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Topic: This Just In! Late Breaking News
Posted By: MrTim
Subject: This Just In! Late Breaking News
Date Posted: 01 May 2010 at 5:31am
Extra!  Extra!  Add your headlines here!  (Try to keep it humorous! Wink )
 
George Hamilton asks Charlie Crist to return his tan;  Sales of sunscreen go up.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 01 May 2010 at 7:39pm
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/04/bomb-scare-at-george-clooneys-italian-villa/1 - http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/04/bomb-scare-at-george-clooneys-italian-villa/1

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 01 May 2010 at 9:16pm
Molsons Ice Pulls Out Of New York. Man on bicycle mounts a protest.


Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 01 May 2010 at 10:49pm
Naked Woman With Axe Runs Amok Down Times Square. "Tired of stupid ads!" she screams.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 01 May 2010 at 11:15pm
^^^ LOL
 
Barney the Purple Dinosaur joins cast of Twilight;  IQ of Twilight fans increases as a result


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 01 May 2010 at 11:19pm
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Molsons Ice Pulls Out Of New York. Man on bicycle mounts a protest.
Confused I resemble this...there certainly would be problems...

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 02 May 2010 at 4:21am
Howard Stern nearly strangled by hair during nap;  Beats offending wig to death with toilet brush
 
In other news:
 
The Onion crying "CIH headlines are better than ours!"


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 02 May 2010 at 11:28pm

Anorexic convention cancels $100-a-plate fundraiser dinner;  Organizers mystified by low turnout



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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 03 May 2010 at 12:19am
Parent says no to child; Arrested for bruising child's precious ego


Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 03 May 2010 at 1:21am
Woman's Headless, Armless Body Found in River...Foul Play is Suspected

(Actual headline I read in Cleveland, TN 20 years ago.)


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 03 May 2010 at 4:34am
Charmin Bears switch to Peter Cottontail brand toilet paper;  Claim it is softer and more natural

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 03 May 2010 at 7:54pm
 Former TV Infomercial guru Billy Mays' grave site was partially vandalized: broken Awesome Auger found nearby. Officials say culprit was caught on the site's video and  ListenUp devices.    An arrest is pending. 


Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 03 May 2010 at 8:06pm
Ron Popeil Caught Doing "Showtime" in Central Park


Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 03 May 2010 at 9:56pm
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jVrDHOrfzGqN_4oIMd0AoK02ruWAD9FCSHV01 - http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jVrDHOrfzGqN_4oIMd0AoK02ruWAD9FCSHV01
Deputy Fife's girlfriend, Thelma Lou, was robbed at gunpoint today. After an APB, the alert employees Goober and Gomer, at Wally's filling station, nabbed the robber by locking him in the mens room. 


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 03 May 2010 at 11:32pm
Study: Blondes remember better with repetition; Study: Blondes remember better with repetition

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 12:07am
The Pinball vs. Harpsichord Feud:  A meeting of the minds at last?

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 2:05am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

The Pinball vs. Harpsichord Feud:  A meeting of the minds at last?
You forgot the ARMONICA

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 8:01pm
A Connecticut official has won the right to run for state attorney general after she had to sue herself to prove her qualifications.
 
(look it up - it's real - and it's funny, in a sad sort-of-way)


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 11:38pm
Buffet raided by bulemic flash mob;  Horrified eyewitness recounts "It was like a feeding frenzy of puking piranha!"

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 11:50pm
TLC announces new reality show; Deadliest Takeout Joints. 


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 4:14am
Hormel files suit against porn star Dinky Moore over title of his upcoming movie, "Beefcake Stew"; Moore threatens early release

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 4:42am
Gulf Coast Residents Now Able To Get Blackened Fish BEFORE It's Cooked.

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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 4:24pm
Times Square Would-be Bomber Caught! Area now safe for muggers and pickpockets.

