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    Posted: 14 Jan 2011 at 8:20am
I can't remember if I've posted this one before. I checked and nothing comes up, so here it is. Notice they pretty much focus on the man as the culprit because, as you know, we women DO NOT fart, lol.


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Oh.  My.  God.
 
 
The same kind of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.  LOL
 
 
I have a feeling building up deep inside of me that this thread's going to be a gas.
 
 
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Yeeehah!!!  A farty party......
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Oh.  My.  God.
 
 
The same kind of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.  LOL
 
 
I have a feeling building up deep inside of me that this thread's going to be a gas.
 
 


Oh, Lord, your poor wife, lol!!! Dead LOL
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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:

Yeeehah!!!  A farty party......


It's for all of us women that have been dutch-ovened over the years, Confused
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Wonder if it works for feminine odors....
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Wonder if it works for feminine odors....


Lol, no they have antibiotics for that, Sweety!Tongue
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CryWimmins do TOO fart!
I wish I had a 'Fart Blanket'! I need the protection from 'dem bad ol' femi...femi...gurly ordors an' stuff, doncha know....
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So, along with protecting those above, it also increases the effectiveness of a dutch-oven ten fold!?

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

CryWimmins do TOO fart!
I wish I had a 'Fart Blanket'! I need the protection from 'dem bad ol' femi...femi...gurly ordors an' stuff, doncha know....
"Help PaWolf avoid any more undignified abuse like this - You too can supply him with a 'Fart Blanket' " - Sally Struthers


ROTFLMAO! No we don't....or if we do, it smells lak Channel Number5, so there!!!Wink
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Originally posted by Malcolm Reynolds Malcolm Reynolds wrote:

So, along with protecting those above, it also increases the effectiveness of a dutch-oven ten fold!?

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Damn it! I didn't think of it that way....thanks a lot, Malcolm!!!!Wink
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

CryWimmins do TOO fart!
I wish I had a 'Fart Blanket'! I need the protection from 'dem bad ol' femi...femi...gurly ordors an' stuff, doncha know....
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Here ya go, Pa....
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Little Rebel, your GIF reminds me of that one with the "Surprised Kitty"
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Little Rebel, your GIF reminds me of that one with the "Surprised Kitty"
 
 
 


Lol, I LOVE that one. It's soooooo cute! Clap Clap Clap
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Segway to cat farts.
 
I'll never forget the time my cat Killer first heard one of his own farts.  I had him on his back rubbing his belly when suddenly a nice little pffffffft came out.  He lifted his head up and looked at me like I did it.  He had this look on his face like "What the hell was that?"
 
 
 
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Originally posted by LilRebelChick LilRebelChick wrote:


Lol, I LOVE that one. It's soooooo cute! Clap Clap Clap
 
Yeah.  It's kinda the definition of cute.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Segway to cat farts.
 
I'll never forget the time my cat Killer first heard one of his own farts.  I had him on his back rubbing his belly when suddenly a nice little pffffffft came out.  He lifted his head up and looked at me like I did it.  He had this look on his face like "What the hell was that?"
 
 
 


ROTFLMAO! My sister's dog looks at her butt and then at my sister. Our cat Suki does SBD's lol. LOL LOL LOL
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by LilRebelChick LilRebelChick wrote:


Lol, I LOVE that one. It's soooooo cute! Clap Clap Clap
 
Yeah.  It's kinda the definition of cute.
 
 
Should be in the dictionary with that video next to it. Smile I saw a pic of one the other day that said "Whenever a Republican is elected to office, God kills a kitten". That's horrible, lol! Here's another of my favorite kitty pics.


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LOL
 
 
Here's my little farter, Killer.  He's about 7 in this pic but still looks and acts like a kitten.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

LOL
 
 
Here's my little farter, Killer.  He's about 7 in this pic but still looks and acts like a kitten.
 
 
 


Awww, he's gorgeous! Lol, what a face!




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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

LOL
 
 
Here's my little farter, Killer.  He's about 7 in this pic but still looks and acts like a kitten.
 
 
 


And here's ours, Suki, she's about 2 years old come the 26th of January.

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Beautiful!  Great colors.
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Beautiful!  Great colors.


Thank you. She's just as sweet as they come! She's in Australia with my boyfriend. She sits on his lap all the time cause she's a real Daddy's girl but she is always dropping those SBD's on him, lol. She's a good 15 pounds too. In fact, we've put her on lite food, lol. Here's my other two up there. Her brother and sister. We almost lost little Doofus on Christmas day. She went into seizures and spent 3 days in the hospital. She's okay now but we were just devastated! Christmas sucked this year, Cry

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Lil Rebel...your pics are gone.  Did you delete them from your Photobucket account or something?  I think if you delete pics from your account, they automatically disappear from the sites you've posted them in. 
 
Also, I bumped the pet thread.  We should probably talk about pets there.  We haven't finished discussing farts in this one yet.  Wink
 
 
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