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Topic: Kris Jenner for ShutterflyPosted By: sharonite
Subject: Kris Jenner for Shutterfly
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2022 at 7:13pm
I thought this was another one of those Botox ads at first. Why exactly is this wholly unremarkable woman famous?
Replies: Posted By: Capt. Beefheart
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2022 at 11:29pm
sharonite wrote:
I thought this was another one of those Botox ads at first. Why exactly is this wholly unremarkable woman famous?
Because her daughter made a sex video with a rapper, and Ryan Seacrest decided that their entire vapid family deserved a TV show. That's all it takes to become famous these days.
Posted By: atikovi
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 2:07pm
Is that the "chic" that once was a dude?
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 2:54pm
She looks too much like that nutjob skank Kari Lake.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: atikovi
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 3:11pm
Were is aka Ron, he'd tap that ass. Come to think of it, he hasn't posted here in over a year.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 4:11pm
atikovi wrote:
Were is aka Ron, he'd tap that ass. Come to think of it, he hasn't posted here in over a year.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 4:21pm
Something about the term Shutterfly that seems kinda gross to me.
Makes me envision a camera with flies on it.
Or maybe a fly with a camera...
Maybe they should adopt this ^^^ as part of their corporate logo.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: atikovi
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 4:23pm
I see. Maybe mods can change a users status from "Offline" to Deceased, when this happens.
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 6:32pm
atikovi wrote:
I see. Maybe mods can change a users status from "Offline" to Deceased, when this happens.
That's a good idea! It kind of reminds me of a Website that banned me like 7 years ago just saying,"Missing In Action," when Banned would be more accurate.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 6:42pm
atikovi wrote:
I see. Maybe mods can change a users status from "Offline" to Deceased, when this happens.
"Offline" is kind of a funny 21st century euphemism for "dead". But that could be confusing. "Permanently offline" might be better.
Posted By: atikovi
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 6:55pm
Thor wrote:
"Permanently offline" might be better.
Was there mention of his final wishes? For all we know, he could have had himself frozen and may be back in 100 years after they cure what ailed him.
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 7:59pm
atikovi wrote:
Thor wrote:
 "Permanently offline" might be better.
Was there mention of his final wishes? For all we know, he could have had himself frozen and may be back in 100 years after they cure what ailed him.
That sounds more like something PaWolf might've done.
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 9:39pm
Oh my God, we just hijacked this on topic thread about hating Kris Jenner's Shutterfly Commercial and turned it into talking about Pawolf being dead and how websites should reflect dead Posters in their Avatars/Titles. I'd personally be mad if I were Sharonite.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 10:08pm
Thor wrote:
atikovi wrote:
Was there mention of his final wishes? For all we know, he could have had himself frozen and may be back in 100 years after they cure what ailed him.
That sounds more like something PaWolf might've done.
Given where he lived, I'm surprised he didn't freeze.
Maybe that's what got him.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 11:00pm
Donathan wrote:
Oh my God, we just hijacked this on topic thread about hating Kris Jenner's Shutterfly Commercial and turned it into talking about Pawolf being dead and how websites should reflect dead Posters in their Avatars/Titles.  I'd personally be mad if I were Sharonite.Â
How do we know you're not?
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2022 at 11:02pm
Jimbo wrote:
Thor wrote:
atikovi wrote:
Was there mention of his final wishes? For all we know, he could have had himself frozen and may be back in 100 years after they cure what ailed him.
That sounds more like something PaWolf might've done.
Given where he lived, I'm surprised he didn't freeze.
Maybe that's what got him.
So then, curing him shouldn't be much of a problem.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 5:09am
Thor wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
Thor wrote:
atikovi wrote:
Was there mention of his final wishes? For all we know, he could have had himself frozen and may be back in 100 years after they cure what ailed him.
That sounds more like something PaWolf might've done.
Given where he lived, I'm surprised he didn't freeze.
