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Penn State discontinues Outing Club nature hiking after deciding it's "too risky";  Main reason is that there was no cell phone service, which could also lead to students "becoming amorous" because they're bored



http://www.pennlive.com/news/2018/04/its_too_risky_for_outing_club.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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Man hits trifecta in animal attacks after being bitten by a bear, rattlesnake, and shark;  For his next record, he will try to win lottery and get hit by lightning while jumping Grand Canyon on a rocket-powered motorcycle

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/04/23/Man-bit-by-shark-after-surviving-bear-rattlesnake-attacks/2331524505804/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=3
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In other news, tonight was the first day of the NFL draft;  Only bookies and those who leech off players cared
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People in danger at famous wax museum;  Visitors having to duck under boobs of Stormy Daniels display as they walk past or risk head trauma or putting an eye out
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It's official, and the jokes are true:  Uranus smells like farts;  Scientists discover that planet's upper atmosphere contains hydrogen sulfide


http://mentalfloss.com/article/541376/its-official-uranus-smells-farts
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Study finds that most people who make typos in their posts to the internet are drunk, stoned, or tired;  A significant portion also make typos when texting while driving
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Expect salad prices to go up this summer;  Greenland's iceberg lettuce crop being threatened by global warming
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Girl scolded for "cultural appropriation" by SJWs after wearing a Chinese dress to prom;  She tells critics to "Go Die In A Fire";  Actual Chinese not offended by her wearing the dress


https://www.dailywire.com/news/30120/sorry-not-sorry-girl-who-wore-chinese-dress-says-ryan-saavedra
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In cost cutting move, California to send it's prison inmates out-of-state;  Average annual cost to keep an inmate is $75k, but it is "actually cheaper to send them to Harvard for a year"
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"Break a leg!" taking on sinister connotations on Broadway;  Rival plays starting to kneecap the competition, literally in some cases;  Mob denies involvement
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Quote An 11-year-old boy from Jiangshan City, Zhejiang Province, was trying to bring an umbrella to his family when he accidentally fell into a fast-flowing roadside drain.

Motorists who saw the boy fall in stopped their cars in the middle of the road and rushed to the rescue in the pouring rain. Sprinting down the road, they finally caught up to the boy and saved the umbrella.
 


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https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/2786/People-Rescue-A-Boy-Who-Falls-Into-A-Roadside-Drain  )
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Denny's offering Star Wars: Solo movie meals;  Random orders to include authentic Wookie hair in the food
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CDC issues updated study report on zombie outbreaks;  Experts agree "Being a zombie is no way to live life"
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Governor calling out National Guard after jackelopes attack cars in Texas;  Pre-emptive roundup begins after biologists warn about population explosion of the "ornery critters"
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High school evacuated after 'bong' scare;  Police misheard 'bomb' in panicked call about a bong seen in a car by a nosy hysterical citizen


https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2018/05/11/holliston-high-school-bong-scare
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Secrets of Surfers Revealed:  To repel shark attacks, surfers pour extra salt on themselves;  "Most sharks prefer a low-sodium diet, and so avoid us to go after waders and sailboarders" 
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Secrets of Botanists Revealed:  If nobody has come out and said whether or not a plant is edible,  always assume that anyone who has eaten it died as a result;  Also, just to be sure, have a grad student taste it first



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Royal Wedding movie coming out next year;  Comedy will feature Seth Rogan as Prince Harry, ten years after;  Expect lots of burps and fart jokes
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Entire country of Finland outed as Fakers;  Shamefaced Finns admit they do speak Finnish, but they can't understand what each other is saying, though they still "fool foreigners really well"
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Nosey neighbors freak out about seeing a child at swingers party, call in the law;  Police investigate, find nothing wrong, chalk up complaint to neighbors upset at not being invited



https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/20/child-spotted-at-swingers-party-was-actually-just-very-short-woman-7562611/
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 Show Dogs movie pulled from theaters over "inappropriate" dog genital groping scenes;  Film would have received an X rating if dog fellatio scenes had been left in

https://pjmedia.com/parenting/show-dogs-pulled-from-theaters-over-inappropriate-dog-genital-groping-scenes/
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Scientists in Hawaii puzzled why erupting volcano "seems angrier" after their attempt to calm it;  Some speculate "It might be that the person we sacrificed to the volcano misrepresented their virginity to us"
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Coffee breaks discovered to be the cause of most office romances;  Study finds that caffeine makes you like other people


https://quartzy.qz.com/1290826/coffee-benefits-caffeine-makes-you-more-social-as-well-as-active/
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Man goes to emergency room after "slipping in shower" (read link text);  Yes, that's how he claimed it happened, denied putting it there himself


https://nypost.com/2018/05/29/man-has-six-inch-shower-head-removed-from-his-rectum/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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The next time you think you are unlucky, think again;  Car rejected from every car wash in tri-state area


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