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Spanking the Giraffe
Popping Zits in your Pissbladder Playing the Nose Flute Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels Cheese in the Garbage Disposal Daniel Jackson is a Faggot Reads like Science Fiction Automatic Poop Throwing Machine SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy ♪ Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again! ♪ Wheel...Of...Torture! Dumb Stupid Douchenoozles The Issue with the Tissue The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut A Neighbour with some Paper Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!! Blasting the Pants Cannon (Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional} ♪ Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toliet Inside the Abyss? ♪ Smelly Hairy Peebag ♪ San Wakeen Valley Urinator! ♪ Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!! Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot? Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees ♪ Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus? ♪ ♪ Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus! ♪ Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"} Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"} There's Coffee in that Nebula Dragonfly Envenomation Cornholedog NatureDoesn'tWorks Crop of Sugar Coke Lactic Acid is KOOL!!! Growth Chamber for the 6th Century Rat Scratch Fever These Shotglasses Don't Work What's Wrong with My Poo? Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol Beaver Snatch Rhino Clit Urea Milkshake Grendyl isn't a Monster ♪ Take Drugs! ♪ ♪ Smoke Pot! ♪ Heads Mounted on Spears Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter Pills in the Toliet A Man Who Ate Stones ♪ High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go! ♪ Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern A Stone that Ate Men Cello Solo! Tainted Nonessentials Lead Balloons that Fly? Fire in the Bunghole! Sawing Off his Sack Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee This Owl is Defective Eagle Sextupet There's a Product called 'Nads'? Joes vs. Joes Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!! Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!! ♪ Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea? ♪ Pissblanket Guano? Tisk Tisk! Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes The Gospel According to Toliet Clean Jobs A****e C****a is Kinda Cute But A****e C****a Sucks Ass!!! ♪ It's Raining It's Pouring the Old Man is Snoring! Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down ♪ Piss You!!! Something Really Reeks!!! Getting Straight Fs ♪ Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway! ♪ Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!! Zoe 202 Is Dale Voltz a Faggot? Earning a D- Average in Jr. High The KOPO Dog Sucks Toliet Muscle! Patrick Dooley had those Big f**king Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade Drink Used Radiator Fluid Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame Running Over Raccoon Doody The Box of Enuresis The Little Doheny! Squidward Tennis Balls Fis Yo Gree WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!! Cheese Made from Leggos Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can) Who the Phuck is Libbey? Computer Monitor Sweat Spilling Urine on your Keyboard Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day! Setting Fire to Smudge Pots Potato Children {Tater Tots} There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat Security Level 0 ♪ He's Got a Plastic Peebag! ♪ New Seattle Neiu Amsterdarn Toliet of Destitutiuon Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt} Terra Destroyer!!! Positron Laser!!! Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT! House Micturition Paper Toliets Down Sink Drains Urinal Abuse The Stove is Sparking Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium What's Wrong with my Pancreas? I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole! You will Give me...All Your Caca! A Fugly Bedroom Group! The Cocksuckers!!! Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit Staircase Micturition O Barnacles!!! Spiral Escalator Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {sp. intentional} Elevator Mosaic DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole Cosmo is a Fairy Baby? |
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Posted: 15 Oct 2018 at 6:15am |
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The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx
Kelp Eat Abaloney Punch Buggy Peeing on the Third Rail Taking a Maternity Test for Maury Spayed Blue Whales Neutered Polar Bears Uranated Water Heater {note sp.} ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine) Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too! The Magic Intestine Pissing on an Electric Fence Dammitol Fuckitol Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchenoozle! Super Duper Huey Having a Vowel Movement It's the Meeeeeers! Crystal (Meth) Castles Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo! Screwitol Fudgeitol Vengeance Metal Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant Peeing Out Consonants Warp Core Breach Not in Progress Time to be a Hero Doctor! Who Busted the Toliet?!? Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toliet tank} Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah Gay Pride of Lions Octagonal Festival Taking a Dumpster Wild & Out-of-Control Infants Crying on My Stage Triangular Rats There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee ♪ Who's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!! ♪ Our Songs are all Earworms You Got a Cash Mayday! Food Fight Quest Urine Cabbage Money Taxi Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.} Greenteeth® Earphones ♪ Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Peckerrrrrr! ♪ Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional} I'd Like to Buy a Bowel Buxten Disorganiser Cellular Telephone Discharge Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional} Jellyfish Feces It's All Urine, Pee-Pee! A Regular Handbag can get Kyped Snails that Sweat Porno for Sperm Whales Decibal Police Used Breast Hitting the Pope in the Balls with a Baseball Bat ♪ Eight Hundred Five Eight Eight Two Three Hundred Empire Never! ♪ Shooting Corks into Pigeon's Vents {bungholes} Dirty & Unclear Bird Poop Hooplah The Rain is Crying Get $10.00 of Unaffordable Coverage Radioactive Waste of Bungwipe Lose,Lose, LOSE!!! SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder Create Learning that Sucks Refund Disposition Loan Peeing in Plastic Cups Heating Used Douches in the Microwave Custodian in a Bottle Waste of Paper Toliets Broken Mop Handles for Janitors What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!! Smoke Weed...It's Good for You This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee Punish the Vacuum Cleaner What's Burning?!? Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns |
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Posted: 14 Oct 2018 at 6:03pm |
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Some Bogus Pisson
Some Stupid Sucker Downing a Glass of Urochrome Poo Pot Makers A Guppy Called "Wendy" Exploding Toliet My Oompa Loompa Became Damaged A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper" The Spatulas are Crying Unimatrix 2,458,770 A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs Involuntary Uranation {note sp.} Eye Kant Vacume {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt} Santa Flush I Want some Fucking Trix! Cactus Testicles Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm Bird Fork Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly ♪ Sitting on the Toliet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... ♪ {sp. intentional} Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!! Lizard Slotted Spoonhead Leaking Fishtank Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program} Golf is for Faggets! The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair Break Up those Boxes Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag! Botched Colostomy Bag Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them} {spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often! Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.} Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner ♪ I Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmm ♪ Swauv Shampee is for Wussies Performing Bad Magic Offstage Yankee Leg Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.} ♪ Wrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Night ♪ ♪ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out! ♪ ♪ Caffienation Deactivation ♪ A Hair on the Toliet Seat Sally's Boot Camp Survivors Makes You go Poo-Poo Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.} Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag! Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}! Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'} ♪ Christmas Comes just Once This Year ♪ The Bungknockers Public Restroom Puddle Stargate SG-2,458,770 ♪ Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!! ♪ Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!! Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS! Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow! Aircraft Bumblebee Ninja Micturition Carpet Rat {male singing} ♪ I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy ♪ Fighting Futons N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin) Mythconfirmers Violence Metal The Pack isn't Back Smash Bulbz! Screaming Against Vengeance Feel the Slotted Spoon |
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Posted: 14 Oct 2018 at 6:40am |
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Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toliet dinosaur from PBS}
Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toliet dinosaur from PBS} ♪ Smoking in the Girl's Room! ♪ Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker? Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls Failing to Water the Tree The Always-Ending Story Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers {note sp.} Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.} ♪ I'm Full like the Wolf ♪ Piss Christmas Shitty New Year's Eve Resume Your Disorder Aqua de Pee Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toliet We'll Make a Few Tweaks Nasty Chainsaw Accident Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane Internal Blue Alert Contributing to the Garbage Can Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin That Cow is a Lezzy! Milk in the Urinators Alien vs. Predatory Bird Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional} Skunky Gatoraide Twist-Offs Let In More Neon Orange Juice in the Stove Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills ♪ Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt! ♪ ♪ Two More Days Till Christ-mas, Sil-Ver Tree ♪ Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig! Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles Regurgitated Colon Contents Pukebag ♪ If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me ♪ Not the Vagina, the Vagina! It's Bassackward Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day AVOID SPIKES Don't Move Laterally Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode? Soap in the Drinking Fountain Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators Who Has #13 On? Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis! Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John! Cum Guzzling Guttersluts |
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Posted: 13 Oct 2018 at 3:02am |
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Interest in Polish Culture
Photons & Forcefields? Rosetta Stoner! Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese Violating Whole Grain Optical Intercourse Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair Viola Solo! Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toliets POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!! Satan's Public Hair {note sp.} Apple Flavoured Broccoli Fire Fruitarts Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers! Tampons in the Drinking Fountain What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator? My Watermelon is Squeaky ♪ Impossibilities!!! ♪ Get Him a Rusty Old Truck Edison was a Fraud! Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone? The Booger Eaters Pissing into a Teapot Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It! Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp Any Place but Here {computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!! Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake Boner of Contention ?CAN'T URANATE ERROR IN 65534 READY. |
