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DUDETTE DUDETTE DUDETTE!!!!!!!!!!

It's about HATING THE CHARACTERS (who are fictional up the wazoo!) not the women!

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

CHILL!


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Originally posted by CreamLady CreamLady wrote:

Just so you know.....I happen to think any type of hatred, dislike, or hostility towards women is an absolute sin.  Do you hate your mother?  Your sister?  Your aunt?  Your daughter?  Your wife?  Your girlfriend?  Maybe you say you don't hate women, but judging by your posts, you have some serious issues with us.  Don't you know that hatred of women is an absolute sin?  If you hate women, you hate alot of people.  However, hatred of men.....I don't see anything wrong with that at all, because men make alot of problems for the world.  But hating women is unforgiveable.  We still don't have a female president!!  Does that tell you anything?

 
You've got problems, SourCreamLady.  You sound like the Westboro Baptist Church.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Wild Starchild Wild Starchild wrote:

 
It's like tying their tongues to the bumper of my truck good!!!
It's like pouring concrete in their ears good!!
It's like putting their Maxi Pads on them adhesive side up good!!
It's like putting pickle juice in their damned Yogurt good!!!
It's like dropping a Mentos in their Diet Coke good!!
It's like farting and holding their head under the covers good!!!
It's like adding Ex-lax to the f**king Yogurt good!!!
It's like clipping a battery charger to their nipples good and cranking the dial!!
It's like using a cactus on them for a dildo good!!
It's like spreading their legs and watching the thermometer drop 60 degrees good!!!
LOLLOLLOLLOL
 
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
 
Good one, WS!!
 
 
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Originally posted by CreamLady CreamLady wrote:

Uh...how about "cutting a man's balls of and shoving them down his throat GOOD!!", or "us beating up our husbands to unrecognizable pulps GOOD!!", or better yet "chaning our men to the radiator by his dick GOOD!!"?!?!?!?!  Personally...I have no problem advocating severe and brutal violence against men, or even brutal misandry....but the kind of blatant misogyny and utter outright hatred of women and advocating any type of violence, or disrespect, against women is F*CKING UNCALLED FOR AND GOES AGAINST GOD!!!


Originally posted by CreamLady CreamLady wrote:

Just so you know.....I happen to think any type of hatred, dislike, or hostility towards women is an absolute sin.  Do you hate your mother?  Your sister?  Your aunt?  Your daughter?  Your wife?  Your girlfriend?  Maybe you say you don't hate women, but judging by your posts, you have some serious issues with us.  Don't you know that hatred of women is an absolute sin?  If you hate women, you hate alot of people.  However, hatred of men.....I don't see anything wrong with that at all, because men make alot of problems for the world.  But hating women is unforgiveable.  We still don't have a female president!!  Does that tell you anything?


I seriously hope that you're joking, because otherwise you're making women look really bad!Unhappy
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Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

I finally paid attention to the one with the woman on the phone, talking about all the things she eats every day, with the husband looking in the fridge.

FIRST OF ALL, how NASAL can you be and still get hired?!  Yehnnnnnnsterday. EWWWWWWW.  Second, the way she talks to her husband is like she's talking to a naughty child.  She doesn't even make it sound like a question; it's more an accusation.

I love Yoplait; I hate their commercials.

I KNOW!!! She's the nasalest person I've ever heard in my life! I would walk all the way to wherever it is she lives and be her personal Henry Higgins! But instead of taking her to a ball afterwards I would probably rough her up a little bit. and then maybe some more.
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What commercial is this thread about?

I don't think I've even taken a notice to it.
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Originally posted by Fighting Fitzpatrick Fighting Fitzpatrick wrote:

Memo to the husband:
You can solve that problem.
You can:
A. Walk away from her.
B. Turn the other cheek by eating yogurt from one of Yoplait's rivals like Dannon.
C. Dump that six-pack of her yogurt on her head.
D. File claims for a divorce.
or...
E. Have some common sense and show that you are the man of the house!
 
I blame all Yoplait ads on Hillary Clinton,Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama,the Three Stooges of the 21st Century...

I'm guessing this is the guy who drove JR over the edge, and I'm not yet through the first page.
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Originally posted by CreamLady CreamLady wrote:

Just so you know.....I happen to think any type of hatred, dislike, or hostility towards women is an absolute sin.  Do you hate your mother?  Your sister?  Your aunt?  Your daughter?  Your wife?  Your girlfriend?  Maybe you say you don't hate women, but judging by your posts, you have some serious issues with us.  Don't you know that hatred of women is an absolute sin?  If you hate women, you hate alot of people.  However, hatred of men.....I don't see anything wrong with that at all, because men make alot of problems for the world.  But hating women is unforgiveable.  We still don't have a female president!!  Does that tell you anything?


I really hopw you're making fun of yourself here. If you are, then fantastic. You're doing a wonderful job.
But if you're serious, just.......wow. I can't even create words to tell you off, that's how mad I am. All I can suggest is that you look up "hypocrite".
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Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

Originally posted by Fighting Fitzpatrick Fighting Fitzpatrick wrote:

Memo to the husband:
You can solve that problem.
You can:
A. Walk away from her.
B. Turn the other cheek by eating yogurt from one of Yoplait's rivals like Dannon.
C. Dump that six-pack of her yogurt on her head.
D. File claims for a divorce.
or...
E. Have some common sense and show that you are the man of the house!
 
