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^^ You're thinking of the Bulimia Convention  Wink
 
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Michael Phelps dies in tragic accident while showing off;  World famous swimmer drowns after jumping into pool wearing all of his Olympic medals
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"Celebrity Trash" warning app fails;  Users cautioned "to use their best judgement" to avoid getting near publicity-starved losers and poseurs until system rebooted
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NFL's Colin Kaepernick pisses off lots of people, maybe even sponsors, by sitting out national anthem;  Thousands of oppressed Chinese making his Nike shoe collection may soon be unemployed
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Department of Education to bring the hammer down on kids wasting healthy food;  Engaging in food fights using Federally subsidized school lunches to be deemed a felony offense
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Child safety becoming #1 priority for Feds;  Riding toys and roll-around walkers must be fitted with airbags and seat restraints by 2018
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Study shows that transgenders walk better in heels than women;  Researchers say that it's due to "bigger feet"
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The first Tuesday in September has been designated "Punch a Robot in the Face" Day;  Participants are reminded that robots aren't able to hit back;  Please punch often and responsibly!
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After 4 minute coughing fit during speech, Hillary Clinton hacks up Trump hair-ish furball;  Trump winks in reply, denies the hair came from his head
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Apple releases new iPhone7;  Thousands lining up to get $oaked buying waterproof phone
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Coming soon, marijuana tampons, 4 for $44;  Users are, however, reminded that they are not for oral consumption or smoking
 
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Your computer AI may actually be racist;  Robots judging a beauty contest didn't like dark skin
 

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/08/artificial-intelligence-beauty-contest-doesnt-like-black-people

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Peppermint oil-based shark repellent fails tests;  But sharks did end up with minty fresh breath
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Clinton's bigoted campaign comment boosts economy;  Sales of "deplorable" T-shirts selling out as fast as they are made
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Exclamation Travel Alert!  Tourists warned to stay away from Belgium and the Netherlands:  You'd have to be crazy to visit there anyway, which might make you NEXT
 

http://www.lifenews.com/2016/09/07/belgium-and-netherlands-are-euthanizing-mentally-ill-patients-and-harvesting-their-organs/

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The Government is here and wants to micro-manage you, even if you don't need their help;  Louisiana Officials Demand That Self-Reliant Locals Stop Surviving The Flood Without Permission
 
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-08/louisiana-officials-demand-self-reliant-locals-stop-surviving-flood-without-permissi
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Many in "green" community facing crisis dilemma:  Use all-natural hemp soap and risk arrest from drug-sniffing police dogs, or go without and stink like unwashed hippies while being made fun of in a South Park episode
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Police catch bombing suspect who had vendetta against trash receptacles and kitchen appliances;  Suspect's lawyer complaining that his client will "soon be terrorized by New Jersey courts"
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Los Angeles watering artificial grass during ongoing drought;  "It won't look green if we don't wash the dirt off of it"
 
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?  Behavioral study finds that people would do anything from public nudity to even murder, even if knowing they wouldn't actually receive one afterward
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^^^ LOL ^^^
 
There was a sketch on MadTV approx. 15 years ago that asked what you would do for a Klondyke bar; such as, "Would you murder a random stranger for a Klondyke bar?LOLCryLOL

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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Exclamation Travel Alert!  Tourists warned to stay away from Belgium and the Netherlands:  You'd have to be crazy to visit there anyway, which might make you NEXT


 

http://www.lifenews.com/2016/09/07/belgium-and-netherlands-are-euthanizing-mentally-ill-patients-and-harvesting-their-organs/



That's actually really sad and disturbing.
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"Smart" devices may actually be smarter than their owners;  Steve Jobs laughing at them from beyond the grave

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1845589/clueless-iphone-7-owners-tricked-into-drilling-hole-in-their-phones-to-get-a-headphone-jack/

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Both Clinton and Trump to bring their favorite food to the Presidential debate;  Each will be serving waffles
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Debate results in!  Who was the winner?  The people who didn't watch it
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Mystery solved as to why Samsung devices and appliances are catching fire:  Many electronic Samsung products have pledged their allegiance to ISIS and are trying to kill you
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eBay removes Tebow kidney stone from bidding, deeming it counterfeit;  "We all know Tebow can't pass anything" said an eBay spokesperson
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