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Posted: 12 Oct 2018 at 2:26pm |
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The Rice is Crying Like a Knife Through Hot Butter Radioactive Towels Pocket Full of Semen CDs That Perspire She's Getting all Squeaky Blender Cup Infection Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets} Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional} Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant The Soap is Delicious Cistern Straw Drinking from the Urinators Slipping on Soiled Depends Bathtub Drain Squishee The Mad Tromboner And OH Gets the Square! Band Liquidators All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled} Not Time for the Unbonus Square Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toliet Bowl Inverted Studmuffins Pr0n >=< Porn Semisolid Dishwasher Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card! Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt} Crab Grass Semen I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie Eating Used Syringes Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer! Toaster Micturition Can't Say "ING" Spittle Police Betraying that Pop Bottle Goiter on your Testes Box of Geriactric's Toys No More Games Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup Is William Shatner a Queer? Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim 666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Macey's Easter Parade Vicks Late-Defense Cauliflower Micturition Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional} Uncozy Sleepwear Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn Creeping Streetlights on TV Holiday Sataned Ham Dip Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F Mike Golic is Waif-Thin! Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional} Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!? Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau? |
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Posted: 11 Oct 2018 at 9:13pm |
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Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned
Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula Jimmy Carter did Not Appear on Laugh-In Gumby is Not Flexible The Daily Quadruples The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer Chandeliers are Brie Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife! Get Off my Dick, It's Sick Venomous Wristwatch {sung like Britany Spears} ♪ Oops, I Fucked Up Again! ♪ Heaven's Devils Super Glue in the Toliet Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially} Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money! Miracle Pancreas Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner Wheaties Festival Chinchilla Tightening Machine Stepping in Worm Piss Enema Douches Sonny Walkwoman There's Urine in the Washingmachine Poopy Fridge Baby Swimming after Money Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional} Ripping Your Bunghole Off Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional} Mountain Poop is Yucky! What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!? Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs! Fecal Dryer Paying the Bug Guy Happy Hyundai Days Vertizontal Shades Flashing Blinding Sunglasses The Butt Sausages Bungmonkeys Iced Penises Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground? Setting Fire to Dirty Wash Sojournen Urine Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.} Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings Hairy Pothead Carbonated Hand Mixer Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toliets Burst Garbage Bags Taking Out the Lamps Binary Cock {note sp.} Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee! Legpit Deodouriser Air Rottener Liquid Accordions Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator Semisweet Tennies |
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Posted: 08 Oct 2018 at 4:44am |
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P&V {Urine & Acetic Acid}
Billy Mays is a Fartknocker Dad, What's a Fartknocker? Catnip for the Amish What's That Fucking Noise?!? ♪ B-B-B-Bobbleheads! ♪ ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!! ♪ {sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle} Shitting in the Sauna Left Guard Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket Worshipping Cat Urine Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves Used Tampaxes Behind the Toliet Invasion of the Stoves Giving the Dog a Boner Floody McFlood Fiery McFire Finite Spirals Woody Woodpeckerhead Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially} Bathing in Warm Camel Poddy What's With the Replicals? DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah The Jack Daniels Worm You're a Douche, You're a Douche! Crestor is Not Dick Medication! Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat The Robot has been Neutralised "The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled} The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton Iced Gasoline Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven! Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together Flammable Ice Cubes Noise from the CD Player The Porno Buttmonkeys Dangerouswatch Video Sphere The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray! I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped. The Crickets are Stinking The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together Radio Killed the Video Star Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal? It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions The Astronaut has Rotor Blades Toxic Pet Strobe Batteries are Flushable You Can Edit your Camel Urine Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!! |
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Posted: 06 Oct 2018 at 4:06pm |
