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    Posted: 06 Mar 2017 at 4:45am
ConfusedI'm torn here.
One side of me says this is one highly-unlikely and rather stupid commercial.
The other side says "been there done that without any ultra gel" - anybody that has more than 2 kids knows this. Especially if the both of you lost your marbles and now believed "The more the merrier! Why not?!" and were shooting for the moon for that third with no intentions of stopping there (while remaining responsible & loving parents who do not require social services).
Your chances for 'private time' dwindle, you get creative and take every opportunity to get wet and squirt in that once naïve and meek beauty who is busy doing the 'spit on two fingers and jump-start that puppy! And I couldn't give a sh*t WHO is around and might see us'-routine, right before jumping you.
I know these things.
I remember the kitchen, the front room in front of the bay window, half-way up the stairs...you name it, we stained it WITHOUT K-Y UltraGel...and if YOU were a house guest, you very well could have sat in it.,
 
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LOL
It smells like sex in here!
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Those two "parents" look like they could still be living at home with their own parents more than they look like parents of an almost grown teenager.

That kind of crap just really annoys me. Everyone always has to be youthful and good looking.

If you're marketing your boner lube to the parents of teenagers, then by God make the fake parents look like actual parents of teenagers as opposed to teenagers themselves!!!!

The least they could've done is use a sleeping newborn baby rather than a jogging 16 year old as the premise for tearing off a quickie. At least they might have been believable.

Idiots.

And btw... given how politically correct pandering to the notion of gay acceptance has become, how much longer will it be before we see "Adam and Steve" in one of these boner grease ads?

Instead of depicting hubby and wife lying next to each other afterwards, on their backs exhausted and panting, the commercial ends with Adam and Steve both lying face down... but Steve is on top of Adam's back.





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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL

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WE were always 'youthful and attractive'.
I still am and people cannot believe I am the father of full-grown adults!
 
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

WE were always 'youthful and attractive'.
I still am and people cannot believe I am the father of full-grown adults!


Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, Pa.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.





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^LOL  You old 'dudes'!
 
Think about it....if you had a kid with your spouse at 20 years old.
 
You would only be 35 when he turned 15, I was horny as hell at 35 and plenty of years after that.
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Yeah, I'm sure that's fairly common nowadays, but most parents of teenagers don't look like teenagers themselves.

But you'll never see real looking people in commercials.

Everyone has to look like Hollywood TV actors and actresses.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Yeah, I'm sure that's fairly common nowadays, but most parents of teenagers don't look like teenagers themselves.

But you'll never see real looking people in commercials.

Everyone has to look like Hollywood TV actors and actresses.
Maybe because they are?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Yeah, I'm sure that's fairly common nowadays, but most parents of teenagers don't look like teenagers themselves.

But you'll never see real looking people in commercials.

Everyone has to look like Hollywood TV actors and actresses.
LOL
You're saying they are too young to have made a child that age? Maybe.
People take better care of themselves these days.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

WE were always 'youthful and attractive'.
I still am and people cannot believe I am the father of full-grown adults!


Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, Pa.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.





You're simply jealous and starting to pout because none of the available retired widows at the community center bingo hall want that 'explosion of flavor' you promise they will get if they drink your 'Milk Of Amnesia straight from the spout'.WinkLOL
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You know it'll be a fun scene afterward when one of the wee kids walks in later and finds the tube of K-Y gel they forgot to put away and mistakes it for a squeeze tube snack...  Dead
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