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 Topic: Bad Band Names (Made Up)Posted: 4 hours 18 minutes ago at 2:37am |
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Soggy Slippers
Mirror,,rorriM Stormtrooper Cum Laude {pronounced "kumm lodd"} Invasion of the Body Crabs Mouldy Teeth Piss Bottle Bomber Vacuum Bag Infection Vomitorium The Band-AIDS Napalm Christmas Tree Sweaty Showerhead Phist Phuck Phun Sunny Botulism Syringe Licker Toliet Tank Defecator Hooked on Cryonics Foooo-Luuuush! The Rat's Asses PHUQ2 Faggot Moose {The sysop of a BBS I logged onto in the early-1990s added this to the "Sysop Comments" field of my account} Piano Turd Burglars Piss Christ Sewer Pickle Wet Dog Smell Assimilated Nanites Blaze of Gory Kervorkian's Satanic Death Robots Cock-a-doodle DOO DOO Phat Urinator Ronco Rotisserie Victims Seat Up Or Down? The Amazing Plastic Toliet Band Accordion Destructors Slashing Bus Seats Rage Against the Answering Machine Polly's Got Anthrax |
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Sucking Kitty Litter Up with a Eureka Vaccum
Hey, There's a Cookie in the Garbage! Flushable Paramecium You Can't Say "Shittake Mushrooms" on the CIH Forums Booze in the Blender Dental Lacrimation Oversee Unmatch & Destroy Bipolar Eclipse of the Fart There's a Little Squeaky Mouse, You Can Smell it With Your House Mustard Soldiers Firing Up a Bong Full of Naqadah Rhino Clit
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Posted: 26 Feb 2020 at 10:12pm |
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Being Booted Off the Blunderbus
Being Two Egg Rolls Short of a Poo-Poo Platter Bathing in Hot Polar Bear Poddy Using a Busted Chair as a Coatrack Bust a Cap in Your Socks Disposing of Shittake Toadstools Dew the Do! Carbonated Beetles Over There's a Pretty Cat. You can Smell it Where You Shat. There's a Dog Fece on the Cat Tree! ♪ The Faggot on the Bus Goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪ Gee Your Hair Smells like Tarantula Pee! Piss Ants "Я" Us Bad Titmouse! Shame On You! Bowl of Cheerios with Water Instead of Milk ♪ Santa Clause is Going...to Shit! ♪ These Train Tracks Smell like Snausages {Spoken like that asinine red muppet Elmo} Uh o! Who Wants to Die? Antelope Micturition Cauliflower Sweat Tablet PC Bulemia Telephone Diuresis Ewww! Meteor Shit! Giving the Cat an Enema I Live in a Swiffer Wet Jet The Sonars ♪ The Toilet on the Bus Goes Flush Flush BOOM!!! ♪ Merry Fishmas Lemon Zester Insemination Greenteeth Corded Earphones ♪ Three Little Mittens They Lost Their Kittens ♪ Biscuit of Burned Sugar Maximum Candiosity to the Dishwasher! Flying the Gay Little Plastic Drone Into some Wires Gorden Ramsy Sucks Big Walrus Cock There is No "I" in Cleanax |
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Posted: 26 Feb 2020 at 2:32pm |
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Putting New Satan Sheets on the Bed {sp. intentional}
Pedophiles are Brie Smoke Like a Chimney Rat Piddle Hyperthermia Lighting M80s and Throwing Them into Sinks Vaccum Cleaners Clogged with Rat Fur Hydrofluoric Acid Douche Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh Under the Mailbox {sp. intentional} Sweat Farm Air Freshener Baleen with Viagra Tarantula Hawk(eye) Pierce I'll Have the Poo Poo Platter! The Dog's Bollocks have Popped That F'ing Thing is a Groundplane, Not an Airplane! Panda Bear Lacrimation Being Lavished with Tittty Tisses Over There's a Dr. Pepper; You Can Smell It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Going to Pick Up Bread at the Sweat Shop Having a Nice Warm Aqua Regia Enema Narrow++ Stepping in Cricket Doody Hot Mud from the Bathtub Spigot Kicking Over Water Heaters for Christ Sakes Top Ticking the Titty Tat! Is it Kleanex or Cleenax? (Tree) Bucket of Concrete Rat Poopie in the Marinal Chamber Satin is Cute Corporal Antilepton Sysops Deodourant Ice Cream Bone with Aleve Bush Pail The Comfort Blanket is Micturating Platypus on a Frozen Neon Roof It's the Nitrium, Not the Nitrium! Yes, We Have No Cantaloupes Plutonium Bowling Ball Cores of Crystallised Spittle |
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Posted: 26 Feb 2020 at 5:51am |
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Eating Soup with Molten Spoons
Leaving Pail Lighters Out in the Pail Moonlight {misuse of homophone intentional) Disinfecting Our Praying Mantis Nymphs The Papasan is an Asshaberdasher Igniting Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Satan Sakes Douching Out the Dryer with Whitewash Over There's a Poopy Diaper; You Can Feel It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Mopping the Chandelier Shooing Away Hummingbird Moths for Pete Sakes Hairy Panties Canon Coolpix Cameras are Brie Windows XP -- Are You sh*tting Me? Drink like the Cleaning Lady Does...Directly from the Chlorox Jug! The Destitution of Smaug Ignorance of the Flowerpot Smells Like Burning Plastic Using Only ½ a Cup of Regular Bleach -17° and No Air Conditioning Rat Squished by a Hide-A-Bed Santa Clause Leaving a Shit Down a Chimmney Toxic Fireplace Syndrome Hosing Down a Dipsty Dumpster with a Shotgun Poisonous Lederhosen in Orange Burning Cigarette Stubs Melting a Wax Wall Uranator {sp. intentional} Bathing in Warm Doormouse Poddy Peach Pit Stenosis Girls Don't Got Rythm Cat Piss Fever ♪ Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! ♪ Flipping Satin the Birdie {sp. intentional} I 8 PP Stop Shooting My Stove or Subcommander Testicle will Flush Away Your Dinner Forks SAMPLE TEXT HERE Cardiac Uranation {sp. intentional} Over There's a Diet Pepsi; You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Your Nose is Bleeding; Better See a Gynaecologist! |