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The Dick Cup is Crying
Alex Krebeck is a Faggot! Calamity Jane is a Lezzy The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica {making loud vaccuming noises} It's a Sandstorm!!! Battery Enema The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen I'm 43 and I Love It! Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts? IR-Emitting UV Laser The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again! Doorframe Trauma Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {sp. intentional} URINE ON, URINE CICADA! Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood USB Urinator Spud Valve Santa Clause Destroying a Toliet Polly Wants an Enema! Tilex Grows Mould {shouted in golf} Sicks!!! As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can Screen Door on a Submarine Maintenance Shed Lacrimation Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer Taking the Bate ♪ You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!! ♪ Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine Tennis Ball Micturition Broken Knife The Stinky Plastic King Heads Peckerbreath Peterhead Aural Illusions Extreme Makeunder Business Edition Optical Delusions Ninja Snake Micturition Scanning the Garbage Viva Toliet!!! Raindude Rat-a-Touie STFU Billy Mays!!! Flushing the Sink What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster? Warm Dog Candy You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee Flushing for Ketchikan The Juneau Black Sphere UFO Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Coffee Cup When Good Toliets...Go BAD!!! BLOG = Bullshit Log Bowling for Barrow Disposing of Shittake Toadstools |
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Posted: 05 Oct 2018 at 2:22pm |
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The Helicopters are Weeping
Who is Disturbed? Old Unimproved Swiffer Dusters The Green Cold Chili Peckers Who Let the Tarantulas Out? Phat Phree Toliet Tank {sp. intentional} The CFLs are Broken What's Wrong with the Truck? Straight as a Broken Arrow Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill Never and Never Again The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It! Dick Cup Perspiration Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion 4:20 Euthenasia of the Refrigerator The Oven is Pissing My Huge' Forgetter! {punctuation intentional} You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag' ?CONSTIPATION ERROR Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster? Anesthetise this Bitch! Turned Resistor Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi Captain Proton to the Rescue Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {pronounced "fuh-JYE'-tuhs"} Hummer Feeder The Freezer is Melting Drinking Hot Cat Potty Poor, Poor Pitiful You Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral! |
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Posted: 04 Oct 2018 at 2:40pm |
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Centipede Enuresis
Pitching a Tent in the Cesspool There's a Puffy Puff Adder, You can See it with Your Bladder Tick the Titty Tat or Ticking the Titty Tat {sp. intentional} The Xindi Suck Ass!!! It's Midnight and Somebody Busted the Helicopter The Spaceman Croaked on Titan Battlesun Galaxy Rayzer Jimmy Claus Gingerbread Man Going Poo-Poo Paulie Wants to Go to a Piñata Party Too! Batman and the Homosexual Scissors Dead Rats Rotting in a Tank The Meteoroids are Gay Bole uv Bugz {sp. intentional} Alarm Clock Auditory Assault Furnace Burner Micturition Butter in the Chimney Got thee...TELEPHONE Spending Christmas Aloner with Your Boner Stool Pig Unpleasant Cleavage Odour Volume Vacuum Ravioli for the Dying Malomyotismon is Cool!!! Meramon is HOT HOT HOT!!! Agumon's "Pepper Breath" Makes You Sneeze Palmon's "Poison Ivy" Makes You Itch Togemon's "Needle Spray" Makes Fantastic Air Freshener Lillymon's "Flower Cannon" Makes You Piss Beehives Buttal Assault It's Not...like...Totally Tubular Man When Good Toupees...GO BAD!!! Fetal Lacrimation Geriatric Flatulence The Jem'Hadar are So So Cool! Cat Pee Love It's Early and Someone Busted the Stove! Superman Demolishing a Urinal Cat Turd H8red Litterbox Euthenasia The Pecker Quintet Alphabetising Our Cow Chips Hairy Mule Larvae The Analogue Owls The Thermostats are Fucking Again! |
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Posted: 03 Oct 2018 at 1:00pm |
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Dickwhipped Viagra Teepz
Warm Front of Urine The Fucktards are Squeaky What's WD-40? Vacuum Bag Explosion Toliet Clog Barbituates Stone Knives & Bearskins Phat-Phree Toliet The Typewriter's on Fire There's a Pretty Kitty Cat, You can See it with Your Phat Super Swirlee!!! The System Lords are So Kewl! The Enterprise is in Orbit Around the Planet...Tranchhhh!!! ?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET READY. La-Z-Girl Pubic Restroom Puddle {note sp.} Cups of Hot Wolf Pee We're Going Digital! Bitten by a Firefly Little Gay Pen {yes, I have one of these!} Urine-Colored Liquid in a Plastic Cup It Makes a Great Suctioning Sound Renal Failure of the Nose Vomit-Flavoured Jelly Beans Zero-Touch Can't Opener Metal Illness Bruz Cruz in the Crapper MRI of the Penis Tin Man is a Comet! Pooping Out Whole Insulaters A Thanksgiving Feast Fit for a Rat Feed the Toliets Vacuum the Monsters Playing the Throw-Up Round! On the 13th Day of Christmas My False Love Sold to Me Peeter Rooter Momentary Lapse of Destitution Should You Quit Being a Dueche? {sp. intentional} Happy Dry, Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Day!!! There are Firebugs Flying in the Weeds Over There's a Fire Truck, You Can Smell it while You Fuck The Santa Closet |
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Posted: 02 Oct 2018 at 2:07pm |
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Polygrip Test Results
