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Posted By: musicman
Subject: Bad Band Names (Made Up)
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2008 at 11:59pm
This topic had to be re-established in this new forum.

Angry? Sue?  Have at it.  Big%20smile


Tree Root Guitar Swingers

Pizza Flipping Song Destroyers

Hoplessly Disgusted With You



Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 12:29am
Okay, musicman, here goesBig%20smile:

The Mighty, Mighty Poop Shooters

We Might Be Trannies

Our Cat Will Kick 10 Trolls' Asses

Whoa, That Amish Is Hung!

We Are Coming To Hurt You

Throw Your Panties At The Pope

The Walrus Cannot Stab The Giraffe



Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 2:41am
The Platapuses
3 Anuses in a Cup
The Pyscho Killers
Lonely and bored
Lost on the Bus
Riff Raff and Crap
5 Canniballistic spiders
Black and blue
F&*^ MY GROIN!!!!!!!!!

One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 7:00am

Fig Newtons Taste Nasty
Diggin' Fer Gold Up My Noze
Giada's Big Fat Light Bulb Headed Grin
Plucking Out Eyeballs
Slap That Bitch Three Ways From Sunday
Look! There's Nothing!
I Pooped In The Potty
Squeeze Them Zits
Eazy For Cheezy
Kill Your Mother
Denture Odor Breath
Coke and the Crackpipes
Bono Needs To Shut The F**k Up!
Phart Phever
Cockroach Goo
I Hate My Job
Girls Rule and Boys Drool
Crackin' Knuckles
What's Crack-a-lackin!
Leave Britney Alone!!!
Pestilence Pony
Open Wide and Say Moo
The James Cagney Corpse Stealers
Get A Yeast Infection, Debbie!
Gay Anteaters
Help Me Find My Pants
We Don't Know What To Call Ourselves
Toilet Tussle
My Baby Daddy's Better Than Yours
Slutz 'n' Whorez
Turn That Damn Oven Off!
One Too Many
Hillary Clinton's Horse Laugh
This Is A Stickup!
Dan Rather Gives Me The Heebie-Jeebies
Them Shifty Eyes Of Yours
I Don't Wanna Play Anymore
We Suck So You Don't Have To
Spooge On Your Face
I've Got Fish In My Pockets
This Band Has No Name

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Posted By: FaithSF
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 7:26am
Trashy Ash Can
Three Groins in the Fountain
Flaming Candles
Geek of the Week
Bless My Mess
Face My Space Book
The File Folders
The Greek Geeks
Bumping Uglies
Horizontal Mambo
Antz in the Pantz
Commercial Haters
Kissing My Pussycat
Imploding Airbags

Ya know, either this is way too easy, or I really suck at it! But it's fun!

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 2:56pm
Pissing On The Third Rail
The Holy Crappers
Ding-y, Dong-y, Ditch-y, Dong!
Amish Who Are Not Going To The Mall
Find My Spleen

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 5:53pm
Time Drags On For The Constipated
Living Clairitin Clear
We Are Not The Band
You Suck
Pass The Budduh, Paula Deen!
Shut The Hell Up, Rachael Ray!
Get A Bra, Sandra Lee!
The Mokie-Mokie Smackdowns
The Craptastic Assholes
Punchin' Yo' Mama's Face
Pimpin' Yo' Daddy's Station Wagon
The Hairless Pubes
Cabbage-Patch Snatch Attack
Mr. Rogers Sellin' Crack In Da 'Hood
The Tubal Ligations
Da Foot
The Weezy Jeffersons
Yo, Ho!
Bake That Oppossum Pie, Old Amish Woman!

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 6:31pm
Originally posted by suenewtotx suenewtotx wrote:

Cabbage-Patch Snatch Attack
Mr. Rogers Sellin' Crack In Da 'Hood

ROTFLMFAO!!!! I'm laughing so hard tears are forming! And I'm at work!

Here's some more...

Beef Patties Are The Shiznit!
Battling The Bulge
Grandpa's Lost His Shorts
Muttering Obscenities
Die A Horrible Death
I Saw The Pope Kissing Santa Claus
My Humps
The Free Credit Report Assmunches
Snatch The Snatch
Stick It Up Your Yeah!
We Just Stand Here Looking Pretty
*&() - asterisk ampersand parentheses
Free Urkel
Heart Lung Goo
That Damn Toilet Rag Elmo
Dude, Where's My Talent?
Cinnamon Aluminum
Viva Viagra
The One Note Singers
We'll Never Have A Hit Record
3, 7, 2 KaBOOM!
Poloponies (pronounced po-LOP-o-nies)
Smoke That Bong
Get It On, Bang Your Schlong
No Skin Off My Teeth
Makes Me No Nevermind
We Forgot The Words

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 6:42pm
I love this thread!  I'm sitting here, cracking up, reading all your made-up bad band names.LOL

The Bloody Red Kotexes

She's Virginal, Not Vaginal

The Duggars Will Have 25 More Babies

George Washington And The 55,000 Lies He Told

Don't Smoke That Crack, Amish Man!

Scrotal Disaster In Progress

Farting On The Dumb

Martha Washington, That Ho!

2 + 2 Does Not Equal The Sum Of Nothing Positive

Angry Esophagus

Lint Pickers And The sh*t Kickers

Whoa, Grampa -- Pull Up 'Dem Knickers!




Posted By: Media Blitz
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2008 at 6:58pm
If I ever go into the music industry, I am definitely using these names for at least albums. And no I'm not going to submit my own here. They'd pale in comparison.

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 6:40pm
Flinging Stale Hashbrowns At The Pope
Go, Amish Man -- Fetch Me Some Scrapple!
Pissing On The Third Rail
The Labial Dignitaries
Pus-Bucket Greed Fest
Land Ho -- It's A Ho!
Buying Kitty Litter, Not Clitty Litter
We Will Be Fat Next Year
Eating Ear Wax In Public And Other Socially Unacceptable Behaviors
Found Nothing
The What?
The Hey! There

Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 7:10pm
This is right up my alley - let me give it a whirl:
Fleas Nesting in my Nose Hair
Crisco Grease Rules
Smoke the Guldens Mustard High
Liposuction Ate My Crotch
Ass Vomit, Part Deaux

The artist formerly known as Madawee

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 10:54pm
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL You guys are cracking me up! This is too much fun!

