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♪ Bloody Asshole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL ♪
Stepping in Bug Doody Leif Ericsson Day IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences} ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOILET READY. It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature Be My Musical Idiot Practise Makes Imperfect Drowning in the Gene Pool Weed Whack-Off Madman at the Wheel Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours 555 Days of F.L.A.R.G. Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve Go To Heli!!! Bathtub Beer Loser Boomerang Flat Bowling Pins Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing Urinous Confetti Flat Tyre Beer Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Faggot! ♪ Giving the Dog a Spanken!!! ♪ Toothy TV Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights Ektachrome Defecation Click on the Megaphone Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid Time Captains Super C-Straps Super C-Sections Liking this Chud www.crockerofshit.wand Going to Glove World to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Coward"} Neptune's Trousers! Seeing the Dentatron That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments Money Talks, Bullshit Walks Overactive Apocrine Glands Underactive Eccrine Glands Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {sp. intentional} Unflushed Urinator Unstruck Match "Fuck" is Not a Toliet Word...NOT!!! Unfinished Demo It's a BAD Word!!! Dingleberry Soup Shit on a Stick Shit on a Twirly Stick Finger Eating Good™ Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were FAGGOTS!!! The Ass Doilies {toliet seat covers} Ruining your Evening Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs Cockroaches that Stomp Back! Fishy Animal Control Officers ♪ The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shit! ♪ Like Mould on a Shower Curtain Thudocity Not a Piñata, a PiNOTa! You Broke my Toy(let)
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Posted: 21 Mar 2019 at 2:15pm |
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Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!!
So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It When Worlds Collide Going Past the Gates of Grethor Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties Digi Modify!!! You Bent my Spatula That's Totally Unfair! NINEHOURRRRRRS!!! Phear the Krabby Patty! ?ILLEGAL DEFECATION ERROR IN 53248 READY. Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine Strawberry Lumps The Perspiration Jump My Lil' Enemabag Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional} Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!! Stomping on Dirty Douchebags They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Reclamation of Broken Toliets Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons Give Me those Soil Reclamators! Charlie Wilson's Peace Is a Nub like a Crapweasel? ♪ O Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star ♪ ♪ Piss You What's that Horrible Smell?!? ♪ Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toliet Pipes Rhymes with "Mould Mereal" Dry Cleaning our Uvulas Uranium Micturition Disinfecting our Eyeballs Molten Pistachio Ice Cream What's Wrong with my Poo? Shame On You!!! ♪ Pray...For...Hell ♪ Assume the Fecal Position What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional} Yes, we have no cow piss {milk} The Stinking Gun Autourination Financial ♪ T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!! ♪ {sp. intentional} {sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle} Cigerette Lighter Chopper Battery Poop Capacitance Destructor Spring is a Rusty Time! |
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Posted: 20 Mar 2019 at 1:39pm |
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Halogen Drill Bit
What's Wrong with the Vinculum? Screaming Coffee Stane The Gould are Stupid Dumb Bungholes! Steam with Grease Particles The Shampoo Killer Stepping in Rusty Razor Blades Swimming in Busted Glass for a Dollar Bill I Hate Sushi!!! Puking in the Bushes ♪ You're an Asshole Yesterday! ♪ ♪ You're an Asshole Tonight! ♪ I Need Rollios for my Bunghole!!! The Noo-Noo Economy ♪ So Fun to Plunge, Vacuum, Crunch! ♪ Nickelodeon KCA 2063 Shockwave Concrete Truck Giving Away a Crane Push Me, Pull You! Getting a Lesson in the Hard Stuff 18-Wheeler Micturition Getting a Twerpectomy Mad Max at Urine Dome Making a Boom Boom in your Depends ?UNCONTROLLABLE ENURESIS ERROR IN 40959 READY. Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before! Suitcase Perspiration Being Sceptical about Sceptics Species 5618 Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toliet Muscle!!! N0rm41 H!ghL0w Paree, the City of Dark Disorder in the Court! Gas Oven Defecation The Monkey Starship Fund The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind Opening the Bicycle Window The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet Luminous Spandex Pants {from a Raven song} Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate This Creature has an Exoskeleton Blasting a Dookey for Science {"dookey" is a slang term for feces or shit} STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator! Invisible Guillotine The Paper Swords Cut Off my Armpiece One Must Live Wild Combine Odours for So Many Years Now Two is Reduced to One When Your Clock is Up Leper Christ Embouchure of the Cistern {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} He's a Dillweed! It's the End of the World as We Know It! Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug Squeaky Creatures {living sanitary napkins?} with Wings Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn Boiling a Pot of Ketchup A Toliet Roll in Liquid Neon I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Dyeing Fragglz {note sp.} Electronic Skunk Cookie I See the IC Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern Eat Spatula and Die!!! |
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Posted: 17 Mar 2019 at 11:59am |
