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    Posted: 17 Apr 2009 at 9:47pm


This commercial starts out with a guy Dave asking Flo about how he gets personal coverage and which coverage is right for him. Then Flo introduces him to the Dave Isle then the self absorbed prick notices someone in his aisle and he asks "What's he doing in my aisle????" she answers with "That's STEVE he works here" to calm him the f**k down!

I hate how Dave is so selfish about his own damn aisle this is f**king pathetic!Angry 
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AdN...I'm thinkin' it is supposed to provide the viewer the simulated feeling of being in "Cheap Auto Insurance Heaven" - if you're a GOOD Driver (Angel), you get your very own Isle (Cloud).
Along with a free 'Janitor Angel'
"He works here..." 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sniffels323 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Apr 2009 at 4:24pm
Who would want to buy insurance from a company that brags about the incompetence of their employees? If Progressive and Geico where to cut back on stupid ads they could be much more affordable.   
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I hate this ad too, when I first saw it I was like "Your not the only one in the freakin store dumbass!" Angry
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the progressive ads get more and more kindergarten..............really unbelievable for 2010, fukin unreal and unviewable.......flo is a pig that needs bred by satan for eternity....producing george bush juniors.......maybe they are trying to occult the same as the eyes on the wrapped package of Bennies or thousands for that matter........think about it..........what if we asked the progressive obamalama supported insurance industry what percentage it paid out yearly per percentage of yearly claims paid I think we all would be headed for ACE for pitchforks and ball peen Hammers.........This is the crux of Republican having everything and we have nothing.......including a big f**ked up republican progressive rate hike to pay for the next time we are forced to write the check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How come Steve doesn't get TV ads?

Does the camera only follow Flo's helping the customer antics?
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I am so tired of all the white in these ads, are they trying to get that Heaven look or what....that background was better for the Philly Cheese angels.
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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Originally posted by Pirate Alyx Pirate Alyx wrote:

I am so tired of all the white in these ads, are they trying to get that Heaven look or what....that background was better for the Philly Cheese angels.


My guess would be that with all the white it forces your eyes to look at the product. That's the same reason that they don't care if you hate their commercial, so long as you Remember their commercial!
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Just had to register to say I HATE THE COLOR WHITE IN COMMERCIALS!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Pirate Alyx Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Apr 2009 at 10:48pm
I hate it in this commercial and the Campbells soup commercial......white should only be used for God, Angel and Heaven themes, or snow/ice themes.......makes more sense!
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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Deadno doubt flohog would be the ugliest pigangel not only in heaven but where ever it went, I think the glowing white backround is being flashed to Our subconsious by karl rove/porky pig to lead Us like lemmings to the edge of the political cliff in 2012 forcing us to vote as robots for a jeb bush sara palin end of the world ticketDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDead 
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Originally posted by sniffels323 sniffels323 wrote:

Who would want to buy insurance from a company that brags about the incompetence of their employees? If Progressive and Geico where to cut back on stupid ads they could be much more affordable.   


EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!!!

And ALL Progressive commercials SUCK!!!!
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I saw this for the first time last night. Oh how cheesey. Especially the way she says, "This is the Dave aisle." *Womp womp womp*
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Dave better not even think about stepping foot in the meinga aisle.

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where in the F##K do they find these 32 chromosome slobbering TOADS for these kindergarten F###ing commercial garbage????????????????  we know where flopig came from  I would bet dick cheney wacked off into a cold bucket of after birth and shazaam 9 months later flopig comes alongDeadDeadDeadDeadDead
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Cardassian, you crack me up... !  I saw some schmuckey stuff on the tube this morning about Team Sarah... what morons....  http://www.teamsarah.org/
 
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plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote cardassian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Apr 2009 at 1:28pm
Alyx I've always been a Patriot and a Libertarian but as much as I hate to admit if ol Republican Salli Palli wanted to do some serious "He'in and She'in" as was quoted from the Beverly Hillibillies from Jethro I believe Card would probably in a moment of weakness "grab a handful or 2"TongueConfused 
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 Don't you question the entire camapign? It renders such disgust, Between Flo's ingratiating idiocy, the sterility of the set and the moronic dialogue, it makes me wonder if it's some kind of goverment experiment. let's create a nation of Manchurian candidates!
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Just out of curiosity, when do you think they build an isle just for you the customer?  Do they build a Dave isle when you shop for the policy or when you buy one?  Or do they start construction when you are born, in anticipation of you getting a driver's license?  Does progressive have row upon row of cobweb strewn old isles of people who are dead?
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Does this narcissistic dork realize that he's not the only Dave in this world?


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