Bally's Leather Hoar Men Without Fugly Hats Men Without Jobs Cesspool Idiot Pteradactyl Light Bulbs Jerry Springer's Loose on Campus!!! The Tight Cannons Unloaded Gun...*BANG BANG!!!* Shimmering Urine Incandescent Feces Magnificent Armpit Sweat Ding Dong Doily Khatty Kathy Drink Piss & Sperm @ The Cum Bar Cesswimming Pool Kee Ki Ko Kum!!! TAP FOOT FOR BJ Bloody Q-Tips Floating in the Toliet It's the Rotten Apple from Apple Jacks!!! Give Me Your Blood and Urine Please Texas Hold Up Geico Gecko Dead in the Toliet ♪ He Said Gimme Your Sebum Please ♪ Dropping a Toadstool Ding Dong the Doorbell's Busted! Scrubbing Bubble Death Crash Course in Brane Surgery Independence Day of Rest Forgive Me Father For I Have Committed Flatulence Crying Tears of Coffee Pop That Zit on My Bunghole Cum Guzzling Guttersluts Updates are Not Ready for Your Computer The Fry Brain Train The Muck Truck Bells On My Pinkies Kaspersky Overload! Balls to the Hall Crunchitise This, Asswipe!!! Cap'n Soggy Spachela H8red My Lil' Defecator Urine Laser Sitting on Frozen Neon Wall Flatulence Unit Vault 1,053,000 Pancake Turner Feast Bubbleope of Nitrogen Dioxide Fluorescent Tube Whores ♪ Maynard, and Poopy, They're Both Good Names ♪ One Teaspoon of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws The Sun is a Giant Fission Reactor...NOT!!! Tongue Paper Cuts from Licking Toads Pimp Your Sink Just Shoot Me...No Really!!! Star Track Marks Toliet Tissue Sandpaper Time For Your Meds, Maynard! ♪ Iggy, and Gurdie, they're Both Insane! ♪ Merferator Police The Tanqueray Faggots Tears for Queers Preparation-H Bunghomos The Turd Burglars Kandiosity Kweens Faggy Cheerios The Smashed Urinator Deodouriser Cakes It's a Chair...With Wheels!!! Cellular Telephone Defecation Excessive Bladder Perspiration Halitosis of the Spleen Coffee Cup Full of Urine Toliet Keyboard Clogged Magazine Cat Hairball Enema Ikkakumon Is a Queer Renamon is a Lezzy O no!!! Not With a Knife!!! Soda Fountain Rectangular Jerks Potato Salad Diarrhea Tonight...Solid Perspiration Goes Boom! GSN's 24-Hour Happy Hour Bunghole Alarm Clock Sand Dollar Toliet Tissue Vaginal Keyhole Testicular Diarrhea Land of Bagpipes Accordion Mutilators Electric Guitar Destructors Bongo Drum Cornholios |
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Posted: 01 Oct 2018 at 2:22pm |
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Sneaking to the Supply Room to Throw Something Away
Leper Messiah Stealing Office Supplies The Stapler is Bleeding Bloody Q-Tips on the Rug Poisonous Typewriter Billy Mays is Very Quiet!!! Vemomous Spud Valves Peeing the Bed for Allah I've Got a Secret in my Litterbox...DOG POOP!!! Who's Funeral is it Anyway? Reception Hall for Syringes Candiosity! Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower Make Me Laugh Fired from the Cannoñata Free Candiosity Test HERE -->*<-- Beer is Pisswater Mike Ockhurts So Good! Don't You Know it's Easy as 1-2-3, Don't be a Faggot now That's the Key Stinking Drunk with Power Radio Controlled Farting Washer Spreading the Disease The Light Bulbs are Crying ♪ Three Full Weeks past Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!! ♪ Nonstinky Dirty Diapers Over There's a Dr. Pepper, You can Smell it with Your Pecker The Unoriginal Iron-Slow System What's That Scent? Eu de Dirty Diaper: Perfume for New Mothers Hot, Corrosive Baby Urine Who Pissed in the Baptismal? Epaulets of Agony Peace On Pluto Snowing on Venus The Rings of Mars Tavern on the Brown The Fag Bar Boiling a Pot of Dog Water There's a Cherub in My Peanut Butter It's a Free for None Itty Bitty Discombobulator Urine Sysops Fergie is a Lezzy The Dog Pee Band The Cows Came Home Drinking Whammy Pee Playing Cow Pie Frisbee Why not Angeled Ham instead of Deviled Ham? Michael Shanks is Cute! Ring-Around-the-Toliet Douches in the Oven Spending Thanksgiving Aloner with my Boner Ringworm Destitution Washing Machine Infection Beer Flatulence Rotten Honey Behind the Couch Who Crapped in my Mr. Coffee? The Little Pink Pill...A PINK HEART!!! YEAH!!! You are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo-Poo Platter Stoner Steve |
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Posted: 30 Sep 2018 at 11:11pm |
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A****e C****a Bites!!! I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me (and used this pronunciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA} First Avenue Self Service Center Rat Pellet Extacy Wilted Asparagus Spears We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!! Partying in Bumfuck Egypt "Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional} Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant Sysop of Heaven Igneous Micturition Metamorphic Urination Sedimentary Potty Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal Coyotes Howling at the Sun Drinking from a Urinator Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche Barking at the Doorknob The Statue of Slavery Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That? Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine ♪ Campbells...Tomato Soup...Impossibilities!!! ♪ Who Peed in the Newspaper Machine? O no, the Cupboard is Flooded! Give That Amish a Busted Popcycle Stick Drinking Empty Bottles of Mickey's Big Mouth Penny Sysops Uncut a Tomato Unflush a Toliet Unshatter a Window Unstrike a Match Syrup of Puke It's Midday and Someone Busted the Shopping Carts Chocolate-Covered Sysops Buying a Fast-Cooker Skid Marks on the Urinator Preparation-A Stops Killer Assteroids {note sp.} Preparation-C Stops Killer Comets Preparation-M Stops Killer Meteors EAROMulans If it's Mellow let it Yellow, if it's Brown Drink it Down! THE FAGGOT SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE Be Sure to Clean Under the Toliet The Cat Pissed in the Bathtub Hot Massengator brand Pre-Menstrual Nondisposable Dooshes {sp. intentional} Losing Weight on Your Waste Joe Farago (of "Iron Quick" fame) is a Puppy Dog Ingenio Fat-Loaded Pans (Tree) Bucket of Concrete Rat Poopie in the Marinal Chamber Satin is Cute Corporal Antilepton Sysops Deodourant Ice Cream Bone with Aleve Bush Pail The Comfort Blanket is Micturating Platypus on a Frozen Neon Roof It's the Nitrium, Not the Nitrium! Yes, We Have No Cantaloupes Plutonium Bowling Ball Cores of Crystallised Spittle Being Booted Off the Blunderbus Being Two Egg Rolls Short of a Poo-Poo Platter Bathing in Hot Polar Bear Poddy Using a Busted Chair as a Coatrack Bust a Cap in Your Socks
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 30 Sep 2018 at 6:45am |
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You're Supposed to Pee on It!