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Posted: 24 Feb 2020 at 4:45am |
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The Rascalators
Ironing the Toliet Kilauea and the Fourteen Fissures Shampooing a Giraffe Stop Ironing My Socks or Lance Corporal Antilepton will Puke in Your Shirt Drawer Being a Wascally Widdle Wascal! ?OVERFLOW OF THE TOLIET ERROR {sp. intentional} Dry Cleaning Our Prefrontal Lobes Smell Ya Later Computator! Stop Desecrating My Underwear or Subcommander Antimuon will Ejaculate into Your Laundry Basket Uranating a Fireplace {sp. intentional} Shampooing the Toliet Force-Feeding Cigarette Stubs to a Dustbin Kicking Candelabras Off the Ceiling Setting Fire to Cicadas for Satan Sakes Maximum Candiosity to the Pulse Laser! Foul Cerebrum Odour Extinguishing Smudge Pots for Christ Sakes Hairy Nutsack Explosion The Big Yucking Fucky Piss Stain Band Stop Vacuuming the Toliet or Subcommander Pothead will Ignite Your Silverware Drawer The Greenhorns are Squeaky ♪ They Call Me Dilute Urine! ♪ (quite rightly) Mopping a Moose Piss You what's that Horrible Smell?!? O never mind, it's just the lightswitch Flushing Your Sin Sticks Down to Hell Fawn on a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Paricium is some High-Tech Shit The Cat Tree's Passing Micturition Again Rusty Vacuum Cleaner Bag Stop Flushing My Dishwasher or Captain Antipikachu will Throw Away Your Salad Tongs Sandwiches Clogging Up the Fireplace That Pot Pipe has So Much Resin You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Eating Sandy Duncan's Boobs Washing Dirty Ashtrays Over the Garbage Compactor Defecating into a Wheelie Bin |
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Posted: 23 Feb 2020 at 8:07am |
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Batteries from Hell
The Guy who Wrote the Song Being Piddled-Off and Breaking a Broom Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Mechanically Seperated Chicken Antiproton Soup Instant Nonphat Urinal -- Just Add Piss! 57 Maggots Neutron Hosebag Sample Text Stop Inseminating My Fireplace or Subcommander Antilepton will Barf in Your Salad Secondary Hull Lavage Duct Tape Doesn't Fix a Damn Thing! The Uranated Coffee Mugs (note sp.) The Enterprise is So So White, You Can Smell it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Dying Rose Bush Lactation Envelope Emesis Hooplah! Hooplah! Hoo*SPLAT!!!* PISS YOU!!! There's a Dead Mouse Behind the Wall Free Cockroaches! Pecker Pecker Pumpkin Wrecker Piss Cauliflower Velvet Asshaberdasher Stop Ejaculating Into My Milk Jug or Captain Tachyon will Pee In Your Armpits Shampiss Shampiddle Shampee Shampoddy Shampoo! Cardiac Cuttlege Sweeping the Ceiling Cleanax Micturition You're Orange Julius Stink's {syntax errors intentional} Arrested Java Shampoo Muttonchops from Heaven Cleaning Toliet Sludge Off the Chandelier Mopping the Dishwasher Vaccuming the Fishtank Trump is a Douchenoozle Waxing the Lawn |
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Posted: 22 Feb 2020 at 9:59pm |
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Fembot Sweat
Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You! Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.) Add 6 Cups of Lye Antelope Sweat Mad Dog 20/20 Disease Pissed-Off Basketballs Pissed-On Bubblegum Kyubimon's a Lezzy! Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell Yes, We Have No Firearms Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toliet Barking at Saturn Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer! Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot? ♪ No Bear Bear Stop Peeing On My Socks! ♪ What's Up with the Vinculum? Puppy Sweat The Dingleberries That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Jell-O Creamatory There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks Butt Sandwich Heiney Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled} WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints Asshole Chair Vengeance Metal Saturn on Hell Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze {note sp.} There's a Dead, Dead Battery...You Can Hear it With Your Flattery! ♪ Who Lives in a Whizzer Inside the Abyss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪ ♪ Who's Uranated and Soaked with Cat Piss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪ Stop Fucking My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toliet! Pig Benis Rig Bubber |