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Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Are You Ready Baby Fags? You Blasted Barnaclehead!!! Hurthouse 884 The Robot has been Neutralised Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators Nightmare Ride How'd You Get so Crazy? We're Going to Die Full of Pee I Seen it on the Tee Vee No One Would Believe Me Enuresis Cursor Dynamite Camel Hockey Puck Perspiration Come Right Back with More! Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur How It's Destroyed! ♪ I Fed the Garbear...But I Did Not Feed the Squeaky Rat! ♪ {sung to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff"} The Blue Toliet Deodouriser Cakes Yucky Wet Foot Puddles Big Macs for Acid Reflux Urine On, Urine Paper Wasp! Chinchilla Answering Machine You're Calling me a Fruit? The Borg...Party Poopers of the Galaxy Airplane Lavatory Micturition It's My Money, and I'll Never Need It! Backsassing Bed Turn Off the Door and Lock the Light Subroutines are Brie {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run, Run, Run!!! I Am Sinifag!!! {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run Hero!!!! {spoken in a deep, evil male voice} I Hunger, Hero!!! Mariposa...The Butterfly Faggots!!! Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Late-March {Phew!!! Was that a long band name or what?} ♪ We All Live in a Yellow Subroutine ♪ {sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"} The Easter Rabbit is So So Queer, You can Hear it while you Steer Targ Manure!!! Camel Urine? Tisk, Tisk! Baconator Sounds like Urinator An Environmental Seal has been Compromised! Gary, Shame on You! Ballad of Marshall Douchebag This Lesson is Terminated Almost like we Knew what we were Doing! Range Hood Insemination Production has Ended Pothead Scotthead Urinal Fizz That Krackor Roxorz! {sp. intentional} Toliet Pipe Defecator 165 Watt Gas Motor Talaxian Maturation Compartment The Krenim are Bungholes! Who Pissed in the Shampee? |
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Posted: 16 Mar 2019 at 8:56pm |
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Flushing the Shampoo
Horton Hears a Douchebag Pissing into a Mailbox Alascum Sadness is a Cold, Dead Kitten Piss Off, Piss Damselfly It's All Fun & Games until Somebody Loses a Wiener Hudson Horstachio is a Piddle Wingless Hymenoptera Kalifornication Pissing your Pants to Study Incontinence You're a Stinky Stinky Sea Star ♪ My Little Blue Whale! ♪ My Little Blue Whale! ♪ {sung to the "My Little Pony" jingle} That Urinal is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your Baleen Uranating into a Beer Bong {sp. intentional} {robotic computer voice} He Has Crabs on his Balls & Penis {robotic computer voice} He Eats the Crabs on his Balls & Penis ♪ Talking About the Pissinary Tract...Is Something We Should All Do with Tact ♪ Fish Paste!!! Urine Mailbox Fecal Oven The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Wastoids Are Mermaids Lezzies? Reeling In a Sea Turtle That Toliet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Son of a Diddly!!! Ehhh Doodlebugs!!! Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool! The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation To Err is Human; To Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer The Power's Out so the Shitbowl Won't Flush?!? Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free? Spiriva is Deadly Shit!!! Taking a Bath...of Evil Alaskan Bull Worm Bottom Line Leave Me the Fuck Alone! Gimme All Your H8ing!!! Well, La De Fucking Da! Max & Ruby Fuck Like Rabbits? This is Not a Test of the EBS |
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Posted: 15 Mar 2019 at 1:03pm |
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Clean that Mop Handle!
Mop that Clean Handle! sKOOP aWAI THATT kAT lITTRE {al werdz intenshonely mispelt; capitalisation intentional} Roll that Die!!! Kids Bop 2,458,770 Year of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Crash Expert Dumbies Rubber Barrier The Used Douchenemas Spurred by a Broken Laugh Box Urinal Sysop Slow Week Looking for Hate in All the Wrong Places! Throwing TV Sets at Cars Spittle Detective Looking for more Baby Poop? Windshield Wipers of Destitution Give That Canadian an Enema! The Devil may Not Care Look at that Car Crash! That Bicycler has Great Embouchure! {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Chrysalids of Cockroaches Amazing Technique Blasts Phat BIG SCARY LASER DO NOT LOOK INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo will Kill You! Violet Diode Lasers of Profit Pictures of Broken Toliets Master of the Incandescent Light Bulbs Fabulous Embouchure for Bass Guitarists {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Vacuum Up the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Graveyard Shift of H8RED! Recycling Toliet Paper in the Dishwasher I Think Someone Needs an Enema Stubbing your Toe for Science Using the Wastepaperbasket as a Uranater {sp. intentional} Bowling for Kotzebue Taking a Dump in the Marinator Cars of Jesus Golfing for Nome A-koo-chee-moya...We are Far from the Penile Implants of our Ancestors Vaigra is Not Dick Medication {note sp.} Get Out of Here You Stupid Dumb Animal!!! Getting a Charley Horse for Medical Reasons Committing Aggravated Violent Thought Clips to the Wasteband Mouldy Urine in a Cup Taking a Bath in the Marinal Chamber Incendiaryinsect {"firbug"} Cherries Don't Grow from Cisterns Squidward with a Lampshade on his Head {imitating Bart Simpson} Yaaaayyy!!! Garbage Angels!!! Using the Marinal Chamber as a Toliet Money Doesn't Grow Under Mattresses Garbageinsect {"litterbug"} A-koo-chee-moya...We are Shockingly Close to the Boners of our Grandfathers Squidward's a Faggot Used Beetle Grubs (Larvae) in your Favourite Chair Something's Rotten in {insert country of choise here} Used Dog Pee on the Sidewalk O TARTAR SAUCE!!! I Tripped Over a Toliet Pipe!!! There are Anacondas in our Pants! Axe Us About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk! Milking those Squeaky Mouses! Polly Wants a High Colonic!!! The Hirogen are Enemabags Receiving a "Dear Toliet" Letter Look at the Puppy...Isn't He Cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting} O BARNACLES!!! The Sink's Clogged! Squidward So So Loves those Gays...You can Hear him While He Plays {he plays the clarinet; rather badly though} Brats Unfashion Undesigner {"brats" intentionally spelled correctly} Barium Enema Baby Fag!!! Tu Thuh Slotterhaus {al werdz intenshonely mispelt} Logan (from Zoey 101) Looks like a FAGGOT! There's the Garbear!!! Toliet {intenshonely mispelt} Tiolet {intenshonely mispelt} Terlet Tolet {intenshonely mispelt} Toilet {intententionally spelled correctly} This Urinal Earth But We Sang the F.U.N. Song! The Killing Game Destroying a Piano The Violin's Flooded "Siggeret" Lighter/Flashlight/Dildo Combination Designer Underware Bag of Cat Turds Pissing Plastic Dogs Pikachu Looks like a Homo The Play Dough Octopus is So So Gay, You can Smell it While you Spay! Infantile Geritol Teepz |
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Posted: 12 Mar 2019 at 12:55pm |
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Timy Kant Shredd {sp. intentional}
