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Topic: Do you laugh at the wrong things?
Posted By: Big Momma
Subject: Do you laugh at the wrong things?
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 7:26pm
I've just received a forwarded e-mail from one of my Brothers. My friends it was dreadful! lots of cuss words etc. with pictures, really nasty schoolboy stuff!  Well, I just laughed until I cried, so I couldn't even catch my breath! Do you ever find yourself laughing at things you shouldn't?  Sometimes I'm really ashamed of the things I find humor in.Embarrassed



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 7:37pm
"WRONG" is a perception - but I sure do! 


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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 7:43pm
Oh hell, yeah! I can't help myself - if I see someone fall - especially the full spread eagle, legs clamoring for a grip, arms flailing fall, I have to walk away because I cannot control my laughter.

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 8:06pm
Back in the 90s, I used to remove teens from the buses in San Francisco when I'd see them tagging it with their magic markers (the bus drivers wouldn't).  It didn't actually require me to get physical.  All it required was that I make my eyes bulge out and that I yell "Get the f*ck off this bus!" like a madman at them.  It was kinda fun.  When regular people saw me doing this, they'd usually back me up, so I wasn't really afraid.  Others on the bus sometimes used to applaud when I did this. 
 
Once, at a bus stop some weeks later, when one of the teens recognized me as having done this to him, he got up real close and menacingly in my face as if he was gonna hurt me.  He told me he remembered me from when I kicked him off.  He was like 13 and about 5'3"!  It was so cute and macho the way he was trying to intimidate me that I couldn't help but laugh in his face.  He just walked away.
 


Posted By: Hezadancer
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 8:15pm
I laugh at people falling, people getting hit in the groin, fart noises, you name it. This one got me going a while ago...




Posted By: jeroboam
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 8:39pm
Have any of you seen Zombieland? Oddly enough there is a scene that illustrates this point perfectly. 


Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 9:07pm
I am a big fan of farts.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 9:25pm
Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

I am a big fan of farts.
 
The sound or the smell?  Your own or others'? 
 


Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 9:44pm
Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

I laugh at people falling, people getting hit in the groin, fart noises, you name it. This one got me going a while ago...


That was a thing of beauty and a joy forever!!!!!Big%20smile


Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 10:12pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

I am a big fan of farts.
 
The sound or the smell?  Your own or others'? 
 


All of the above. LOL


Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 10:26pm

PigLOL



Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 10:49pm
Well, Hoot, you sure are a killjoy.  Half the fun of farting is making others smell it.  If they gag, it's a true victory.  If they enjoy it...well, what's the point?  Unhappy
 
How about leaving a dump in the toilet, and then asking your neighbor-friend to help you with some emergency bathroom plumbing work, only to shut him inside the stinky room?  I did that once.
 
OK, I lie.  My neighb-friend Charlie did that to me, but I plan on doing it back to him the first chance I get.
 


Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 10:55pm
I've laughed at people slipping & falling....... usually if mud is involved. Farts, if I hear someone farting in public...... grocery stores,etc.
Someone who  wrote a witty comeback or jab on a message board.
One that still makes me laugh thinking about it:LOL We were framing a house and one of our eager young helpers was nailing boards together(just as in a Sylvester & Tweetybird cartoon)to make a scaffold board.
I walked up to him and asked "whatcha doing?" 
"I'm making a walkboard so I can.............." His eyes, I could tell he believed it would work Ermmand I couldn't laugh right in his face. "Stay here, I'll be right back...... and don't get on it 'til I get back."
Walked away and literally split my sides laughing so hard.LOL
"OK, that's not gonna work. The minute you step out there on it, it's going to fold up faster than someone with a bad poker hand and we'll be taking you to the emergency room. You've been watching too many cartoons."


Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2010 at 10:56pm
My eldest Brother's farts are legion, he'll rip one, point and yell "hey look at the Grouse"!!Dead


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2010 at 12:32am
I still remember a few of the space shuttle Challenger jokes that were going around back in '86 after the disaster.
 
People were telling & laughing at them unashamedly.
 
If ever there was something that was an inappropriate subject to make jokes about, that would qualify.
 
Yet we were all doing it, so you're not alone BMom.
 
 


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C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2010 at 12:34am
Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

My eldest Brother's farts are legion, he'll rip one, point and yell "hey look at the Grouse"!!Dead
 
I blame them on "barking spiders".
 
 


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2010 at 12:40am
AWESOMELOL


Posted By: HollyRock
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2010 at 12:40am
I swear we've had this fart conversation at least three times, before.


Posted By: Synesthesia
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2010 at 1:22am
I laugh at weird things... All the time. Mostly inappropriately. I'm easily amused.

I can't think of the silly stuff I laugh at, usually if I'm singing a silly song or something.


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2010 at 2:32am
Originally posted by HollyRock HollyRock wrote:

I swear we've had this fart conversation at least three times, before.
 
Eating & farting.
 
Two of my favorite topics.
 
The fact that they go hand in hand is just icing on the cake.
 
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh............... CAKE!!!!!! Tongue
 
 


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2010 at 2:44am
Originally posted by HollyRock HollyRock wrote:

I swear we've had this fart conversation at least three times, before.
 
We simply enjoy the classics.
 