Biting Other People's Nails
Why Oh Why Oh Why
We Are, Are We?
Ashy Elbows & Knees
Migraines Really Really Hurt
Hosing Down The Monkey
Trapped! In A Hornet's Nest
Whee Kan'tt Spel Gud
Francisco Franco Is STILL Dead
For A Good Time, Call...
The sh*thouse Wall
Canker and the Sores
Pussy and the Dicks
All Floured Up
If You Can't Hear Us, Well Good For You
Sniffing Nasty Ass Gas
Shuck The Corn and Slap My Mama
Your Breath Stinks
Not These Guys Again!
Boll Weevil Stew
Free Roadkill For All
I Wish I Were Your Tampon
Ew, Gross
Pedo and the Files
We Only Know One Song
The Rolling Turtle Beatkees
Dude! Bro! Dude! Bro!
Zzzzzzzzzzz! (pronounced as a long snore)
The Worst Band Ever
We'll Only Be Remembered In History For Having The Longest, Nonsensical Name That You Can Ever Imagine A Band To Have
Stargazing In My Bathtub
I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
Damn We're Hot!
We Heart Muffins
Tranny Fever

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Posted By: Wild Starchild
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2008 at 11:52pm
sh*t or Get off the Pot
Pee Wee Herman Is Sitting In Front Of Me
Pinocchio Lies To Get Chicks
Standing On the Toilet by High On Pot
Ice Cold Party Weiners
Ice Cold Silly Peckers
Robert Downey Jr.'s band WHITESNIFF
Da Kidz uv Bill Clinton
Chicken Juice
Hillary and the Pecker Checkers
Wherez Bill Now??
f**kin Big Bird
What if Superman Was A Pornstar
Snorting Coca-Cola
Peeing Blood
Licking Lemons
Farting Pugs
Hamsters on Heroin
Loving Lorraina
Whackin Weiners
Silly Gay Syphilis (Billy Ray Cyrus) LOL
Butt Pirates
Black Eyed Penises
Cracked-Out Mommies
Deadbeat Daddies
Overzealous Zit Bashers
Splitting Sphincters
Zorro's Oreos
My Pet Pig Makes Good Bacon

AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 12:39am
Scooby-Doo And The Mystery Poo
Elvis Uranus And The Funk-Tastic Fish-A-Ma-Jigs
Deciphering One's Anus
Nasal Deception
Finding 25 Slutty Chicks Under Church Pews
Spermicidal Maniacs
Give 'Em The Clap!
The Advair Inhalers
Go Buy A Condom, Amish Man
Farting For A Penny

Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 1:32am

Lyricists Nightmare

We Hate Curtains
Bribing the Toll Booth Man
The Evil Donuts
Black Eyed Potatoes
Cats on Hot Tin Rooves

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 3:50pm
This is tons of fun & quite therapuetic!LOL


Camel Toes And Other Fashion Don'ts

My Fist In Your Face

Sticking Our Toes In 55 Electrical Outlets

Finding Al Pacino

Jared, That Saggy Sack Of Flesh

Forgetting To Choke The Chicken

Beat That Rug, Amish Woman! Beat That Rug

Ass Manglers And The Tit Squeezers

Geezers And Sneezers

Pissing Off The Pope

Go Raise That Barn, Amish Men

Da sh*t

Joe Pesci's Missing Left Nut

Getting The Measels For Free


Scrimmaging With Midgets


The Happy Periods

Playing Gnip-Gnop With Our 30 Testicles




Posted By: Adreme
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:17pm
The Screaming sh*ts

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:32pm
The Amish Britches
The Poli Dents
10,000 Homicidal Maniacs
The Swingy Gonads
Poisoned By A Garden Gnome
Pissing Without A Valid Reason
Tripping On Grass
Tricycle, Not Trisexual
The Fat Elvis Tribute Band
Watchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
Up Yours
The Anita Bryant Connection
Amish Men Can't Jump
Corn For The Dumb
The Magic Mammaries
Douchebag Bowl-A-Thon
The Mormon Sex Scandal Tribute Band
Chunky Phlegms
Toenail Clippings And Anal Drippings
Fear Of Pilgrims
The Time-Of-The Months

Posted By: NiteRaidah
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 6:44pm
As I recall, this more or less was the topic from hell....
Let's keep it that way, ladies & gents.

I have 168 characters remaining.

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2008 at 11:38pm
Sue, you must have something against the Amish. LOL!

The Rick James Slappers
I Could Use Some Chili Hot Dogs
Shut The F**k Up and Run!
Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gim-MAY!
You Suck Monkey Ass
I Wish I Had A Beer
Lather Rinse Repeat As Needed
I Pick Hair Off My Face
Sock Puppets!
The Turkey In A Sandbox
The Weevilbolls
I Can't See My Ass Coming To Work Today
Milk Of Magnesia
Ex-Laxing The Night Away
The Totally Offensive Stereotypes
Suge Knight Is A Punk! (trust me; this guy will kill you if you look at him funny. A band with this name won't survive through their first song)
Goodnight Sleep Tight
We're All A Bunch Of Assholes
Eating Cheese While Bathing
Farting Between Subway Cars

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 1:24am
Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Sue, you must have something against the Amish. LOL!




You know, Mooch, the reason I throw in Amish-themed made-up bad band names is because rock bands are so un-Amish.LOL


In keeping with the spirit of things:


Shucking Corn With The Amish

Peeing With Two Fingers Up One's Ass

Twisted Holy Sister

25 Goombas

Bratz With Gnatz

Finding Hell In My Left Ear

Obdula Oblongata

Cock Certain

Whisker-Biscuit Brush-A-Thon

Shrinkin' Da 'Nads

The Hey! Hey! Heys!

Vulva Olé!

Dead Ciccadas

Playing Tag On The West Side Highway

Gloves For The Fingerless




Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 9:23pm
Booger Art
The Bloody Stools
3 Legged Tables
Yellow Bucked Teeth
Sand In My Bathing Suit

The artist formerly known as Madawee

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 9:56pm
Partying Like The Amish
Having Paul Anka's Baby
Crotch Phobic
Frogs With No Frogs
Look At My What?
Poultry Farmers' Gang Bang-A-Thon
Where In The World Are Those Things That Are Those Things That ... ?
Digging In The Dirt For Diseases
Picking No Noses
The Ass-Candy No-No's
Tony Orlando And The Dawn Of The Dead
Shania And The Mark Twains
The Shameful Pubes
Tampon Strings And Other Things

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 3:39am
Don't Piss Off That Amish Man
Flipping Off The Judge
Spare A Square
Potato! Potato!
Truckas Without Muthas
We Might Be Black 'Cause We Don't Know If We're White
The Dangling Participles
Feelin' Nipply
We Might Be Dead Right Now
The Tomato Pasties
Unka-Dunka And The Chunka-Lunkas
The Backside Boys

Posted By: Wild Starchild
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 8:26am
Underwear Dumplings
Crotch Bunnies
Butt Canyon Raiders
Raiders of the Lost Fart
Young Sluts on the Corner
Old Sluts in the Crackhouse
Phucked On Cronic
One Finger Guitarist
Wee Kant Play
Like We Just Got Our Guitars and sh*t Three Days Ago And Got A Record Deal Today
ELMO Takes It In His Fuzzy Red Ass
Teacher Hot For Me
New Clits On the Cocks
The Beastiality Boys
Bin Laden Sucks Pig Dicks
Sodumb Saddam
One Bullet for Paris (Hilton)
Britney's Snatch is Bald
Young Girls Are Tighter by the Pedophiles
Locker Room Perfume
Old Car Smell
Dead Dog Pizza

AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 1:58pm
Fearing All Things Amish
Buck Nekkid Cherry
The Spotted Dick Tribute Band
Sylvester And The Stallones
Oily Bo-Hunks And Greasy Sluts
Losing One's Cherry On I-80
Don't Know
Road-Kill Stomp-A-Thon

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 4:48pm

Flying the Gay Little Styrofoam Helicopter
Shredding like you've Never Shredded Before!
Suitcase Perspiration
Being Sceptical about Sceptics
Species 5618
Ass On!!! Apply Directly to the Toliet Muscle!!!
N0rm41 H!ghL0w
Paree, the City of Dark
I'd Like to Buy a Consonant Please!
Disorder in the Court!
Gas Oven Defecation
The Monkey Starship Fund
The Waste is a Terrible Thing to Mind
Opening the Bicycle Window
The Kitty Cat Made a Boom Boom on the Carpet
Luminous Spandex Pants {from a Raven song}
Sugar Honey Frosted Puffs
Salted Vinegar Lye Puffs
Filling Out the Ravioli in Triplicate
This Creature has an Exoskeleton
The Rent is Through April
Blasting a Dookey for Science {"dookey" is a slang term for urine or pee}
STOP! Or I'll Stuff Scottowels down the Urinator!
Invisible Guillotine
The Paper Swords
Cut Off my Armpiece
One Must Live Wild
Combine Odours for So Many Years
Now Two is Reduced to One
When Your Clock is Up
Leper Christ
Embouchure of the Cistern {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
He's a Dillweed!
It's the End of the World as We Know It!
Finding a Cat Fece on the Rug
Squeaky Creatures {living sanitary napkins?} with Wings
Stepping in a Used Dog Fece on the Lawn
Boiling a Pot of Ketchup
A Toliet Roll in Liquid Neon
I am Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile.
Dyeing Fraaglz {note sp.}
Electronic Skunk Cookie
I See the IC
Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern
Eat Spatula and Die!!!
Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!!
So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It
When Worlds Collide
Going Past the Gates of Grethor
Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties
Digi Modify!!!
You Bent my Spatula
That's Totally Unfair!
Phear the Krabby Patty!
Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine
Strawberry Lumps

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 5:10pm
Buying Corn From The Amish And Sticking It In Your Butt Crack
Piss Away, Li'l Piss Ant!
Ass Jiggler's Day Off
Cow Tipping For Manure
Jingle, Jangle, I Smell A Dingleberry
Sniffing Our Armpits For No Reason At All
Been To Hell In A Handbasket
The Lowly Spleens
Soup For The Lame
The Greedy Asses
Rise And Shine Your Own Pecker
Filling The Douchebag
Making Pizza With One's Feet
We Are Scum

Posted By: kat
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 6:28pm
We Suck
Asian Ass Porn
Crab Apples
The Sexually Frustrated Disgruntled Elderly Groundskeepers
Stick Me In Your Ear
We Love George Bush
Canadian Bacon
Hey Hey We're The Honkys!
The Popcorn Kernel That Gets Stuck To Your Uvula
Old Dirty Gym Socks
We Sound Just Like Chris Daughtry

madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 9:46pm
Wife-Swapping With The Amish
Praying To Be Pissed On
Don't Look At Us
Penis Of Doom
Baking 10-Dozen Cakes For The Lord
Don't Grope My Crotch
Narutards And The Sass-Gays
That Pudding Tastes Like Ass
We're Not Your Mentors
Doing Something Perverse With Pocky
Did That Penis Spit?
Serial Killers And Other Charming Folks
Enzyte Bob's Bogus Erection
Justin And His Timbercrotch
Dead People Tell Lies
The Stringless Tampons
Don't Go To The Bathroom Unless You Have A Good Reason
Missing Testicles And Other Mysteries Of The Universe
That Groundhog Phil Is A Blatant Liar
Bad Pee
Crackers For The Titless
Little Debbie's Hair-Pie Snack Attack
The Lost Gonads

Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 9:51pm
A Plethora of Pomagranites
East Coast Pacific
Pear E. Mason
What's Music Got To Do With It?
No Shelf Life
Worse for the Wah Ear

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 12:34pm
The Perspiration Jump
My Lil' Enemabag
Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional }
Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!!
Stomping on Dirty Douchebags
They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly

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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 3:19pm
That Toliet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! 
Son of a Diddly!!!
Ehhh Doodlebugs!!!
Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool!
The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug
Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit
Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation
To Err is Human; To Really Phuck Up Requires a Computer
The Power's Out so the Shiitbowl Won't Flush?!?
Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free?
Spiriva is Deadly Shiit!!!
Taking a Bath...of Evil
Alaskan Bull Worm
Bottom Line
Leave Me the Phuck Alone!
Gimme All Your H8ing!!!
Well, La De Phucking Da!
Max & Ruby Phuck Like Rabbits?
This is Not a Test of the EBS
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Are You Ready Baby F4gs?
You Blasted Barnaclehead!!!
The Robot has been Neutralised
Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators

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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 4:38pm
the sh*t spittoons
moldy ol' Bologna band
how turds taste
hang it out, shake it all about
baste with boogers for added salt
the flannel weenie warmers [from their album, the blue balls of winter]

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2008 at 5:55pm
Crazy Nekkid Amish Men Running Amok
Don't Let That Baby Spit
Ripped Nylons And Other Fashion Don'ts
Please Poke My Eye Out
Fourth Ear Deaf
We Said Multiplication, Not Defecation
The Crusty Panty Crotches
Extra-Bright And Multi-Purposeful
They Eat Snot
Diapers That Leak
We Suck Alphabetically
We're Life Threatening!
Dionne Warwick Is Really Ugly
26 Toes Too Many
Our Blondes Are Dumber Than Your Blondes

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 4:27am
Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Reclamation of Broken Toliets
Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons
Give Me those Soil Reclamators!
Charlie Wilson's Peace

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 8:18pm
Amish Folks Making Merry Mischief
Giant Cockroaches Up The Whazoo

My Son's Fourth-Grade Teacher Is A Bitch! (this is true!Angry)

We Want Those Onions Between Our Toes

Stop Shouting, Billy Mays!

Keven Trudeau Sucks His 25th Nipple

My Mother Wasn't Choosy 'Cause She Didn't Choose Jiff

The Road-Kill Thrill-Kill Cult

Jared, The Band

The Menstrual Tribute Band, Featuring Kotex

Key Your Own Damn Car

Fish Do Not Swim In My Uterus

Killing The Dead

The Jolly Spermicides

We Want Ass

You Are Not It

Does Your Breath Smell Like Dick?



Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2008 at 8:31pm
Mad-About-Ad Fakers

The artist formerly known as Madawee

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2008 at 1:14am
That Amish Can't Fry His Own Frigging Fish
Pigs Don't Pork
Going To The Cornfield For Fear Of Lepers
Parachutes Suck
Fear Of Leprechauns

Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2008 at 2:06am
Dandruff and Ped-egg flakes
Smelly pit roll on boys
fishy smellin' kitty farts
scum sucking bottom dwellers
flying fecal matter
the diarriah poop cork bloat band
when men love sheep

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2008 at 3:39am
Is a Nub like a Crapweasel?
Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
Pee You What's that Horrible Smell?!?
Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toliet Pipes
Rhymes with "Mould Mereal"

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2008 at 3:11pm
Till The Soil, Amish Woman! Till The Soil
Pimples For The Meek
The Testicle Awareness Syndrome
Getting Stoned For Nothing
Check Out Our Douchebags
Simply Scrotalicious!
The Pee-Hole Ass Whackers
Leprechauns Spitting On Old People's Cuticles
Farting Because The Pope Said
55 Ways To Really Suck

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2008 at 9:43pm
Don't Let That Amish Shoe That Horse
He's That Coach
We Said Peanuts, Not Penis
Envious Of All Things Up Your Ass
Suck That Twig!
Pigs Can't Spit
Your Legal Right To An Enema
They Piss In Buckets, I Tell You
If 67 Is The Number Of Times We Told You To Add This, Then What's The Square Root Of 5,319?

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 25 Apr 2008 at 7:41pm
That Amish Man Is Asleep
The Wussie Dribbles
Kick That Cabbage
Hey! You
We Fart With Our Eyes Closed
You'll Break That
The Barking Labias
Horrible People Making Soup
Twisted Nipple
Medicated On Unfriendly Terms
Menopause, The Band
Cuticles Suck
Coming To Terms With One's Rectal Disorder
The Viral Instigators
His Saggy Scrotum, Her Hanging Labia
Yabba-Dabba You Suck
Sassy Spittle
Stricknine Fun Fest
Puking For Laughs
The Vas Defrens
Dead Ciccadas
Don't Tell Anyone We're On Stage
Gay For A Day
Where Is Larry King's Neck?
Whatcha Got?
No Soup For You
You Are A Giraffe
Ass Jigglers' School For Beginners
Bela Lugosi Will Find His Way Home
Whoring For A New Nation
The Pope Does Not Lie
County To 9,153,457,101,009 Sucks!
Eskimo Madness!
Gotta Find Pudding
Elmer Fudd Does Not Smoke Crack
We Choke Our Own Chickens
Bunions For A Dime
We Said Fatality, Not Fecality

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 27 Apr 2008 at 4:15am
Dry Cleaning our Uvulas
Rhymes with "Mould Mereal"
Uranium Micturition
Disinfecting our Eyeballs
Molten Pistachio Ice Cream
We Aren't Greenhorns

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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 28 Apr 2008 at 4:20am
What's Wrong with my Poo?
Shame On You!!!
Assume the Fecal Position
What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional}
Yes, we have no cow piss {milk}
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant

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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 4:19am
The Stinking Gun
Autourination Financial
T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!! {sp. intentional} {sung to the "" jingle}
Cockroach Resort Suite
Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit
Assume the Pole Position™
The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm
My Poo is Deformed!!!
What's Wrong with my Peanut?!?
The Surfactant is Flat!
That Beer is a Liar
Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses!
Give that Amish a Douche
Squeaky Porch Clocks
Perhaps the Code is Incorrect

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 3:21pm
Bake That Cake, Amish Woman!
Spacklin' Da Baby
Chalupas For The Buttocks
The Urinary Migranes
The Douchebag Wannabes
Shhhhhhhhh ... Armpit Hair!
Sandra Lee, Put Down That Drink!
Spackle, Spackle, SPACKLE!
Chicken Blisters And Lots Of Junkies
We Live In A Nutshell
Same Old Garbage
You Can't Suck As Much As We Do
Baking Cakes With Dandruff Flakes
Ear Wax Is Tasty
The Camphor Pheniques
Milky Mollusk
Cherry Poppers And The Toilet Stoppers
The Molten Lavas
Find Your Own Nipple
Your Feet Are Useless
Vaginal Intolerance
Nipplectomy For A Penny
Ugly People Live In Our Sinuses
Whoa Grampa! Pull Up Them Knickers
Grandma's Depends Are Stinky
The Dead Gotta f**k
Herpes Complex
Seasonal Slut
Feelin' Pimply
153 Varieties Of Mustard In The Fridge
Uncle Joe's Whisker-Biscuit Showdown
Triathalons For The Limbless
Fried Some Eggs But They Tasted Like Ass
Meal Worms And Other Tasty Snacks
Scratch Our Pubes
Found The Reason That You Suck
Pause That Dumpling
Stalked By Baby Fish Heads
Urinal Dilemna
Chip-Chop Us Some Ham
Junk In Da Trunk
Make Those People Be Nice
Donating Used Douchebags To The Needy
The Barnyard Orgy Dork Band
Found A Pimple


Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 5:15pm
The Dysfunctional Amish
Labia Mennorah!
Angry At That Guy's Penis
Illegitimate Acts Of Fecal Confusion
Sprout Some Boobies, Rachael Ray!
Telling Time And Knowing Nothing
The Monthly Testicles
We Said Enigmatic, Not Enematic
Fry Your Own Goat, Paula Deen!
Proud Of Peat Moss
Get A Life, Barney Fife!

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2008 at 10:31pm
LOLLOLLOLLOL STOP! I can't take it!

Wedgie Pullers
It's Crotchtastic!
Expired Soda
Spit In Your Coffee
Poke A Hole
Whack! A Mole!
Kitty Litter Surprise
Earwax Sensation
The Stuff That Gets Stuck In Your Teeth While Eating Popcorn*
Yo Momma
Osama's A Llama
Don't Make Me Hurt You!
Speak Flemish Or Die*
Underwear Skidmarx
Nan Bob Otto Bob Nan
Eye Crispies
I Spit On Your Grave
Pull My Finger
Factor This!
Pulling Teeth On A Sunday Afternoon
Noze Bleedin'
I Just LOVE Mah Buttah!
Ass & The Holes*
American Idol Rejects
Rejex Cost $1.99*
Biting Other People's Fingernails*
My Ass Hurts*
hen Everyone Sings Underwater Crabs Kill
I Hate You

* denotes the names I used in the last post on the old forum

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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 3:35am
Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!!
Oooo,  Certified Honeybuns!
Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional}
Horse Pig {mounted police officer}
I Say...Minimum  Effort, Maximum Dave
Electronic Booger Detector
Shaving with Rusty Gillettes
I'm Not your Superhero!
We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional}
You Insult Our Ways!
Easy, Stick Boy!
The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter
Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie
His TC is Too Low
Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 8:50pm
The Amish Whoopie-Pie Project
Stop Chewing Those Oats!
Kleptomaniacs And Other Socially Acceptable Types
The Dead Hangnails
Penis Piss-Off Session
The Dilapidated Vulvas
Parade Of Idiots
We Don't Like That Guy's Dog
The Bitty-Titty Band
Driving With Both Eyes Shut
Taunting Our Cell Phone
Furnace Frenzy
George Washington Doesn't Want To Be Dead
Approximately 224 Shopping Days Left 'Til Christmas

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 9:12pm
This will never end!

