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    Posted: 14 Aug 2022 at 5:02pm
Good Gawd this woman annoys me for a reason I can't put my finger on. 

And who smells so bad that they need to put anti-smell lotion or whatever it is on their butt cheeks? 

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Originally posted by d4everman d4everman wrote:

Good Gawd this woman annoys me for a reason I can't put my finger on. 

And who smells so bad that they need to put anti-smell lotion or whatever it is on their butt cheeks? 

She and this commercial are repulsive. What is it with this trend of these white women in commercials who are loudmouthed, unattractive and for some reason think they're the funny girl in the group? Kind of like that obnoxious blonde on the Sonic commercials.
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Isn't this the function of butt cheeks---to keep the smell of butt from escaping so that flies don't swarm and no one knows your butt smells? I mean, God's no idiot; even he doesn't want to smell that stuff. Thus, butt cheeks.



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This product is just another case of a solution in search of a problem.

Then, when they couldn't find one, they just made one up.

How many times have you been out in public, walked past someone and thought

"Oooooooo-wee!!!! Dat lady butt be stankin'!!!!"

Or....

"Day-um!!!! Dat man got's him a case o' de stank ass!!!!"

I'll tell you how many.... NONE!!!

ZERO!!!

Why? Because most people shower or bathe and wash their crack when they do so. Unless you've got a case of the sharts (that was for you aka Ron) your ass isn't going to just start stinking bad enough so that anyone whose nose is further away from your anus than a couple of inches could ever smell it!!!

What a rip off.

Tell people they might have a stanky ass and a percentage of them will run out and waste their dough on your over priced ass-stank cream.

Unbelievable.

OTOH, this guy might be a good candidate....




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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

This product is just another case of a solution in search of a problem.

Then, when they couldn't find one, they just made one up.

How many times have you been out in public, walked past someone and thought

"Oooooooo-wee!!!! Dat lady butt be stankin'!!!!"

Or....

"Day-um!!!! Dat man got's him a case o' de stank ass!!!!"

I'll tell you how many.... NONE!!!

ZERO!!!


Well, to be honest I've met a few people that made your eyes water with horrible BO, Jimbo. (I won't even count the times in Germany because thats an entirely different thing.)

I knew a guy way back in the 90s at Fort Campbell that was so damned funky the commander stopped him at the door to work and told him "Gio back to the barracks and take care of your hygiene. I'm tired of you stinkin' up my AO." (AO=Area of Operations)

His funk was nothing a good shower and hygiene couldn't fix, though. (trust me, Lume wasn't going to cover this). It got bad enough that one day a bunch of guys jumped him in broad daylight, carried him to the barracks and threw him in the shower and dared him to step out of it without cleaning himself. That might sound harsh but this guy smelled ..well, like my squad leader said "like a rancid turd". 
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Originally posted by Pazuzu413 Pazuzu413 wrote:

Originally posted by d4everman d4everman wrote:

Good Gawd this woman annoys me for a reason I can't put my finger on. 

And who smells so bad that they need to put anti-smell lotion or whatever it is on their butt cheeks? 

She and this commercial are repulsive. What is it with this trend of these white women in commercials who are loudmouthed, unattractive and for some reason think they're the funny girl in the group? Kind of like that obnoxious blonde on the Sonic commercials.

I think you nailed it for me. It's the "haha, ain't I funny and cute" thing. It's not just this one commercial. She has several where she's trying to be "humorous" about "private parts" but it just comes off as desperately obnoxious. 

And why the closeups in EVERY commercial? Does she have Goat legs and feet from the waist down? 
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Originally posted by d4everman d4everman wrote:

And why the closeups in EVERY commercial? Does she have Goat legs and feet from the waist down?



I think they could've made it funny if, rather than up close and personal, they had her talking about it at the dinner table, or even in a restaurant, where she goes to strangers' tables to talk about it with them.



      
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I think they could've made it funny if, rather than up close and personal, they had her talking about it at the dinner table, or even in a restaurant, where she goes to strangers' tables to talk about it with them.


True, but OTOH, that too is becoming an overly familiar commercial trope.

I guess there really just is no optimal way to talk about stank ass or a product that is intended to control it.

