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aka ron
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If I wasn't such a sorry broken down old man I would break into this guys house and beat the crap out of him! |
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radioandnascarfan
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And they have to use an 80's-style sitcom theme to open the commercial.
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jnoble
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Behold, one of the few commericals that would NEVER DARE cast a black person in that role for reason's anyone familiar with modern woke PC-ness would understand
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Thuumb
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I'm in my 50s, and I don't EVER remember a security system (AKA burglar alarm) commercial where the would-be intruder was anything but lily-white. Not in the past 40 or so years. Kind of comical, when you think about it. Apparently only stupid white guys commit break-ins.
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Thor
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Yeah, I've noted that for years. I once saw a commercial in which a young black male was running with a woman's purse thst he'd just snatched from beside a table at an outdoor cafe. I was shocked that they'd depict a young black male as a purse-snatcher. But alas! Much to my relief, it turned out that a woman had left the purse behind, and the guy was just running after her to return it to her. It was one of those "do good deeds" commercials. |
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Jimbo
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No need to. He already beat the crap out of himself. You could break into his house just to laugh at him, though.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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I hate that guy!
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caroln242
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Please, please, please...do it! I'll pay you!
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aka ron
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The crying at the end is enough to make me cry. So stupid! Caroln! I'm easy but I'm not cheap! That stupid dude looks like he is a big guy, I might have to hire a crew. |
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caroln242
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I used to know some Italian guys....
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Jimbo
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Yo Vinnie and Yo Anthony? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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tikibagger
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these ads conceptually COULD be good but i hate the 'costume' and the actor a lot
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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caroln242
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Yo Frank and Yo Rocco actually! You definitely didn't want to get on the bad side of Frank.
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Thor
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There's a Rocco in Kentucky?? Lemme guess. Witness protection program? |
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caroln242
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Lord, no! Chicago.
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Thor
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OK. That's more like it. |
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aka ron
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Chicago? I drove through there dozens of times. 8 lanes on I 80, the 294 bypass. It takes 2 hours to get through Chicago. You think of big cities, NYC, LA. I don't need that big city life.
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HART
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This guy and his stupid mask just needs to stop now
and the waxed mustache ... and his fat ass lazy lounging ( trying to relax here) kid simply safe is a bunch of rightwing f**knuts anyhow and do i really want some guy at a fresno california call center monitoring my home its easy to install because it sucks
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Triple J
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I am really... really... REALLY... sick of this ski-masked ginger buttmuncher. Just saw YET ANOTHER brand spanking new ad with him today, so new it's not even on YouTube yet, and besides it doesn't even need to be posted here because this dinkwad doesn't deserve any more attention. GRRRR... Curse these Simplisafe adholes for thinking this is what the public needs to see. GRRRR...
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MustangMarj
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Triple J - I feel your pain!
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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CaptainErnie
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The dude looks remarkably like my ex-brother-in-law
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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MustangMarj
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I would rather watch this commercial instead of old JJ Walker and his "monneeyyyyy" ad.
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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radioandnascarfan
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Does that ad have that 80's-style sitcom theme like the other ads?
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tikibagger
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not me--am morbidly fascinated with the reanimation of JJS corpse and his MUMNNEEEE Robbert is a really crap 'buffoon' who has no funny lines-when he falls down the stairs in the one ad i pray for a sharp corner to crack his stocking cap
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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MustangMarj
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If I was given a choice as to what commercial I could watch as a torture victim, hands down the Simply Safe guy! I could just nod off while he talked, while JJ old pants screaming MONNEYEE would make me kill myself!
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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