Booger Boogie
Suicide Monkeys On Claritin
I Eat Graham Crackers*
We're On Crack, Ain't That Whack?
Digger and the Dermaphrodites*
Fonnis (this is what my sister and I called the result of Jell-o and ice cream melted together Dead)
The Whiny Crybabies
Serious Intestinal Damage
The Shiitheads (pronounced Shi-TEEDS)
Bread Thread Dread
Drop Your Pants and Sing
The Noodle Incident*
Are You My Wet Nurse?
Breast Milk Ingredients
One-A-Day Go Away
Krusty Toenailz
We Vomit After Every Set
Old Craggly Hippies
Bloody Mess Left On The Toilet
Are We There Yet?
Closed For Roach Spraying
Thursdays Mean Meat!
Rat Infestation
Whipped Creem Slidings (intentionally spelled that way)
Ashy Elbows & Knees
We Only Know One Song*
Excuse Me, Are You Going To Finish That?
Toidy Toid & Toid
Armpit Sniffin'
My Nose Is All Stopped Up
Toilet Paper Hanging Off Your Ass
I Wish You Would Drop Dead
Horseflies and Apple Pie
Stale Beer
D'ohing In The Wind
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
Naked Butts Abound!
My Mother Told Me To Pick This One
Dumpster Diving
Stomach Rumblings Mean Something
Rice Krispies Are The Devil's Cornflakes
Jizz Drippings
I Thought I Told You To Leave Me Alone
Subpoenaing  Rick Schroder  For No Real Reason
Those Damn Spring Awakening People Won't Stop Calling!
Gay Babies
Alligator Stew
Oh Crap!

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 2:39pm
Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

This will never end!

And hopefully it never will, Mooch!LOL
Milk That Cow, Amish Farmer! Milk That Cow
Corn Dogs For The Needy
Lumpy Sex Monkey
We Feel Vaginal
Oh, That Guy!
We Bite
Assaulted By Dixie Cups
Drinking Pepsi From Our Sisters' Bra Cups
Pot Roast Mania!
Forgetting Where We Live
Answerer Off
Tom And Jerry Are Not Gay
We Do Not Protect Dry, Chapped Lips
Mosquito Sex
FAQs For The Limp
That Cialis Man
Chewing Our Forearm Hair 'Cause We Feel Like It
What If?
Don't Question It
The Post-Fungal Pituitary Syndrome Tribute Band
Smashing 800-Dozen TV Sets On I-80 For Lack Of Nothing Else Better To Do
Sledgehammers And Pizza To Go!

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 3:48pm
On with the show!

Get A Yeast Infection, Debbie!
Open Wide and Say...
Flubbidee Dubbidee
Bobblehead Mania!
Poppin' Them Zits
Mirror Image Of My Tongue
Neurosis Mitosis Halitosis
I'm Only Going To Say This Once
Burning Vaginal Itch
My Balls Are On Fire!
I Want To Go Home
Mucous Or Phlegm
1-800-Get A Life
Muppet Turds
That Sticky Stuff
Post-Its Are Scary
Monkeys Are Always Funny
Alfred E. Neuman Is My Sex Slave
I Was A Teenage Wombat
Get Up and Leave
Die Die Die Already!
What Did We Just Sing?
Brothers, Sisters, Cousins and Doug
Fingernails Get Dirty
Something Weird Came Out Of My Butt!
Floaty Toasties
Bound & Gagged On A Piece Of Toast
Oprah's Big Fat Head
The End Is Nearer Than You Think
You'll Be Glad When We Stop Singing
Refill The Ice Tray Or I'll Slap You Silly
The Male's Here
Nobody Can Pronounce Our Lead Singer's Name
Krrygg Gkkk Gkkk (pronounced kuh-RIG gik gik)
Shemale Detail
You Make Me Sick!
Shower Grout
My Cat Drinks From The Toilet
All The Clever Names Were Already Taken
The Funny Named Group
No Name For Fame
Disco's Dead and We Killed It
This Ain't Over Yet

...and it really isn't! Wink

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 4:28pm
Making Apple Butter With The Amish
Missing Tire Fire Frenzy
Uvula Of Mishap
Mysteries Of Spit
You've Got Two Stinky Ears
Kats Kan Kount
Hang Up That Phone, Priscilla!
That Whore Is No Good
We Will Get Sick In Three Weeks From St. Swithen's Day
35 Pizzas Taste As Bad As One
Dancing With Porno Stars
Mr. Rogers' Snot
Brown-Paper Lunch Bags And Other Neat Things To Puke In
Inviting Lice To Your Sister's Next Tea Party
Origins Of Moldy Shower Tiles
Eating Pizza With One's Scrotum
Got Rot
Whoring For Raisinets

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 4:54pm
Sue, you rule this thread! Your bad band names are imaginative and too freakin' hilarious! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

If I get fired from my job for laughing too much, it'll be worth it.

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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 5:38pm
The Rogaine Hippy Band
Born to be Mild
The Turkey Tantrums
Peace Soup
Woodstock 09
Aunt Cookie
Pacemakers and Microwaves
Elephants H8 Us

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 7:01pm
Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Sue, you rule this thread! Your bad band names are imaginative and too freakin' hilarious! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

If I get fired from my job for laughing too much, it'll be worth it.
Thanks, Mooch!  But try not to laugh too hard -- I wouldn't want to hear that you lost your job.Smile
I think your bad band names are just as hilarious and imaginative; I crack up every time I read them.  This has got to be the most fun thread here (or probably anywhere else) -- where else can you just go crazy with random thoughts.LOL
Okay, more bad band names:
Shake A Leg, Amish Barn Raiser!
Random Thoughts Can Kill
No More Pudding For Da Baby
Smoking 99 Joints 'Cause It's Bitchin'
Pip-Pip Doodly-Doo
Marshmallows Are Not Allowed
Painting Crown Moulding On A Sunny Texas Afternoon (this is really what I just finished doing!Smile)
Christmas Does Not Come Only Once A Year
Enema Magnet
Evil People Cannot Eat Cake
Penny Douche
Bodacious Ta-Ta's

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 8:54pm
Those Amish Can Sure Drive A Mean Buggy
Hooray For Crown Moulding!
Don't Look
Spitting Out Our Toenails On Wet Paper Towels
Porno For The Pope!
Can Of Smegma
Contact My Udder
Hoofin' It!
The Greedy Lentils

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 9:15pm
Salty Pit Drippings
Make Yourself Invisible
Hard Stool? Try Docusate!
Cigerette Lighter Chopper
Battery Poop
Capacitance Destructor
Spring is a Rusty Time!
Bloody Ashole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL
Stepping in Bug Doody
Leif Ericcson Day
IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences}

