Progressive - Class of '98 Reunion with BOX (yuck) |
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crainbebo
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Posted: 23 Jan 2019 at 6:19pm |
How the f--k is this BOX 38 years old and hasn't been smashed to pieces yet? I heard his stupid voiceover in the other room and muted it. Seriously, Progressive, your commercials have gone to all-time levels of stupidity. He really wasn't liked in high school it seems, but he was voted 'most likely to save $668 on insurance'. So did he spend his passing periods shilling about car insurance to new 16-year-old drivers? Just fk off. FK OFF.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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Triple J
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tikibagger
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First let me fill him with my COLON CANCER SAMPLE
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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CaptainErnie
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Hopefully, Danielle carries a boxcutter in her purse!
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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tikibagger
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the most believable ad Progressive could do is have Jamie come home and he is married..to the BOX
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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crainbebo
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Eeeeeek!
I mostly heard this awful thing as I woke up this morning. Then went and muted it. How long is Progressive going to keep funding this box? Please smash this SOB. And take Flo & Jamie while you're at it. Way past their sell-by date, who thinks these commercials are funny?
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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PaWolf
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Since 'Box' has decided to sit with the adults, well..."when in Rome..."
Time to play a game with a box your own age?
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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crainbebo
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Muted this one multiple times today and stumbled across lounge singing fker while channel surfing. Why oh WHY isn't this box smashed to about a quarter million pieces yet?!!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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crainbebo
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Does anyone like this box? Anyone?
[crickets chirping] Aargh!!!
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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bjoh249
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As a member of the class of 2000 I must say these people look way too old to be apart of the class of ‘98. Look more like the class of ‘88.
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tikibagger
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my thoughts EXACTLY ...something tells me the meth addicts in Progressives 'think tank' are SUPER CONFIDENT in the 'appeal' of their 'creative'
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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zippyjet
Junior Executive Joined: 30 Nov 2010 Location: Baltimore, Md. Status: Offline Points: 1998 |
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NO! I never thought I'd say this but, though I hate the box commercials the latest Flo edition is very hurl worthy. They play some stupid old poser jingle to bring back the days of vintage commercials. An affluent suburban looking family unit, the music plays and butch Flo appears perky as ever. She looks like she's had some facial work or maybe delivered that bambino and or working out. Lets see some skin please that butch white smock is boring. I swear Flo must be a LGQT heroine/role model. Not, that there's anything wrong with that. Of course I can't find it on I Spot TV. This may be it from You Tube. |
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