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    Posted: 24 Feb 2017 at 4:23pm
We all know that a Geico commercial goes like this...

blah blah blah blah...save 15% or more on Geico...blah blah blah...dumb-ass humor the end! 

I saw a few like the cuckoo clock, the damn gecko, and storybook Geico commercials...there's sooooo damn many let's just have it all lumped into one!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

4 pages worth dating back to March 2014.
 

I tried to type-in the link...it doesn't work!
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I hate this jerk with the glasses. For those of you keeping score, his name's Bill Kottkamp

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This may be the worst they've done.


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In the Caesar's ad mouseprint:
 
"New customers report saving an average of $whatever."
 
This figure only includes those who "saved".
There is a separate number for those who didn't save (which is of course, most people).
 
In other words, you're on one list of the other.
They are ONLY telling you about one of the lists.
 
But if you "saved", then of course the average amount "saved" is impressive because the only way you "save" is by dropping kids off your insurance, raising your deductible, and/or lowering your policy limits.
 
In short:  ONE BIG FAT JUICY LIE.
But one that is well-crafted to be technically "true", as long as you don't ask about the other list.
 
It's a case of "paid less" does not equal "savings".
But most people are too stupid to realize that, so the tripe continues.....
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

In the Caesar's ad mouseprint:
 
"New customers report saving an average of $whatever."
 
This figure only includes those who "saved".
There is a separate number for those who didn't save (which is of course, most people).
 
In other words, you're on one list of the other.
They are ONLY telling you about one of the lists.
 
But if you "saved", then of course the average amount "saved" is impressive because the only way you "save" is by dropping kids off your insurance, raising your deductible, and/or lowering your policy limits.
 
In short:  ONE BIG FAT JUICY LIE.
But one that is well-crafted to be technically "true", as long as you don't ask about the other list.
 
It's a case of "paid less" does not equal "savings".
But most people are too stupid to realize that, so the tripe continues.....
 
 
 

For the most part...GEICO is just a nothing commercial that only mentions saving 15% or more on insurance for like...5 seconds and 25 seconds of it is humorless sh*t!
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"Easier done than said"?  IDIOTS!!  Angry
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

"Easier done than said"?  IDIOTS!!  Angry
 
At least it's quiet.Wink
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^LOL
 
Yeah? Except for the yappy dog! I love those little weiner dogs.
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL
 
Yeah? Except for the yappy dog! I love those little weiner dogs.
 
Me too.
And here again, we have the neutered, sexually inadequate know-nothing husband who requires rescue by the female. 
(Maybe I should have used a word other than "neutered" around the dachshunds!)
 
Anyway, would have been funnier if she'd had a pet gecko on her lap.  Tongue
 
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^LOL
 
She needs some of that one eyed trouser trout!
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

"Easier done than said"?  IDIOTS!!  Angry
 


I HATE this bitch! I can't stand smartphoners, especially smug ones like her.

I wish Geico as a whole would die a slow, painful, horrifying death. I wouldn't use them as my insurance company if they only charged a $1 a year for full auto coverage, because of their rotten, annoying, undignified, simple minded commercials thought up by drug-laced, alcoholic minds.

Also, your car would NOT crank that much if you had a dead or weak battery. You'd be lucky if you'd get some clicking sounds from all the relays trying to power up your vehicle.
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Here's a new Geico commercial I already hate...


Better idea for this commercial...while everyone gets crushed...we see a lot of screaming and...It'd look more horrific!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


WHAT is with the vomit-inducing cheesy music at the end of this ad? Why is it there? Just horrid. 
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Originally posted by jon1 jon1 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:


WHAT is with the vomit-inducing cheesy music at the end of this ad? Why is it there? Just horrid. 

I sooooo want to make a parody of this...and the racquetball guys get crushed like bugs!

Then some guy walks by, looks behind the Geico, and sees the graphic gore and says "EW"!
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I was unfortunate enough to spend a few minutes in my truck today, Geico has a radio commercial about a stolen bicycle that's speaking to it's former owner.  I hate Geico!
 
And this..."The following ad is being condenced for your viewing convenience."
 
It's a Goddamned good thing they didn't say..."The following ad is being condenced for your viewing pleasure."  Pleasure?
When I see or hear a Geico commercial, I feel the opposite of pleasure.
Discomfort, anxiety, frustration, ANGER!!!
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Apr 2017 at 11:50pm
It's so bad I actually miss the raccoon saying "it tastes like mango chutney and burnt hair" Oh! Did anybody see the western scene with the sheriff reciting nonsense in the saloon to the bad guys??? So stupid. I'd rather suffer watching the worst Burger King commercial than see this crap!
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I keep seeing this one, the stupid latest trend where corporations - like Geico sponsor movie releases. Angry

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So, now we have to watch a commercial within a movie trailer?  Angry

All this tie-in stuff certainly is cozy, isn't it?  Dead
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