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 10:30pm
Hangin' Out With 35¼ Drunken Amish Quilt Makers
Triple-Decker Pecker Trekkers
Seize The Corn
Pimples On Ice
Stock-Market 2-For-1 Sale
Enablers And Generators
Can Cabbage Kill?
GOSSIP (or Getting Only Spicy Stories Is Paramount)
Labia Of Girth
King Kong Got No Dong
Intimidated By Hamster Dung
Toenail Hangover
Accosted By The Dead
Nervous Breakdown A-Okay
Gobbler Gill
Pork Shopsh An' Appleshaush
Habitual Lying Only Permitted In The Pope's Presence

Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:24pm
cock-a-doodle-doo and the all pecker band
the wild splenectomy boys
bare finger dog doo scoop
fluttering buttcheek oompa band
cow pie frisbees
tender sputem sample band

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:42am
Amish Women Do Not Wear Depends
Vegan Wench
Tickle That Pope!
Fishing For Sand
Whoa! Nellie

Posted By: Spicy_Meatball
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 2:36am

Dumpster Juice

Black Tampon

Suspicious Blister

Hard Hell Yeah
The Dixie Sh*ts
Cuppa Vomit
Hopeless Election
Sauerkraut Socks

"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad

Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 2:41am
corny turd and the kernels
the all baptist bacon boy botulism band
fooba wooba diddly doo dumplings
lactating turtles
the itchy crotch cornflakes of doom

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 10:41am
Braise That Beef, Amish Woman! Braise That Beef
Mary Poppins Will Not Feed Your Lizard
Suicidal Chicken's Flea-Market Surprise
You Are Not Sexy
The Hunka-Lunka Lunkas
Fetching The Mic
Those Fish Might Be Impotent
Ass Kickers Don't Like Cotton Candy
Giving The Pope $10 For Every Hail Mary He Recites
Soiled Knickers
Can You Smell The Sex?
Gummy Tampons And Other Candy-Shop Treats
Recycling Condoms For Environmentally Conscious Playuhs
Snowmen Without Frosty Weiners

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:26pm
Since this was lost during this BBS's "switcheroo" a few weeks back, here it is again: - suenewtotx's Bad Band Names web page  (3,543 bad band names as of 05-02-08) - My own Bad Band Names web page  (4,843 bad band names as of 05-02-08)

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 6:50pm
Thanks, Angry -- you're great!Smile
Just a few more:
Cow Tipping With The Amish
Get The Pope His Own Toothbrush!
Crab Lice For The Holy
Found A Disease
Psoriasis Gone Amiss
Hedge Slut
Sensational Nipple!
That Snake Will Hiss
Cranial Discharge
Disenchanted With Lepers
Menopause For All Ages
Whoa! Nellie
Your Life Is Not A Fact
Giddy Up!
The Heinz Ketchup Tribute Band
No Rinsing Necessary
Pandemonium! Lives In My Ass
Taunting Bears And Other Not-So Sensible Things To Do While Camping
Go To The Gas Pump, L'il Bow-Wow!
Is That Lady In The Mood?
They Will Be Horny Two Hours Before Thanksgiving Eve
Assaulted By A Grit
Llamas Will Rise
That Squirrel Is My Sex Slave
Jeffery Dahmer And The Closet Cannibals
Grunge Tampon
Sprinting For Santa
Recycling Tampons For Environmentally Conscious Chicks
This Means YOU!
We Have Many Heads
Cats That Need Tummy Tucks
Shun The Non-Believer
Tic-Tac Toe, We Blow
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ... No Pumpkins
510,969,101,763¼ Is Not It
No sh*t
We Are Fickle, Not Fecal
Butt Decals And Tittie Tatoos
Dying Is Not An Option
Placenta Showdown
Cheese For A Peek!
Popular Mechanics, The Band
Where Are Grandma's Dentures!
Menagerie Of Mayonnaise
No Harsh Fumes
Squeezy Turds And Greasy Curds
Plethora Of Nipples
Nipplemania! The Band
Fathom Your Own Spasm

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 9:43pm
A Plethora Of Angry Amish Teens
Farting In The Rumpus Room At Half-Past 3
Rumored To Be A Nosehair
Got Pulled Over
The Pope Is A She
Terrorized By Microscopic Scrubbing Bubbles
Algae For Brains
Hannah Montana Is Not From Montana Nor Is She Joe Montana's Daughter
Gigantic Terrible Gonad

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:39pm
LOLLOLLOLLOL STOP!!! This is too much!

Pimplez 'n' Pubik Hairz
Dudes A Plenty
White Out Blackout
Dick Lupin & His Band of Douchebags
Ass In My Cock
Coated Tongue
Oil Slicked Hair
Diarrhea Diary
Crumbs and Other Stuff Found Under The Couch Cushions
If You See Me Coming, Run Like Hell
Hurry & The Canes
The Smegma Detective
Zoo Zum Zooey
Red Hot Monkey Love
I've Got An Ear Infection
He Who Smelt It Dealt It
Purple Monkey Dishwater
John Mayer's The World's Biggest Douchebag
Apple Coring Till Dawn
We're Boring, You Suck
Don't Touch That Dial!
Frosted Roadkill Warriors
Shoving Ants Down Your Pants
10, 9, 8...Oh Whatever
I Gotta Pee!
Smiting Your Sins
That Bitch Owes Me a T-shirt
A Melange of Crabgrass
I Burned Dinner
Itchy Skin Not Caused By Eczema
Will You Shut Up!
Begging For Change On The Subway
No No Non Nyet Never
I Hate The World
Flush Yourself Down The Toilet
Toilet Tank Memories
Stripes and Polka Dots Aren't As Bad As You Think They Are
Ass Mucous
We'll Try Not To Suck This Time
Fall Out Used Revenge
Khrushchev's Banging Shoe
Blue Ball Busters
Broken Hearted Oat Boaters
Pick Your Teeth
Paula Abdul's Starting To Make Sense To Me
Shooting Up Heroin In Front Of The Cops
Sooey Oink Oink
My Bacon Smells Like Farts
Cream Cheese Louise
Going Green Is Good For The Planet, Not Your Bread
We Play Songs Everybody Hates
No Talent Wusses
We Thrive On Reverb
Rhubarb Rhododendron
Band O' Dickheads
Grout For Snout
Drinking + Driving = Death
All The Wrong Moves
Running Naked Through Traffic
Spoiled Milk In Your Coffee
The Totally Depressing Band
The...What Did We Call Ourselves?
Black Lung & Amputations
Lying, Drunken Bastard
I Never Want To See You Again
Learn To Spell, Bitches!
My Ex-Boss Likes Cucumbers Up His Ass
Too Much Damn Information
Too Little, Too Late
Justin Timberlake's A Girly Man
Beating Up Fire Hydrants
She's A Slut, He's An Ass
Grazin Hazin Raizin
Gas, Grass Or Ass - No One Rides For Free
We Haunt People's Dreams
Urine Test
This Show Sucks!
We're Good For Nothing
Big Bird's Bucket Broke
Falling Asleep At The Wheel
BANG! You're Dead