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:27pm
Hall of Fame quarterback sacker Lawrence Taylor was charged with sacking a 16 year old girl. LT's defence team is currently in huddle. 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:43pm
Benjamin Franklin targetted as a Terrorist!: Poisons U.S. population with his very desireable Lead-Filled 'Armonica' musical intrument!
 
  http://www.pbs.org/benfranklin/l3_inquiring_glass.html - http://www.pbs.org/benfranklin/l3_inquiring_glass.html /wiki/File:ThomasBlochHandsGlassharmonica_low_notes_on_left_and_high_notes_on_right.jpg - javascript:showEnlarged%28glass,glass,286,400%29 -


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 07 May 2010 at 11:55pm
Crooks use wrinkle cream to make their fingerprints go away;  Police left empty handed

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 12:13am
FaceBook's server down. Millions dumbfounded and plan to sue. 


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 08 May 2010 at 11:18pm
U.S. Census reports:  2010 prom accidents up

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 12:43am
Tiger Woods plans to sue Kellogs Cereal, claiming there is just one Tiger. And he's great.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 09 May 2010 at 11:26pm
Latest study:  Cats and yodeling:  They do not respond as expected

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Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 12:18am
World Ends Tonight!  Details at 11:00.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 10 May 2010 at 5:03am
YouTube causing obesity due to lazy people sitting and watching videos all day;  Name to be changed to YouTubs

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 4:27am
Jerry Springer worried;  "I'm running out of trailer trash freaks!"

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 10:00pm
USA Today: Tiger pulls out of the PGA. ESPN & Golf Channel announce massive layoffs.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 11:38pm
 VP Joe Biden accepts job as new White House parking valet;  Says "It's great to finally be #%&@ doing something!"

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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 12 May 2010 at 10:22pm
This Just In: Life Is NOT Fair! "It just plain sucks," whines some emo chick.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 13 May 2010 at 4:44am

Mullet nearing extinction;  PETA to picket barber shops and hair salons in protest



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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 14 May 2010 at 3:58am
Goldschläger Tequilia announced;  Each bottle to contain a goldfish instead of a worm;  Frat houses rejoice

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 May 2010 at 6:07pm

"Oil Slick in Gulf Continues to Worsen! PaWolf once again failed to get drunk before Noon! Solutions for both emergencies will be looked into tomorrow morning..." 



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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 14 May 2010 at 8:44pm
Bush's Baked Beans founder passed away leaving the secret recipe to his talking dog. News stations scramble for first "interview." 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 May 2010 at 10:46pm
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

USA Today: Tiger pulls out of PGA.
 
 
   Patricia Gail Anderson aka "PGA"
 
Says she's disappointed he pulled out when he did.
 


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 4:44am
Delay announced in making self-cleaning carpet out of cockroaches;  "We just have to figure out how to keep them from squishing when walked upon."

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 16 May 2010 at 4:08am
British theme park holding smelly urine contest for Saw movie attraction;  $1000 prize draws standing-room only crowd


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 4:11am
(That previous one is real, btw....  Big%20smile)
 
Safelite AutoGlass to expand into TV screen repair;  Massive television ad campaign planned


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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 18 May 2010 at 12:16am
The Detroit Prostitute Union sues the maker of Bounty paper towels for using their slogan: The quicker picker-upper. The supreme court plans to absorb all this at a later date.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 18 May 2010 at 4:05am
Expose!  Hand models with fungus infections:  Menace to society!

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 18 May 2010 at 11:49pm
Gulf oil spill spreads;  Coast Guard issues warning advisory for Kansas beaches

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 19 May 2010 at 4:42am
Leaking Gulf oil well to be plugged with BP execs present at the site

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 19 May 2010 at 11:31pm
Albino Loch Ness monster sighted;  Scottish nudist resort closes shore as precaution

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 19 May 2010 at 11:44pm
 Virginia halts it's temporary buzzard hunt season sighting too many accidental shootings.
Officials say hunters were placing roadkill as bait for the bird near rural bus stops. One eyewitness who's car was riddled with buckshot exclaims"those wacky Viginians will shoot anything that moves!"