Crisper Drawer Perspiration Who Let the Rat Out? Fried Munchies Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates Drop a What? Pinch a Loaf?!? Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!! O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!! Stop and Change Light Bulbs Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation! Romulans are Wussies Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit Commodore Computers are #1 Let's Play Chickensplat! Marinator Micturition Ambush of the Kitty Cats 31,054,500 Smoke Bad Piss!!! Go Down the Uranator!!! {sp. intentional} Rat in the Meatloaf Business Card Paper Cut ♪ The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪ Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!! Pencil with Wings Flying Books Newspaper Feces Gum Insemination Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully! Bitten by an Armpit Viper Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC Ladybugs are Brie TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE The Nerds are Flammable Whipped-Ass Niacin If I Get Sick the Toliet is Near! {Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One" It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray Anubis is a Butthole!!! Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :( Peeing in the Punchbowl The Theraflu Ghost There's a Worse Bulb Piñator is Brie Going Bye-Bye in the Car 360° Knife Lock the Cash Box Hey, Assmunch!!! Clorel Sounds like Bleach Stop the Catbox ?ILLEGAL MASSENGILL ERROR IN 65534 Hot Gazpacho The Spittle has Crystallised Jaywalking for Jesus Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SUMMER'S EVE ERROR IN 0 Shut that Car Alarm Up ♪ As the Earth Behind You Reeks ♪ Cum Kleen B.O.Douriser Bad Dog!!! |
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Posted: 29 Sep 2018 at 1:56pm |
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Tiny Nippleless Boobs
Fuck the Majik Toestor {sp. intentional} Home-4-Med Money in the Garbage Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags Drinking from the Port-O-Let Busted Scooters Burning Electrical Odour Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket The Steering Column's Flooded Milk in the Gasoline Urine Parsnip Stepping on Dead Pepsi Wrenches Eu de Armpit {pee you!!!} Eu de Toliette {Eu de WHAT?!?} Cockroach Poop in the Eggs Used Ketchup in the Lawn That Talking Cool-Aide Pitcher is So Gay! Ho, Ho, HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIITTT!!! ♪ I've been Sitting on the Toliet! ♪ Poopoo in the Urinators That Sink is Queer! Washing Machine Flatulence Busted Pencil Leaky Fountain Penile Instrument The YuleHightides Dripping Dog Water Kandiosity of Kops ?SYNTAX ERROR READY. |
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Posted: 28 Sep 2018 at 5:58pm |
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♪ Every Ciss Ends with Cay ♪ {sp. intentional}
GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992} Urinous Showerhead Roll-AIDS Spider in your Soup You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!! ♪ Dooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy Whippppp!!! ♪ ?NOT READY WHIP ERROR IN 32768 Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug! Spider Under the Table ♪ I Had a Dream There Was Pee in My Coffee! ♪ Carbonated Gerbils Oxygenated Plutonium Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar? Super Salt Bear Oven of Destitution Bathtub Spigot Micturition I Figured Out Blue Clues!!! Venomous Rental Wheelchair Fridge Bottom Stuphing Cupboard Flatulence Partial Eclipse of the Dryer Poisonous Light Bulbs Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag Spilling Beans My Lil' Forgetter Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (Larvae) Tarantula Defecation Radiance of the Testicles Annular Eclipse of the Ass Why, Motherfucker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toliet?!? RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped Black Widows are Spectacular Med-4-Graveside |
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Posted: 28 Sep 2018 at 4:53am |
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Spittle Sysop
Shower Beasts of Burden Pepsi Boogers Coca-Cola Snot The Nanites are all Squeaky JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! Buckeyballs of Destruction Sleeping in the Same Bed Oscilloscope of H8RED Screaming Pee! Boner of Contention Work it In Who the Baby Daddy? He's a Couchwetter! Nowadays, You Gotta have Toliet Paper The Dining Table's Burning The Chairs are Soaked with Pee Fizzy Scorpions Douchy Tarantulas Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge? Diarhhea of the Faucet Fireplace Lacrimation Who's the Fat Chick? Pussyface! Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes Camel Urine Enema Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing! Waiter, My Soup is Dry Dillhole! Bungnocker Drink Piss & Sperm @ the Cum Bar! {I saw this written in a toliet stall in Juneau AK. in 1975} Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar! Buttknocker Dickweed Fartknocker Blue Whale Snot The Onions are Crying Concentrated Camel Saddles Beowolf is Gosh Sailboat Insemination Denaturating the Kitty Cat We Be Toys The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!! Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy Octopussy is a LEZZY!!! Nonphat Stove I Gotta Drop a Stool In Need of Psychotectic Treatments |
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Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 2:13pm |
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Sofa Micturition
The Urinebed Sprung a Leak! 50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!! As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!! Lab Rats that Fight Back The Corrigans Furniture Meltdown Stargate SG-047 Stuffed Crust Couches Chair Potato Downie Fabrik Hardener {sp. intentional} If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself! Credebit Card Potty Yam Cuisinart Hoars Santa down the Furnace Chimney Malomyotismon is Super!!! Togemon's a Lezzy Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer Cheeze Fūd {sp. intentional} Old Beer in the Wall Another Bottle down the Hall Spaghetti and Flatulence Paper or Paper? ♪ All in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall! ♪ Blood Plasma Laser Gooey Bricks Superglue Wicket Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot! He Keeps Hanging Down Bleeding Bleeding Hearts That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks Barefoot in Busted Glass It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher! Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange Evil Catterpods Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!! Butterflies are Wierd The Magic Toaster is rather Queer The Owl is Unwise Grift of the Maggie Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi Plush Tadpoles Uranated Cauliflower {note sp.} Teapot of Destitution Threadbare Automobile |
