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Continuing cases of weasels outbreaks around country;  Doctors urge that you get your kids vaccinated
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Potholes on your street that your city won't fix?  Try this easy, amazing trick that gets fast results!


https://www.buzznick.com/protestor-spay-paints-penises-around-potholes-to-finally-get-them-fixed/
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Your computer is still at risk, Y2K not dead;  Original 'disaster' didn't happen in '2000' due to typo, and will actually occur in '2020'
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Thinking of buying a diamond engagement ring for your beloved?  Experts say you can get it cheaper out of town than in a high-rent city jewelry store


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After viewing Marvel TV & movies, many would-be immigrants having second thoughts about coming to America;  Apparently, America has a dangerous mutant problem and quite a few people are getting killed by them;  However, building repair/reconstruction is booming and needs workers
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Oceanographers cautioning that beach potato growth will be a bumper crop this year;  Beachgoers warned to watch where they sit on the sand and to shake out their bathing suits "often"
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Box office shocker!  Poms opening day knocks Avengers: Endgame out of the #1 spot
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4chan dupes mainstream media into claiming that the "okay" sign is a White Supremacy symbol;  Hoaxers failed to get network anchors to sit on their upraised middle fingers, however
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For Mother's Day, Nabisco lauds drag moms for being role models to younger proteges;  Real moms now telling their kids "It's time to cut back on eating sugary garbage"


https://www.dailycaller.com/2019/05/12/chips-ahoy-mothers-day-drag-queen/
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Highlights of 2019 Urine Drinking Afficionados convention in San Francisco:  Almost all preferred a pineapple bouquet over that of asparagus;  The lone holdout claims she had a cold that day
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Mystery player to swoop in, conquer all in Game of Thrones finale;  SPOILER ALERT:  "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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Those in the toughest sales position also the top "Can Sell Anything" legends in the industry;  Successful Used Vacation salesmen can write their own tickets to fame, fortune, and power
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Over objections, Swiss voters approve stricter gun laws;  Swiss Army reservists, though, may still keep mortars and machineguns in their homes
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Hollywood Update:  Despite vicious rumors and wishful thinking, Happy Days characters Ralph Malph and Potsy did not marry each other;  However, Arnold's was indeed permanently shut down for serious health code violations
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Most people who wear 'tinfoil' hats not actually blocking unwanted signals;  "They make a big mistake using aluminum foil instead of actual tin foil" says anonymous expert on the subject
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