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    Posted: 05 Aug 2013 at 5:11am
This ad is nauseating on so many levels I can't even count or identify them all.

It nauseates me in ways I haven't even figured out yet.

I nearly gag every time I see the smarmy nauseating "actress" who "just wants to keep on acting..." but her brittle old bones are putting her precious gift to the world in jeopardy!!!

God in heaven....what kind of living hell would this world become if she (whoever the f**k she is) was no longer able to enrich our lives & make this world worth living in with her..................."acting"????

I shudder to think of it.

Anyway, this was the only version of the ad I was able to find on YT. It's exactly the same ad I've seen, but whoever made the video apparently feels very similar about it, because they added an interesting little ending which kinda says what I feel every time I see it.



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Blythe Danner, an actual actress...and much more talented, classy, and beautiful than her daughter, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Yeah, the commercial is...eugh...but I like her.
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That's Blythe Danner.  I know the name but I'm not familiar with whatever TV shows and movies she's been in.  If I cared, I guess I could look it up.
 
Oh, I see she's Gwyneth Paltrow's mother.
 
Now I care even less.
 
 
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^Don't hold it against her. Apparently talent skips a generation.
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She looks like a self absorbed nit-wit if you asked me.

Go ahead.... ask me!!!

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Uh, Wat izz Witnit?
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Someone whose wit is that of a nit.

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Jimbo, you have failed.



Please accept our consolation prize of a month's supply of Prolia.
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Lose a little respect when people like Blythe and Sally Field(Boniva) do ads, don't really see how they need the money. Maybe they are bored.

It is amazing the classy Blythe has such a bitch of a daughter, Gwyneth. Recently, Gwyneth called her Grandmother a c*nt on Chelsea Handler. Maybe she really believes it but in my world you don't say stuff like that in public!
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Yeah, she also bitched about how awful it would be to raise her kids in America, and all I could think was "Then stay the f*ck out, you self absorbed twit!" Apparently the granddaughter apple doesn't fall far from the grandmother tree...
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Gwyneth Paltrow as "regular people":
 
 
 
For more such celebs...
 
 
 
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What happened to Gwyneth? She used to be kind of mature, classy, and sophisticatedaround the 90's). Now, she's a potty mouth. Sad, she seemed to.grow down as she got older, not grow up as she got older.
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Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

Lose a little respect when people like Blythe and Sally Field(Boniva) do ads, don't really see how they need the money. Maybe they are bored.

It is amazing the classy Blythe has such a bitch of a daughter, Gwyneth. Recently, Gwyneth called her Grandmother a c*nt on Chelsea Handler. Maybe she really believes it but in my world you don't say stuff like that in public!


It doesn't bother me that they do commercials, it's just how the commercial comes across or how they come across in it.

In this particular ad she just comes across as a nauseatingly self-absorbed, self-impressed celebrity dip-sh*t who thinks she's God's precious gift to the world.

Because of her precious gift of acting.

AFAIC, actors & actresses are the bottom rung of the artistic ladder.

The bottom of the artistic barrel.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

 
That's Blythe Danner.  I know the name but I'm not familiar with whatever TV shows and movies she's been in.  If I cared, I guess I could look it up.
 
Oh, I see she's Gwyneth Paltrow's mother.
 
Now I care even less.
 
 
She was fantastic as Robert Duvall's wife in "The Great Santini," and had a great guest starring multi-episode role on "St. Elsewhere."
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Don't forget...it's only two shots a year!  Almost as bad as Sally Field having to clear her calendar to take a pill.
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Originally posted by catnapped catnapped wrote:

Don't forget...it's only two shots a year!  Almost as bad as Sally Field having to clear her calendar to take a pill.




Give poor Sally a break!!!

She has a large staff of personal assistants who have to be involved & hence, their schedules all have to be coordinated.

First of course, is the pill-bearer who carries all her pills around with him/her in hermetically sealed (whatever that is) tamper-proof containers, then there's the water-toter, who carries around bottles of her favorite brand of bottled spring water that must be kept at exactly 42.5° at all times, then there's her special chair bearer who carries around a special padded folding chair with the seat cushion custom-molded to fit Sally's ass & only her's, then there's the disinfectant person who carries a cleaning kit stocked with Lysol & Clorox to clean & sterilize any surfaces she might come into contact with, then of course there's the personal registered nurse who is constantly at her side to monitor her vital signs, & of coure her lawyer to advise her of the legal ramifications of everything she says & does.

I've probably left out a few, but you get the picture.

And all these people have to have arrangements made so that their schedules align.

It's not easy being Sally Field.

That's why there's only one.

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And of course, she requires they all give her a round of applause after successfully swallowing her pill while she squeals "You like me! You really like me!"
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

And of course, she requires they all give her a round of applause after successfully swallowing her pill while she squeals "You like me! You really like me!"






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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

This ad is nauseating on so many levels I can't even count or identify them all.

It nauseates me in ways I haven't even figured out yet.

I nearly gag every time I see the smarmy nauseating "actress" who "just wants to keep on acting..." but her brittle old bones are putting her precious gift to the world in jeopardy!!!

God in heaven....what kind of living hell would this world become if she (whoever the f**k she is) was no longer able to enrich our lives & make this world worth living in with her..................."acting"????

I shudder to think of it.

Anyway, this was the only version of the ad I was able to find on YT. It's exactly the same ad I've seen, but whoever made the video apparently feels very similar about it, because they added an interesting little ending which kinda says what I feel every time I see it.





An appropriate and satisfying end to an annoying and insufferable commercial!     
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The ending (on this version) was the best part!!!

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Holy crap, I had the volume up for this one, and I jumped about a mile! LOL
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You and your horse-faced daughter should break a leg for real so we can put you down for good.
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^^^

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I improved the commercial a wee bit.  Was missing 'something' LOL


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I only know Blythe Danner from Meet the Parents, she had that up-skirt shot. I always think of what a slutty ol' bag she is anytime I see her! Her daughter is pretty filthy, too.
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