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Posted: 22 Feb 2020 at 12:52pm |
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Digeredon't
Eau De Armpit Warm Carbonated Micturition Reconstituted Faggots Powdered Sink Instant Toliet -- Just Add Mud Fizzy Dentifrice The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones) Hooray for Asphalt! Nair Alibi Mayonnaise Hardon Broken Ketchup Pre-Menstrual Mustard Yellows Green Jello Rulz!!! Deodouriser Hummingbirdbone with Aleve Taking a Plop in the Punchbowl Piñator is a Fucking Balloon for Christ Sakes! That Pizza is Brie Urin8r Destroyr Who's the Unsub? The San Juaquin Valley Urinator Strikes Again Tennis, Antibody? Chromodynamic Geeks Axe Anticavity Douche ♪ Call the Tax Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain! ♪ There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Neodyne Nerds Toliet Manibusdick (John Hancock) Carburetor Sweat The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS") The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads") Shoo Majick The Flowers are Sunny Battling a Nasty PTI Plush Bombs |
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Posted: 22 Feb 2020 at 5:19am |
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Electrochemical Hosebag
Pepsi Bottle Microscopes The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire Squidward Tortellini Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses iDon't Go Poo-Poo Time to Feed the Garbear Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite! Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!! Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole Electronic Fishbulb Pat, I'd Like to Sell a Vowel Invisible Sweat Table Lamp Emesis Biochemical Lacrimation Rotten Dog Odour Piss Satan Electromechanical Nerds Vacuum Nads Infected Piss Weasel Penile Gang Member There's a Rat on the Cat Tree! Ambien Walrus Wet Cat Smell Toothpaste For Dinner...Daily! Zealotry Sparking Up a J Scrambled Afterbirth Vulcan Thumbfuck Transfinancial Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional} The Toliet Muscles Pain in the Diodes Doobie Enuresis |
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Posted: 21 Feb 2020 at 12:26pm |
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♪ Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party ♪
Salty Pit Drippings Make Yourself Invisible Hard Stool? Try Docusate! Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel! He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice} He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers! We Don't Like You Magical Urine Shower Anthraxosis Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toliet Cactus Nymphs Revelationarama Eucalyptus Killer Eeeee-Bola! {shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial} Slower than Sloth sh*t Wrapping Christmas Water Burned Replicated Bird Meat Spectrometer of Doom Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha! Leaving the Lamp Unflushed We Aren't Greenhorns Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {all words intentionally misspelled} ♪ We're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id! ♪ Bowling for Barium Enemas Coffee Cups Full of Micturition Getting a Suntan on Venus The Shark Attack Broom Flushing After 3:37am NO WRONG!!! Brown Magic (this is what you get when the toilet's flooded!) Whirlm without a Dream ♪ A Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Cooties Away! ♪ Elequis Gives You Equine Teeth! ♪ Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty Black Magic Eraser ♪ Panty Sweat Dry Cleaner Rescue (hosted by Toliet Taphpher) |
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Posted: 20 Feb 2020 at 4:21pm |
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^^^ Those are some damn fine band names!!! ^^^
 Rhododendron Spiller Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit) The Lubricated Snausages Babie Fat Tree Larvae Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat! The Douche Song Sand Mustard Faggy Phone Thug The Litterbox Song Song Femtotubular "F" Cockroach Resort Suite Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit Assume the Pole Position" The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm My Poo is Deformed!!! What's Wrong with my Peanut?!? The Surfactant is Flat! That Beer is a Liar Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses! Give that Amish a Douche Squeaky Porch Clocks Perhaps the Code is Incorrect Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!! ♪ Oooo, Certified Honeybuns! ♪ Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional} Horse Pig {mounted police officer} ♪ I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Dave ♪ Electronic Booger Detector Shaving with Rusty Gillettes I'm Not your Superhero! We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional} You Insult Our Ways! Easy, Stick Boy! The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie His TC is Too Low |
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Posted: 20 Feb 2020 at 2:43am |
