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President delivers State of the Union address;  People tune in to watch Democrat response, but go watch something else after seeing that it was not made by Madea
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With tight budgets, police departments discovering new revenue stream;  For a fee, they will airbrush your mug shot "to show off your beautiful looking face"
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Sponsors & advocates of the Green New Deal claim that it will work, point to Venezuela and North Korea as success stories;  Each American will receive a free horse that they can use as transportation or food

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Most people found to have the 'Pied Piper' virus on their smart phones;  Malicious code mimics addiction, entices users to unknowingly keep using their electronic devices for long periods
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Authorities warning people not to approach their cars if they are "glowing in the dark";  Phenomenon is caused by radioactive guano released from bats nesting in nuclear waste dumps

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Much like today, Stone Henge was an ancient tourist trap;  Archaeologists confirm finding evidence of concession stands, ring toss games, and even a dunk tank
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Super-powerful steroids accidently added to baby food;  Resulting 'Juggertots' can flip over cars, make changing diapers dangerous, and even rip phone books in half
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Report finds that the spiders in your house could eat you;  Fortunately, they find lots of other things to eat first

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Subway trying to decide between Jusse Smollett or guy who choked panther to death as new spokesman;  "Both defended their Subway sandwiches to the death.  We like that kind of customer loyalty!"
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