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Posted: 26 Sep 2018 at 1:36pm |
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Black Screen TV
Toliet Lactation Facial Enuresis Sad Cleanax Dickwhipped Tylenol The Funnel is Flooded! Goat the Tolet {as my grandmother used to say} Puffs Minus Duresel: The Silver Top Battery Tornado Hunters are Faggots The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual! Puppy Dog Insemination Supercell Enuresis The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker Total Eclipse of the Fart Vicious Birthday Vaccuummning the Toliets {sp. intentional} The Crapweasels Venomous Carpet Bear Hibernation Enuresis Tin Can Prison The Price is Wrong Envenomated by a Tiger This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours! Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag! Brain Excersize Gym Rat Work while you Play You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long? 1-800-BAR-ALLL ♪ Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat! ♪ Why would a Dog Eat another Dog? The Princess and the Pee Playing Hooky from the Bathroom Fetal Matter in the Champagne Nonphosphor Black LEDs Fishslapped! The Rats are Adorable Pneumatic Device Writes in Blood Ink Urine on the Rocks Torx Bit Crescent Wrench Somebody Ate the Cat! A Nose in Need Deserves Toliet Paper Indeed! The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!! The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle |
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Posted: 25 Sep 2018 at 9:05pm |
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Flaccid Fingers
Boner of the Neck Cardiac Erection Butterfly Micturition Moth Emesis Light Bulbs in Bicycle Spokes Deadbolt Feces Amperstand {sp. intentional} Are You & Chuck Homosexicles? {sp. intentional} RPS (Restless Prick Syndrome) RPS (Restless Penis Syndrome) RFS (Restless Fingers Syndrome) RNS (Restless Neck Syndrome) Vacuum Brain Think with Your Dick Nocturnal Wood Babie Phat Asshole Candy Scotopic Touch Viva Enemañata Stahr Campain Maid of Dishonour Cool Whip Enema Chewing on Christmas Lights Light Bulb in the Turkey Baby Tornado Micturition Giraffe Vaginas Pussywhipped Cough Syrup Heavy Metal Tallahassee Pee Root Vegetable Black-Nosed Pees Pissing on a Carpet Nail Seattle Lacrimation of Radios Testicles Smashed with Rebar Give that Amish a Piñata Leaking Vacuum Cleaner Bags Kitten Boner Cephalic Alkalosis Foul Stomach Contents Our Urine is Purple Airplane Dentition MedaKair Part F Cub Poop |
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Posted: 24 Sep 2018 at 5:16pm |
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Enemabag Towel
The Bathtub is Your Toliet! Frozen Used Douches All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!! Floor Lamp Mess Bunghole Paper Toliets Worst...Enema...EVER!!! Molten Popcycle Chainsaw ATV 1.47 Gram Test Kite String Who Busted out of Prison? Bungsnoidial Donkey Wild West Jailbreak Lockpick of Death Zamboni Emesis Rechargeable Light Globes Tonight...Long Stick Goes Boom!!! Strokeman Strokeman! Drink Cow Piss for Lowered Cholesterol Motorcycle Porkbellies BK Precision Candle Smashing Toliets with Ball Peen Hammers Kick Bowling Balls with Slippers On Air Powered Kicker Superhuman Dishwasher Flashing Cursor of Destitution Shooting the Dummy's Skull Just Fucking Rediculous!!! McToke: The Drug (smoking) Dog Micturating Cabbage Butterfly Larvae Throwing BBs at Mosquitos Silence of the Silverfish Those Dragonfly Larvae can Fly The Screamapillars Phoney McRing Ajax Facial Cleanser Take These Chains Off Peeing in a Coffee Filter Licking the Wrong Side of a Stamp Smells like Geriatric Urine Venomous Sphinx Moth Caterpillars Taking Chemicals on the Promenade Class VII Plasma Storm Garutie Death Lite Micturition of Faggots Emesis of Lezzies Lacrimation of Bisexualz Camera Insemination Radio Lactation RDS (Restless Dick Syndrome) Most People Don't Know how Good or Bad Their Urine Is Dawn...and Grease is Broken Taking the Music Back Chainsaw Lactation Urinous Coffee Sour Sugar Storage Shed Sweat Dickwhipped Cream Soggy Molten Pizza Eating Out of the Garbage Can Chickens Peck at their Eggs You Wear High Tops on you Ears Alligator Pee Dead Whales in the Highway Tincture of Valtrex Santa Flush Being a Big Douche Being a Medium Colostomy Bag Being a Small Enema Light Bulbs Sucked up the Vacuum What's That Crunchy Sound?!? Urineproof Barrier Hello Ooze Goodbye Sea-Bond Busted Dentures Coffeepot Micturition The Old Testicle & Rope Squeaky Mouses Shitting in the Coffeepot! The Adrenal Glands Suck Do Naa Light tha Candle!!! What's that Squeaky Noise Behind the Toliet? Did I Hear You Incorrectly? Free Urine Test Spittle in a Dixie Cup Dogproof Catharsis Windproof Flashlight Chowing Down on Sea Urchins Spiny Lobefish on the Menu Shooting Starfish Tower of Greediness "C" is Never a Consonant Snapping Off Spark Plugs Growing Effeminate Facial Hair Thin Girls have Cellulite Grey Hair Tolietries Cupboard Defecation The Dog Water Dish has Pee in It! Who Busted the Coffeepot? Some Psycho Stole My Underwear RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome) Vanilla Cleanax They're Not Buzzers!!! What's Wrong with the Doorknob? EEEEK!!! A Camel!!! Hiding from the IRS Bloody Q-Tips on the Floor Sneaking Out of the Bar Dichon Alpha is Really BRIGHT!!! Relax the Ombusher Data is Not an Android Data is Not a Robot Stealing Booze Moose on the Expressway Carpet Uranation {note sp.} The Klash Zone Screen Door Venom Peeps are Microwaveable...NOT!!! Trident Gum gives You Rabies All I Want for Christmas is Depends! Pissing on the Third Rail Legpit Puddles Foul Penile Odour |
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Posted: 23 Sep 2018 at 9:41pm |
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The Gold Club is *NOT* Free!!!