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:08pm
It'll never end, Mooch!  It'll never end.WackoLOL
Don't Take That Amish Fishing!
Put The Litter In The sh*tter And Go For A Run
The Pope Likes Naked People
Denstination Ventricle
20¾ Nipples For The Price Of One
Fudgie-The-Whale's Super-Delux Scrotal Hernia
We Are A Violation Of Federal Law
Decadent Mollusk
Shrimp-Posse Invasion
Wanna Be?
Nifty Nipple
Walruses Thrive On Nudity
Give That Sweater Back To Will! (based upon a true story) 
Nads Of Distinction
Picking Lint From The Pope's Belly Button
Lexmark And The Z51s

Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:47pm
Private Kerby's Dumpy Strumpets Band
Two Flavors, One Box
Beezus and Ramona: The Band
I Need a Nightlight
Um, Hello?
My Chassis Fan Isn't Fast Enough
Save Your Pity For the Weak!!
It's Not Her Mind You're Admiring
Damn, My Ear Is Clogged Again
Our Name's Lame, Foo'
Awaiting My $11,750 With Angst
Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics
Rip Our Music And Die
Digital Camera Queenz
Donuts, We're the Donuts
Smells Like Dinner
Hit in the Face With A Dodgeball
Tin Roof Foil Hat
Mousepads Anonymous
Thanks, Monsters
Expert Texpert Choking Smokers
The Lasik Made It Worse
Our Lead Singer's A Girl
Recharge Comin' Up!
A Million Pounds of Tubesteak
Flawless Victory
I Don't Know, I Can't Read the Menu
We Have Hired Songwriters Who Write Songs For Almost Every Manufactured Group On Earth (And We're Damn Proud Of It!)
. (a.k.a. Period, a.k.a. The Tiniest Band Name in the World)
The Oh-Needers
I Quit, I Quit
The Pants Kid
The Unimportant Guy Strikes Again
Too Lame For a Name
Funny Tasting Iced Tea
Sloppy Chewing

Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 6:26pm
Amish My Sister           (In honor of suenewtotx)
Urine Deep Doodoo     (In honor of AngryMcPisseron)

Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 6:28pm
Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

Since this was lost during this BBS's "switcheroo" a few weeks back, here it is again: - suenewtotx's Bad Band Names web page  (3,543 bad band names as of 05-02-08) - My own Bad Band Names web page  (4,843 bad band names as of 05-02-08)

Amish My Sister           (In honor of suenewtotx)
Urine Deep Doodoo     (In honor of AngryMcPisseron)

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 11:53pm
Those are great, musicman!LOL
That Amish Guy Won't Spit In The Bucket
Call The Police! It's That Pope
sh*tfaced Because It's Nice
We Are The Department Of Public Safety
Sausage Is Not A Lie
Patchy Pubes
Transfer My Uvula
The Pancake-Batter Splatters
We Do Not Hyphenate
Hung Lo!
Jittery And Radically Edgy Dieters (or JARED)
Martha Washington Does Not Blow

Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 12:22am
makin' corks for rectal leakage
sniff my manly stench
the pattering polygamist project
jingo and the jiggly meat band
making burgers in yer pits
will you lick it for a quarter? [from "stuff in he gutter"]
rancid butter biscuit boys
oat bran fecal splat
painting with bird turds
the itch you can't scratch
carbuncle bum lance
velvet toilet paper [from ""preseving my anus]

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 10:51am
Suckle Them Teats, L'il Amish Nursing Baby!
Git Along, L'il Dogie! Git Along
Lesbian Nipple Friskers
We Said Call FTD, Not STD
Mariah Carey's Left Nipple Is No More
Drill Bits Make Crappy Suppositories
Mysteries Of Frozen Testicles
We Are The Global Standard!
Will The Pope Drink Coffee?
Don't Eat That!
Soy-Milk Vomit Splurge

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 11:24am

It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature
Be My Musical Idiot
Practise Makes Imperfect

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Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 11:27am
Music Group XP (Experience)
My Dad Is Special
I'll Bet You Five Bucks That I Get It Right
Styrio Tipi Cal Niggum Jr. and His Gang Of Rappin' Thugs
Are You Feelin' It Yet?
Chocolate Milk In the Morning
The Mandarin and Cranberry Masters
The White Russian Mafia
May Cause Cramps
She Tastes Like Strawberries
I TOLD You Not To Go There!
Knives And Stabbing Weapons
Headed For Death
Four Ugly Guys and A Beautiful Girl
Portal to the Dead Pool
The Armed and Geeky Glasses Guys
Flat Soda
Expired Milk
Rich Creamery Butter
Out of Tissues
I kinda suck at this, I guess. Unhappy Some are in-jokes and references. This is actually my second post on the subject. Smile

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 4:16pm

Bruce, I love your made-up bad band names!  You definitely do not suck at this.Thumbs%20Up

And some more:

Don't Take Those Amish Tweens To The Mall
We Sweat
Shake A Peg-Leg, Cap'n Crunch! Shake A Peg-Leg
Anal Pirates And Other Crazy Characters
The Pope Likes Naked People
Sally Field Is Too Busy To Remember To Take A Pill Every Day!
Robert Goulet Had Emerald Nuts
Don't Buy Beans For That Pilgrim
Maxi-Pads And Other Trendy Things To Decorate Your Home With
My Sink Is Stylish!
Trying To Sue George Washington

Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 5:12pm
Apricot, toe jam cracker fest
the all fat, no lean jack sprat band
washin' out the doo doo undies by hand
sratchin' private places in public
 The ropey mucus jump rope rampage
the sudden laxative explosion [ from "cramping my style']
Uncle Remus and the regurgitation situation

Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 5:39pm
Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Uncle Remus and the regurgitation situation
Tanks 'der, BM! I thought they were called...
Uncle Remus and the regurgitation simulation
(had a heck of a stage show, dontcha know!)LOL

X               <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike

Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 04 May 2008 at 8:19pm
Aw, thanks, Sue! EmbarrassedBig%20smile

Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 1:23am


You gonna eat yer maggots?
the Methodist men's mincemeat mayhem band
Soggy Eddy and the love handle slap
The all excrement ex-lax league
chafing heat rash sweaty butt boys
flabby ass fried chicken bash
I wanna kiss you but yer breath smells
gimme giblet gravy on my taters mavis

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 3:57am
Drowning in the Gene Pool
Weed Whack-Off
Madman at the Wheel
Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor
The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band

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Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 5:04am
Pope Mobile Chasers
Rhyme Without Reason  ( a Rap band)
Stiff Competition at the Morgue

Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 5:09am
If I'm First then U R not

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 11:26am
Give That Amish A Shovel And Tell Him To Dig Me A Ditch!
Reunion Of Once-Popular Chemical Reactions And Their Components
Pilgrims Lurk In My Brain
I Can't Tell
Cuticle Chip-Chop Fest
Festivus! For The Rest Of Us

Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 8:12pm

Real Music Eludes Us
The Haircut Project
The Joy Ruck Crub
CD Spinning Nation
The Headless Chickens
The Apples Who Fell Too Far From the Tree
Eight-Track Revival
Peeling Dry Skin
The Bestest Detergent In the World
That's What the Bumper Is For
I Bet You're Sorry You Won
Miss Fatlegs and Those Other Guys
The Optical Mice
The Hardwood Floors
Pickles And Cheese
Yet Another CD to Have to Stock the Shelves With
Mean Ol' Toast.

