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Your "Elf on the Shelf" may be a cheap knock-off;  Many unscrupulous manufacturers dressing up shaved monkeys as a substitute;  Kids can't tell difference, being creeped out by both fake and real
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Dumbest criminal of the holiday season:  She thought she could get away with it


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/framingham-woman-tries-to-shoplift-during-‘shop-with-a-cop’-event-police-say/ar-BBH5gvp?li=BBnbcA1&amp;utm_source=fark&amp;utm_medium=website&amp;utm_content=link&amp;ICID=ref_fark
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Christmas 2017 ER Report:  Only 4 men admitted to ER this year for tying a bow too tightly to their 'packages';  One also had to be cut out of his Santa suit
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A study shows that your office tea bags may contain 17 times more germs than a toilet seat;  Researchers say "You really don't want to know what's in your office fridge!"  



http://www.viralnova.com/tea-bag-bacteria/
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Returns down 70% after UK retailers upped ante for this year's Boxing Day by hiring pros;  Tradition has it that you must defeat a store employee in a boxing match before being allowed to return or exchange a gift
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Food companies slowly dropping MSG;  Most have found that adding actual salt to their products "greatly improves the flavor"
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Vagina Museum opens up next to Penis Museum;  New Baby Museum down the street expected to arrive later this year

https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/about
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Freezing temps affecting most of nation;  After almost a year in office, Trump puts an end to Global Warming
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New marijuana strain combines THC with potent form of tryptophan;  Test subjects claim "It's like inhaling a Thanksgiving turkey!  You do get a little sleepy, but there's no munchies afterward."
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Tourist OD's on Viagra, goes on naked rampage through airport;  Cops wore eye protection, extra gloves while wrestling him to ground to avoid any "shooting accidents"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/american-tourist-overdosed-viagra-strolls-11812119?ICID=ref_fark
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Mini malls throughout the Mendenhall Valley have installed free laundry sets (washing machines and dryers) to ease the blight of methheads, heroine addicts, and other assorted wastoids washing their clothes in public urinals.




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Oprah may be running for president in 2020;  A free car is promised for everyone, but you'll have to share it
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^^If you don't get the joke, it is only ONE free car that the entire nation must share, not one for every person  Wink

Move over Hamilton!;  Michael Wolff's pot-stirring book, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House to be made into a Broadway play
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Man bursts into flames after being Tasered by French cops;  Perp "was saturated with strong wine and flammable cologne"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5254045/Man-bursts-FLAMES-hes-tasered-French-police.html?ito=social-facebook&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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