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Toilet Bowl Bomb
Checkered Past Flaggers Pigsty Pimp Skidmark Gamma Ray Superhumans Bowling for Dust Dog Sleepers Call Me Cruiser Mr. Big Toe Tomdickharry Smartphone Dummies Double Treble Golf Ball Divots Third Class Residents HOA Rebels Solo Cupholders Disorderly Orderlies Gridiron Girls Nonconforming Clone |
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"I believe......if Cialis really works, shouldn't that couple be in the same bathtub?" - Bill Engvall
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Posted: 19 Feb 2020 at 9:32pm |
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You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE'
Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone Eucalyptus Impersonator Dog Urine Splenic Freeze Orange Crush Necrosis The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb Naked Supermodel Chunks Telepathic Piddlehead C-3PO Lives in my Armpit Unicorn Fart Pastry Washing Your Dishes in the Toliet You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional} Tenna Twirl The Invisible Woman is a Twat! Leaky Bush Pail DVDs that Sweat Wrecked Pussy ≠ Trashed Tabby Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe! Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day! Viva Moñitor HypnoSphere™ What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.} Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair Light Meters of Destruction The Five Horsemen Lederhosen in Blood-Red Fire Ants on the Toliet Seat HypnoTrapezoid™ This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod! Camera Micturition Neocortex Lavage Satanic Floating Eyeball The Goldfish are Squeaky Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toliets Trance-O-Tron™ Rhino Clit |
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Posted: 19 Feb 2020 at 1:29pm |
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The Boobal Area
Eu de Poontang We're So Coral! The Diaper Bandits Smells Like Nookie Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional} Tastes Like Piss Ants The Dead Socks Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer Big Ears Like a Ferengi This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas The Busted Sissy Sticks Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof SHY-Oh-Lay Toa-LYE-It Where's the Maggots? Nocturnal Defecation I Guess Tummz is Temporary The Seven Year Bitch Diabeetus {as Willard Brimhole would pronounce it} Duke is Not a Rat Perianal Nappy Itch The TV Tube is Pregnant Conducting Insulators Uranated Goldfish {note sp.} We Aren't Peckerheads! Triolic Waves of Love International Corduroy Uranating on the Machine {note sp.} Masturbating Tampon Parade Bookmarking Our Bungholes Salty Peckerwood Fire Comes from Firemen I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar! URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional} Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl Kissing the Black Gear Satan's Duotronic Robots Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken Stinks Like Preteen Spirits Kotex U-Boat Redwood Solids Bruce Willis Shooting a Toliet |
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Posted: 19 Feb 2020 at 6:18am |
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There's No 'I' in 'God'
Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens I Can Shit a Crescent Roll Drāno Enema Peckerweasel Diaper Repairman Chainsaw Enema Uranated Tampon {note sp.} Bank Tylenol Fizzy Toliet Goodbye Porpoise Hazardous Redwood Urinal Explosion Spazzy Sink Tampax Astronaut Blackened Fish Tail Yak Vomitus Loud Chair {toilet} Fishtank on the Floor {toilet} Terra Cotto Salami Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine Douchebucket Mr.SnausageSniffer SpongeBoob HypodermicPants Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe} Terror Destructor Shitting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes! Piss Flute Aural Assault Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.} PHUQ & YR K47 TU! Studly Collars of H8Red The Nippular Area That's MISTER FAGGOT to You & Don't you Forget That! Douche Bikini Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves} |
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Posted: 18 Feb 2020 at 3:28pm |
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Java Sweat
TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!! Carbonated Pet Rats Volcanic Hirsutism Exploding Liquid Paper Automated Light Bulb Destructor Frozen Walker on a Stick Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas Unclogging a Toliet with an Alligator Cats Landing on Saturn The Cow Jumped Over the Sun Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes Encrustulated Milk Jug Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt Satanic HVAC Tech Tampon Bathysphere Sentient Young Vomiting Valence Flattened 'Pepsy' Can Liquid Plumbr Enema Milk Has No Penus Playtex Bathyscape Liquid Mullet Battlestar Tampax Selsun Sultan Showing a Dildo to a Faggot Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand Burglars & Scones Chair Urin8r Catheters Copulate Noisily |
