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    Posted: 28 Mar 2017 at 3:07am
I just.... I don't know.... The butt padding might work on a young chick, but these older women? I'm not so sure.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote OperatorStandingBy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2017 at 3:53am
I'm reminded of this:

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2017 at 8:45am
I've seen women wearing those in real life.  They look ass-inine.
 
Seriously, does anyone think that when you meet a woman wearing that, that what you see is what you'll get?  What happens when you get with her and the clothes come off?
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2017 at 12:04pm
I don't see how any sensible woman would wear such a thing.
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Perfect product for today's phony world and its phony mentality.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ALE515 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2017 at 6:56pm
I'm curious what those pads feel like when they sit down. Do the pads move a bit and come out the sides of theirs thighs as they sit?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2017 at 7:59pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I've seen women wearing those in real life.  They look ass-inine.
 
Seriously, does anyone think that when you meet a woman wearing that, that what you see is what you'll get?  What happens when you get with her and the clothes come off?
 
 
LOL
Well, the sneaky, sexy (yet insecure) gutter skank would excuse herself to freshen up. Then insist the room be dark when she returns.
These silly pads would take all of the pleasure out of a firm smack on the ass! Evil Smile
 
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Just another worthless gimmick that about half the people who waste their money on it will be hugely disappointed by, but will never get their money back for.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2017 at 10:18pm
Thank you, Amber. For posting this!
 
I'm all on your side, Jimbo.  This is absurd!
 Butt, I am fascinated by the subject.
 
Leonisa Leo Men's Padded Butt Enhancer Boxer Brief
 
 
 
 
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It's obvious where people have their heads nowadays....



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2017 at 10:37pm
^LOLLOL
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Anduril Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Mar 2017 at 11:00pm
Really fat women can get these "coutours" for free.
All they need to do is ride up and down the WalMart aisles in those motorized carts.
 
Not saying the shape is the same....  
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I'm just wondering if these women think they're fooling anyone.  When I've seen women wearing these, my first reaction is not "Wow, that looks hot!".  It's "Wow, a fake butt!".
 
 
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Mail-order badonkadonk..................
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Thank you, Amber. For posting this!
 
I'm all on your side, Jimbo.  This is absurd!
 Butt, I am fascinated by the subject.
 
Leonisa Leo Men's Padded Butt Enhancer Boxer Brief
 
 
 
 


Please order a pair and review them for us LOL
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^LOLEmbarrassed
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Mar 2017 at 8:05pm
Originally posted by ALE515 ALE515 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Thank you, Amber. For posting this!

I'm all on your side, Jimbo.  This is absurd!

Butt, I am fascinated by the subject.

Leonisa Leo Men's Padded Butt Enhancer Boxer Brief


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Please order a pair and review them for us

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And make a video!!!!




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They do not work on young women either. It looks like you have balloons in your pants. 
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