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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MontanaTrav Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Mar 2014 at 8:00pm
Originally posted by Dr. Dan Dr. Dan wrote:

What? No mention of Sofia Vergara in "Repeat Offenders?" (I tried searching with Google, only found mentions elsewhere.) I'm sick of her "Look at me I'm so hot you know you want me" tone of voice body language. 


Since she has to grossly exaggerate her accent at all times to further it into our heads that "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M LATINA!!" This is how it's spoken in Sofia-speak:

"Loooooooooooook at meeee I'm SOH *phlegm noise*cchhootttt ju knoe ju want me."
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Originally posted by MontanaTrav MontanaTrav wrote:

 
Since she has to grossly exaggerate her accent at all times to further it into our heads that "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M LATINA!!" This is how it's spoken in Sofia-speak:

"Loooooooooooook at meeee I'm SOH *phlegm noise*cchhootttt ju knoe ju want me."

As a Latino, her accent makes me want to gut my ears.DeadDeadDead I wouldn't mind it so much if it were real, I'd just say she should take some diction lessons, but I never knew it was fake.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MontanaTrav Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Apr 2014 at 8:27am
Not fake, because she actually is Latina.... but she is over-playing and exaggerating it.  Kind of like George Lopez or Enrique Iglesias, or Chris Rock milking the "I'm black" thing for all it's worth.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MontanaTrav Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Sep 2014 at 5:00am
Just saw her peddling CONDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETIONER tonight.  We get it.  You're Latina. 
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I like her. Besides, I can think of a way to keep her from talking for a while...
Say something clever here...

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MontanaTrav Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2014 at 5:51am
Agreed. Except she's so hell-bent on matching the stereotype that she'd probably spend the entire time yelling "AIIIII PAPIII!" over and over again.
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Say something clever here...

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote phxradiolady Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Jan 2015 at 5:08pm
Sophia Vergara is looking more and more like "The Joker" these days. That cartoonish mouth, the "crazy eyes"- not sure if her "beauty" is going to last. Oh- and her accent's fake, just like Charo's was(is?)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Jan 2015 at 6:20pm
I've been avoiding her so much lately, that, when she does shows up. She doesn't bother me!
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Originally posted by phxradiolady phxradiolady wrote:

Sophia Vergara is looking more and more like "The Joker" these days. That cartoonish mouth, the "crazy eyes"- not sure if her "beauty" is going to last.


You make a good point  Wink




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I'd hit it,  if I could do it without my wife finding out. Tongue

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I wouldn't ....  want to out of principle since I can't stand her, but I'm pretty sure that when it came down to it that plan would fall through.
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btw in her lingo its Looooook at me I'm so hawt jou know jou vant me"
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wow I guess i knew someone had already gone there...her sole saving grace initially is she seemed to have a touch of self awareness in the beginning.. I think $$$ makes that disappear pretty rapido
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Jan 2015 at 9:32pm
She has some bodacious ta tas
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Charo!
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I cannot stand this xxxx either. It seems Hollyweird has certsin ppl they want to shove down our throat. This slut and Amy Schumer. It their fav right now.
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I wouldn't mind Sofia Vergara in commercials if (and I know this sounds horrible, but) they'd exploit her looks a little more. This is one of those hot 40something women who posts a bikini selfie to Instagram every now and then just to remind everyone she's still hot, yet doesn't do commercials anymore that show off her... ahem, talents nearly enough. I know... sexist and sophomoric of me. But if you're going to hire a woman who made her name posing half-naked in FHM, Maxim, Stuff, etc. and who still trades on her considerable sex appeal all these years later, put her in commercials where she's poolside and such. 

 
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From what I've seen, she still has a great body. But she is in her late 40s, and maybe it's started to show its age.

Aaah, who cares? Show it anyway! I'm 64---pretty much anything under 50 looks good.   

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Wow.

Talk about resurrection from the dead!!!!

If Sofia Vergara could take as many years off of her age as this thread is old, she'd be young and hot again.

That having been said, I never liked her and her "Chiquita Banana" accent.



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Charo - "Cuchi Cuchi" (1974) - MDA Telethon - YouTube    She's as annoying as this woman!

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becuz she IS that woman-minus the heestory and geetar skeelz
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