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    Posted: 09 Oct 2017 at 6:50pm
I tried to find a recent thread, let me say that I am pleased that women like to keep a happy clam. Tongue


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A Talking Clam for these ads would be pretty darn funny.  "Don't be shellfish !  Share your Summer's Eve with your co-workers at lunch !"   LOL
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LOL

It is so great that we have some women here with a good sense of humor.

"Shellfish?"  LOL


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"Salmon Chanted Evening.." LOL
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Reminds me of that old joke....

A mother and her 13 year old daughter are walking along the beach.  The daughter says, "Mom, do you think I'm old enough to start doucheing?"

Her mother replies, "Why don't you ask all those seagulls that are following you?"
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Once, when I was working at a drug store while in high school, a black woman came up to me and asked "Do you have dishbags?"  I kept asking her to repeat, and finally asked "what are dishbags?".  "You know---dishbags.", she answered.  We used to sell all sorts of random stuff there, so a bag to store dishes wasn't so preposterous.  I had to get the drug store owner to figure out what she was looking for.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I tried to find a recent thread, let me say that I am pleased that women like to keep a happy clam. Tongue


Ad Woman's Thought Bubble:  "Hmm, I never thought about how nasty my Hail To The V Area gets on a daily basis!  Good thing I saw this display here for Summer's Eve so I can freshen it up!  Because...ya never know what could happen tonight!"  Tongue
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^LOL  I think DRS has a hot date. Send me a PM, don't leave out any details!
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Reminds me of an old SNL sketch from back in the 70's with Gilda Radner. It was a spoof commercial for a carbonated douche called "Autumn Fizz".

Can't find a video, but here's a transcript...


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I swear I remember that skit ! "Don't leave him holding the bag".   LOL  That show used to be so good.  My faves were Bass O Matic and New Shimmer--the floor wax/dessert topping.   Tongue
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I tried to find a recent thread, let me say that I am pleased that women like to keep a happy clam. Tongue


Ad Woman's Thought Bubble:  "Hmm, I never thought about how nasty my Hail To The V Area gets on a daily basis!  Good thing I saw this display here for Summer's Eve so I can freshen it up!  Because...ya never know what could happen tonight!"  Tongue
No!  That's not ME, it's the text that would be in the woman in the ad's thought bubble, if there was a thought bubble.  I'll bet Jimbo could fix one up.  (A thought bubble, that is.)  Big smile
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

No!  That's not ME, it's the text that would be in the woman in the ad's thought bubble, if there was a thought bubble.  I'll bet Jimbo could fix one up.  (A thought bubble, that is.)  Big smile


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LOLLOLLOLLOL
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A friend of mine used to occasionally do this little sing-song kind of chant that went....

"Come on baby, wash that thang!!!
Wash that thang till it smell like spring!!!"




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"Come on baby, wash that thang!!!
Wash that thang till it smell like spring!!!"


LOL That's the way to woo a woman.   With elegant lyrics.   Moon.  June.  Spoon.  POON.   Embarrassed
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I feel kinda bad disparaging that most beloved part of the female anatomy.

It's so warm and cute and fuzzy and wonderful!!!

Say whatever else you will about it, it is probably the most sought after and worshipped piece of living human tissue on the planet.




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Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

LOLLOLLOLLOL

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Well, if there was ever a perfect opportunity to toss in a collection of Mrs Slocombe's pussy clips, it's now...



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How I love Mrs. Slocombe and her Pussy !  LOL
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Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

How I love Mrs. Slocombe and her Pussy! LOL


She was a grand old dame, wasn't she?

Though she could be a bit "catty" sometimes...

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Summer's Eve?
What a name - sounds like words from a verse of bad poetry...
 
 
One Summer's Eve
A decision poorly made caused me grieve
When I took out Julie only to find her real name was Steve...
 
...or, maybe that little artsy café by the bay...
 
"Sweetheart? For tonight, I've made reservations for a twilight dinner on the deck facing the water at 'Summer's Eve'. We'll dine on some fresh fish and enjoy a warm and occasionally misty sea breeze! What do you think?! Can you FEEL it? Can't you just SMELL it?! Let's go!" 
 
 
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Thanks Jimbo!  Clap  You're a peach!  Smile
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I feel kinda bad disparaging that most beloved part of the female anatomy.

It's so warm and cute and fuzzy and wonderful!!!

Say whatever else you will about it, it is probably the most sought after and worshipped piece of living human tissue on the planet.




Seconded!  I'd walk a mile for that vertical smile!

Who knew that feminine hygiene could be so funny? Well done, people!
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Ain't no soap this side of Hell
Gonna wash away that fishy smell
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