The Bungsnoidial Wastoids The Lindblad Explorers Crusty the Clown {all words intentionally spelled correctly} Lighting a Firecracker with a Mowhawked-Teen {a punk} Jacob Marley can Vaccum My Inseminator! {suck my dick} Lighting a Zippo Under the Sprinkler I Call Rifle! Kurmet the Toad Squeezing the Uranation out of a Plastic Dog {sp. intentional} How It's Broken ?UNDEF'D WHALE URINE ERROR IN 63122 READY. ♪ C-O-S-T-L-Y That's Supposed to spell Free, Debit Report Dot Com Bay-Bee! ♪ Offer Enrolls with Applyment in Triple Disadvantage Vending Machine that Dispenses Used Douches ♪ There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, High Ho the Stereo there's Pee-Pee in the Bag! ♪ Pile of Used Feces Behind the Garbage Can Salamander, the Black Gear Control Spire of H8red And the Antelope Fell Into a Volcano Noses Floating in the Toliet Bowl Destroying a Water Heater with an Aluminum Baseball Bat Hot Water Cooler Excellent Embouchure for Drummers {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Mouse Ambush Clock! You Might Poof your Pants Toucan Sam for President "Spectrum" is a Holographic Accordion ?UNDEF'D URANATION ERROR IN 8192 {sp. intentional} READY. |
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Posted: 10 Mar 2019 at 9:09pm |
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Leaking Bin Liners
What's Wrong with this Cantaloupe? That Man is a PWPOSMF Flushing the Wastepaperbasket! Give that Amish some Escargot Tomato with a Chef's Hat Uranation Medication Turnip Blood Donation Lettuce Clogging Up a Toliet Cucumber Wielding a Machete Tempus Fugit Feeling like a Total Barnaclehead Carbide Skunk Eating Used Poop off the Floor Is Yesterday Pronounced "Toozday" or "Tyoozday"? Dragonfly Adhesive Wipes Breaking your Laugh Box The Walls are Squeaky Ferrule Insemination Shiver me Timbers! Queensferd Charcoal Darker Pentapus on a Hot Neutronium Roof Tamp(on) it Home Get on the Blunderbuss A Busted Can {the toliet muscle, not a cylindrical metal dog food container} Urine in the Spaghetti Sauce Going Off Half-Cocked {spoken like Rod & Tod Flanders on The Simpsons} YAYYY!!! Imagination Yom Kippur!!! Dog Poo Skid Marks on the Rug The Waste Band Stride Gum Doesn't Last Long Enuff {sp. intentional} Clarinet Solo!!! It's a Shitty Day for Honey Diving! Saxons of the Firing Line Tuba Solo Electric Cat Urine Orchestra Pit 77 Tromboners Urine Cherry Gogert's Tame Ride It's a Great Day for Dumpster Diving at Music-Vend! Drum Sextuplet Diving for Pearls in the Toliet Gorfian Robots Attack Attack!!! Growing Mould in the Coffeepot Heck Patrol Sonic Infant Boom Don't Kick Over the Toliet Bowl! There's a Plastic Cat Toliet in front of the Shitbowl |
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Posted: 09 Mar 2019 at 4:04am |
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I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole
Using the "N" Word in February Faggot Cat Styrofoam Crossbow Toliet Lottery Hooplah Running with Rusty Scissors ♪ Oooooooo! Who lives in a toliet tank with an urchin? ♪ Exposing Yourself to Gamma Radiation May Your Life Bring You the Peace You Never Found in Death Forks for Cereal Chemtrails Cause Irregular Bladder Syndrome There's a Fungus Among Us "Perspiration is a Brown, Gooey Substance" {a friend of mine told me this while we were in the 6th grade} The Papasans are Squeaky ♪ Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea? SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ ♪ Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee? SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Teaspoons for Spaghetti You put the "I" in "Fungi" Fastgo...on the Yasgos!!! Putting a Cup of Pop in a Pneumactic Bank Tube ♪ Nationnarrow is Not on your Side ♪ Barfing Up a Fece Used Pee Stuck Under the Desk Why is the Sky Black? Lizard Pee Shooting a Urinal...Boy was he Pissed! Mermade Boy & Barnacle Man Pee On, Pee Cockroach!!! Employee of the Microsecond Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Earphones {sp. intentional} Asbestos in Obstetrics I Want it to Stand Up to Fingerprints, Smudges...and Urinals Say Hello to my Little Enema As Valuable as Used French Fry Grease Inappropriate Uranation {sp. intentional} Guzzling Icebreakers Sours ♪ Stay Next To...Captain Howdy! ♪ Voluntary Uranation {sp. intentional} Drinking Used Douches out of the Urinal Spraying Armpit Deodouriser on your Testicles Banging your Head against a Wall for Science Whirlm Without a Dream Curiosity Salted the Snail Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Fingerprints on Mayonnaise Choking on a Fece Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Raiding their Diaper Pale What the Barnacles?!? ♪ We're the Flowers in the Dustbin ♪ Now That's just Pussywhipped!!! |
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Posted: 06 Mar 2019 at 1:52pm |
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Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat Security Level 0 ♪ He's Got a Plastic Peebag! ♪ New Seattle Neiu Amsterdarn Toliet of Destitutiuon Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt} Terra Destroyer!!! Positron Laser!!! Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT! House Micturition Paper Toliets Down Sink Drains Urinal Abuse The Stove is Sparking Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium What's Wrong with my Pancreas? I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole! You will Give me...All Your Caca! A Fugly Bedroom Group! The Cocksuckers!!! Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit Staircase Micturition O Barnacles!!! Spiral Escalator Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {sp. intentional} Elevator Mosaic DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole Cosmo is a Fairy Baby? {spoken like Beavis} Yeah Yeah Yeah THTOMP ON IT!!! The Baby Fags As Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill As Straight as a Broken Arrow KIK UH PHUCKING PORSELEN WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAL!!! {seen on an electronic billboard - al werdz wer intenshonely mispelt ohn itt} Breaking Light Bulbs While They're Burning! Crabby Patties Changing the Garbage What's Wrong with the Dark Bulbs? It's Not Shampee!!! Let's Brew some Crappy Oranj Krush {intentionally misspelled} Plenty Pack {intentionally spelled correctly} Continuing Month Pack {intentionally spelled correctly} Awwww Tartar Sauce!!! Rhymes with Orange ♪ All you Need is Loves! ♪ Just Hose me Down!!! Watering the Fire Crocker of Shit {"Denzel Crocker": the bungsnoidial teacher from The Fairly Oddparents} Unfoster Your Immune System As Valuable as a Used Enema Getting into the Army is as Easy as 3.14159... Another Dusheebag! {sp. intentional} Picture Perfect...NOT!!! Broken Milk Bone Unnabel tu Uzze uh Dickshenerry cuz Eiy Kant Spel {all words intentionally misspelled} {sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} ♪ I've Been Sittin' on the Toiiiiii-let! ♪ ♪ Rental Car Smells like Dick!!! ♪ Chucky Dick-Cheese's...Where a Child Can't be a Child!!! ♪ Seagulls Bursting after Eating Alka-Seltzer Nick at Night {the word "night" intentionally spelled correctly} Cat in a Rectangular Six Foot Hole Showing Up 20µS (microseconds) Late Smoking Crack in the Boy's Room Smoking Grass in the Girl's Room Upright Movie Seats Window Cornholers Stewardess Micturition Shooting Up in the Unisex Bathroom Being a "Ho" in the Neighbour's Garden Sheep-Tipping is Toxic Not Your Average Walrus He Went to Jagoffs! The Fairly EvenParents We'll Sign for you Candles Trebuchet Hurling Old Toliet Bowls The Average Joes Nutcrackers for Oranges Wet-Mop that Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator The Asshole Skateboarders |