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 8:20pm
The Amish Are Having A Pool Party, Oh My!
It's Raining On My Moldy Old Grandma
We Hate Onions
The Lactose Intolerants
Tell The Pope To Knock It Off
Leprechauns And Hookers Don't Mix
We Want Salty Peanuts, Not Salty Penis!
Give Me Back My Urine Sample! (based upon a true story)
Butter-Churning And Other Activities For The Lame
Maxi-Pad Meltdown
Those Stale Chips
Does The Sun Shine On Your Spleen?

Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 9:27pm
LOLLOLLOLLOL To continue!!!

Cream? Cheese?
The Boys Of Bummer
Flaming Queens & Bull Dykes
I Have To Go To The Bathroom
Once More We're Peeling
Skin Flakes 'R' Us
Getting Dizzy Off The Fumes
Stop Calling Me Shirley!
What The Hell's In This Drink?
The Bologna Sammiches
The Farting Teen Queen
We Forgot How To Pronounce Our Name
Loud Ass Birthday Balloon
Dinosaur Puke
Totally Random sh*t
Cowpie! On The Table
Will Somebody Answer The Damn Phone?!
Dean Bean & The Keen Scene
Hitting That Two Times
Rusty Screw You!
The End Of All Things Crunchy
Jump That Man
Too Many Gays
Hanging Up The Chili Pot
Dead Necrophiliacs
Bad Ad Gag Bag
Loose Meat In Your Stool
Three Jeffs & One Goopy
Smoke Comes Out Of Your Pancreas
Dos Equis With Ice Cream
Steaming Butt Sausages
Liquid Tunnel
Time To Go..To Hell!
On & On & On & On & On Then Off
Bruised Lips Then Sassy Hips
Gum Chewers
This Means War
Shut The Hell Up And Gimme My Money
I Told You We Suck!

...and the hits just keep on coming!

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Posted By: Big Momma
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 10:09pm
Fried clam bellies 
toenails are tasty
Ferd Farkwar and the flatulence of dawn

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 05 May 2008 at 10:33pm
Sex-Rompin' And Barn-Stompin' With The Amish
Nipples On TV!
Fetch That Holy Water, Pope! Fetch That Holy Water
Placental Illusion
Cabinet Chicken
Fed Up With Lard
Jack-O'-Lanterns Breed In My Ass
Pudding Blister 

Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 1:05am
Button Your Frock, Scandalous Amish Woman! Button Your Frock
Don't Blame That Nipple!
We Will Crash That Prom
Opening Christmas Presents On The Fourth Of July
We Are Pomp And Circumstance, Not Pimp And Circumcision
You Will Dance 'Cause It's Not Gay
Mrs. Butterworth Is Sticky
Pasties And G-Strings For The Little Ones
I Am Pre-Owned, Not Used
We Are Famously Fresh
POPE!, The Band (or Polishing Our Pricks Everywhere)
Fine, Young Presidents Of The Venereal Disease-Of-The-Month Club
Magnificent Mongoose
Circumcised By A Lawn Mower
Skydiving With Oysters
Ledge Slut
Don't Punch That Duck!
We Are Your Fetish
That Nipple Knows
You'll Call Now!
Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut
Bananas Have A Peel
Cut That Chicken, Little Mikey! Cut That Chicken
We Ordered A Dr. Pepper, Not Dr. Pecker
Being Inbred Is Illegal In Only 2½ States

Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 3:48am
Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours
555 Days of F.L.A.R.G.
Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve
Go To Heli!!!
Bathtub Beer
Loser Boomerang
Flat Bowling Pins
Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing
Urinous Confetti
Flat Tyre Beer
Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Fa99ot!
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant

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Posted By: Moochamoocha
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 8:03am
I can't stop! I can't stop! LOLLOLLOLLOL

Vegetarian Speed Demons On Crack
Loud Drunken Phone Call
Chin Hair
The Histamine Blockers
Turn Loose, Mongoose!
Die Till We Kill You
Why The Amish Don't Dance
Shake 'n' Bake
Shooting Rubber Bands At Miguel
Who The Hell Is Miguel?
Claws On A Chalkboard
Kung-Fu Creatures On The Rampage Two
Part 13 In A Six Part Series
You Can't Do That
Open Leg Policy
Upstairs Downstairs The Band!
Chupame Mis Chi-chis (Spanish for lick my balls)
The Pantywaists
Not Giving A Hoot
Aww Man, Do We Have To Play Here?
Toilet Tankery
Marshmallow Bees Have Stung
Head In A Vice Grip
Three Guys In A Chicken Suit
Four Hour Work Day
Thank Goodness For Cheese!
Wally World's Cavalcade Of Crap
You'll Forget Us In Two Years
The James Blunts
Regurgitation Proclamation
Shuck The Corn And Slap My Momma
Sagging Titties Featuring Breastless Wonder
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
Flipping Off The Popemobile
Sand Crabs Up The Wazoo
Huckledy Duckledy Boo Boo Boo
Moove Over Butter
Jewel Encrusted Fungus
Weapons Of Ass Instruction
Milton Berle Inspired Me To Cross Dress
Dreck, Drivel & Other Crap
Sensational Gestational
Melted Ice Cream In Your Purse
Everybody In The World Sucks!
Your Co-dependent Uncle
Totally Gay!
The Fringe Benefits
We Only Sound Good When We're High
Killing Flies With Platform Shoes
Lice Infestation
Kill All Doormen
A Priest, A Rabbi And A Buddhist Monk
We're All Going To Die!
Hell In A Handbasket
No One Wants To Hear Us
Blowing Up Parliament On April 26
2x + 3y (14x - 10y) - 17x + 36y
Aspire To Geekdom
Big Honking Zit
We Sing In Double Entendres
Satanic Verses Are Hidden In Our Songs
Next Time There Won't Be A Next Time

Shall I continue?

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Posted By: suenewtotx
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 11:32am
Mooch, you go, girl!  You GO!  You shall definitely continue!Big%20smile
Don't Take That Amish Trannie To The Mall!
Does The Pope Eat At The Olive Garden?
Get A Nipple
Buying That Baby Some Beer

Posted By: Bruce
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 12:03pm
Is..Um...the Sausage Cooked Enough?
A Glass Of Chocolate Milky Way
Flurger Bing (The Burger King Tribute Project)
You Weak Pathetic Fool
Hello, We're....
The United States Cavalry Rides Over The Hilltop
The Curly Shuffle
The Sharpest Knives In The Drawer
How About This Whole Conservation Situation?
I Before E Except After C (a.k.a. E Before I After C in some regions)
Nailing Your Ass To The Wall
Crumbs On My Clean Carpet
The Members Of The Polk Street Band
The April Vineyard Experience
The Earwax Tweezers
Huh? What??
The Nailcutters
The Encyclopedia Salesmen

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