Who Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter? Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza) Vacuum Cleaner Destructors Green Laser Pointer of Death Kinky Sons of Bitches The Nonhirsute Monkeys Spanking the Stove Get Down on Your Waist!!! Making Ice Cubes in the Oven What Happened to the Chandelier? Flap on the Bottom like PJs I Promise...You *WILL* Miss the Stanes {sp. intentional} Sweat Puddles Behind Your Ears Think Hard so You don't Strain Something! The Pissed-In Urinators War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws "Phavourite" "Dotter" {sp. intentional} Transistor Destructor Nonphat Refrigerator Garbage Water Uronium in the Mattress Pail Ryder Diamonds are *NOT* Forever Scotchguard my Heart Let's go get Trashed at the Fag Bar! A Cold Day in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Committing Uricide The Toilaflexors Some Bogus Pisson Urinal Defecation Astral Eddy Micturition WHDFXUP with Bidets Ben Winkler Looks Fucked Up! Corona Light Weighs as much as a Regular Beer Papa Murphys Delivers...NOT!!! Distant Origin Hit Your Head playing Paresi Squares! Fire Down the Tractor Beam Uricision of Love Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Shower Carpet Roaches Getting Stoned on Parsnips That Rat is Incontinent Flying into a Neutron Star The Graviton Ellipse is Your Friend Shattered Cool Aide Pitchers Vacuum Anus Making a Deal with the Devil Chronowerx uses Old ICs Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws If You're Under 18, Zymbalta makes You Commit Suicide! That 10's Show Poopy Poopy Diapers!!! |
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Posted: 22 Sep 2018 at 11:54pm |
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Running a Sink
Filling the Bath Chamber Where's Month #13 on this Calendar? Plunging a Toliet Pie Alfa Knew Fag Bracelet ♪ To-Lye-Ett...It's the Thing You Shit In! ♪ {sung to the tune of "Lowrider"} Tuberculosis of the Gonads STOP! Or I'll Shoot the Urinator!!! Sucking Up Busted Light Bulbs with a Hoover Rosarem Keeps You Awake Space Abhors a Vacuum Cleaner This Electrolux Really Sux! Poisonous Insulators STOP!!! Or I'll leave the Toliet Unflushed!!! Uranated Glass Marbles {yes, they really *DO* exist!!! I've got some!} Folding Dog Poop on the Lawn Luggable Fleming Valve Calculator You Might be a Faggot If... Dominator Pogo Josephine Master of the Refrigerators Rat Turds in the Marinator Tennis Ball Testicles Disk Space Abhors a Vacuum There's a Rainbow Flag on My Car Cancer of the Shower Nozzle Rinky Dinky! Tungsten Carbide Puppies Toilet Hanpenis (John Hancock) Drinking Glass Micturition Fused Carbon Kittens Lava Dark iDark Speakers Say Hello to My Little Enemy! Control Spires of Love Monument of H8RED Leaving the Sink Unflushed I said the Enema, Not the Enema! Milkshake of Destitution The Hostest with the Mostest Unpleasant Urinous Liver Odour Effexor XR Makes You Kill Yourself Ikkakumon's Horn will Kill You! Famlie Fyood {sp. intentional} Regis in the Electric Chair Rowenta Makes Ironing Fun? Hefty 'One Billion Zip' Garbage Bags Hasta La Vista Snuggles Bear...Down the Shitbowl You Go!!! Alarm Clock Feces Dragonfly Micturition Pill Bottle Sweat Flashlight Spam Your Dreams Don't Miss You! Just go through that Zanax Detector {telephone incessantly ringing} Answer That, You Cocksucker!!! Eternal Darnation H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws in a Handbasket Cockroaches in the Sink Lyre Lyre Pants on Fyre {sp. intentional} Cinerary Urns The Crawling Vermicular Life Forms Wet Columbarium Cable TV is Tyrannical Fragile Banister The Old Used-Up Douches There's Something about Insemination Radiator Flatulence Lambs to the "Slotter" {sp. intentional} Freezer Log Chimney Ice Cubes Mood Ring of Intoxication Tyrant of the Airwaves Dead Cats in the Bicycle Path Shaver of Loneliness Frying like a Birdie on a Wire Wiped Out! Coalescent Enema Constable Odo is a Faggot Who the F is Siddig El Fadil? It's 11:00...Do You Know where Your Water Is? Fat Dog Squishee Farts Wake Up Screaming The TVA Light Bulb Destructor Urinous Marigolds Pissed (angry) Pajamas |
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