How many of The 10 Commandments do you try keep? |
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aka ron
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That's almost like, how many civil and state laws do you try to abide by?
It's a friggin demo-crazy.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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msmadz
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I mourn that man's passing every day!
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insanity213
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^^ "Keep they religion to thyself"
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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msmadz
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George Carlin can get it down to one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ooMBIyC8 |
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DARK FATHER
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TEN!! TEN COMMANDMENTS!!
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Perfect response for this thread!! Loved that movie, too!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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Now, now...sometime people just need to live in their own world...and we have to let them.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Everybody knows that thou means "you," thine means "yours," and thy is the possessive form of thou. What some people don't know is the difference between "your" and "you're" though. Did you know that 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance? |
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I put the thread into modern day language interpretation. How many people know what "Thou, thine, and thy" mean? Compare that to how many people know what you and your mean....
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msmadz
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Excellent |
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^ DARK FATHER,
You are correct. The Satanic Bible was published by Anton Szandor LaVey in 1969. The Nine Satanic Statements are reworded and reordered. |
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Papa Lazarou
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Does 5. count for Geese or any of the other animals that mainly procreate by rape? XD
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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DARK FATHER
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I thought "The Satanic Bible" has the 9 satanic statements...? Most of these are those 9. |
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Old English must be too complex for the Donathans that be. Too bad because there are plenty of commandments in the style of Old English for him to go around: I am Donathan, Ken, Anna, Sandra, Alex, etc. Donathou shalt not use other personalities before me. Donathou shalt not use the personalities' names in vain. Remember the Donath day, to keep it holy. Donathy father and mother. Donathou shalt not kill. Donathou shalt not write Dave stories behind thy wife's back Donathou shalt not steal candy bars Donathou shalt not bear false profiles against thy CIH neighbors. Donathou shalt not covet thy married boss or anything that belongs to thy boss's wife |
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Eleven Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. 2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. 3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. 4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. 5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. 6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. 7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. 8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. 9. Do not harm little children. 10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. 11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. © Anton Szandor LaVey, 1967. |
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msmadz
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By the way, what the heck kind of Commandments were those? Where are all the THOU SHALT's and Thines etc? These sound like some sh*t kids would mumble before doing a secret handshake to gain entrance into a tree house.
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^^ Google gave 2 results - most likely you're thinking of The Bellamy Brothers' "Livin in the West."
GWAR was the other one, which were/are thrash metal from the 80's/90's. |
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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aka ron
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"Shot a man for snoring"
Somebody help me name that tune.
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msmadz
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^ Now I have to listen to the song!
I hear the train a'coming It's rolling round the bend |
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insanity213
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And I ain't seen the sunshine since ... I don't know when. |
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msmadz
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But I shot a man in Reno once, just to watch him die... |
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insanity213
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I couldn't care less about the first 10 commandments. It's 11-15 that I'm interested in.
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
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