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Butthurt snowflakes get their way, force Apu to be dropped from The Simpsons;  Beloved Hindu character to be "disappeared" from series, while newly empowered SJWs victoriously wave the scalp they took as they look for their next victim
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Butthurt snowflakes get their way, force Apu to be dropped from The Simpsons;  Beloved Hindu character to be "disappeared" from series, while newly empowered SJWs victoriously wave the scalp they took as they look for their next victim
 
Waylen Smithers may be next -- he's a closet queen and we all know how the people who booted Apu would feel about that. Confused

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84 year old woman with walker leads police on slow-speed chase after robbing bank;  Cops finally arrested her after she stopped to sit down for a rest

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Seven state recall of Swedish meatballs accidently made with horse meat;  Many thousands reported getting the trots
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Pass the Little Debbie's and 2 buck chuck!  Worrying over elections can make you fat:  Democrats stress eating, stress drinking more than Republicans


https://freebeacon.com/culture/poll-democrats-stress-eating-drinking-republicans-table-due-midterms-stress/
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Massive recall of 2019 Toyota Pomona automobiles;  Car maker forgot to include handles inside the doors so people could get out
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Latest bunch of tax-raising grifters elected into office;  Concerned citizens begin hiding cash under their mattresses
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Harley-Davidson wusses out, introduces quiet electric motorcycle;  Sales to women expected to drop to zero, as new bike "doesn't rumble & roar"  <<IYKWIMAITYD


http://fortune.com/2018/11/06/harley-davidson-electric-motorcycle-livewire/
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Reports of another refugee caravan heading toward the border;  Convoy of Hollywood celebrities fearful of Trump slowly making their way to Canada;  Nobody is stopping them
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Kids warned not to put gum under desks or chairs anymore;  School custodians using DNA to track down perpetrators, shave their heads
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Histrionic SJWs call Sex Crimes police after hearing that Martha Stewart was going to spatchcock a turkey, claim to be #METOO victims;  Silly furor expected to result in a L&O: SVU episode being made
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New natural diet makes you as thin and muscular as the animal that inspired it, the snake;  Most who have tried it say once you get over the initial "ick" factor, swallowing pink baby mice is easy and healthy
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Psychiatric study claims that there is a good chance the person sitting next to you is a freak;  Researchers caution "not to confront or suddenly startle" them
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DEA warns of new drug epidemic growing in popularity with kids;  Pharmacies to move feminine products behind counter


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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

DEA warns of new drug epidemic growing in popularity with kids;  Pharmacies to move feminine products behind counter
 
Eeewwww!!! That's ducking fisgusting!!! Getting high on used sanitary napkins?!? Dead

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^^ Hey, some of that stuff I couldn't make up if I tried...  Wacko LOL

Canada legalizes marijuana;  When visiting, friendly Canadian citizens will greet you by saying high
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"The Vagina Monologues" canceled at a Michigan college;  Popular play was apparently offensive to women who do not have actual vajayjays


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Food experts claim you are getting ripped off buying canned soup;  "Soup is just flavored water, you shouldn't be wasting your money on it."
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48+ million turkeys attacked Americans this Thanksgiving;  The people valiantly defended themselves and ate the attackers, as well as lots of other good food;  Victory declared!
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Scientists discover that it is not the tryptophan that makes you sleepy after a big Thanksgiving turkey dinner;  Rather, it is the watching of football afterwards that makes people drowsy
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Brexit still on the rocky road to happening;  Most Eurotrash don't consider the English to be European anyway and wish they'd just stay on their stupid island
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New study reveals that all humans are descendants of same man and woman who lived over 100,000 years ago;  And that they are a brother and sister from Alabama



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Parents playing dirty tricks on kids this Christmas:  They're giving them books as gifts;  Kids are confused, not understanding why the multi-page devices are not electronic
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TSA shuts down airport for 6 hours after panicking about buzzing electric toothbrush in luggage;  Officials say "At least this wasn't like the last time when we called in the bomb squad after some suspicious noisy sex toys were discovered"
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LGBLTQ activists frothing over the word "homonym", demanding that it be classified as "hate speech";  Meanwhile, fundies still avoiding the use of "synonym" and "cinnamon"
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