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    Posted: 09 Oct 2014 at 10:05am
ED drugs, talk about your bum, females feeling not so fresh, things that go buzz in the night.
 
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Have any of you watched the movie Apocalypse? I love the scene when the camera drops to the sidewal, and the news reporter says "The Cameraman has dissappeared!" After that you hear a cacophony of cars and trucks honking their horns and the sound of vehicles colliding. A peek inside a car that crashed shows a passenger knocked uncounscous , next to him you see a pile of clothes where the driver used to be. Then a plane falls out of the sky.  It's going to happen someday, and You do not have to pack your gear when the rapture occurs! Big smile
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Disapprove...please tell me we're not going to resurrect the dead threads for the 'Number One Top-Selling Product' of the U.S. prision system for Men.

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ED drugs, talk about your bum, females feeling not so fresh, things that go buzz in the night.
 
Is nothing off limits?
 


Bloody hell.....the fact that so many of us boomers are growing older is cool. What I don't like about that fact is that advertisers focus on products to entice our libidos.
I can remember looking at my parents when I was a kid and shuttered at the thought of them getting randy with each other. When I see these ads my shutter response is exactly the same.
My wife and I are growing older with grace and dignity, and we don't need these stupid products.
We also don't need to reenact scenes from pornograhic films as an enhancement.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Disapprove...please tell me we're not going to resurrect the dead threads for the 'Number One Top-Selling Product' of the U.S. prision system for Men.

Embarrassed  Yikes, I didn't think of that and I hope I don't again.
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Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

Have any of you watched the movie Apocalypse? I love the scene when the camera drops to the sidewal, and the news reporter says "The Cameraman has dissappeared!" After that you hear a cacophony of cars and trucks honking their horns and the sound of vehicles colliding. A peek inside a car that crashed shows a passenger knocked uncounscous , next to him you see a pile of clothes where the driver used to be. Then a plane falls out of the sky.  It's going to happen someday, and You do not have to pack your gear when the rapture occurs! Big smile


Okay, and this relates to the commercial HOW?
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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This thread is kinda old, but so am I.
 
How do you explain these to the youngins?
 
With this first example, shouldn't they have a cat and a rooster playing?? Or would that be too suggestive.  Big smile I'd walk a mile for that verticle smile. Tongue
 
  
 
Jerry & Dee
 
 
Sorry folks, for my lewd thoughts.  This one must be a squirter. 
 
 
 
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LOL these ads are so ricdicu----holy macaral is that a hoverboard!?
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Ok, I'll admit it, when I saw the title of this thread: K-Y: Yours and Mine- (video), I was kinda hoping for porn.

Or at least an instructional video.

Not some "use this sh*t and it'll make you slap the sh*t out of each other in the sack" crap.

No, thank you, KY. I'll stick with my Febreze.
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Ok, I'll admit it, when I saw the title of this thread: K-Y: Yours and Mine- (video), I was kinda hoping for porn.

Or at least an instructional video.

Not some "use this sh*t and it'll make you slap the sh*t out of each other in the sack" crap.

No, thank you, KY. I'll stick with my Febreze.
LOLLOLLOL
I use some fabreze products, not as a marital aid.
We have a thing that goes buzz for that.
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DisapproveIiiiiiii remember the oooold days when we would throw out the painter's plastic to cover the floor, then I'd hand out P-W's Yours & Mine...hers was a quart of Crisco, mine was a quart of Texaco 30 weight motor oil. Just like the add, it makes ya feel all wiggly & giggly to the point of squirting in glee.
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Texaco? How did you solve the problem of viscosity breakdown inherent in all Texaco motor oils in high-friction environments?
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Texaco? How did you solve the problem of viscosity breakdown inherent in all Texaco motor oils in high-friction environments?
LOLLOLLOL
PaW should know better than this, you need a vegetable oil, not fossil fuel crankcase oil.  LOL
In Indiana, we would get out the Wesson oil and visqueen.
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Texaco? How did you solve the problem of viscosity breakdown inherent in all Texaco motor oils in high-friction environments?
LOLLOLLOL
PaW should know better than this, you need a vegetable oil, not fossil fuel crankcase oil.  LOL
In Indiana, we would get out the Wesson oil and visqueen.