Maybe they could have had a closeup of an actual talking ass on screen.

A pair of butt cheeks opening and closing in synch with the dialogue.

Or maybe two butts talking to each other about the stank problem one has, then one recommends the product to the other.

That might get some attention.

I would think that we as a society have evolved enough to no be outraged or offended by the sight of human buttocks on TV.

Or having one talk to us.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Maybe they could have had a closeup of an actual talking ass on screen.


And maybe promote the product with scratch-and-sniff cards. Before and after using the product.



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I'm thinking that maybe this product is the result of the twerking craze.



You can't tell me the air in that room is filling up with the scent of lilacs.

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I think they could've made it funny if, rather than up close and personal, they had her talking about it at the dinner table, or even in a restaurant, where she goes to strangers' tables to talk about it with them.


True, but OTOH, that too is becoming an overly familiar commercial trope.


Yeah, like the ad for the colon cancer test where the talking box STARTS a conversation with a guy in the restaurant (if I recall) by saying "I'm non invasive." Some pickup line, lol. 

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I think they could've made it funny if, rather than up close and personal, they had her talking about it at the dinner table, or even in a restaurant, where she goes to strangers' tables to talk about it with them.


True, but OTOH, that too is becoming an overly familiar commercial trope.

I guess there really just is no optimal way to talk about stank ass or a product that is intended to control it.

Maybe they could have had a closeup of an actual talking ass on screen.

A pair of butt cheeks opening and closing in synch with the dialogue.

Or maybe two butts talking to each other about the stank problem one has, then one recommends the product to the other.

That might get some attention.

I would think that we as a society have evolved enough to no be outraged or offended by the sight of human buttocks on TV.

Or having one talk to us.

Don't give them any ideas. We already have commercials with cartoon bears talking about wiping their butts, and a commercials with people talking about pooping.

In a few years they're just gonna come out and say "When ya gotta take a sh*t, use Brand X butt paper! It'll keep the sh*t stains outta your underwear!...and when you're done use Bootyhole Butt lotion so ya don't smell like sh*t!". 
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I shudder at the thought of what commercials will be like in a decade or so.

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^ See my post re Venus razors.

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Quote Yeah, like the ad for the colon cancer test where the talking box STARTS a conversation with a guy in the restaurant (if I recall) by saying "I'm non invasive." Some pickup line, lol.


 I'd imagine that the box shoving itself up the guy's butt is going to hurt, and that afterward it says "I lied..." 
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I don't know, I definitely hate the commercials, but I kinda like the Lume lady. She's cute!
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Originally posted by Pazuzu413 Pazuzu413 wrote:

Originally posted by d4everman d4everman wrote:

Good Gawd this woman annoys me for a reason I can't put my finger on. 

And who smells so bad that they need to put anti-smell lotion or whatever it is on their butt cheeks? 

She and this commercial are repulsive. What is it with this trend of these white women in commercials who are loudmouthed, unattractive and for some reason think they're the funny girl in the group? Kind of like that obnoxious blonde on the Sonic commercials.
i equally blame the obese and unfunny obnoxious Melissa McCarthy & the funny yet fat Amy Schumer
for mainstreaming the 'fat chick' into the collective Amerikkan consciousness
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^ I don't know if McCarthy does standup, but as a comic actress, I think she's pretty good.

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This is f**king disgusting.
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Originally posted by Thuumb Thuumb wrote:

I don't know, I definitely hate the commercials, but I kinda like the Lume lady. She's cute!
Cute? She's repulsive. 
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 She is so freaking annoying and the commercial is so repetitive! I call her a crotch sniffer- I mean she actually applies a number to crotch stink after so many minutes in a shower-- absolutely horrid.
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How did we manage all these years by just using soap and water?
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Originally posted by ilovewings1 ilovewings1 wrote:

She is so freaking annoying and the commercial is so repetitive! I call her a crotch sniffer- I mean she actually applies a number to crotch stink after so many minutes in a shower-- absolutely horrid.


I'm hoping they make an ad where she sticks her hand down her pants then pulls it out, sniffs her fingers and makes a stink face.

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If your ass and crotch reek that bad, you’ve got a much bigger problem than simply needing Lume.
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