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Experts:  2nd N. Korea ICBM could hit Chicago;  "But, it's only Chicago..." 
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Survey finds that humming is becoming a lost art;  Younger generation doesn't hum to recent music because "the songs suck"
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Most Psychiatrists think it's crazy that plumbers charge more per hour than they do;  In reply, most plumbers prefer to accept cash instead of bartering for services
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Maduro invites 20,000 Cuban soldiers to "vacation" in Venezuela;  They'll be allowed to carry their guns due to "dangerous criminals and other anti-government types" being loose on the streets
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Anatomists agree that if Chibi actually existed, they'd be "filthy little creatures";  As an example, their arms are so short that "they can't even wipe themselves without assistance"
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Secrets Behind the Creation of D&D Revealed:  Fighters were based on dumb jocks, Elves on Mr. Spock;  Not surprisingly, people who played as Elves never got laid
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After years of debate about a song, it turns out you heard the lyrics right:  Kyrie L. Elise Has Fleas
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Greece issues warning about cigarette butt pollution crisis on beaches:  "Please don't wear thongs, as butts may get stuck in embarrassing places"
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Entomologists discover that banana spiders really do eat bananas;  Catching the occasional insect or small child is "just a tasty snack" for them
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Eclipse brings out the loonies:  Some claim it was caused by Climate Change, others that the event was Racist

http://conservativefiringline.com/atlantic-eclipse-racist/

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Surprising origin of a country's name:  Holland aptly received it's name from "H├Âlle-Land", Early German for "Hell Land";  Many residents agree things haven't changed
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Optional emergency equipment for your electric car you shouldn't be without;  Most manufacturers offer a small hand-cranked generator for when you can't make it to a charging station
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Opinion survey finds that half of people disagree with the other half;  Schizophrenics are even more divided
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Why cockroaches are coming out to be sprayed:  Insecticide-immune roaches are actually seeking today's weak sprays and enjoy huffing them;  Stepping on them still works, though it's messy  
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Sloth attacks daycare in South America;  Toddlers were able to escape unharmed by crawling away
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Kids agree:  Pasta alfredo is just fancy mac & cheese for adults
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Stilt walking could save your life during a zombie apocalypse;  Experts say that while the zombies can sense your presence, they will be confused by and avoid the long legs keeping you above them
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Correction:  An earlier story erroneously stated "wrap your greasy hair in lice".  It instead should have said "wrap your greasy hair in rice".  The editors regret any confusion that may have been caused to those trying to absorb the grease in their hair
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"Powerful" hurricane Irma expected to hit Florida this weekend;  Many have noticed that even the alligators are moving to higher ground
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The surprising reason men leave the toilet seat up:  To keep roaches from hiding on the underside;  Men say the constant bitching is more tolerable than the drama that results "if a bug crawls on her biz one dark night"
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Mob bootlegging sugary drinks into Philadelphia;  Half-priced sodas & juice actually outselling crack & meth 
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Your sex robot could kill you:  Hackers claiming to reprogram them through the internet;  Companies also refusing to pay off on life insurance policies, citing the robots might potentially be used "for suicidal purposes"

http://nypost.com/2017/09/11/hackers-could-program-sex-robots-to-kill/
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Hikers and health enthusiasts should stock up:  Granola tree harvest forecast halved due to damage from droughts and hurricanes
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73% of those surveyed trust their electronic devices less now than they did 2 years ago;  Most people feel that new technology "is waiting to stab them in the back" or even actively try to kill them
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Health Department issues sanitary warning about sharing puppets;  "You just don't know anymore where people's hands have been"
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