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Posted: 17 Feb 2020 at 2:19pm |
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Mortified Coffee Table
Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube Secretary of the Bladder Reporters that Hate Snow Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed! Night Light Death Ray My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot! Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!! Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs? Megabyterapers Buckets of Calico Halibut Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists Sweating Volcano Urinous Showerhead ♪ Kimm Cardassian ♪ Puttles in His Pittles Excreting Richard Nixon Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune Devouring Our Axillae Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes ♪ We Excrete Our Armpits & We Eat George's Bushes ♪ Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin Rotting Wheelchair Purple is Extremely Noisy Liquid Helicopter Exploding Lice in my Laundry Scalding Dog Doodie The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty Hairless Wild Boars Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo! Two Hundred Cups of Coffee Urinous Fucking Rose Bush Licking Moose Antlers Robot Turds Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane |
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Posted: 17 Feb 2020 at 5:56am |
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Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob
Wanna Get Bad? Baby, When the Toliet Seat's Up! Out through the In Door Calculator Lacrimation Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree Faget Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae Violinist On the Wall Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Edward Diagonalcutterhands Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds Zombie Giraffe Larvae Front Porch Stenosis Self-Deflating Towels Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes A Glass Full of Worm Sperm Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack Inverted Cheerios Perfume for Your Rats Semisolid Crayons Lawn Mower Emesis Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!! Disposable Biscuits Sentient Screaming Valance Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug Carbonated Pane ♪ Santa Ana is Coming to Town! ♪ Wet Humanitarian Scalding Dog Smoke Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan Foul Pinball Machine Odour Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional} Snowmobile Micturition Bean-Eating Elderly |
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Posted: 16 Feb 2020 at 9:35pm |
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Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny
Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads Gumball Machine Micturition Tempest® in a Water Closet Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.} Every Time You Flush a Toliet, God Kills a Fece Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!! Gonorrhea of the Knockers Dead Tacos Bell-Grande Top Ticking the Titty Tat! The Douchenemabags Who Smote Thee Down? Captain Proton to the Rescue! Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal! Snail Micturition Urinous Hose Bib Who Peed on My Toothbrush? Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional} Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"} You Must Go to the Beach Terminal Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub Foul Neocortex Discharge Once Bitten, Twice Smitten All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound? Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Pee in Your Soup I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle Massenguillotine Panty Leakers Stinky Sneakers That Clock is Faslow! Slipper Micturition Fore!(play) Toothbrush Sweat Faggedaboutit Boot Micturition |
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Posted: 15 Feb 2020 at 7:53pm |
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You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine"
Santa Claws Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes Giving Barney the Purple Toliet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz Coffee Penus Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Satan Sakes The Weenbags Spilt Milk ♪ A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!! ♪ Poopinary Incontinence ¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!! Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker Pissinary Incontinence Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (Larvae) for Christ Sakes Cancer of the Asshole Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss Tegretol Cirrus Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional} Whistling Pete Enema Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional} There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!) You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It" I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine! Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional} Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!! Ass...Munch...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!} Gluttons for Punishment Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale! Pop Rocks Singer Flush the Fucking Toliet, Douchebag! |