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 20 May 2010 at 11:24pm
Study proves that people simply enjoy being lied to;  Thumbs%20Up Big%20smile Hug

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 21 May 2010 at 11:46pm
San Francisco to be renamed Titicaca;  Mayor Gavin Newsom explains "We wanted a name that culturally describes our city more accurately than ever before."

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 22 May 2010 at 4:41am
The Muppets volunteer to join Gulf oil spill cleanup effort;  "We just love Grover and Elmo!  You can sop up oil and squeeze them out over and over again.  And Big Bird is good for a whole barrel each time!"

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 22 May 2010 at 11:55pm
D.C. teens complain that free condoms handed out in school are too small, too cheap;  D.C. agrees to start giving Trojans to the little bastards

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 24 May 2010 at 3:54am
In other news, something just happened, but nobody probably noticed it....
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(Yeah, apparently....) Tongue


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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 24 May 2010 at 11:37pm

The Minnesota Vikings announced the signing of veteran QB Fran Tarkenton as backup to Brett Farve who just had ankle surgery. Vikings owner was said to say, "You can't beat experience."

Meanwhile, the media is saying "He's been watching too many Touch Of Gray commercials." 



Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 25 May 2010 at 4:46am
Ethanol in gasoline:  The new "sugar in the gas tank" trick

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 25 May 2010 at 11:30pm
False Alarm on spreading Gulf oil spill;  Oil slick off Atlantic City beaches was result of greasers going into the water

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 27 May 2010 at 4:37am
New FDA rules for product "Truth in Advertising" go into effect;  Chicken fingers must now include chicken fingers

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 28 May 2010 at 4:38am

Tpyos increasingly accepted in internet usage;  Dictionaries can't keep up, decide to call it quits



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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 28 May 2010 at 7:37pm
ESPN announces a new reality series. "Fallen From Grace" to be hosted by Barry Bonds. Insiders say "they'll be no shortage of new material for the show."


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 29 May 2010 at 4:37am
Rasmussen Reports results in:  50% of people do sometimes lie to surveys

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 30 May 2010 at 3:54am

More people enjoying eating cock;  Study shows rooster meat is higher in protein than previously thought



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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 31 May 2010 at 4:47am
Obama to host White House Tea Party;  Still hasn't decided which dress to wear

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2010 at 4:36am
In Entertainment News:  Director quits The Hobbit;   Midget actors break out singing "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead" at Congressional investigation hearing

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2010 at 11:43pm
Laboratory mice taught to text;  Researcher says "Their comments made on Twitter are often clearer in meaning than most human account users.  And they don't drive at the same time, either."

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2010 at 4:23am
Gores to divorce;  Our Reader Poll asks:  "Who gets the internet in the settlement?  Tipper or Al?"

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2010 at 11:22pm
Man infects himself with computer virus;  CDC assures "It's not contagious at this time"

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Posted By: regulus
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2010 at 2:08am
World to END at 10:00, Film at 11:00!LOL

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2010 at 11:30pm
Director James Cameron to clean up Gulf oil spill;  Will use the magic of CGI to make it go away instantly

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Posted By: Grant
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2010 at 3:31am
This is one that I thought of quite some time ago -
Loretta Lynn Reveals : "I Was Born A Coal Miner's SON."


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 05 Jun 2010 at 4:11am
Jamie Lee Curtis Activia video poop diary is #1 on YouTube;  Howard Stern's, not so much...

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2010 at 4:32am
Brawndo designated as official drink of the Olympics;  "It has electrolytes!"

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2010 at 11:55pm
American Idol to be renamed Don't Quit Your Day Job;  Simon Cowell smacks forehead, has "Duh!" moment

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 07 Jun 2010 at 11:41pm
Federal holiday for July 4th to fall on the 5th this year;  Rain delays also expected

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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2010 at 9:56pm
BP CEO announces "Anyone with an idea for oil cleanup will get a complimentary car wash with next fillup."


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 08 Jun 2010 at 11:22pm

Study shows that consuming food eventually leads to death;  Experts urge quitting cold turkey as best preventative treatment.



