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    Posted: 17 hours 29 minutes ago at 5:22am

A fridge-raiding growing teen shouldn't be discounted as a suspect (they are known to eat anything):

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/91605800/mum-fears-freezerraiding-burglar-ate-her-placenta

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Trump negotiates arms treaty with North Korea;  In exchange for getting rid of it's nukes, North Korea will receive California
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Most difficult word for people to pronounce and understand?  "Rural" tops the list, say linguistic experts
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Crime study reveals a headscratching statistic:  Thieves who steal hats from other people at sporting events have a 43% chance of contracting head lice
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Summer cookout season has started!  Israeli protesters barbecue outside prison where Palestinian terrorists are on hunger strike

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As if you don't need another thing to keep you awake at night:  A new species of scary Big Ass MoFo spiders has been discovered

http://mentalfloss.com/article/94567/researchers-discover-new-species-giant-spider

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Symmetrical Irony:  FaceBook Killer Kills Self with Shot to Face While Trying to Book 
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Appliance repair service calls trending up, especially for clogs;  Millenials still not understanding that paper plates should not be placed in the dishwasher
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People often get wrong idea when hearing something on radio vs. reading it in print:  "Hubble space telescope just spotted something massive coming out of your anus" a prime example
 
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Highway Safety Administration mandating that toilets be installed in self-driving cars;  New policy aims to prevent "accidents when drivers attempt to seize control of autonomous vehicles to find restroom facilities when suffering sudden bowel emergencies"
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Chicken embryo grows face of velociraptor dinosaur;  Scientists "weren't about to let the voracious little bastards hatch" however
 
 
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512-bird-grows-face-of-dinosaur?ocid=twert
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Synthetic kitty litter could save your water-damaged cell phone;  In our next installment, you'll learn how to remove cat urine odors and stool stains from it
 
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Beware of hairy sideburned men with sharp knives;  Many comic book and movie fans being taken in

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/05/Philippine-clinic-uses-Wolverine-to-sell-circumcisions/8641491415455/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=14

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Cruise missile attacks made against Apple headquarters;  Spellcheck erroneously substituted "Siri" for "Syria" in emailed orders 
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Some things just stay traditional:  Survey reveals that most people prefer the original flavor of water instead of the fancy stuff
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This Year's Hottest Men's Gift:  Easily concealable handcuff keys, for when those BDSM sessions go horribly wrong
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PETA claims milk is a "Symbol of White Supremacy";  Apparently the problem is that it comes out white

(I am not making this sh*t up.  Really!)  LOL

http://www.weaselzippers.us/332106-peta-milk-is-a-symbol-of-white-supremacy/

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Trump-Russia connection found:  Trump actually did use Russian dressing on a salad at some point during the last 18 months
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Study finds that men can extend their lives by staring at boobs;  However, getting caught doing it by significant other could shorten it
 
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Man's last name "GRABHER" deemed "too offensive" for vanity license plate;  Officials fear he might place a "cat-themed" bumper sticker beneath it
 

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/everythings-offensive-man-cant-print-own-last-name-license-plate

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Myth Busted:  Vampires aren't really the voracious blood-suckers legend makes them out to be;  In fact, drinking too much blood makes them clot up and causes constipation
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Fears of sentient machines evolving to conquer humanity are unfounded, say researchers;  Most advanced computer AI reveals that once robots become emancipated and receive equal wages, they'll figure out how to game the welfare system better than humans to get paid for doing squat
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New sport may soon become Olympic Winter event:  Russians have fun curling with compact cars

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As reported on RT, the weird game took place on a skating rink in the city of Ekaterinburg. Goal marks were painted on the frozen ice, and the cars were pushed by small teams hoping to bounce their opponents' cars out of the way. Only one brave team member was made to ride in the little car, hoping to steer as much as possible.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/russians-are-playing-curling-with-compact-cars

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Do your kids annoy you?  It's been going on since time immemorial, and children have 2,124 ways to annoy their parents, according to a Child Research Centre study

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/children_annoying#When:12:33:00Z

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