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Angry McPisseron
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Posted: 15 Feb 2020 at 1:40pm |
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Punk Piss
Boob Pus Rhino Clit The Butt Dumplings Golfer's Lacrimation You Seafood Inappropriately The Hidden Enemy Tree Sweat Tour de Dillhole MyDeath.com Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control Vaginabooklet.com Eye Kant Vaccume {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt} Blindly Touching Her Ears Carbohydrate Proteene Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Perspire In Your Socks! Penilemagazine.edu Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {sp. intentional} Urine Luck THE F46607$ Telephone Sweat Phosphor Bedspread Venemous Sunglasses The Hearing-Ear Cats Scotch Tape for Lepers Cathy Withekay {Kathy with a 'K'} Pillowcase Enuresis Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine! Lezzy Lacrimation {"lesbian tears"} Meowing Because We're Hungry The Fudge Bunny {slang term for a cat fece} The Sissified Cum Drinkers Pyss & Mone {sp. intentional} Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April Barbecued Telephones |
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Borg Academie
Kitty on Death's Patio Wherever There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Flush It Football Isn't for Sissies! Killswitch Rejoice Halleluja Water Closet Alka-Seltzer Uranation {sp. intentional} Some Buttknocker Ironed my Shoes! The Homo Telephones Uranated Carbonation {sp. intentional} My DJ's Norm I Call Him Rich Fireflies in Discord You're a Douche You're a Douche! ¡Dejando la bañera O.N.U-Limpiada con un chorro de agua para los motivos de Cristo! Leaving the Light Bulb Unscrewed for Christ Sakes The Unsanitary Napkins The Pee Bottle Bomber "Phlushing" "Shooz" "Doen" "Toliets" {sp. intentional} The Sweaty Ramekins Uranate like a Competitive Equine {sp. intentional} Perspiring like a Policeman Sweaty Furkins Praying to the Porcelain God Is Bender Really a Queer? Koji Minamoto, It is Time Mouldy Loaves and Fishes I Just Want to Touch Her Thingies! The Homophobiacs The Dickheads The Homo Phones NeoSporan Pain Teh Penus Vaccuumes {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt} Bowler's Pee The Phoney-Bologna Plastic Spiders Afterbirth on Toast (That's Pizza) Hillbilly Snatch |
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Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes
Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks Homo On the Range {Faggot On the Stove} Pubic Enema #2 ¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes ?DIVISION BY ZERO ERROR IN THE TOLIET BOWL Total and Complete Asshaberdashery Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb Febreze Vacuum Rottener Batman Demolishing a Uranator Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot! Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin Superman Demolishing a Dust Lorry Yo, wassup homes? Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes Little Wheels (Not Turning) Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal Santa's Little Harmer VHS Video Hypnotic Blindly Touching Her Boobs Class IV: The Toylet Carrot Rope Deadman's Switch Disengage This Popcycle Freezes Real`Unreal Ripping a Band-Aid Off No Vagina, there isn't a Santa Clause Boneless Accordions Icycle Insomnia We Are Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Bring the Dissonance |
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The Gay Little Heli Flying to Anthrax Zax
Preparation TC Stops Tile Comets Preparation B for the Bunghole Blow Money? Hip Hip Cheerio!!! The Milk has Gone Off Iron Legionnaire Telling the World to Fuck Off! Juggernaut Post-Menstrual Princess Reds Phone Sys: The Douched Moose {This is really what I named my BBS when I started it on 07-21-89!!!} Hypnos III Cupamichael Sucking Up Dead Socks Westwood Perspiration Screaming Down the Hobo Shack Uranium Uranator Pissing the Bed for Science Lazing 'Round the TV Tulip Lactation Shooting some Stick Volume Vacuum Bungholio in One or Two Elektroshock Kardiogramm ♪ Don't be a Bungsnoipe now That's the Key! ♪ Sk8 or Be Termin8ed Killing The Last Ninja Jiminy Cricket is Such a Douchenoozle Micturating in a Uranator {pleeze noat speling} You Can't Spell "Murine" without "URINE"! Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends Laser Galvos of Doom Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (larvae) for Christ Sakes Switch 1,053,000 Looping is for Faggots Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel The Green Lantern Destroying a Toliet Seat |
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