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    Posted: 07 Jun 2013 at 2:43am
ConfusedWTF?!!!
What's up with Vonage?
"We're SO generous we will actually HIRE that mentally-deranged street monkey to be our spokesperson! WE understand HIM - WE will 'give him a life'!" ?!Shocked
And they want US to take THEM seriously?
I think not.
This is the kind of commercial that cements  my belief that Vonage is run by a bunch of junior-grade business clowns that grew up in homes with mothers that didn't love them...and still don't.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Triple J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jun 2013 at 12:41am
Just saw a brand spanking new ad featuring this asswipe. It's so new it's not even on YouTube yet.

http://ispot.tv/a/7nPp

They even have banners with his ugly face plastered everywhere. This is not good. Not good at all. Stop it, Vonage. Stop it... Stop it... STOP IT!!!
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This week, on Sentences We Never Expect to See:

I miss giant piles of paper wads.
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Me too, I could go for 100s of hours of woo-hoo music, than see this sleazeball.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ConfusedWTF?!!!
What's up with Vonage?

"We're SO generous we will actually HIRE that mentally-deranged street monkey to be our spokesperson! WE understand HIM - WE will 'give him a life'!" ?!Shocked

And they want US to take THEM seriously?

I think not.

This is the kind of commercial that cements  my belief that Vonage is run by a bunch of junior-grade business clowns that grew up in homes with mothers that didn't love them...and still don't.


 


And they live in the basement.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jun 2013 at 5:30pm
Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Just saw a brand spanking new ad featuring this asswipe. It's so new it's not even on YouTube yet.

http://ispot.tv/a/7nPp

They even have banners with his ugly face plastered everywhere. This is not good. Not good at all. Stop it, Vonage. Stop it... Stop it... STOP IT!!!



Who's gonna clean up that mess after smashing those holes into the walls? "walls separate people"? Sounds like hippie-speak!
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^^ "holes in walls" .... That must be the commercial that I just saw.  What a friggin' abomination.  It's another one of those unnecessarily loud commercials that has no correlation to the product it's advertising.  Bastards Angry
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It don't get that loud on the iPad. I can imagine it being 10 times louder on the TV though.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jun 2013 at 12:12am
Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Just saw a brand spanking new ad featuring this asswipe. It's so new it's not even on YouTube yet.

http://ispot.tv/a/7nPp

They even have banners with his ugly face plastered everywhere. This is not good. Not good at all. Stop it, Vonage. Stop it... Stop it... STOP IT!!!
Ouch...yea - I want that 30 seconds of my life back, Vonage! And what is up with the guy at the end who says. "CANADA!" and not only doesn't punch a hole in a wall, he actually missed the glass wall when he chucked what I thought was an old HP printer...now, that is just being insensitive to Canadians, doncha know!
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I'm kind of glad that the original video is blocked. Less chance of this sleazeball spreading his lies.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hezadancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Jun 2013 at 6:28pm
I now associate Vonage with homeless people. Piss stained, whiskey breath homeless people. Great job adtards!
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"I can't afford a haircut, a beard trim... maybe a shave, or a load of laundry at the laundromat, but I can afford Vonage."
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anyone else wonder why he now has a job, but is still homeless, hasn't shaved/bathed/put on clean clothes?  Where is his Vonage salary going?
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I don't wonder, with all that generosity Vonage is throwing around, they can't afford to pay him. He's OK with it though, because he's doing something for the greater good. Like any good Hippie would.
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"People! Listen to me! Your phone company sucks!........ Got any spare change??........ Fascist!!!"
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Occupy Vonage!
 
 
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