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    Posted: 19 Jan 2014 at 1:56am
Possibly one of the most gag-inducing things I have ever had to watch...

Enjoy!

and my god, that list of side-effects at the end... it's a hell of a potential cost just to have the 'old goose loosened'.


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Um, no. We don't need to hear about that
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I didn't watch the vid...but is that the pill you take if your pussy {NOT CAT!} hurts when you phuck? Question

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Cat Box Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jan 2014 at 12:22pm
yes, apparently it gets to be quite the desert down there after menopause.

if you listen carefully you can hear the voice over downplay lubricants as if only a heathen would use them.
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At least lubricants don't harbor the possibliity of clots, stroke or cancer of the uterine lining...damn, when I get to that age, I think I will pass on Osphena.
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and my god, that list of side-effects at the end... it's a hell of a potential cost just to have the 'old goose loosened'.
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Hubby is taking Cialis, they can compare side effects. Kind of like foreplay for old people sex. 
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Originally posted by Cat Box Cat Box wrote:

...and my god, that list of side-effects at the end...it's a hell of a potential cost just to have the 'old goose loosened'.
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Hubby is taking Cialis, they can compare side effects. Kind of like foreplay for old people sex. 
Confused!WinkIt will remain my wish both of you rude lil'f'king upstarts live long enough to understand WHY these meds exist.
 
Or maybe not.
 
Or maybe, even worse, your Grannies sit you down for a 'dead birds & bees' discussion about things you never wanted to know about, but you will need to soon enough (unless you both join the Vienna Boys' Choir) 
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Hail to the V!!!
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Gotta say---those are some pretty hot post-menopausals.


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It just bothers me how they're filmed in slow motion, caressing themselves, like some kind of weird soft porn prologue. I can't watch it. 
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Originally posted by goldpet66 goldpet66 wrote:

It just bothers me how they're filmed in slow motion, caressing themselves, like some kind of weird soft porn prologue. I can't watch it. 


Agree 100%. I also think it's funny that the two grandmas are alone in the ads. So did they just go at it with each other?
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Originally posted by Idiocrat Idiocrat wrote:

Originally posted by goldpet66 goldpet66 wrote:

It just bothers me how they're filmed in slow motion, caressing themselves, like some kind of weird soft porn prologue. I can't watch it. 


Agree 100%. I also think it's funny that the two grandmas are alone in the ads. So did they just go at it with each other?
TongueFor you both - let's get to makin' 'mouth bubbles', you insolent little creeps!LOL

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Just saw this one recently.

One more reason why guys can no longer watch TV with their mothers.





Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Just saw this one recently.

One more reason why guys can no longer watch TV with their mothers.


 


ConfusedCan you imagine right after the commercial ends, having Mom wanting your opinion about the stuff?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Just saw this one recently.

One more reason why guys can no longer watch TV with their mothers.


Is any sane, normally developing person over the age of maybe 8 ever really safe when watching television with their parents? Somehow I think not. LOLLOLLOL
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What's wrong with this commercial?! Older women are sexy. Especially when they've got the neck wrinkles.
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Just one word to describe the commercial and product....
EWWWW!!!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Just saw this one recently.

One more reason why guys can no longer watch TV with their mothers.


ConfusedCan you imagine right after the commercial ends, having Mom wanting your opinion about the stuff?


I would be cringing so badly from embarrassment I doubt I'd even hear the question.

Besides, ads like this are the main reason why, when I'm at my mom's house watching TV, I always hold onto the remote, so I can zap that sh*t before they pass the point of no return.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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I was treated to this ad last night, in the 10 o'clock hour I think, and am glad I wasn't watching TV with anyone (except my cats, of course, and please don't make pussy jokes).  Tongue  (Yep, all alone on a Saturday night.)  Cry

This is just TMI!!!  So post-menopausal women are going to rush to their OB-GYN docs for a script so they can experience the pleasures of pleasure without the pain?  Because lubricants just can't do that?  At least lubricants don't have serious and fatal side-effects!

Now that the "V" word is all over, I guess there is nothing sacred anymore.

The Cottonelle Brit Chick should do an ad with Viagra & Osphena ... "They go To-GETH-er!"

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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I was treated to this ad last night, in the 10 o'clock hour I think, and am glad I wasn't watching TV with anyone (except my cats, of course, and please don't make pussy jokes).  Tongue  (Yep, all alone on a Saturday night.)  Cry

This is just TMI!!!  So post-menopausal women are going to rush to their OB-GYN docs for a script so they can experience the pleasures of pleasure without the pain?  Because lubricants just can't do that?  At least lubricants don't have serious and fatal side-effects!

Now that the "V" word is all over, I guess there is nothing sacred anymore.

The Cottonelle Brit Chick should do an ad with Viagra & Osphena ... "They go To-GETH-er!"

No kitty jokes here.LOLLOL
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Idiocrat Idiocrat wrote:

Originally posted by goldpet66 goldpet66 wrote:

It just bothers me how they're filmed in slow motion, caressing themselves, like some kind of weird soft porn prologue. I can't watch it. 


Agree 100%. I also think it's funny that the two grandmas are alone in the ads. So did they just go at it with each other?

TongueFor you both - let's get to makin' 'mouth bubbles', you insolent little creeps!LOL

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I want to hear about women's vag cream as much as I want to see ads for boner pills....which is not at all. The Viagra ads where men are supposed to be defined by whether they can get it up or not is just offensive. I'm happy I have reached the age of maturity where I think with my brain instead of my penis.
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I like to live my life in the here & now. I don't want to spend my younger years worrying about if or when all these horrid changes are going to start plaguing me & my mate. Damn pharmaceutical companies! Just leave us alone, ya money-grubbing whores! If & when we feel the need for this junk, we will seek out professional help from our doctors. Pharmaceuticals are so insanely marked up as it is, they're still going to make millions even without the constant commercial barrage.

I'm just thankful I don't have children who want explanations to all of these commercials! My heart goes out to parents who have inquisitive children.
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Originally posted by Cat Box Cat Box wrote:

Possibly one of the most gag-inducing things I have ever had to watch...

Enjoy!

and my god, that list of side-effects at the end... it's a hell of a potential cost just to have the 'old goose loosened'.



With that smokey voice, nice face and endlessly long legs this middle aged Milf is the last person who'd need this pill or whatever the f it is. Was she a Bond girl from the Roger Moore era? I'd shag her, a hot cougar with legs that could choke me to death any old day. If I have to croak that's the way I'd like to go. That music gets on my nerves. Does remind me of 70's bad porn flick music. And not to be politically incorrect but Osphena sounds like another baby girl name for a hood rat baby girl. Is it me or do all these drugs names sound like they could be the names for ghetto babies? Osphena, Jenuvia, Lotrell, There more of them but, I'm having a brain fart. Does anyone know the hot actress that plays the Osphena long legged milf?
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Quote And not to be politically incorrect but Osphena sounds like another baby girl name for a hood rat baby girl. Is it me or do all these drugs names sound like they could be the names for ghetto babies? Osphena, Jenuvia, Lotrell, There more of them but, I'm having a brain fart.


Good thing I haven't seen this commercial yet, but you're right and I am WAITING for a girl named Boniva.  Just WAITING, so help me...
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