Really? Vegetable oil? You know how bad that stuff is for your hardo... heart? Well, you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but I would suggest to Pa a nice EVOO, for heath reasons... and switch out the painter's plastic for a Twister game. You know, just to add a little spice.
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Ah, naked twister?!
 
You can't be using any lubricants for that,  don't get me started.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOLLOL
Ah, naked twister?!
 
You can't be using any lubricants for that,  don't get me started.

Pft, what's a sprained ankle here and there?

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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

Texaco? How did you solve the problem of viscosity breakdown inherent in all Texaco motor oils in high-friction environments?
WinkOUR rings are solid gold - no breakdown, only positive friction.
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

PaW should know better than this, you need a vegetable oil, not fossil fuel crankcase oil.  LOL
In Indiana, we would get out the Wesson oil and visqueen.
ShockedWhaaaat?! You had your own little Dona'tang that you'd invite out, oil up, and toss to the regulars from the County Lockup, just for the 'quick laugh'?WinkLOL 
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Yeah, go to the prison reference, welcome back PaW.

You and Missy D would know more about that than *I*.
 
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-_- i think i've seen this and similar commercials on channels meant for kids like cartoon network (not JUST adult swim at night but during the day as well) and other channels. oh oh, and let's not forget all the ED and viagra sh*t. seen all those on such channels before as well.

honestly, it's one thing to advertise this stuff online but an entirely different matter when it comes on tv when young children can see it at any given time when theres a commercial break.

i may frequent an nsfw [if you don't know what that stands for then you're not old enough and probably shouldn't be on the internet in the first place.] website but i do know when to keep things to myself (that and how to differentiate reality from freaking fiction which is something i bet a LOT of people related to the legal system might actively ignore if something such people might consider obscene comes up. if that happens, say goodbye to the concept of privacy, or so i'm assuming. >.>), things like these commercials. things that by all rights should be kept private and away from freaking KIDS!

private/privacy, IT. IS. A. THING! some things should not be left in plain sight where just anyone can see it whether they want to or not. do i go around sharing stuff from that website with young kids? hell no! just like i'd never want them to see such commercials on tv or likewise that kind of ads on the internet (adblockers exist for a reason you sick ad companies).

then again, i'm not a parent (nor do i really care to ever become one for that matter >.>) so who cares about my opinion regarding kids, right? (this last part was mainly aimed at parents who more or less couldn't care less what they're kids see. and i'm sure such people exist sadly.)

edit: lol oh, that's awesome. so the censors here only block part of the word (note the star in the word after viagra) and not the whole thing? that's pretty lenient compared to most sites i've seen where the whole word would get censored.
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These commercials belong on the porn channels or at least not make them so personal. People know what these things are for.
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The latest ad featuring the attractive blonde wife with the butt ugly toad of a husband chatting about how excited they get, then are shown on some sort of jet skies, turns my stomache. No mate, I don't want to imagine you getting excited sexually, in fact, the thought is causing me to puke.
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Next step.....showing the proper application of said lubricant.....and proper usage of....Prime - time porn anyone?
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There's an imoji for that!  LOL
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...noooooooo...just wait.
'Next Thing'?
'KY His & His'
...and I sure wouldn't want to see any 'proper application & example'.
I know, I know, I know...calm down! I can HEAR you from here!
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Very simple.
'KY Hers & Hers', which will be a miserable failure of a product, doncha know...Wink
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*I* think KY is trying to reach every side of the sexual revolution.
Of course, they are going to be PC and use a hetero couple.
The gay guys and lezzies are taking it all in, they get the message too.
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