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    Posted: 22 Sep 2020 at 5:20am
Gourmet cooks warned not to plan on having paprika turkey this Thanksgiving;  Chinese snapping up world's supply of spice for some reason

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2020/09/so_what_happened_to_all_the_missing_paprika_on_the_store_shelves.html
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Unwashed street bum sneaks into 72nd Annual Emmy Awards, hosts show before anybody notices;  Jimmy Kimmel found tied up in closet, crying and moaning "His jokes were so much better than mine!"
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Touted summer blockbuster The Net, or Unite, or some other forgettable name, flops, and bad;  Movie theatre owners left wondering why they bothered reopening for it, also stuck with tons of stale popcorn
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Sep 2020 at 6:19am
Would you like a nice glass of Jalapeno Noir to go with your chalupa? Taco Bell to compete with 'two buck chuck' by selling it's own wine brand; Street winos seen pushing their shopping carts to the drive-through window


https://uproxx.com/life/where-to-buy-taco-bell-jalapeno-noir-wine/
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Sep 2020 at 4:40am
Survey finds that people don't like being told by a doctor that their upcoming medical procedure has a 10% mortality rate;  However, if told they have a 90% chance of survival, they are very happy
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Illegal gender-reveal party in Toronto results in massive shootout;  Witnesses say rival groups were firing at each other from two or more cars as people were leaving the party; Hatfields & McCoys deny involvement


https://thepostmillennial.com/over-80-gunshots-fired-at-etobicoke-gender-reveal-party-shootout
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Box office success for sucky award winning movies no longer a factor;  Cinematic art & talent told to conform to Affirmative Action if they want a chance to win an Oscar


https://variety.com/2020/film/news/oscars-inclusion-standards-best-picture-diversity-1234762727/
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The "Empty Nest" may soon be a thing of the past;  Parents just can't seem to get their offspring to move out of the house, but experts say to have loud & wild sex to make them too uncomfortable to stay

https://www.dailywire.com/news/number-of-young-adults-living-with-their-parents-highest-on-record
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Cockroaches:  The next meat substitute?  Proponents say they can be processed into any food, even your steak can still be crunchy



Obviously these enviro wackos have never eaten real food, at least not in a long time... 
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Protesters hang blow dryers and curlers on tree outside of Nancy Pelosi's home;  Nobody seriously considering them to represent "nooses"

https://californiaglobe.com/section-2/protesters-hang-blow-dryers-on-tree-outside-nancy-pelosis-home/
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Busted: Nancy Pelosi caught on security camera illegally going to a closed hair salon during virus lockdown;  Claims "Bitch set me up!"; May have trouble finding a new hairdresser after this
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1960's History You Never Knew About:  The Nippies;  The all but forgotten Nude Hippies only lived in warm climates, and were infamous for their bug-catching naked motorcycle rides
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TikTok soaring in popularity with those of shorter attention spans than Twitter users (they don't have to read) and even shorter memory;  Constant barrage of bad puns and duets drives off most normal people after a few days, say social media experts
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Survey finds that people only join mostly boring Zoom meetings in hopes of seeing some chance drama;  Here's an example of what they sometimes find:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8669433/Government-boss-caught-having-SEX-secretary-accidentally-joining-Zoom-meeting.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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Have strange things you didn't order been showing up at your door, like My Little Pony bath soaps or underage Thai hookers?  Amazon's Alexa may be ordering stuff for you it heard you talking about in your sleep
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Scientists map giant squid genome, investigating ways to clone them;  Calamari enthusiasts rejoice


https://www.outerplaces.com/science/item/19535-giant-squid-genome
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Periods at end of sentences seen as "a microaggression" by young people;  "Grow up," say the adults. "Emoticons are not proper punctuation."

https://www.msn.com/en-nz/lifestyle/smart-living/full-stops-intimidating-to-young-people-linguists/ar-BB18kc4d?pfr=1
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Survey finds that sex on the beach is just as popular as ever;  However, despite large blankets, sand is still the ultimate mood killer
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America's Got Talent ratings stomped all networks' combined coverage of DNC convention;  Usually loyal audiences of sleep-inducing NPR & PBS shut off their radios & TV's so as to "not induce nightmares"
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Donald Trump predicted to mess with postal service to block vote-by-mail in nefarious scheme to get re-elected;  Voting in person is best way to prevent that, say experts
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

EPA drone mapping Lake Michigan shoreline taken out by bald eagle;  Eagle-watchers said the bird "just beat the crap out of the drone"
 
I've had flocks of very piddled-off birds attack my drone on a number of occasions, but I've not had a large bird like an eagle attack my drone. Shocked

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EPA drone mapping Lake Michigan shoreline taken out by bald eagle;  Eagle-watchers said the bird "just beat the crap out of the drone"

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2020/08/15/bald-eagle-bests-michigan-epa-drone-in-epic-battle-of-the-titans-n796375
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Religions around the world have noticed an increase in demonic activity, warn not to use Ouija boards;  "Nobody will stop you, but... it's your funeral"
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Breaking News! Statues starting to fight back against vandals!

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