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    Posted: 26 Jul 2012 at 10:22am
NukeDisapproveWarning! You must be at least 18 years old to watch this commercial, even if Mom is in the bathroom while you're having your milk & cookies, after school.
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ShockedWhat the hell...just WHO got 'twisted'?! BOTH of 'em?! Eeeeek!
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I hate these commercials so f*cking much. I want to slap the sh*t-eating grins right off of both of their faces. These commercials are so self-satisfied it's disgusting.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

NukeDisapproveWarning! You must be at least 18 years old to watch this commercial, even if Mom is in the bathroom while you're having your milk & cookies, after school.

This is probably the time this ad is most often played, and probably during a Kids Show as well!Angry
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I feel dirty.

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I do most of the housework and don't expect any sexual favors in return from my wife. Is that Twisted?
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So the title of this doohikee means they'll contort their bodies into odd angles to touch colored circles while having sex?

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Why is the husband so excited about Trojan Twister night?  What does he get out of it?  It sounds as if the product is "for her pleasure", not his.
 
They really need to get more graphic about this product, rather than be so coy about it.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Why is the husband so excited about Trojan Twister night?  What does he get out of it?  It sounds as if the product is "for her pleasure", not his.


Probably because using it in on her is the only way he's able satisfy her so she'll stop banging the milkman.

Either that or it comes with an adjustable harness for those special pegging sessions.


 


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Why is the husband so excited about Trojan Twister night?  What does he get out of it?  It sounds as if the product is "for her pleasure", not his.
 
They really need to get more graphic about this product, rather than be so coy about it.
 
 
No they don't! LOL  4 "positions" sounds like this product might be for (ahem) um, back door action, too.
 
(Dear God, yes I went there)
 
No wonder he's so excited.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Why is the husband so excited about Trojan Twister night?  What does he get out of it?  It sounds as if the product is "for her pleasure", not his.
 
They really need to get more graphic about this product, rather than be so coy about it.
 
 
No they don't! LOL  4 "positions" sounds like this product might be for (ahem) um, back door action, too.
 
(Dear God, yes I went there)
 
 
So, how was it?  LOLWink
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Why is the husband so excited about Trojan Twister night?  What does he get out of it?  It sounds as if the product is "for her pleasure", not his.
 
They really need to get more graphic about this product, rather than be so coy about it.
 
 
No they don't! LOL  4 "positions" sounds like this product might be for (ahem) um, back door action, too.
 
(Dear God, yes I went there)
 
 
So, how was it?  LOLWink
 
 
Say 50 Hail Mary's, 100 Glory Be's and a dozen Rosaries, young man! LOL
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I don't even want to KNOW what that thing is used for.
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Couldn't be any worse than peanut butter and KY Jelly sandwiches...Smile
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Why is the husband so excited about Trojan Twister night?  What does he get out of it?  It sounds as if the product is "for her pleasure", not his.
 
They really need to get more graphic about this product, rather than be so coy about it.
 
 
No they don't! LOL  4 "positions" sounds like this product might be for (ahem) um, back door action, too.
 
(Dear God, yes I went there)
 
No wonder he's so excited.
 
Until she bends it into a "U" to use both ends at the same time.  Shocked  Then he's Cry superfluous....
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Originally posted by madawee madawee wrote:

I feel dirty

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I've never seen sex toys advertised so much until recently. I wonder if people are just being more open about it, or they just really need that much assistance in having an orgasm.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Why is the husband so excited about Trojan Twister night?  What does he get out of it?


I will merely mention that there IS some appeal in watching one's lady friend, ahem, performing solo from time to time.

Especially if her solo performance is followed by an invite to be an active part of the second act.

Based on the dude's reaction in the commercial I'm guessing he's expecting to receive such an invite.

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Wow. Why? Who? What?
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

I feel dirty.

 
Before or after?  LOL
Wouldn't be surprised if the instructions say "dishwasher safe"....  LOL
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Why is the husband so excited about Trojan Twister night?  What does he get out of it?  It sounds as if the product is "for her pleasure", not his.
 
They really need to get more graphic about this product, rather than be so coy about it.
 
 
No they don't! LOL  4 "positions" sounds like this product might be for (ahem) um, back door action, too.
 
(Dear God, yes I went there)
 
No wonder he's so excited.
Agreed.
Damn thing looks like a Playskool (no - not Nerf)  'Butthole-Staple' for those that wanna dance 'cheek-to-cheek'. All that has to be decided is who gets the black-end and who gets 'the fatty'.
Yea...let'em get 'hooked up' and lined up against the wall so we can play 'Dodge Ball' with'em, I tell ya - the laughs will never end...
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

I feel dirty.

 
 
I am dirty.  
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Confused...when I woke up this morning and cranked up the UNIBALL thread, I failed to mention that commercial came on sandwiched between two showings of this commercial.
Yea - this one seems to be showing everywhere at least once an hour - I'm thinkin' it is a conspiracy by the tourism board for the end of the season - next year all of this year's victims tourists will be back, all twisted and preggos, or totin' brand-spankin'-new lil'barfypoop bags.
Think I'm gonna go talk to some local grocers and retailers and see if'n they sold out of these things, paying particular attention to stories about people that bought more than one (ya know - like a 'family pak', or something...)
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You know, its never clearly said that the wife wasn't going to use the twister on him.  Maybe a trip to brown town is what you need to get your hubby's to do more housework.  Centuries old problem solved. Wink
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^  "brown town"  LOL
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