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    Posted: Yesterday at 3:36am
i can see where i MAY have overreacted as there is a micro amt. of said T&A BUT..
slo-mo those white clad arse cheeks and WOO HOO that is the STAR of this super bland Trulicity ad
Its a SIT-UP, BANANA
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^ Yeah man!

We old dudes are supposed to leave the young girls alone!
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Tell me u FAIL TO SEE the flippy floppy of teen body parts in this ad
the LOVING SLOW motion of Disney age T&A...i bet the director saw it!!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

That Trulicity ad with the soccer team teen girls in white see through shorts with their DAD makes me go near PEDO..did the Disney casting crew set this up and SLO-MO of ass cheeks? Really? its messed up

Why, why, why-oh-why.... would you describe that commercial without posting the video?????? Angry

Now I have to go look it up myself!!!!! Ouch
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

That Trulicity ad with the soccer team teen girls in white see through shorts with their DAD makes me go near PEDO..did the Disney casting crew set this up and SLO-MO of ass cheeks? Really? its messed up

Why, why, why-oh-why.... would you describe that commercial without posting the video?????? Angry

Now I have to go look it up myself!!!!! Ouch
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That Trulicity ad with the soccer team teen girls in white see through shorts with their DAD makes me go near PEDO..did the Disney casting crew set this up and SLO-MO of ass cheeks? Really? its messed up
Its a SIT-UP, BANANA
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Originally posted by jnoble jnoble wrote:

I see the Honda ad has the standard issue token black friend to go along with the standard issue generic 30-something couple in their picture-esque upper middle class neighborhood 

ConfusedCall me 'curious', but did you recently get mugged by a black 30-something in a pretty community, or lose a promotion to a pretty black 30-something, or maybe rejected by her? You've a few posts that lend one to believe there may be a touch of animosity toward specific peoples... Wink
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Here's the link for this hated commercial. Abother on my Hatoraide list.


I see the Honda ad has the standard issue token black friend to go along with the standard issue generic 30-something couple in their picture-esque upper middle class neighborhood 
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Here's the link for this hated commercial. Abother on my Hatoraide list.
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Originally posted by MrPink MrPink wrote:

i feel like i need a shower after i watch these commercials.


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Bet they use Teen Spirit by Mennon! Prostitots on display. They could easily star in their own Lifetime movie.Now to your thread therenare so many of them out there but 2 contenders: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DI_-p5NPJvZY&ved=0ahUKEwjU8rivjoHlAhWCuVkKHTTOCmoQo7QBCCAwAQ&usg=AOvVaw0zjLsAum5R4jB5DldXGdCc
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

A 5 year old thread?
 
Yeah, these girls are now probably way past the age that their target demograph is looking for.  When they say "We are 18", they mean "We just became legal and we're not a day older than 18".  LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.

You sound like an expert, so I'll ask - is it true that steroids will shrivel up your nads like sun dried tomatoes?
Uh...Kelly is all female!  I wouldn't mess with her!



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Originally posted by Tully Blanchard Tully Blanchard wrote:

Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.

You sound like an expert, so I'll ask - is it true that steroids will shrivel up your nads like sun dried tomatoes?
Uh...Kelly is all female!  I wouldn't mess with her!


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Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.

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All these weight lifting comments - so I will *weigh in* I spent over 25 yrs in the gym and was a former National Level Powerlifter (Squat - Benchpress - Deadlift) did some bodybuilding too but preferred Powerlifting - at a bodyweight of 117 lbs I could Squat 285 lbs - Benchpress 170 and Deadlift 305 lbs. And yes my glutes are well shaped from hip below knee squats - it ain*t a true squat unless the hip comes below knee and your ass touches your calves.
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WHY did you resurrect this thread???! 
LOL
Noticed it as I was just listening to the perfect 'day-after' theme song! It became *MY* official 'day-after' theme about 35 years back when I gave the Missus a *beautiful*, very shiny jet-back vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day, I swear! It cost a lot of money, back then (I think somewhere around $200) and I had researched it very heavily without stopping my drinking until I bought it and presented it.
"How thoughtful, you miserable drunk. Why didn't you get TWO?! One for the upstairs...but now, show me how it works....".
I'm not one to look back and wish I had made a different choice, but in this case, I probably should have taken her to dinner, instead. 
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Originally posted by MrPink MrPink wrote:

i feel like i need a shower after i watch these commercials.


I usually feel like I need a penicillin shot after I watch them.
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A 5 year old thread?
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None of them are jailbait. The beautiful blond and the others are porn stars.  The blonde goes by the name Elsa Jean and she can take a black shlong as big as her arm.
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18 is ok. Why not? Legal age.




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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

A good girl knows how to Jerk and clean. :P
It's been awhile, we used to call that a snatch. Clean and jerk.
Weights up to your chest, you can move your legs to get it over your head, hell I don't remember.
 


And when used suggestively, it's enough to get censored LOL

(Said part is around 1:20, but the whole thing is good)




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At 1:27 into the stupid sodding teddy bear commercial, it shows part of the box -- you can see a hole in it and the phrase, "AIR HOLE" printed on it. An AIR HOLE for a stuffed bear for Christ sakes?!? Shocked

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Reminds me of the Vermont Teddy Bear commercials.


those were pretty sleazy, with all the subtlety of being hit with a sledge hammer.



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Oh Good God y'all...

Will the FBI confiscate my hard drive for watching this? Embarrassed

See, they don't show that stuff here in the Bible Belt.

And re: all these double entendres? For shame..
Now: drop and give me twenty...meanwhile I'll be bench pressing..with the Olympian.. (or is that bench pressing the Olympian..)
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I honestly have not gotten into the Olympic lifts. Too much potential for f**k-ups due to the VERY exacting form they require. The most adventurous I get is some powerlifting moves and form
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