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Vegans deciding to cut the "middleman" out of their diet;  Instead of eating fruits & vegetables, they are only going to eat the dirt that plants grow in
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 5:43am
Teach your grandchildren to swim, say Climate Change experts;  Sciencey predictors claim that most of the planet will be flooded by rising seas before 2100
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"Put your coat on, it's cold outside!";  Study finds that most people will take the advice of a nagging weather app over that of their own mother
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 5:58am
Greasy cheez snacks being recalled due to possible contamination;  "Somehow real cheese got added to the ingredients"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Nov 2019 at 6:02am
It's almost the season to winterize your vehicles;  "Hairy Truck Nuts" also make great holiday gifts!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Nov 2019 at 6:03am
Old-school technology wins again:  Amish driverless-wagon "Uber"-like service outperforming AI-controlled cars;  "The horses are pretty smart, they know just where to go, and don't get lost"
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Canadian study confirms that women like crazy;  However, physical attractiveness is still the deciding factor, so not much help for ugly men


https://www.foxla.com/news/men-with-psychopathic-traits-are-more-attractive-to-women-study-suggests
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Nov 2019 at 4:15am
Highway fatalities up this Halloween;  Surprising numbers of werewolves were killed by cars compared to last year
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Latest Medical Research News:  Cheese that smells like feet is good for you;  However, if your feet smell like cheese, see a doctor immediately
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Abu Bakr al-Baghdad dies after being eaten by a horde of pregnant camel spiders;  Nobody gives a f*** over his demise, life is better for everyone now
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Anti-gun activists freaking out over original The Wizard of Oz movie;  Hystrionics erupt after they noticed that the Scarecrow was armed with an "assault revolver", and that "Toto could have gotten ahold of it and committed suicide!"
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Turkey for Thanksgiving this year?  No!  Many having deep-fried ostrich instead;  One bird can feed an entire neighborhood, gourmet foodies say
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Oct 2019 at 5:42am
Feeling tired when you wake up?  You may be "pretzeling";  Researchers find that most sleeping people can twist and contort themselves in ways they couldn't attempt even while awake
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Yesterday was National Period Day.  Organizers hoped you used them properly. And often. Like this.
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Alligators being genetically modified to grow fur to cheaply clothe the homeless;  Breeding populations to be released into the Great Lakes in a few years


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Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter to merge into world's largest media corporation;  Name of new venture to be YouTwitFace;  Millions ready to sign up
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Oct 2019 at 6:05am
Governments discovering why their 'gun buyback' programs are such dismal failures:  Most people don't buy their guns from the government
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Oct 2019 at 5:54am
Cars catching fire after rats and other pests chow down on electrical systems;  Newer cars' wiring insulation being made from 'environmentally friendly' soybean-based materials

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Oct 2019 at 6:04am
Northern California begins "unprecedented" planned rolling blackouts to reduce risk of wildfires;  Claims it's better for the tree frogs, or something;  Residents starting to collect firewood to keep warm for the winter



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NBA opens yap about Hong Kong, gets pulled off air in China;  NBA games to be replaced by patriotic Chinese Glorious People's Communist Party Ping-Pong Tournament championships
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Guinea pig flavored ice cream a big hit in Ecuador;  The included fur acts as insulation & keeps it cold, too


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Financial experts agree:  Depending on your LEGO brick collection to pay for your retirement "is a really bad investment";  "Unless they are made of gold or silver metals; We recommend you stay away from plastic"
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Cities starting to implement Reverse Political Correctness:  Women's restrooms to now include men's urinals;  Proponents ask "How will they (women) know if it works if they don't use them?"
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Caribbean cruise ship barely makes port before sinking after toilets overflow;  Nobody injured, but cruise line will refund cost of cruise and reimburse everybody for new shoes
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Political Groundhog Day:  Hillary Clinton pokes head out, muses about running for Democrat nomination;  "None of these others seems to have a real chance"
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