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Posted: 04 Mar 2019 at 9:41pm |
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A Neighbour with some Paper
Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!! Blasting the Pants Cannon (Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional} ♪ Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toliet Inside the Abyss? ♪ ♪ Who's Highly Toxic and Soaked with Worm Piss? ♪ Smelly Hairy Peebag ♪ San Wakeen Valley Urinator! ♪ Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!! Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot? Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees ♪ Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus? ♪ ♪ Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus! ♪ Garbear {pronounced "GAIR'bare" like "care bear"} Garbear {pronounced "GAR'bare" like "tar bear"} There's Coffee in that Nebula Dragonfly Envenomation Cornholedog NatureDoesn'tWorks Crop of Sugar Coke Lactic Acid is KOOL!!! Maturation Chamber for the 6th Century Rat Scratch Fever These Shotglasses Don't Work What's Wrong with My Poo? Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol Beaver Snatch Rhino Clit Urea Milkshake Grendyl isn't a Monster ♪ Take Drugs! ♪ ♪ Smoke Pot! ♪ Heads Mounted on Spears Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter Pills in the Toliet A Man Who Ate Stones ♪ High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go! ♪ Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern A Stone that Ate Men Cello Solo! Tainted Nonessentials Lead Balloons that Fly? Fire in the Bunghole! Sawing Off his Sack Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee This Owl is Defective Eagle Sextupet There's a Product called 'Nads'? Joes vs. Joes Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!! Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!! ♪ Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea? ♪ Pissblanket Guano? Tisk Tisk! Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes The Gospel According to Toliet Clean Jobs A****e C****a is Kinda Cute But A****e C****a Sucks Ass!!! It's Raining It's Pouring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!! Getting Straight Fs ♪ Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway! ♪ Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!! Zoe 202 Is Dale Voltz a Faggot? Earning a D- Average in Jr. High The KOPO Dog Sucks Toliet Muscle! Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade Drink Used Radiator Fluid Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame Running Over Raccoon Doody The Box of Enuresis The Little Doheny! Squidward Tennis Balls Fis Yo Gree WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!! Cheese Made from Leggos Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can) Who the Phuck is Libbey? Computer Monitor Sweat Spilling Urine on your Keyboard Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day! Setting Fire to Smudge Pots |
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Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 10:00pm |
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Super Duper Huey
Having a Vowel Movement It's the Meeeeeers! Crystal (Meth) Castles Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo! Screwitol Fudgeitol Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant Peeing Out Consonants Warp Core Breach Not in Progress Time to be a Hero Doctor! Who Busted the Toliet?!? Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toliet tank} Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah Gay Pride of Lions Octagonal Festival Taking a Dumpster Wild & Out-of-Control Infants Crying on My Stage Triangular Rats There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee ♪ Who's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!! ♪ Our Songs are all Earworms You Got a Cash Mayday! Food Fight Quest Urine Cabbage Money Taxi Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.} Greenteeth® Earphones ♪ Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Peckerrrrrr! ♪ Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional} I'd Like to Buy a Bowel Buxten Disorganiser Cellular Telephone Discharge Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional} Jellyfish Feces It's All Urine, Pee-Pee! A Regular Handbag can get Kyped Snails that Sweat Porno for Sperm Whales Decibal Police Used Breast Hitting the Pope in the Balls with a Baseball Bat ♪ Eight Hundred Five Eight Eight Two Three Hundred Empire Tomorrow! ♪ Shooting Corks into Pigeon's Vents {bungholes} Dirty & Unclear Bird Poop Hooplah The Rain is Crying Get $10.00 of Unaffordable Coverage Radioactive Waste of Bungwipe Lose,Lose, LOSE!!! SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder Create Learning that Sucks Refund Disposition Loan Peeing in Plastic Cups Heating Used Douches in the Microwave Custodian in a Bottle Waste of Paper Toliets Broken Mop Handles for Janitors What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!! Smoke Weed...It's Good for You This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee Punish the Vacuum Cleaner What's Burning?!? Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns Spanking the Giraffe Popping Zits in your Pissbladder Playing the Nose Flute Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels Cheese in the Garbage Disposal Daniel Jackson is a Faggot Reads like Science Fiction Automatic Poop Throwing Machine SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again Wheel...Of...Torture! Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles The Issue with the Tissue The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut
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Posted: 01 Mar 2019 at 6:05am |
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Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur
