn't you say that to begin with? Forget the Impala.  You can have a Cool Corvette!


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LOL
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by Foxtrot360 Foxtrot360 wrote:

I see this over and over too. Its so ridiculous, if you look closely in the commercial with them all in the car - Yes, the same "pirates" in that car - you will see the pirate hat from the first commercial stuck behind or next to the guy's head in the back. So basically he got hacked and is working at a Pirate themed restaurant and also cant get a cool convertible or an SUV. Wow thats some pretty bad luck there. Lets not forget "I MARRIED MY DREAM GIRL (Repeat once)"

So utterly annoying.
 
I saw this one AGAIN! last night and I never noticed it before, but yes, the pirate hat is in the back seat!  LOL
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Hello everyone! It's meeeee!
 
people at my school sing the part of the song, "F-R-E-E that spells freecreditreport.com baybee" all the time and then it gets stuck in my head.
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I mean, seriously, if it's free, then why do you advertise it so hard?
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My kids were singing this yeaterday as they were cleaning the nyard. I told them to go get the shovels and start digging.................... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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o.k., o.k... 
 
First, here is the 'lip-syncing' pirate...(look closely!)

 
Here's your boy in REAL action...and I guess you knew he doesn't really speak English (only French)....
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