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    Posted: 30 Jan 2014 at 2:48am
I thought Viagra ads were bad until these started running. They all open up with some older but virile guy lusting at his wife while she's doing something asinine, like hopping around on one foot while trying to put on the other shoe or while she's gyrating spastically to her IPod. In reality, most normal guys would be laughing their asses off. Of course, this brings on "the urge", and the message is that he'll need to hurry up and pop a Cialis so he can pop his wife. And then the dumbass ad closes with that stupid shot of a couple sitting in separate bathtubs on a lake or at the ocean or wherever. So like, they can't get in the tub together? Does one of them have an STD? Of course, the warnings that they have to announce are the best part such as, "Go to the E.R. or call your doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours." Call my doctor? Hell, I'll be calling a hooker!
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Just saw the one with the guy on the porch a few minutes ago.  I guess he pops a woodie and, suddenly, he's draped all over who we presume is his wife.  I say "presume" because the guy looks like he'd be all over whoever was nearest to him.  Check out the look on his face in the screen capture.  Total perv.  He's got perv hair, too.



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Oh, how I HATE these ads. Angry  Every last one of the men are creepy.  There doesn't seem to be anything genuine about the supposed "attraction" between the man and the woman in any of these ads, either - the set-ups are totally phony, the expressions on the actors'  faces are all strained, and the constant "looks of love" are just what you said - pervvy.  The  women all look carnivorous and the guys look like goofy saps.  "Hold that romantic thought, honey, while I go get my Cialis!  Be right back!"  No wonder we don't see what happens after the  guy takes his "magic pill." 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Check out the look on his face in the screen capture.  Total perv.  He's got perv hair, too.





LOL

It looks like a degenerate serial killer lustfully watching his prospective victim playing with her hair and fantasizing about strangling her with it:




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Commercials for dick medication shouldn't even NEED to be broadcast!!! AngryDeadAngry

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One thing I never understood: How many men of that age actually look like the men in these commercials? I'd say very few. If a 'realistic' portrayal of an older couple is their goal, here, they're not doing very well.

I never got the bath-tub thing, either. Why would anyone want to do that?
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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

 

LOL

It looks like a degenerate serial killer lustfully watching his prospective victim playing with her hair and fantasizing about strangling her with it:




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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:


Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Check out the look on his face in the screen capture.  Total perv.  He's got perv hair, too.





LOL

It looks like a degenerate serial killer lustfully watching his prospective victim playing with her hair and fantasizing about strangling her with it:




My Cousin Who is the same vintage as me (1952) is a nearly perfect doppelganger for the guy in the commercial. Like me he has never been arrested much less convicted of any crime. He volunteered and served in the military. He owns 2 successful businesses in Aspen, CO and is a very upstanding citizen. He has always been into health and fitness. I guess that is why he looks 40 y/o while I look 61 y/o.   
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Originally posted by Zach6848 Zach6848 wrote:

One thing I never understood: How many men of that age actually look like the men in these commercials? I'd say very few. If a 'realistic' portrayal of an older couple is their goal, here, they're not doing very well.


  

I just looked up the Viagra commercials to see if I could come up with the name of one of the actors.  I found one.  It's the one with the guy on the beach lighting a fire with rocks, while the teenage runaway named Cristal he picked up at the 7-11 awaits her fate inside the tent.

Anyway, the guy's 51---probably 48 or 49 when the commercial came out---and used to be a model and dancer.  He was also in soap operas. 

Anyway, that's the kind of guy they want us to think we're all like.  LOL




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Is he going to carve up the chick in the tent? God, what a creepy-looking guy. 
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^ya gotta point there - he DOES look like the cialis-crazed Nature Valley Cereal Murderer.
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Damn it, I'm getting sick of these dick med commercials!

If you can't get your dick up IDGAF who f**king cares!

Why the hell are we talking about dicks anyway?
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

^ya gotta point there - he DOES look like the cialis-crazed Nature Valley Cereal Murderer.
 
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There are few things more nauseating than the fake, phony romantic, lovey-dovey scenarios in these putrid ads. I mean really... who acts that way, especially at their age???

And how many people at their age are as good looking as these hand picked, casting-director-paired "couples"??? You & I & everyone else knows damned well that none of these "couples" had likely ever even met prior to being cast for these ads.

A more realistic scenario would involve a couple of  fat, rumpled old slobs laying around on the sofa watching TV & swilling beer, when the "husband" says "I think the boner pills are kicking in. Wanna do it now?" To which the "wife" replies, "Yeah, I guess so. Might as well get it over with now so I won't have to worry about it again until next month."

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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Check out the look on his face in the screen capture.  Total perv.  He's got perv hair, too.





LOL

It looks like a degenerate serial killer lustfully watching his prospective victim playing with her hair and fantasizing about strangling her with it:






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^^ LOL
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