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Jennifer Garner Omnipresent

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Topic: Jennifer Garner Omnipresent
Posted By: tikibagger
Subject: Jennifer Garner Omnipresent
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2019 at 3:56pm
It seems like this duck faced chick is on practically EVERY ad thats run currently-Neutrogena, that credit card...man i am SICK of her rubber lipped mug! She seems to buy into her 'talent' with overacting and a crap ton of make-up...not a fan


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2019 at 6:19pm
She is kinda hot, Bags!  Not as hot as my wife or yours?


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2019 at 4:39pm
She could be kinda hot, if she didn't always have her face twisted up in some stupid-looking expression. I honestly don't think I've ever seen her resting face, the closest we ever get is that dumb squint-thing where she pushes her cheek meat up under her eyes.

She just always looks fake as hell to me, and it overrides anything about her that might be attractive.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2019 at 5:01pm
I guess I look at her other parts...

Neutrogena Rapid Wrinkle Repair TV Spot, One Week Featuring Jennifer Garner - Screenshot 7


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2019 at 5:32pm
She's just never done anything to me or for me, so I've no opinion other than if she was alone with me on a desert island, except for the natives...well, I'd probably trade her for one of their women, doncha know...

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2019 at 5:41pm
LOL

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2019 at 11:03pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

She's just never done anything to me or for me, so I've no opinion other than if she was alone with me on a desert island, except for the natives...well, I'd probably trade her for one of their women, doncha know...

MY SENTIMENT EXACTLY--its that damn 'whats in YOUR wallet?' sh*te where she constantly mugs and its her TONE..like she always addresses the viewer/camera like she is talking to a 4 year old! No wonder ol' BenAffleck was constantly boozing..there are moments, yes, where she slightly TILTS towards hot and then that big BILL of hers opens and its over


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2019 at 11:39pm
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

She's just never done anything to me or for me, so I've no opinion other than if she was alone with me on a desert island, except for the natives...well, I'd probably trade her for one of their women, doncha know...

MY SENTIMENT EXACTLY--its that damn 'whats in YOUR wallet?' sh*te where she constantly mugs and its her TONE..like she always addresses the viewer/camera like she is talking to a 4 year old! No wonder ol' BenAffleck was constantly boozing..there are moments, yes, where she slightly TILTS towards hot and then that big BILL of hers opens and its over
WinkThanks  bags! I can exhale now - THOSE were the words I was looking for, but couldn't find in my mind.

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Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 28 Jul 2019 at 2:48am
She's a guilty pleasure of mine 'cause she does the kar-a-tayyyy. Hi-yawwwww... I've always had a thing for martial arts chicks.  Embarrassed


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Jul 2019 at 4:16am
I lost all interest in her when I learned she was no relation to James Garner.

First few times I heard of her, I assumed she was his daughter.

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 28 Jul 2019 at 11:34am
I hear her voice 20 or 30 times a day over "Walmart Radio" at work.  "Hi everyone, this is Jen Garner".
 
"Jen"???  What?  We're on a nickname basis?
 
Anyway, she tries to inspire us all to do "acts of kindness" or some such crap.  She probably tries to inspire us to buy some sort of made-in-Laos garbage, too, but I don't know---I just tune it all out.
 
 
 
 


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2019 at 10:13pm
her duckbill bothers me...she isnt a good enough actress to rate these many endorsements


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 26 Sep 2019 at 9:15pm
AND they painted the crud out of that mug of hers on the 'wedding' one--what they DIDN'T do was
Improve the whole 'interruption' ploy of the 'librarian' one or
Improve her totally crappy MUGGING - how the HELL she gets any parts other than
those unwatchable Christian movies is a mystery to me


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