I blame all Yoplait ads on Hillary Clinton,Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama,the Three Stooges of the 21st Century...

I'm guessing this is the guy who drove JR over the edge, and I'm not yet through the first page.

Oh damn I was wrong. Hmm. Oh well, this guy's still a douche.
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Damn!!!! This is getting confusing.
 
Who's fighting with who?
 
I think it's turning into a free-for-all.
 
It's about time we had one of those!!!!!
 
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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C'mon, man!
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Ya know, Jimbo, I'm starting to feel the same way. LOL
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Originally posted by Fighting Fitzpatrick Fighting Fitzpatrick wrote:

I blame all Yoplait ads on Hillary Clinton,Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama,the Three Stooges of the 21st Century...
 
And just 3 more in the endless procession of women you'll never have sex with.
 
Q.) What do you call a woman who won't have sex with Fighting Fitzpatrick?
 
A.) A woman.
 
 
 
 
 
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Yeah!
Uhh, f**k you, Duracell!










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Originally posted by yutolia yutolia wrote:

Ya know, Jimbo, I'm starting to feel the same way. LOL
 
ARE YOU TRYIN TO START SOMETHIN WITH ME???????? AngryAngry
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Damn!!!! This is getting confusing.
 
Who's fighting with who?
 
I think it's turning into a free-for-all.
 
It's about time we had one of those!!!!!
 
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
And there hasn't even been a full moon this week.
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Fighting Fitzpatrick Fighting Fitzpatrick wrote:

I blame all Yoplait ads on Hillary Clinton,Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama,the Three Stooges of the 21st Century...
 
And just 3 more in the endless procession of women you'll never have sex with.
 
Q.) What do you call a woman who won't have sex with Fighting Fitzpatrick?
 
A.) A woman.
 
 
 
 
 

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Hey,I'm sorry I said what I said 'bout HRC,BHO's wife (Michelle Obama) and the 3 Stooges crack,but I did not like those Yoplait ads. I like women,but it's the ladies from the Yoplait yogurt ad I do not like.

Oh by the way...
 
The Trix Rabbit sneaking up to take the Yoplait Yogurt away from those girls...that's 'Box Tops For Education' good!
 
Sales of Yoplait yogurt plummeting to a new low because of those girls from their commercial...that's 'Dannon Is Yogurt' good!
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Egads, Jimbo...nice signature.

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Sweet Mother Of Pearl - I knock off 2 hours early, lose power, get back online and WOAH! All hell breaks loose.
 
I blame the heat. SLAP! Take that, humidity!
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Originally posted by Fighting Fitzpatrick Fighting Fitzpatrick wrote:

Hey,I'm sorry I said what I said 'bout HRC,BHO's wife (Michelle Obama) and the 3 Stooges crack,but I did not like those Yoplait ads. I like women,but it's the ladies from the Yoplait yogurt ad I do not like.

Oh by the way...
 
The Trix Rabbit sneaking up to take the Yoplait Yogurt away from those girls...that's 'Box Tops For Education' good!
 
Sales of Yoplait yogurt plummeting to a new low because of those girls from their commercial...that's 'Dannon Is Yogurt' good!


I suppose most of us can live and let live.


One thing though. You are supposed to put a space after a comma. Okay?
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Sweet Mother Of Pearl - I knock off 2 hours early, lose power, get back online and WOAH! All hell breaks loose.
 
I blame the heat. SLAP! Take that, humidity!
 
Hehehehe...you lost power.  LOL Though perhaps I shouldn't laugh.  We've been lucky for the past year or so, in terms of not losing power. 
 
The storms last night must have been gnarly.  I was watching Two And A Half Men last night, when the beloved weather alert things shudder their way across the screen, alerting us of "severe thunderstorms".
 
Three cheers for record highs!
 
 
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As a card-carrying feminist, I've read a lot of stuff on CIH that could curl the hair braided in my armpits; however, NONE of it has been said by my friend, Wild Starchild.  To call him misogynistic is like calling me blasphemous.  You're barking up the wrong tree, mates.
 
Further, Fighting Fitzpatrick has been adult enough to back off of the Three Stooges joke (nyuck, nyuck, nyuck), so that issue has been retired. 
 
CreamLady, I welcome you to the madhouse, but you might want to check out St. Thomas Aquinas's Summa Theologica before you accuse someone of committing an "absolute" sin. 
 
Last of all, KUDOS to WS for the caveman/gecko line.  That was soil-the-Depends funny, dude.
 
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Thank you very much, I will remember next time!
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Originally posted by Fighting Fitzpatrick Fighting Fitzpatrick wrote:

Hey,I'm sorry I said what I said 'bout HRC,BHO's wife (Michelle Obama) and the 3 Stooges crack,but I did not like those Yoplait ads.
 
No problem.
 
I just get defensive when certain Democrats are attacked.
 
Especially Hillary who has gotten way more than her share of it over the years.
 
I tend to jump up & throw up the dukes, ya know?
 
 
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Originally posted by NiteRaidah NiteRaidah wrote:

Egads, Jimbo...nice signature.

 
Thanks.
 
I need to do a little more Photoshopping on it, though.
 
Maybe reduce the size a tad....
 
 
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