Maybe that's what got him.
So then, curing him shouldn't be much of a problem.
If by "curing" you mean like bacon or some other meat, then yeah, it shouldn't be a problem.
Of course we probably waited a few years too long for that....
I get the feeling that if anyone would have appreciated that joke, it would have been Pa.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 10:33am
Pa was so salty, he probably cured himself. There's a lotta bacon in that casket.
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 2:13pm
Thor wrote:
Donathan wrote:
Oh my God, we just hijacked this on topic thread about hating Kris Jenner's Shutterfly Commercial and turned it into talking about Pawolf being dead and how websites should reflect dead Posters in their Avatars/Titles. I'd personally be mad if I were Sharonite.
How do we know you're not?
I'm not Sharonite, I promise to God!
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 2:55pm
Donathan wrote:
Thor wrote:
Donathan wrote:
Oh my God, we just hijacked this on topic thread about hating Kris Jenner's Shutterfly Commercial and turned it into talking about Pawolf being dead and how websites should reflect dead Posters in their Avatars/Titles.  I'd personally be mad if I were Sharonite.Â
How do we know you're not?
I'm not Sharonite, I promise to God!Â
Where have we heard that before?
"I'm not NavySeal!"
"I'm not CranedyPouth! I swear!"
Hmmmmm...
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 3:02pm
Thor wrote:
Donathan wrote:
I'm not Sharonite, I promise to God!Â
Where have we heard that before?
"I'm not NavySeal!"
"I'm not CranedyPouth! I swear!"
Hmmmmm...
I doubt that Donathan is Sharonite.
If you look at the OP, the term "wholly unremarkable" is used.
Donathan doesn't use such terms.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 3:06pm
I didn't really think Donathan was Sharonite.
I do, however, wonder sometimes if Donathan is you, or if you are Donathan.
Go ahead. Try to deny it.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 3:28pm
Thor wrote:
I didn't really think Donathan was Sharonite.
I do, however, wonder sometimes if Donathan is you, or if you are Donathan.
Go ahead. Try to deny it.
That's exactly the kind of diversion attempt Donathan would engage in.
Real cute there...
Donathan.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 3:33pm
Jimbo wrote:
Thor wrote:
I didn't really think Donathan was Sharonite.
I do, however, wonder sometimes if Donathan is you, or if you are Donathan.
Go ahead. Try to deny it.
That's exactly the kind of diversion attempt Donathan would engage in.
Real cute there...
Donathan.
I am not Donathan! I swear!
Or maybe I am. 🤔
Maybe we all are. 🤯
How would we know? 😲
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 3:41pm
Thor wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
That's exactly the kind of diversion attempt Donathan would engage in.
Real cute there...
Donathan.
I am not Donathan! I swear!
Or maybe I am. 🤔
Maybe we all are. 🤯
How would we know? 😲
Okay, so you're not Donathan.
You're one of Donathan's "friends" then.
Biiiiig difference.....
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: MrOutspoken
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2022 at 4:26pm
Capt. Beefheart wrote:
sharonite wrote:
I thought this was another one of those Botox ads at first. Why exactly is this wholly unremarkable woman famous?
Because her daughter made a sex video with a rapper, and Ryan Seacrest decided that their entire vapid family deserved a TV show. That's all it takes to become famous these days.
And don't forget, her ex husband got off a murderer.
Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2022 at 6:42am
Thor wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
Thor wrote:
I didn't really think Donathan was Sharonite.
I do, however, wonder sometimes if Donathan is you, or if you are Donathan.
Go ahead. Try to deny it.
That's exactly the kind of diversion attempt Donathan would engage in.
Real cute there...
Donathan.
I am not Donathan! I swear!
Or maybe I am. 🤔
Maybe we all are. 🤯
How would we know? 😲
A long time ago, for a couple of weeks, I had suspicions that aka ron was Donathan. That probably would have ticked off aka royally...