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MrTim 
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 Posted: 16 Oct 2021 at 6:24am |
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Hundreds of container ships parked off California coast awaiting unloading; Biden: "My 'Boat Parade' is larger than any of Trump's!"
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Posted: 17 Oct 2021 at 6:27am |
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Security experts say never walk 50 feet from a paved road without a gun, knife, and flashlight at minimum; "Movies like Deliverance and The Hills Have Eyes keep driving this lesson home, but people just don't listen"
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Posted: 19 Oct 2021 at 6:15am |
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Weed edibles found in a box of prizes meant for students; Kids' attendance soared, even grades improved, though drug test failures increased
https://torontosun.com/news/world/marijuana-edibles-found-in-teachers-reward-box-for-students/wcm/ce808a45-5cb8-44bf-a019-16e5fb043f3a/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark |
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Posted: 22 Oct 2021 at 6:31am |
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Town's Wizard fails his saving throw, gets fired after 23 years; Council decides $16K/year salary isn't justified since "there has never been a credible threat of a real goblin or zombie attack, which the police could handle anyway"
https://www.independent.co.uk/world/nz-christchurch-council-fires-wizard-b1938937.html |
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Posted: 25 Oct 2021 at 6:05am |
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Reno, NV getting weird, whips are now illegal without a permit; Ban targets certain demographics, complaints to the police were concentrated in the downtown area
https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2021/10/13/city-council-whips-without-permit-illegal-downtown-reno/8445499002/ I won't ask, I don't wanna know...  |
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Posted: 27 Oct 2021 at 6:13am |
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Missouri woman suing GEICO after contracting an STD in a car insured by the company; 15 minutes or less could cost them a lot of money
https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/midwest/2021/10/11/636264.htm |
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Posted: 28 Oct 2021 at 6:12am |
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Go ahead, click. Would I steer you wrong?
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Posted: 01 Nov 2021 at 4:43am |
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UN's COP 26 Climate Change conference meets, proposes to impose a carbon tax on every person worldwide; "The fatter you are, the more you're gonna pay"
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Posted: 01 Nov 2021 at 10:22pm |
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The Annual Halloween ER Report: Bites from pumpkins "in the low single digits"; One case was thought to be rabid, but only turned out to be shaving cream sprayed around the pumpkin's mouth; Bruises from thrown candy corn also minimal
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Posted: 04 Nov 2021 at 5:27am |
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Attendance way down for 7th game of the 2021 World Series; "Nobody showed up, not even the teams" say disappointed vendors
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Posted: 07 Nov 2021 at 4:43am |
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Country music scandal erupts after concert busted: One man posed as the lead singer for four different bands, only changing shirts and cowboy hats between acts; Audiences were easily fooled, as "all these bands pretty much sound the same"
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Posted: 10 Nov 2021 at 6:25am |
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40 percent of American children think that hot dogs are vegetables; An amazing 46% thought french fries were a form of animal
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Posted: 12 Nov 2021 at 5:53am |
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Posted: 13 Nov 2021 at 6:13am |
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Johnson and Johnson splitting up into pharma and OTC consumer stuff; Separate companies to be renamed Big Johnson and Little Johnson
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Posted: 16 Nov 2021 at 6:29am |
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Turn off your TV now! Preview of an upcoming advertising campaign:
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2021/11/14/mariah-carey-mcdonalds-team-up-to-launch-free-12-day-mariah-menu-to-celebrate-christmas-1163163/ |
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Posted: 18 Nov 2021 at 6:02am |
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7-Eleven employee freaks out as bear enters store and follows Covid-19 rules and uses hand sanitizer; No, really, this actually happened:
https://nypost.com/2021/11/16/bear-enters-7-eleven-uses-hand-sanitizer-as-worker-screams/ |
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Posted: 22 Nov 2021 at 5:37am |
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"Black Friday" expected to actually be dark in some areas of the country; Early shoppers warned that rolling blackouts may occur due to high electricity demand
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Posted: 25 Nov 2021 at 5:55am |
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Like you need to be told how to do this:
 https://www.popsci.com/how-to-consume-as-much-food-as-possible-this-thanksgiving/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark |
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Posted: 26 Nov 2021 at 5:40am |
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Millions as stuffed as the turkeys they ate; Many to be thankful in the coming days for the TP they panic hoarded earlier this year
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Posted: 26 Nov 2021 at 9:39pm |
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Plumbers around the country are on alert for Brown Friday!
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Posted: 26 Nov 2021 at 11:16pm |
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Breaking! Grab this popular toy NOW if you can find it! Supplies are limited!
https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/walmart-pulls-children-s-toy-that-swears-and-sings-in-polish-about-doing-cocaine-1.5678364 Hey, Thor, got any in your store? |
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Posted: 30 Nov 2021 at 6:12am |
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With fuel shortages coming up, children are being more naughty than usual; Parents are encouraging the bad behavior and want the coal Santa that will bring them to be used for heating the house this winter
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Posted: 03 Dec 2021 at 5:11am |
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Dozens of curse tablets found in 2500-year-old Athens well; Archaeologists told to "Put them back!"
https://underthefigtree.org/holy-land-and-biblical-archaeology-news/dozens-of-curse-tablets-found-down-a-2500-year-old-well-in-athens/ (The world has gone to hell since they've been found... ) |
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Posted: 05 Dec 2021 at 5:29am |
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Those who have tried to build IKEA furniture are warned: The new LEGO Star Wars AT-AT is huge and looks exactly like the ones in The Empire Strikes Back; It's also very expen$ive, and can't be taken apart once assembled
https://brickset.com/article/67650/lego-has-designed-a-set-that-can-t-be-taken-apart So don't make any mistakes when building it for your kid... |
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Posted: 06 Dec 2021 at 5:42am |
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Spontaneous brawl erupts at kids trampoline park; Sugary energy drinks being looked at as culprit
Wild! https://www.fox13news.com/news/no-arrests-after-hundreds-of-children-involved-in-brawl-at-trampoline-park?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark And: Pot selling on California streets safer than legit cannabis shops: https://www.bizpacreview.com/2021/12/05/smash-and-grab-looters-hit-calif-cannabis-shops-stealing-5m-in-product-safer-selling-on-the-street-1171768/?utm_source=Push%20Notifications&utm_medium=BPR |
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