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    Posted: 27 Nov 2020 at 5:19pm
If I wasn't such a sorry broken down old man I would break into this guys house and beat the crap out of him!


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote radioandnascarfan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Nov 2020 at 5:28pm
And they have to use an 80's-style sitcom theme to open the commercial.
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Behold, one of the few commericals that would NEVER DARE cast a black person in that role for reason's anyone familiar with modern woke PC-ness would understand LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thuumb Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2020 at 4:41am
Originally posted by jnoble jnoble wrote:

Behold, one of the few commericals that would NEVER DARE cast a black person in that role for reason's anyone familiar with modern woke PC-ness would understand LOL

I'm in my 50s, and I don't EVER remember a security system (AKA burglar alarm) commercial where the would-be intruder was anything but lily-white. Not in the past 40 or so years. Kind of comical, when you think about it. Apparently only stupid white guys commit break-ins.Confused
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2020 at 11:13am

Yeah, I've noted that for years.

I once saw a commercial in which a young black male was running with a woman's purse thst he'd just snatched from beside a table at an outdoor cafe.

I was shocked that they'd depict a young black male as a purse-snatcher. But alas! Much to my relief, it turned out that a woman had left the purse behind, and the guy was just running after her to return it to her.

It was one of those "do good deeds" commercials.



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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

If I wasn't such a sorry broken down old man I would break into this guys house and beat the crap out of him!

No need to.

He already beat the crap out of himself.

You could break into his house just to laugh at him, though. 
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I hate that guy!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

If I wasn't such a sorry broken down old man I would break into this guys house and beat the crap out of him!




Please, please, please...do it!  I'll pay you!
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The crying at the end is enough to make me cry.  So stupid!

Caroln!  I'm easy but I'm not cheap! Tongue

That stupid dude looks like he is a big guy, I might have to hire a crew.  Wink


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote caroln242 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Nov 2020 at 8:04pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

The crying at the end is enough to make me cry.  So stupid!

Caroln!  I'm easy but I'm not cheap! Tongue

That stupid dude looks like he is a big guy, I might have to hire a crew.  Wink




I used to know some Italian guys....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Nov 2020 at 10:31pm
Originally posted by caroln242 caroln242 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

The crying at the end is enough to make me cry.  So stupid!

Caroln!  I'm easy but I'm not cheap! Tongue

That stupid dude looks like he is a big guy, I might have to hire a crew.  Wink




I used to know some Italian guys....

Yo Vinnie and Yo Anthony?


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Nov 2020 at 1:24am
these ads conceptually COULD be good but i hate the 'costume' and the actor a lot
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by caroln242 caroln242 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

The crying at the end is enough to make me cry.  So stupid!

Caroln!  I'm easy but I'm not cheap! Tongue

That stupid dude looks like he is a big guy, I might have to hire a crew.  Wink




I used to know some Italian guys....

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Yo Frank and Yo Rocco actually!  You definitely didn't want to get on the bad side of Frank.  Ouch
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Nov 2020 at 3:37pm

There's a Rocco in Kentucky??

Lemme guess. Witness protection program?


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


There's a Rocco in Kentucky??


Lord, no!  Chicago.
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OK. That's more like it.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Nov 2020 at 5:27pm
Chicago? I drove through there dozens of times.  8 lanes on I 80, the 294 bypass.  It takes 2 hours to get through Chicago.  You think of big cities, NYC, LA.  I don't need that big city life.
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This guy and his stupid mask just needs to stop now 

and the waxed mustache ...

and his fat ass lazy lounging ( trying to relax here) kid 

simply safe is a bunch of rightwing f**knuts anyhow 

and do i really want some guy at a fresno california call center monitoring my home 

its easy to install because it sucks 
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I am really... really... REALLY...
sick of this ski-masked ginger buttmuncher. Angry Just saw YET ANOTHER brand spanking new ad with him today, so new it's not even on YouTube yet, and besides it doesn't even need to be posted here because this dinkwad doesn't deserve any more attention. Angry GRRRR... Curse these Simplisafe adholes for thinking this is what the public needs to see. Angry GRRRR...
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Triple J - I feel your pain!
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The dude looks remarkably like my ex-brother-in-law
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I would rather watch this commercial instead of old JJ Walker and his "monneeyyyyy" ad.
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

I am really... really... REALLY...
sick of this ski-masked ginger buttmuncher. Angry Just saw YET ANOTHER brand spanking new ad with him today, so new it's not even on YouTube yet, and besides it doesn't even need to be posted here because this dinkwad doesn't deserve any more attention. Angry GRRRR... Curse these Simplisafe adholes for thinking this is what the public needs to see. Angry GRRRR...

Does that ad have that 80's-style sitcom theme like the other ads?
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Originally posted by MustangMarj MustangMarj wrote:

I would rather watch this commercial instead of old JJ Walker and his "monneeyyyyy" ad.
not me--am morbidly fascinated with the reanimation of JJS corpse and his MUMNNEEEE
Robbert is a really crap 'buffoon' who has no funny lines-when he falls down
the stairs in the one ad i pray for a sharp corner to crack his stocking cap
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If I was given a choice as to what commercial I could watch as a torture victim, hands down the Simply Safe guy! I could just nod off while he talked, while JJ old pants screaming MONNEYEE would make me kill myself!
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