Bird Fork Cub Poop Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly ♪ Sitting on the Toliet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... ♪ {sp. intentional} Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!! Lizard Slotted Spoonhead Leaking Fishtank Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program} Golf is for Faggets! The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair Break Up those Boxes Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag! Botched Colostomy Bag Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them} {spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often! Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.} Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner ♪ I Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmm ♪ Swauv Shampee is for Wussies Performing Bad Magic Offstage Yankee Leg Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.} ♪ Wrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Night ♪ ♪ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! ♪ Caffienation Deactivation A Hair on the Toliet Seat Sally's Boot Camp Survivors Makes You go Poo-Poo Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.} Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag! Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}! Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'} ♪ Christmas Comes just Once This Year ♪ The Bungknockers Public Restroom Puddle Stargate SG-2,458,770 ♪ Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!! ♪ Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!! Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS! Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow! Aircraft Bumblebee Ninja Micturition Carpet Rat {male singing} ♪ I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy ♪ Fighting Futons N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin) Mythconfirmers Violence Metal The Pack isn't Back Smash Bulbz! Screaming Against Vengeance Feel the Slotted Spoon The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx Kelp Eat Abaloney Punch Buggy Peeing on the Third Rail Taking a Maternity Test for Maury Spayed Blue Whales Neutered Polar Bears Uranated Water Heater {note sp.} ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine) Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too! The Magic Intestine Pissing on an Electric Fence Dammitol Fuckitol Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag |
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Posted: 26 Feb 2019 at 12:57am |
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Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toliet dinosaur from PBS}
Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toliet dinosaur from PBS} ♪ Smoking in the Girl's Room! ♪ Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker? Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls Failing to Water the Tree The Always-Ending Story Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.} ♪ I'm Full like the Wolf ♪ Piss Christmas Shitty New Year's Eve Resume Your Disorder Aqua de Pee Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toliet We'll Make a Few Tweaks Nasty Chainsaw Accident Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane Internal Blue Alert Contributing to the Garbage Can Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin That Cow is a Lezzy! Milk in the Urinators Alien vs. Predatory Bird Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional} Skunky Gatoraide Twist-Offs Let In More Neon Orange Juice in the Stove Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills ♪ Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt! ♪ ♪ Two More Days Till Christ-mas, Sil-Ver Tree ♪ Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig! Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles Regurgitated Colon Contents Pukebag ♪ If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me ♪ Not the Vagina, the Vagina! It's Bassackward Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day AVOID SPIKES Don't Move Laterally Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode? Soap in the Drinking Fountain Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators Who Has #13 On? Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis! ♪ Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John! ♪ Cum Guzzling Guttersluts Some Bogus Pisson Some Stupid Fucker Downing a Glass of Urochrome Poo Pot Makers A Guppy Called "Wendy" Exploding Toliet My Oompa Loompa Became Damaged A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper" The Spatulas are Crying Unimatrix 2,458,770 A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs Involuntary Uranation {note sp.} Eye Kant Vacume {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt} Santa Flush I Want some Fucking Trix! Cactus Testicles Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm |
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Posted: 20 Feb 2019 at 11:55pm |
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Semisolid Dishwasher
Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card! Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt} Crab Grass Semen ♪ I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie ♪ Eating Used Syringes Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer! Toaster Micturition Can't Say "ING" Spittle Police Betraying that Pop Bottle Goiter on your Testes Box of Geriactric's Toys No More Games Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup Is William Shatner a Queer? Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim 666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Macey's Easter Parade Vicks Late-Defense Cauliflower Micturition Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional} Uncozy Sleepwear Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn Creeping Streetlights on TV Holiday Sataned Ham Dip Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F Mike Golic is Waif-Thin! Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional} Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!? Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau? Interest in Polish Culture Photons & Forcefields? Rosetta Stoner! Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese Violating Whole Grain Optical Intercourse Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair Viola Solo! Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toliets POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!! Satan's Public Hair {note sp.} Apple Flavoured Broccoli Fire Fruitarts Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers! Tampons in the Drinking Fountain What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator? My Watermelon is Squeaky ♪ Impossibilities!!! ♪ Get Him a Rusty Old Truck Edison was a Fraud! Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone? The Booger Eaters Pissing in a Teapot Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It! Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp Any Place but Here {computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!! Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake Boner of Contention ?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534 READY. |
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Posted: 18 Feb 2019 at 7:55pm |
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Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!!
Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In Gumby is Not Flexible The Daily Quadruples The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer Chandeliers are Brie ♪ Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife! ♪ Get Off my Dick, It's Sick Venomous Wristwatch {sung like Britany Spears} ♪ Oops, I Fucked Up Again! ♪ Heaven's Devils Super Glue in the Toliet Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially} Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money! Miracle Pancreas Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner Wheaties Festival Chinchilla Tightening Machine Stepping in Worm Piss Enema Douches Sonny Walkwoman There's Urine in the Washingmachine Poopy Fridge Baby Swimming after Money Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional} Ripping Your Bunghole Off Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional} Mountain Poop is Yucky! What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!? Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs! Fecal Dryer Paying the Bug Guy Happy Hyundai Days Vertizontal Shades Flashing Blinding Sunglasses The Butt Sausages Bungmonkeys Iced Penises Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground? Setting Fire to Dirty Wash Sojournen Urine Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.} Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings Hairy Pothead Carbonated Hand Mixer Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toliets Burst Garbage Bags Taking Out the Lamps Binary Cock {note sp.} Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee! Legpit Deodouriser Air Rottener Liquid Accordions Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator Semisweet Tennies The Rice is Crying Radioactive Towels Pocket Full of Semen CDs That Perspire She's Getting all Squeaky Blender Cup Infection Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets} Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional} Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant The Soap is Delicious Cistern Straw Drinking from the Urinators Slipping on Soiled Depends Bathtub Drain Squishee The Mad Tromboner And OH Gets the Square! Band Liquidators All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled} Not Time for the Unbonus Square Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toliet Bowl Inverted Studmuffins Pr0n >=< Porn |
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Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 4:51pm |
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Broken Knife
The Stinky Plastic King Heads Peckerbreath Peterhead Aural Illusions Extreme Makeunder Business Edition Optical Delusions Ninja Snake Micturition Scanning the Garbage Viva Toliet!!! Raindude Rat-a-Touie STFU Billy Mays!!! Flushing the Sink What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster? Warm Dog Candy You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee Flushing for Ketchikan The Juneau Black Sphere UFO Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Coffee Cup When Good Toliets...Go BAD!!! BLOG = Bullshit Log Bowling for Barrow P&V {Urine & Acetic Acid} Billy Mays is a Fartknocker Dad, What's a Fartknocker? Catnip for the Amish What's That Fucking Noise?!? ♪ B-B-B-Bobbleheads! ♪ ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!! ♪ {sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle} Shitting in the Sauna Left Guard Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket Worshipping Cat Urine Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves Used Tampaxes Behind the Toliet Invasion of the Stoves Giving the Dog a Boner Floody McFlood Fiery McFire Finite Spirals Woody Woodpeckerhead Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially} Bathing in Warm Camel Poddy What's With the Replicals? DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah The Jack Daniels Worm You're a Douche, You're a Douche! Crestor is Not Dick Medication! Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat The Robot has been Neutralised "The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toliet" is intentionally misspelled} The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton Iced Gasoline Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven! Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together Flammable Ice Cubes Noise from the CD Player The Porno Buttmonkeys Dangerouswatch Video Sphere The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray! I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped. The Crickets are Stinking The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together Radio Killed the Video Star Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal? It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions The Astronaut has Rotor Blades Toxic Pet Strobe Batteries are Flushable You Can Edit your Camel Urine |
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Posted: 15 Feb 2019 at 4:06am |
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Geriatric Flatulence
The Jem'Hadar are So So Cool! Cat Pee Love It's Early and Someone Busted the Stove! Superman Demolishing a Urinal Cat Turd H8red Litterbox Euthenasia The Pecker Quintet Alphabetising Our Cow Chips Hairy Mule Larvae The Analogue Owls The Thermostats are Fucking Again! The Helicopters are Weeping Who is Disturbed? Old Unimproved Swiffer Dusters The Green Cold Chili Peckers ♪ Who Let the Tarantulas Out? ♪ Phat Phree Toliet Tank {sp. intentional} The CFLs are Broken What's Wrong with the Truck? Straight as a Broken Arrow Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill Never and Never Again The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It! Dick Cup Perspiration Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion 4:20 Euthenasia of the Refrigerator The Oven is Pissing My Huge' Forgetter! {punctuation intentional} You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag' ?CONSTIPATION ERROR Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster? Anesthetise this Bitch! Turned Resistor Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi Captain Proton to the Rescue Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {pronounced "fuh-JYE'-tuhs"} Hummer Feeder The Freezer is Melting Drinking Hot Cat Potty Poor, Poor Pitiful You Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral! The Dick Cup is Crying Alex Krebeck is a Faggot! Calamity Jane is a Lezzy The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica {making loud vaccuming noises} It's a Sandstorm!!! Battery Enema The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen I'm 43 and I Love It! Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts? IR-Emitting UV Laser The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again! Doorframe Trauma Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {sp. intentional} URINE ON, URINE CICADA! Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood USB Urinator Spud Valve Santa Clause Destroying a Toliet Polly Wants an Enema! Tilex Grows Mould {shouted in golf} Sicks!!! As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can Screen Door on a Submarine Maintenance Shed Lacrimation Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer Taking the Bate ♪ You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!! ♪ Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine Tennis Ball Micturition |