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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 09 Jun 2010 at 11:32pm
Helen Thomas to hit comedy club circuit;  Says "If you thought my Israel comments were over the top, just wait until you hear my Censored jokes!"
 
Shocked


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 10 Jun 2010 at 11:42pm
ObamaCare announces new Soylent Green seniors program;  Woody Allen, 75,  is first to volunteer:  "They tell me I'll be a low sodium and low fat cracker, with just a slight taste of bitterness.  And, I'll get my picture on the package.  Eat your heart out, Paul Newman!" 

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2010 at 3:40am
Executive Producer's head explodes after having an original thought.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2010 at 4:17am
FDA declares that Oompa Loompas are not a dietary supplement;  Vegans at a loss at what to take next

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 12 Jun 2010 at 4:27am
Mysterious impact marks on ceiling of German cave leads to an exciting discovery;  Remains confirm that Neanderthals were first to invent pogo sticks and crash helmets

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 12 Jun 2010 at 11:43pm
How to tell if someone secretly belongs to a conspiracy group;  Using the code word "pickles" causes them to aggressively react

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 13 Jun 2010 at 11:32pm
Egyptian cab driver accidently runs over wandering mummy;  Responding EMTs run out of bandages

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 14 Jun 2010 at 4:54am
Man takes six Jell-O shots to stomach and lives;  His fish tank, not so lucky 

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 14 Jun 2010 at 11:23pm
Family sues fast food chain for $100 million;  Claims ghost chased them out of restroom stall

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 15 Jun 2010 at 11:23pm
Chimp from zoo signed on as Met's newest pitcher;  Can sling poo at 100mph and is almost always on target

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 16 Jun 2010 at 12:07am

Family Guy Canceled! Stewie Vows to take over the world and tells he hated the gay **** the creators done to him.


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 16 Jun 2010 at 4:31am
Missing Lost episode that explains everything found;  Mass suicide of fans averted

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Posted By: The Random Classic
Date Posted: 16 Jun 2010 at 8:42am

Justin Bieber finally goes through Puberty: Singing career ruined!

In other news, The suicide rate of girls 6-18 has gone up over 250%.


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"Why does Godzilla care about subway?"-Hezadancer

"Cats are animals.Their brains are the size of Milk Duds."-Kat


Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 16 Jun 2010 at 8:14pm
Mother Nature Called For Illegal Hit On Touchdown Jesus.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/16/us/16brfs-LIGHTNINGDES_BRF.html?src=mv - http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/16/us/16brfs-LIGHTNINGDES_BRF.html?src=mv


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 17 Jun 2010 at 4:11am
Schools move to ban mini marshmallows;  Students using them as earplugs to sleep through class

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Posted By: regulus
Date Posted: 17 Jun 2010 at 10:24pm
Woman's Olympic Ski Champion gives her Gold Medals to President Obama. Says "He's going downhill faster than I am!"

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 17 Jun 2010 at 11:12pm
^^^ LOL
 
Local residents protest Amish porn club in neighborhood;  "We were OK with the barn, but we drew the line when they started bringing animals into it at night"


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 17 Jun 2010 at 11:21pm
BP has officially closed the borders! Illegal and Desperate Marine Life flooding SeaWorld and MarineLand

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 4:50am
Nationwide prison food recall due to Purina accidently substituting "Kitteh chow" for "Prison kibble";  Inmates protesting the change back, actually prefer the pet food

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2010 at 4:34am
World chess champions Anand and Topalov deadlocked for 72 hours straight;  Each thought it was the other's move 

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2010 at 11:18pm

In Today's Food Section:  Snacks-to-go for that hot summer drive home from work;  Just leave a bag of microwave popcorn on the dashboard while you're away!



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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2010 at 7:30pm
Gulf residents irked while BP's CEO is yachting. This just in: BP CEO's yacht was found vandalized with tar balls in the fuel tank. No one has come forward yet.  


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2010 at 11:26pm
Beachside sand sculpting competition canceled;  Escaped lion used contest area as a litter box

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