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    Posted: 05 Feb 2013 at 4:20am
No luck on YouTube. This is a recent commercial where the spokesperson states that "the only thing missing is Jesus". Why is there not an amber alert? Why is the latest photo of Jesus not on milk cartons? Just kidding. I think Jesus has been missing since the empty tomb and the ascenction! Over 2,000 years ago. 
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I'm not an atheist, but I do like these billboards.
 
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Quote Religious billboards are a fairly common sight in San Diego, carrying messages like “Jesus is Lord, Not a Swear Word.” But starting Thursday, San Diegans will be treated to a different message.

The San Diego Coalition of Reason and American Atheists are setting up their own billboard. Drivers on Martin Luther King Jr. freeway (state Route 94) will see the sign near College Avenue that carries the message, “Atheism: A personal relationship with reality.”

The two groups spent $4,000 on the billboard to tell people what the term "atheist" really means, said Debbie Allen, the head of The San Diego Coalition of Reason.

“Some people assume that atheism is an entire world view," she said. "It’s not. It is an opinion about one thing and one thing only. About whether or not there are deities, fairies, goblins, ghosts, any kind of supernatural deity.”

“There’s a big difference between respecting people and respecting their beliefs," he said. "I respect every person, but I do not respect the belief in an invisible man in the sky, because that’s ridiculous.”

 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'm not an atheist, but I do like these billboards.
 
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Quote Religious billboards are a fairly common sight in San Diego, carrying messages like “Jesus is Lord, Not a Swear Word.” But starting Thursday, San Diegans will be treated to a different message.

The San Diego Coalition of Reason and American Atheists are setting up their own billboard. Drivers on Martin Luther King Jr. freeway (state Route 94) will see the sign near College Avenue that carries the message, “Atheism: A personal relationship with reality.”

The two groups spent $4,000 on the billboard to tell people what the term "atheist" really means, said Debbie Allen, the head of The San Diego Coalition of Reason.

“Some people assume that atheism is an entire world view," she said. "It’s not. It is an opinion about one thing and one thing only. About whether or not there are deities, fairies, goblins, ghosts, any kind of supernatural deity.”

“There’s a big difference between respecting people and respecting their beliefs," he said. "I respect every person, but I do not respect the belief in an invisible man in the sky, because that’s ridiculous.”

I agree. We have freedom of religion and freedom from religion!

 
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They go hand in hand, don't they?
 
 
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Speaking of billboards. I remember seeing a billboard between Dallas and Houston that said
 "Stop the porn and be reborn" -Jesus
Blasphemy at its best!

Last I heard, Jesus was on Sepulveda Blvd, getting hot with the women.

Too bad the jagoff shot the video sidways.
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She sounds like Sam Kinison.
 
I wonder if that's her car....
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

She sounds like Sam Kinison.
 
I wonder if that's her car....
 
 
 
 

lol she does!
I bet it's her's now.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

No luck on YouTube. This is a recent commercial where the spokesperson states that "the only thing missing is Jesus". Why is there not an amber alert? Why is the latest photo of Jesus not on milk cartons? Just kidding. I think Jesus has been missing since the empty tomb and the ascenction! Over 2,000 years ago. 
 
 
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   I would be more than happy to fill in until you find Jesus.
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Originally posted by hump hump wrote:

Speaking of billboards. I remember seeing a billboard between Dallas and Houston that said
 "Stop the porn and be reborn" -Jesus
Blasphemy at its best!

Last I heard, Jesus was on Sepulveda Blvd, getting hot with the women.

Too bad the jagoff shot the video sidways.
 
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unfortunately I can't see much beause the video is constantly pixelating!!!! f**kING DIGITAL MEDIA!!!!!!
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^^^ Great advertising for KFC right across the street, frickin Pig.  Is she giving the windshield wiper a blowjob?
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I changed the quality less pixelating I finally get to see it, funny stuff!
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

No luck on YouTube. This is a recent commercial where the spokesperson states that "the only thing missing is Jesus". Why is there not an amber alert? Why is the latest photo of Jesus not on milk cartons? Just kidding. I think Jesus has been missing since the empty tomb and the ascenction! Over 2,000 years ago. 
700 club keeps informing us that jesus is still missing. He has still been missnig since the ascension. Jimmie Hoffa is still missing. I don't see commercials concerning that.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

No luck on YouTube. This is a recent commercial where the spokesperson states that "the only thing missing is Jesus". Why is there not an amber alert? Why is the latest photo of Jesus not on milk cartons? Just kidding. I think Jesus has been missing since the empty tomb and the ascenction! Over 2,000 years ago. 
 
I don't think they ever found the 900-foot Jesus that Oral Roberts once saw.  I mean, how the hell could that Jesus have gone missing?
 
 
 
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Maybe Jeebus is lost underneath that last guy's subtle and realistic toupé

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He's in Richard Gere's bum.

Seriously, I saw a sex toy for sale with an "engraved" holy image in it. You have the option of Jesus ascending, or a Madonna.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

No luck on YouTube. This is a recent commercial where the spokesperson states that "the only thing missing is Jesus". Why is there not an amber alert? Why is the latest photo of Jesus not on milk cartons? Just kidding. I think Jesus has been missing since the empty tomb and the ascenction! Over 2,000 years ago. 
 
I don't think they ever found the 900-foot Jesus that Oral Roberts once saw.  I mean, how the hell could that Jesus have gone missing?
 
 
 
Well. Oral (what a strange and easily targeted sexual name) is in the arms of his 900-foot tall Jesus or as I suspect of the religion for profiit TV evangalists is squashed under his foot.
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Hurm. Like Jesus would have anything to do with those 700 club nutwits. Dude would probably chase them like he did those money lenders
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Originally posted by Synesthesia Synesthesia wrote:

Hurm. Like Jesus would have anything to do with those 700 club nutwits. Dude would probably chase them like he did those money lenders
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Hey, 700 Club idiots!  I found Jesus!  He's at the bottom of the ocean!  He says that you should come to him, with only faith as your scuba gear! 
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Judging by how annoying his own fan club is maybe Jesus is avoiding them. Maybe he just wants to relax, watch some Family Guy, drink a few beers, smoke a joint, and play his guitar in peace without everybody buggin' him for something.
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Jesus strikes me as more the Violin type.

but an electric violin...with bones on it...and the neck is Satan's pecker.
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Jesus strikes me as more the Violin type.

but an electric violin...with bones on it...and the neck is Satan's pecker.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:



No luck on YouTube. This is a recent commercial where the spokesperson states that "the only thing missing is Jesus". Why is there not an amber alert? Why is the latest photo of Jesus not on milk cartons? Just kidding. I think Jesus has been missing since the empty tomb and the ascenction! Over 2,000 years ago. 

Jesus has been found at the Phoenix airport'
http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/384466/3/Air-travelers-find-Jesus---on-airport-security-floor-
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