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Posted: 14 Feb 2019 at 5:15pm |
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La-Z-Girl
Pubic Restroom Puddle {sp. intentional} Cups of Hot Wolf Pee We're Going Digital! Bitten by a Firefly Little Gay Pen {yes, I had one of these!} Urine-Colored Liquid in a Plastic Cup It Makes a Great Suctioning Sound Renal Failure of the Nose Vomit-Flavoured Jelly Beans Zero-Touch Can't Opener Metal Illness Bruz Cruz in the Crapper MRI of the Penus Tin Man is a Comet! Pooping Out Whole Insulaters A Thanksgiving Feast Fit for a Rat Feed the Toliets Vacuum the Monsters Playing the Throw-Up Round! ♪ On the 13th Day of Christmas My False Love Sold to Me ♪ Peeter Rooter Momentary Lapse of Destitution Should You Quit Being a Dueche? {sp. intentional} Happy Dry, Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Day!!! There are Firebugs Flying in the Weeds Over There's a Fire Truck, You Can Smell it While You Fuck The Santa Closet Centipede Enuresis Pitching a Tent in the Cesspool There's a Puffy Puff Adder, You can See it with Your Bladder Don't Tick the Titty Tat or Ticking the Titty Tat {sp. intentional} The Xindi Suck Ass!!! It's Midnight and Somebody Busted the Helicopter The Spaceman Croaked on Titan Battlesun Galaxy Rayzer Jimmy Claus Gingerbread Man Going Poo-Poo Paulie Wants to Go to a Piñata Party Too! Batman and the Homosexual Scissors Dead Rats Rotting in a Tank The Meteoroids are Gay Bole uv Bugz {sp. intentional} Alarm Clock Auditory Assault Furnace Burner Micturition Butter in the Chimney Got thee...TELEPHONE Spending Christmas Aloner with Your Tromboner Toliet Stool Pig Unpleasant Cleavage Odour Volume Vacuum Ravioli for the Dying Malomyotismon is Cool!!! Meramon is HOT HOT HOT!!! Agumon's "Pepper Breath" Makes You Sneeze Palmon's "Poison Ivy" Makes You Itch Togemon's "Needle Spray" Makes Fantastic Air Freshener Lillymon's "Flower Cannon" Makes You Piss Beehives Buttal Assault It's Not...like...Totally Tubular Man When Good Toupees...GO BAD!!! Fetal Lacrimation |
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Posted: 12 Feb 2019 at 5:33pm |
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Spreading the Disease
The Light Bulbs are Crying ♪ Three Full Weeks past Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!! ♪ Nonstinky Dirty Diapers Over There's a Dr. Pepper, You can Smell it with Your Pecker The Unoriginal Iron-Slow System What's That Scent? Eu de Dirty Diaper: Perfume for New Mothers Hot, Corrosive Baby Urine Who Pissed in the Baptismal? Epaulets of Agony Peace On Pluto Snowing on Venus The Rings of Mars Tavern on the Brown The Fag Bar Boiling a Pot of Dog Water There's a Cherub in My Peanut Butter! It's a Free for None Itty Bitty Discombobulator Urine Sysops Fergie is a Lezzy The Dog Pee Band The Cows Came Home Drinking Whammy Pee Playing Cow Pie Frisbee Why not Angeled Eggs instead of Deviled Eggs? Michael Shanks is Cute! Ring-Around-the-Toliet Douches in the Oven Spending Thanksgiving Aloner with my Boner Ringworm Destitution Washing Machine Infection Beer Flatulence Rotten Honey Behind the Couch Who Crapped in my Mr. Coffee? The Little Pink Pill...A PINK HEART!!! YEAH!!! You are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo-Poo Platter Stoner Steve Dickwhipped Viagra Teepz Warm Front of Urine The Fucktards are Squeaky What's WD-40? Vacuum Bag Explosion Toliet Clog Barbituates Stone Knives & Bearskins Phat-Phree Toliet The Typewriter's on Fire There's a Pretty Kitty Cat, You can See it with Your Phat Super Swirlee!!! The System Lords are So Kewl! The Enterprise is in Orbit Around the Planet...Tranchhhh!!! ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET READY. |
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Posted: 11 Feb 2019 at 5:57pm |
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Syrup of Puke
It's Midday and Someone Busted the Shopping Carts Chocolate-Covered Sysops Buying a Fast-Cooker Skid Marks on the Urinator Preparation-A Stops Killer Assteroids {note sp.} Preparation-C Stops Killer Comets Preparation-M Stops Killer Meteors EAROMulans If it's Mellow let it Yellow, if it's Brown Drink it Down! THE FAGGOT SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE Be Sure to Clean Under the Toliet The Cat Pissed in the Bathtub Hot Massengator brand Pre-Menstrual Nondisposable Dooshes {sp. intentional} Losing Weight on Your Waste Joe Farago (of "Iron Quick" fame) is a Puppy Dog Ingenio Fat-Loaded Pans Sneaking to the Supply Room to Throw Something Away Leper Messiah Stealing Office Supplies The Stapler is Bleeding Bloody Q-Tips on the Rug Poisonous Typewriter Billy Mays is Very Quiet!!! Vemomous Spud Valves Peeing the Bed for Allah I've Got a Secret in my Litterbox...DOG POOP!!! Who's Funeral is it Anyway? Reception Hall for Syringes Candiosity! Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower Make Me Laugh Fired from the Cannoñata Free Candiosity Test HERE -->*<-- Beer is Pisswater Mike Ockhurts So Good! Don't You Know it's Easy as 1-2-3 Don't be a Faggot now That's the Key Stinking Drunk with Power Radio Controlled Farting Washer |
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Posted: 10 Feb 2019 at 9:25pm |
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Gum Insemination
Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully! Bitten by an Armpit Viper Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC Ladybugs are Brie TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE The Nerds are Flammable Whipped-Ass Niacin If I Get Sick the Toliet is Near! {Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One" It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray Anubis is a Butthole!!! Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :( Peeing in the Punchbowl The Theraflu Ghost There's a Worse Bulb Piñator is Brie Going Bye-Bye in the Car 360° Knife Lock the Cash Box Hey, Assmunch!!! Clorel Sounds like Bleach Stop the Catbox ?ILLEGAL MASSENGILL ERROR IN 65534 Hot Gazpacho The Spittle has Crystallised Jaywalking for Jesus Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SUMMER'S EVE ERROR IN 0 Shut that Car Alarm Up As the Earth Behind You Reeks Cum Kleen B.O.Douriser Bad Dog!!! A****e C****a Bites!!! I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me (and used this pronunciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA} First Avenue Self Service Center Rat Pellet Extacy Wilted Asparagus Spears We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!! Partying in Bumfuck Egypt "Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional} Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant Sysop of Heaven Igneous Micturition Metamorphic Urination Sedimentary Potty Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal Coyotes Howling at the Sun Drinking from a Urinator Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche Barking at the Doorknob The Statue of Slavery Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That? Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine ♪ Campbells...Tomato Soup...Impossibilities!!! ♪ Who Peed in the Newspaper Machine? O no, the Cupboard is Flooded! Give That Amish a Busted Popcycle Stick Drinking Empty Bottles of Mickey's Big Mouth Penny Sysops Uncut a Tomato Unflush a Toliet Unshatter a Window Unstrike a Match |
