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It's just plain stupidity, the ultimate in... (We're running out of things to make stupid commercials about!)

I HATE THEM!! AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
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Seen this one a bunch of times.


I'll bet that the sound would be a lot less bothersome if that thing was embedded in the middle of his colon.
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NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!!! NOOOOO!!! I'm not looking at it or watching it. Anything with buzzers is annoying as hell. GEICO continues to get $0.00 from my wallet.
Liberty Liberty Liberty my a$$. Oh, and that goes with a majority of the other insurance ads, too.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Apr 2019 at 7:59pm
I'm surprised that black woman doesn't just bitch slap that white boy right out of his chair!

Fvck Off Geico!!
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I never associated that obnoxious noise with a hockey goal; to me it was just a loud nasty buzzer. OWWW! Turn that $#!7 down!

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^ It sounds like a freaking train horn!

Now!  I owned a Harley.  This black dude?  When I lived in Indy, it was the black guys who had the crotch rockets.  This guy!!  Singing a Whitesnake song?? I think he just wants to slip his blacksnake into some white woman.

And just how retarded are the adwhores at Geico...I HATE THEM SO!!



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Good Lord!  Have mercy on my soul!

I guess this movie is breaking all kinds of records at the box office.  I just don't get this new trend in movies.

Harry Potter
Lord of my thrones!

That one with Thor in it...Confused


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Good Lord!  Have mercy on my soul!

I guess this movie is breaking all kinds of records at the box office.  I just don't get this new trend in movies.

Harry Potter
Lord of my thrones!

That one with Thor in it...Confused


I JUST saw this commercial and about soiled my pants (not really hard to do, these days)...and the movie? I actually want to see it as almost everyone gets killed off (I saw some previews), but it will not be the end of this chain...gotta bet 'time travel' will come into future play so Disney can continue making a mint off of the superhero trend...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Apr 2019 at 6:21pm
I'm proud to say I've never seen the Avengers movie series and never will. I might be towards the 'nerdy' side on stereotypes, but I'm not in that realm of fantasy. Why waste the money? I know a bunch of people will see it, it will make $1 billion or more, blah blah blah. Give me a funny comedy any day over the Avengers.

And GEICO utilizing this movie to sell insurance. Fk off.
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Well...I'll see the movies - they're fun and spurn the imagination to actually make some of what you see in the comics turn into reality (let's start with AI and maybe some of what you see in Iron Man's workshop). If you can't dream it or fantasize about it, how will it ever come to be?
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I can't remember the last movie I watched in a theater. I only watch old movies and

documentaries at home.

 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


 
¡¡¡POR EL BIEN DE CRISTO!!!
 
I think my OWWW! Turn that $#!7 down!!!! Shocked

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^ For Christ's sake?  You make me work, Angry S!


The stench hasn't even left the room from my last post, more bullsh!t spilling into my living room!


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WHERE'S THE GODDAMN Contains photos that some people might find distasteful (eye bleach) WHEN YOU NEED IT?!? Dead

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Even on a good day, this water leak thing is wearing me out, all it takes to f8ck it up is another new commercials from Geico!  Please, just stop! What you should be doing...
-Paying claims fast with no hassle
-Cutting rates for your policy holders by  Evil Smile

STOP ALL OF THESE COMMERCIALS

The marketing department is a bunch of self serving, over paid, bunch of no talent assholes that can ruin my day in a moment!  In my later days, there might be one good thing about dying, I'll never have to see another Geico commercial!


Get the f*ck out of my house!


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GEICO, the king of horrible commercials, just can't get enough of annoying us with nonsense and bulls**t.
I'd like to send all of these advertising executives to Antarctica, or Siberia. Who magically said 'let's use a guy who sings horribly off-key for our next commercial!' You serious?
How can they keep doing this? Do they think we still don't get the point? Geico sells car insurance. Stop using it as a series of off-topic 30 second vignettes.
This may be one of the worst GEICO ads...EVER!!!!! AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDead


Go pound sand, Geico. I will never use this awful company as long as I live.
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Re: Overflowing Office... I usually see this with the volume off, so I had no clue WTF was going on. Oh, OK, those are "stress balls." I get it now. Confused

Re: Gecko with the Infinity Gauntlet... If there's one thing I'd love to "Thanos snap," it's to get rid of all the stupid adholes.
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

GEICO, the king of horrible commercials, just can't get enough of annoying us with nonsense and bulls**t.
I'd like to send all of these advertising executives to Antarctica, or Siberia. Who magically said 'let's use a guy who sings horribly off-key for our next commercial!' You serious?
How can they keep doing this? Do they think we still don't get the point? Geico sells car insurance. Stop using it as a series of off-topic 30 second vignettes.
This may be one of the worst GEICO ads...EVER!!!!! AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDead


Go pound sand, Geico. I will never use this awful company as long as I live.
Another example of the complete (f*ck you attitude) from Geico.  "Hey!  You can hate us if you want to!  We will still screw you one way or the other!" AngryAngryAngryAngryAngry
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GOD!  Why do you punish me like this?



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ShockedCryI JUST saw this one, yesterday. It made me nervous and claustrophobic as I watched it! I wanted to run out the front door AHEAD of the guy who tried...
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Someone, please!  Just put me out of my misery!


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Somebody please! Pass me the Contains photos that some people might find distasteful (eye bleach) and the ear bleach PRONTO!!!  

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Yes, that Best of GEICO winner. That commercial is basically 'punishment' for winning the damn contest. Every mascot in the same room. 
Ears are bleeding/bleaching - no s--t!
Today I've seen the Walrus Goalie, and 'I Want it That Way'. Last night I saw the goalie, the mascot one, and the new Gecko ad with the crude animation on someone's iPad (which I don't mind).
As long as the lizard isn't mute-worthy annoying, he's tolerable. The rest can go.
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Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Yes, that Best of GEICO winner. That commercial is basically 'punishment' for winning the damn contest. Every mascot in the same room. 
Ears are bleeding/bleaching - no s--t!
Today I've seen the Walrus Goalie, and 'I Want it That Way'. Last night I saw the goalie, the mascot one, and the new Gecko ad with the crude animation on someone's iPad (which I don't mind).
As long as the lizard isn't mute-worthy annoying, he's tolerable. The rest can go.
I HAVE A FLAT TIRE!!! is definitely mute-worthy annoying.Wink
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