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    Posted: 18 Jan 2010 at 1:06am
What is it with the sexual innuendo? First it was "Put It In Me Scott" Now they have "I'm staring at your Choose Two"...
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Haven't been back to that establishment since they were selling those cigar sized excuses for a sandwich...WHAT A RIP OFF!  So I haven't paid attention to any of their commericalsWink
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hezadancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 4:29am
It took me a while to get what the oven was saying. Hurrr durr can you tell I'm looking at your choose 2? UM with what? I don't see any eyes on that stupid oven. Why is the woman so coy and flattered when he asks that? I would have pushed him off the table so he shatters. Lastly, sitting next to an oven would be hot. Quiznos, please stop trying to find a mascot to sell your products, and oven is a terrible excuse for a mascot.
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They are making a sad attempt to make the oven appear "straight". We know he really likes Scott and the country hot tub dudes.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jan 2010 at 2:51pm
You forgot - there was the 'Gangsta Oven' in the psych's office.
Yea - "cleaning up the oven's act" is like trying to bring back the 'Baby Bobby Quizno' commercials (I hope they don't read this and get any ideas).
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

You forgot - there was the 'Gangsta Oven' in the psych's office.
Yea - "cleaning up the oven's act" is like trying to bring back the 'Baby Bobby Quizno' commercials (I hope they don't read this and get any ideas).
i like the dead mexican rodent commercials or whatever they were... It didn't really fit but the songs were funny to me.
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This commercial really REALLY pisses me off.  Why does this make me want to go to Quizno's?  Is the lady with the boobs gonna be there?  AAAAAAAAGHH!  Who comes up with this happy horsesh*t?!?!?!?!?
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