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Posted: 10 Feb 2019 at 12:31am |
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Spittle Sysop
Shower Beasts of Burden Pepsi Boogers Coca-Cola Snot The Nanites are all Squeaky JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! Buckeyballs of Destruction Sleeping in the Same Bed Oscilloscope of H8RED Screaming Pee! Boner of Contention Work it In Who the Baby Daddy? He's a Couchwetter! Nowadays, You Gotta have Toliet Paper The Dining Table's Burning The Chairs are Soaked with Pee Fizzy Scorpions Douchy Tarantulas Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge? Diarhhea of the Faucet Fireplace Lacrimation Who's the Fat Chick? Pussyface! Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes Camel Urine Enema Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing! Waiter, My Soup is Dry Dillhole! Bungnocker Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar! Buttknocker Dickweed Fartknocker Blue Whale Snot The Onions are Crying Concentrated Camel Saddles Beowolf is Gosh Sailboat Insemination Denaturating the Kitty Cat We Be Toys The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!! Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy Octopussy is a LEZZY!!! Nonphat Stove I Gotta Drop a Stool In Need of Psychotectic Treatments You're Supposed to Pee on It! Crisper Drawer Perspiration Who Let the Rat Out? Fried Munchies Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates Drop a What? Pinch a Loaf?!? Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!! O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!! {note sp.} Stop and Change Light Bulbs Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation! Romulans are Wussies Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit Commodore Computers are #1 Let's Play Chickensplat! Marinator Micturition Ambush of the Kitty Cats 31,054,500 Smoke Bad Urine!!! Go Down the Toliet!!! Rat in the Meatloaf Business Card Paper Cut ♪ The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪ Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!! Pencil with Wings Flying Books Newspaper Feces |
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Posted: 09 Feb 2019 at 12:45am |
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Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot! He Keeps Hanging Down Bleeding Bleeding Hearts That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks Barefoot in Busted Glass It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher! Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange Evil Catterpods Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!! Butterflies are Wierd The Magic Toaster is rather Queer The Owl is Unwise Grift of the Maggie Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi Plush Tadpoles Uranated Cauliflower Teapot of Destitution Threadbare Automobile Every Ciss Ends with Cay GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992} Urinous Showerhead Roll-AIDS Spider in your Soup You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!! ♪ Dooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy Whippppp!!! ♪ ?NOT READY WHIP ERROR IN 32768 Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug! Spider Under the Table There Was Pee in My Coffee! Carbonated Gerbils Oxygenated Plutonium Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar? Super Salt Bear Oven of Destitution Bathtub Spigot Micturition I Figured Out Blue Clues!!! Venomous Rental Wheelchair Fridge Bottom Stuphing Cupboard Flatulence Partial Eclipse of the Dryer Poisonous Light Bulbs Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag Spilling Beans My Lil' Forgetter Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (Larvae) Tarantula Defecation Radiance of the Testicles Annular Eclipse of the Ass Why, Motherfucker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toliet?!? RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped Black Widows are Spectacular Med-4-Graveside Tiny Nippleless Boobs Fuck the Majik Toestor {sp. intentional} Home-4-Med Money in the Garbage Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags Drinking from the Port-O-Let Busted Scooters Burning Electrical Odour Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket The Steering Column's Flooded Milk in the Gasoline Urine Parsnip Stepping on Dead Pepsi Wrenches Eu de Armpit {pee you!!!} Eu de Toliette {Eu de WHAT?!?} Cockroach Poop in the Eggs Used Ketchup in the Lawn That Talking Cool-Aide Pitcher is So Gay! Ho, Ho, HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIITTT!!! I've been Sitting on the Toliet! Poopoo in the Urinators That Sink is Queer! Washing Machine Flatulence Busted Pencil Leaky Fountain Penile Instrument The YuleHightides Dripping Dog Water Kandiosity of Kops ?SYNTAX ERROR READY. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Formerly AngryMcPisseron Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Location: Fresno CA. Status: Offline Points: 11621 |
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The Funnel is Flooded!
Goat the Tolet {as my grandmother used to say} Puffs Minus Duresel: The Silver Top Battery Tornado Hunters are gay persons The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual! Puppy Dog Insemination Supercell Enuresis The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker Total Eclipse of the Fart Vicious Birthday Vaccuummning the Toliets {sp. intentional} The Crapweasels Venomous Carpet Bear Hibernation Enuresis Tin Can Prison The Price is Wrong Envenomated by a Tiger This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours! Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag! Brain Excersize Gym Rat Work while you Play You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long? 1-800-BAR-ALLL ♪ Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat! ♪ Why would a Dog Eat another Dog? The Princess and the Pee Playing Hooky from the Bathroom Fetal Matter in the Champagne Nonphosphor Black LEDs Fishslapped! The Rats are Adorable Pneumatic Device Writes in Blood Ink Urine on the Rocks Torx Bit Crescent Wrench Somebody Ate the Cat! A Nose in Need Deserves Toliet Paper Indeed! The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!! The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle Sofa Micturition The Urinebed Sprung a Leak! 50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!! As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!! Lab Rats that Fight Back The Corrigans Furniture Meltdown Stargate SG-047 Stuffed Crust Couches Chair Potato Downie Fabrik Hardener If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself! Credebit Card Potty Yam Cuisinart Hoars Santa down the Furnace Chimney Malomyotismon is Super!!! Togemon's a Lezzy Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer Cheeze Fud {sp. intentional} Old Beer in the Wall Another Bottle down the Hall Spaghetti and Flatulence Paper or Paper? ♪ All in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall! ♪ Blood Plasma Laser Gooey Bricks |
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