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    Posted: 30 Dec 2018 at 7:29am
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Well, Mechanical Separated Chicken has gotten so huge, we have fans in 6 continents!  The only place we don't have fans is Antartica because it's just too damn cold to be touring there. Fans love my band and cheer wildly for them when they perform! I love my band and the fans so much, the fans are truly the heartbeat and soul of music! I am glad to be visiting CIH while we are on a much needed break from all our touring!
Shockedsa·cré bleu!...rumor has it you'll be opening for these folks in Le Gai Parie! Could it be true???!!! Will your group be on the cover of the French version of 'Sweet Sixteen' magazine for boys???! The Inquiring Mindless NEED TO KNOW!


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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

If you've ever seen the movie Green Room, that's how Donathan/CP's band died...
LOLYou sure? I thought that was 'Machete-Separated Chicken'....
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If you've ever seen the movie Green Room, that's how Donathan/CP's band died...
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What you are about to witness is real, the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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WinkLOLWe all knew you'd be back when the meds ran out there, Ducky...but what about the drug-addicted members of the band who got busted in the airport bathroom? Any rehab stories for us?

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Well, Mechanical Separated Chicken has gotten so huge, we have fans in 6 continents!  The only place we don't have fans is Antartica because it's just too damn cold to be touring there. Fans love my band and cheer wildly for them when they perform! I love my band and the fans so much, the fans are truly the heartbeat and soul of music! I am glad to be visiting CIH while we are on a much needed break from all our touring!
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

Also, Keith Richards is a damn cockroach outliving everybody! LOL
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ConfusedWhat's wrong with you folks?
All of this attention is simply feeding 'it'.
Even I can see Donathan was abused and raped by 'Daddy' as a child, then ignored as favored brothers and sistaz got all the attention at home. When you have no friends, you develop your own and then a single life can take on a life of its own! Here at CIH we know this, we've experienced it 'first-hand' while 'tang as probably experienced it 'fist-hand'.
 
In the spirit of keeping this thread on the ridiculous track it is on, I'll contribute 
 
Here's the lyrics to the first stanza of my forthcoming Inner-city country music smash acoustic guitar rap hit, 'DonnaPoutyPouth the little Potty Mouth':
Growing up in the projects
with dirty toys not your own
that keep you from being alone before
before Daddy comes to give you his 'bone'
will make your mind turn to stone
you must invent others
to keep you from being alone 
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Attention Whore Deficit Disorder.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Dang, Donna!  The last post was almost a year old...let it go!


I was bored and sleep deprived when I said that.

 
Yet you had the wherewithal to seek out and reply to a thread which, according to you, has nothing to do with you.
 
 
 
 


I was just randomly looking at CIH threads when I found this thread and commented on it. Remember, bored and sleep deprived.   
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Dang, Donna!  The last post was almost a year old...let it go!


I was bored and sleep deprived when I said that.
 
Yet you had the wherewithal to seek out and reply to a thread which, according to you, has nothing to do with you.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Dang, Donna!  The last post was almost a year old...let it go!


I was bored and sleep deprived when I said that.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Dang, Donna!  The last post was almost a year old...let it go!
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I am not Cranedy Pouth! I promise!
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Oh crap, double edged sword!
 
 
That's great Cranathan...we hope for many more monotonous posts. 
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Update on Mechanical Chicken. Mark is out of rehab and back in the band officially. Alicia asked,"Does this mean I am fired?" As she was the replacement WHILE Mark was in rehab. Now that he's back, she understandably was worried. The male members of the band and I had a long discussion. We all agreed it would be nasty to just fire Alicia after she helped us so much. We came up with the solution. Let Mark and her become co lead singers! We told Alicia the solution and she agreed. We are now a six member band! :)
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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Maybe you are not Donathan.  Because you are finally taking the anti-psychotic meds you should have been taking years ago, and they are actually working...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL Hahahahhahahahahahaha! LOL (Yeah, I don't believe that either...  LOL)

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I am neither.
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Mar 2017 at 12:44am
Cranedy, let's review:
 
1.  Your posts sound just like Donathan's.
2.  You start threads similar to the ones Donathan always started.
3.  You write stories that, except for the plots, sound just like Donathan's
4.  You stick around on a forum that accuses you of not being who you say you are, just like Donathan and friends always did.  There's something very odd about that.
 
So, you're either Donathan, or you have the same personality/disorders that he does.  Which is it?
 
 
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Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Once again, I am NOT DONATHAN!


Once again, you are too DONATHAN!


      
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Cranedy Pouth Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 11:14pm
I didn't write any of those posts!
Using nuclear weapons on problem people is not the answer, you psychopath!

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Did you review any of your previous posts?
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Once again, I am NOT DONATHAN!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Mar 2017 at 8:01pm
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

I am not Donathan!
LOL
 
 
 
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

It's always the same old sh*t...just a different day.
Direct Link To This Post Topic: I am not Donathan!
Originally posted by Cranedy Pouth Cranedy Pouth wrote:

Would you guys please stop accusing me of being Donathan? It's very unnerving and unsettling to be a newish CIH member and be accused of being some member I don't even know!
Direct Link To This Post Topic: So, Donathan is Calvin now?
Direct Link To This Post Topic: Please, anyone tell me who Donathan is
I keep being accused of being this Donathan guy, and I don't even know who he is. Just tell me who he is so I am not in the dark. I am just semi new after all.

Direct Link To This Post Topic: Who the hell are Ken and Donathan?.....
I am neither Ken or Donathan. I don't know who they are. I just came to this board to talk about commercials that annoy me, not to be compared to posters I have never even heard of.
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