Posted By: Hezadancer
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2010 at 4:17am
Actually THIS was the video I saw. There's too many farting Star Trek videos out there now, but this one's original Trek.




Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:47am
Things like this: Because of the "way we work" and "where we work", it isn't uncommon for someone to screw up on a conference call by flushing the toilet...always good for an 'ice breaker', bad if you're sipping coffee.
 
But I'm easily entertained.Smile


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:50am
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Things like this: Because of the "way we work" and "where we work", it isn't uncommon for someone to screw up on a conference call by flushing the toilet...always good for an 'ice breaker', bad if you're sipping coffee.
 
But I'm easily entertained.Smile
Big%20smileglad to make ya chuckle, ol'friend...

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:53am
If'n ya laugh at THIS, yer jes' friggin' WRONG!

WHEN I ASKED


 

MYSELF


 

WHO


 

MIGHT


 

NEED AN


 

ANGEL TODAY,


 

I THOUGHT OF YOU!!!
 


 

They didn't want her,

so they sent her to me..

I don't want her so,

I'm sending her to

You !



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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:58am
I can't see it Pa and I WANT to see it!!!!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 1:00am
EmbarrassedOhhhhhhh! I'm sooooooo sorry, BM! Please, oh please...try again!Wink

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 1:02am
I hope Jimmy sees that.  He likes the redheads.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 1:06am
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I hope Jimmy sees that.  He likes the redheads.
LOLYea, o.k...but something tells me 'Chef' would require 'speacial seating' for those "wings", doncha know...

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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 1:11am
A lovely girl is like a melody!!Dead


Posted By: Synesthesia
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 1:12am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4js45qZp-dM

This commercial made me laugh.


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Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me
Without hurting me,
Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 1:58am
Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

A lovely girl is like a melody!!Dead
...or a trainwreck...Dead

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Posted By: RichardCranium
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 12:55pm
Someone pass me the bleach for my eyes please.
 
Thanks Pa. I appreciated that.


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REUNITE PANGEA!


Posted By: Yiffy
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 3:46pm
Post edited for Sensor Nazi purposes.

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I want chicken and Chi-Chi's


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 5:15pm

Ooops...I know I can get awfully tasteless, but I can't laugh at any of that.



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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 5:29pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Ooops...I know I can get awfully tasteless, but I can't laugh at any of that.

 
Then I guess they were perfect for this thread!
 
 
How about this one:
 
What do 20,000 battered wives have in common?
20,000 husbands whose wives wouldn't shut the f*ck up.
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 5:49pm
This is awful I know, but in the "dark humor" spirit of the thread.....
 
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
 
Nothin. You already told her twice.


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: RichardCranium
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 6:27pm
Okay- then in the spirit of woman beating, here's a little anecdote (off beat and sometimes ironic story relating to the subject, for the dum dums).
 
The womens committee for my union had a "Sundry Drive" for a local shelter. They collected everything from toothpaste to clothes. Believe it or not, I donated. But I also defaced a flier posted in the mens room. I wrote on the bottom:
 
Don't piss your old man off and you won't need a shelter!
 
This was ten years ago. The flier is still on the wall of the sh*thouse. I wonder if this is a sad commentary- or proof that some broad went into the men's room when no one was looking?
 


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REUNITE PANGEA!


Posted By: Synesthesia
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 7:13pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Ooops...I know I can get awfully tasteless, but I can't laugh at any of that.



Me neither
That over the top commercial is funnier to me, but stuff that is racist and harsh isn't exactly that amusing to me.


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Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me
Without hurting me,
Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 8:51pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

This is awful I know, but in the "dark humor" spirit of the thread.....
 
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
 
Nothin. You already told her twice.
THAT I *can* laugh at...'cept she already has 'em.

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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 10:47pm
O.K. guys, back in the boat! this thread is sinking lower than the Titanic!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 10:50pm
Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

O.K. guys, back in the boat! this thread is sinking lower than the Titanic!
ConfusedWhat'd I do???!!! What'd I DO???!!!! At LEAST let me have a chance to get tasteless, BM!


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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 11:01pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

O.K. guys, back in the boat! this thread is sinking lower than the Titanic!
ConfusedWhat'd I do???!!! What'd I DO???!!!!
 
You go down with the ship like the rest of us men......... women & children first. But first:
 
Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?'    
The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father

.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' 
 
The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 

  
 


'Son, all household appliances come in white.


Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 11:06pm
And there it goes!!


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2010 at 11:49pm
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

O.K. guys, back in the boat! this thread is sinking lower than the Titanic!
ConfusedWhat'd I do???!!! What'd I DO???!!!!
 
You go down with the ship like the rest of us men......... women & children first. But first:
 
Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?'    
The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father

.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' 
 
The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 

  
 


'Son, all household appliances come in white.
LOLLOLLOLTIZZER!!! You just made me break the arm of my chair!!! (I'm thinkin' that may be worthy of the 'TIZ WHITE ALBUM'!!!! Certainly on 'TIZZER'S GREATEST HITS'!!!)


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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2010 at 12:20am
Well, you're just NO help at all!Tongue


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2010 at 12:26am
Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Well, you're just NO help at all!Tongue
I...I...I REALLY am gonna TRY, BM...as soon as I can get myself composed - I swear! - I PROMISE!...LOL
 
(I still gotta change my underwear...)


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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2010 at 12:34am



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